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Arthur D Wolfe
Sep 26, 2007

"Holy shit you are a
loathsome jerk, Arthur.
"




Well, that was a painful stream. In addition to the general chaos we only managed to get through seven games, so the final tally for this Top 20 is... sixteen games. I prostrate myself in apology and promise that the next one will be better. Remember to weigh in on the new poll if you have not already!

EDIT: NesLover's birthday gift is now available on my site for everyone to enjoy. Sorry about the two-day delay NesLover, but since I was late with my original idea I decided this morning to make something completely different.

Arthur D Wolfe fucked around with this message at May 21, 2012 around 17:21

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ChaoticGood
May 7, 2010


Game suggestions for the next stream:

Bibleman (PC)
Nickelodeon Guts (SNES)
Barbie: Explorer (PSX)
Barney's Hide and Seek (Genesis)

ChaoticGood fucked around with this message at May 27, 2012 around 07:57

Tewratomeh
Feb 17, 2007



You could pretty much just make the entire Top 20 for next week out of the SNES library. They had tons of games that were based on Saturday morning kid's shows and cartoons, and they were pretty much all poo poo.

- AAAHH!!! Real Monsters
- The Adventures of Batman and Robin
- Biker Mice From Mars
- Bobby's World
- Bonkers
- Eek! The Cat
- Family Dog
- The Flintstones
- The Incredible Crash Dummies (also a toy line and a bunch of other poo poo..)
- James Bond Jr.
- The Jetsons: Long Subtitle
- Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
- Nickelodeon GUTS
- The Pirates of Dark Water
- Ren and Stimpy (times four infinity)
- Rocko's Modern Life
- Sailor Moon
- Scooby-Doo
- SWAT Kats (I haven't even heard of this, but apparently it was really a show)
- Taz-Mania

...okay this is going on and on with no end in sight, but there's also Tom and Jerry, Tiny Toon Adventures, and Ultraman, and probably more I've overlooked. Good lord.

ChaoticGood
May 7, 2010


The Genesis version of Scooby Doo is actually pretty interesting. It's a Lucasarts -imitation adventure game, completely different from the SNES game.

Arthur D Wolfe
Sep 26, 2007

"Holy shit you are a
loathsome jerk, Arthur.
"




I trust you are all prepared for the startling conclusion to the Barrows Twins saga? Thanks to Domus and Sudden Javelin for joining me for this one, hope you have had a smashing birthday so far SJ!

Now that we are eight weeks into the new thread I think it is about time I got to work on an in-thread project. I have decided to put off Nocturne until I find a reliable way to make the second half of the game bearable to watch, so in the meantime I am going to do a game that has been skulking in the shadows for a while...

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

You have unleashed a horde of barbarians!

So I'm watching through the recording of the second Clock Tower game and something's been bugging me right from the get go:

Why the gently caress does nobody in Norway have a goddamn Norwegian name?

Lonely Rolling Star
Mar 20, 2009

Better than a crowbar.


Tewratomeh posted:

- Family Dog

I had that game when I was a kid. As in I spent actual kid money on it, because it was being sold for $20 at Walmart. It is aggressively mediocre, and extremely short. So you could presumably finish it within the span of a single stream play through.

If you are still taking suggestions for horror games, might I throw in Isle of the Dead for MS-DOS for consideration?

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl

Speaking of horror games. I've been playing Cry of Fear and I was wondering how accurate it is in its portrayal of everyday life in stockholm?

Arthur D Wolfe
Sep 26, 2007

"Holy shit you are a
loathsome jerk, Arthur.
"


Captain Fargle posted:

Why the gently caress does nobody in Norway have a goddamn Norwegian name?
Same reason they are all speaking English: foreign people do not actually exist.

Lonely Rolling Star posted:

If you are still taking suggestions for horror games, might I throw in Isle of the Dead for MS-DOS for consideration?
You may regard it as considered. I am always up for more suggestions, especially less known games since those tend to be interesting both to play and watch.

coleman francis posted:

Speaking of horror games. I've been playing Cry of Fear and I was wondering how accurate it is in its portrayal of everyday life in Stockholm?
Having lived in the suburbs of Stockholm for eleven years I can tell you that it is spot on. I was taught at a very young age to keep my wits about me and never accept candy from rotting corpses flying around on rusty bed frames.

Vrikkian
Apr 26, 2010

I think I'm having a stroke...


Family Dog is a horrible platformer to a short-lived cartoon that really made no sense. The art was gimmicky at best, and how they even had time to create a tie-in game for it amazes me.

EDIT: I am still loving the horrible foreign sim games for pre-stream. This may have been brought up in one of the chats that I have (unfortunately) missed due to being busy on Saturdays, but how many do you have left? I know there are a ton of mediocre tasks out there that could have been made into a full-fledged title, but...

Vrikkian fucked around with this message at May 28, 2012 around 13:15

timeandtide
Nov 29, 2007

This space is reserved for future considerations.

Is anybody else having trouble making it through the Ju-On video?

Not because of the commentators, mind you, but due to the walking speed being so slow. I remember hearing about that when it came out, but the game would literally only take 2 of those 3 hours to beat if not for the walking speed.

JamieTheD
Nov 4, 2011

LPer, Reviewer, Mad Welshman

(Yes, that's a self portrait)

Lonely Rolling Star posted:

If you are still taking suggestions for horror games, might I throw in Isle of the Dead for MS-DOS for consideration?

Isn't Isle of the Dead the one where getting the first shotgun of the game automatically kills you? I remember I had that game, it was hard as balls, I never got even slightly far, and...

...yeah, on consideration, add it to the list. It's a comedy goldmine!

Arthur D Wolfe
Sep 26, 2007

"Holy shit you are a
loathsome jerk, Arthur.
"


Vrikkian posted:

I am still loving the horrible foreign sim games for pre-stream. This may have been brought up in one of the chats that I have (unfortunately) missed due to being busy on Saturdays, but how many do you have left?
As of this Saturday I am fresh out, but quantum_squirrel and I are cooperating to expand my library further. I have added pretty much every simulator on the market to my wishlist on Gamersgate and will work my way through that as hobby spending money allows.

timeandtide posted:

Is anybody else having trouble making it through the Ju-On video?
Since playing the game was boring enough, I can understand how excruciating it must be to watch. Take twenty minutes of video with breakfast every morning and you should be through it by the time we do our next Horror Hour! In case of unexpected side-effects, contact your physician immediately.

FlyingFish
May 31, 2001



Arthur D Wolfe posted:

unexpected side-effects
I experienced this first hand during Ju-On and the simulator videos. Turns out Arthur's voice is an excellent sleeping aid; I'd put on a video, sit back on the couch, and then lose consciousness a few minutes in. The next thing I know the full playlist's done and my cat's freaking out 'cause I've been using him as a pillow.

(I mean the above in the most flattering way possible, Arthur.)

Drakli
Jan 28, 2004
Goblin-Friend

Hmm... I have to admit, I found the Ju-On video to be fun, if only because of you and your co-commentator's continual banter.

There were potentially cool elements to that game which the designers relentlessly squandered. Like when the kid pushed you off the building, I heard what sounded like real actual emotion in your voice, anger, frustration, surprise, and outrage that this kid, (passive up to this point,) pushed you! Pushed you off the roof

And then, comes the complete negation of the tension when She just threw you off the roof with herself moments later, without any ability to resist.

Frankly, I understand Ju-On is all about an irresistible curse. It's a no-win situation. However, they probably shouldn't have created a video game around a no-win scenario!

Domus
May 7, 2007
Getting nerdier day by day

Drakli posted:

Frankly, I understand Ju-On is all about an irresistible curse. It's a no-win situation. However, they probably shouldn't have created a video game around a no-win scenario!

You know, I think it's OK to make a game where it's a no-win scenario. Hell, Tetris is a no-win situation. But it's not OK to make a no-win scenario where the only reward for delaying death is boredom. In Ju-On, there is literally no reason to get through a scenario, plot wise. You don't really learn anything more about the people involved, the cause, or a possible solution. You just die in a different place. I guess maybe you die more like people died in the movie. Woo. I can't imagine even hardcore fans caring that much.

Drakli
Jan 28, 2004
Goblin-Friend

Domus posted:

You know, I think it's OK to make a game where it's a no-win scenario. Hell, Tetris is a no-win situation.

Personally, I tend to think of titles like Tetris, Pac-Man, Asteroids, and the like less as no-win scenarios and more as games where you set your own win conditions. Call it Zen (Note: I don't know much about Zen,) or Obsession, but whatever it is, I think it's about where you set the bar.

That said, I admit I've kind of fallen out of love with games that don't have a clear endpoint, so the appeal is kind of lost on me, even though I acknowledge it exists.

But we definitely agree on Ju-On.

Domus
May 7, 2007
Getting nerdier day by day

Aww, came home expecting to veg out to a stream, and there ain't none yet. Also, what got picked for next week?

Tewratomeh
Feb 17, 2007



I couldn't let it go, I had to hunt down and show off the best scene in the PSX Clock Tower. Here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyE5sURuMu0#t=174s

Look at that little guy. How could you be afraid of someone so happy?

But it does beg the question, is that Dan under that particular Scissorman costume? Harris?... Professor Barton?

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007



If you want another Wii Horror game that's bad but not quite as bad as Ju-On, try Calling.

Arthur D Wolfe
Sep 26, 2007

"Holy shit you are a
loathsome jerk, Arthur.
"




This is probably the worst title image I have ever made. Always exciting to hit new lows!

Domus posted:

Aww, came home expecting to veg out to a stream, and there ain't none yet. Also, what got picked for next week?
Seeing as I had forgotten to close the poll, Ao Oni managed to sneak past and snatch the win moments after the stream ended! The Lovecraft fans will probably riot a bit, but things should be under control by Saturday.

Tewratomeh posted:

But it does beg the question, is that Dan under that particular Scissorman costume? Harris?... Professor Barton?
It has to be either Harris or Barton, Dan never learns of the location of the Devil Idol. I am betting it is Barton though, he seems like the kind of guy who unwinds with some cartoons after a long day of hassling PTSD-sufferers.

Tewratomeh
Feb 17, 2007



Ao Oni looks absolutely horrible and boring. I guess it's to be expected from a freeware RPG Maker game, but goddamn. It's basically just wandering around in silence in a comically-oversized house doing jack poo poo until a giant, horribly-drawn blue guy chase you around to the Psycho theme.

What the hell, stream thread?

MadScientistWorking
Jun 23, 2010

"I was going through a time period where I was looking up weird stories involving necrophilia..."


Tewratomeh posted:

You could pretty much just make the entire Top 20 for next week out of the SNES library. They had tons of games that were based on Saturday morning kid's shows and cartoons, and they were pretty much all poo poo.

You know what was a pretty good game for the time period from Sunsoft. Duck Dodgers. It was a remarkably competent platformer.

quote:

James Bond Jr.
Its the only game I remember where you could glitch the daylights out of it in the first level.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Tewratomeh posted:

Ao Oni looks absolutely horrible and boring. I guess it's to be expected from a freeware RPG Maker game, but goddamn. It's basically just wandering around in silence in a comically-oversized house doing jack poo poo until a giant, horribly-drawn blue guy chase you around to the Psycho theme.

What the hell, stream thread?

An RPG Maker game? drat

azren
Feb 13, 2011


steinrokkan posted:

An RPG Maker game? drat

Hold on, Yume Nikki was done with a similar program, and it's freaking awesome. I'm cool to give it a chance.

Domus
May 7, 2007
Getting nerdier day by day

Yes, and I also recently enjoyed "Off", made with the same software. It's not going to have mind breaking mechanics or graphics, but that doesn't make it bad. It better be easier than Yume Nikki, though.

JamieTheD
Nov 4, 2011

LPer, Reviewer, Mad Welshman

(Yes, that's a self portrait)

Ah, wish I had been able to turn up to last weekend's stream... After all, I could have said "Oh hey there, EEK! is a ripoff of Sleepwalker, a bullshit 90s platformer which consisted entirely of an overly nasty escort quest!"

Well, I'll hopefully be there this coming weekend, to chew the fat, and generally mock Ao Oni.

Vrikkian
Apr 26, 2010

I think I'm having a stroke...


I rather enjoyed watching these on YouTube. Keep up the good work.

EDIT: I request to add Virtual Sailor to your list of sims. It's a shareware game, but that's a probably a good thing so your wallet doesn't have to cry. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_Sailor

Vrikkian fucked around with this message at Jun 5, 2012 around 03:00

Plutonic Cheddar
Mar 23, 2010

I'm off to the chocolate factory! Up yours Wonka!


So what were the games left over for the second part of the saturday morning cartoon stream?

I'm wondering because I hear mention of some really old games I might have owned and played the hell out of. I'd love to be on for those if they are what I think they are, if that's all right.

Ben Kasack
Dec 27, 2010


Internet Confession Time!

I'm sad I missed this last stream as when you got to Sailor Moon, I would be that one guy out over it. I admit, I watched the poorly dubbed anime as a kid and even have a friend who's rather big on the series so I've watched most of it(including non-American aired episodes)subbed and even have read most of the manga.

What bugs me more is I'm going to be missing most of next weeks stream as well. My folks are planning to visit me so I will try to be there in chat talking, but when they call, I have to bounce.

Arthur D Wolfe
Sep 26, 2007

"Holy shit you are a
loathsome jerk, Arthur.
"


Tewratomeh posted:

Ao Oni looks absolutely horrible and boring.
Ouch, not pulling any punches I see. Luckily I have something in store for those of you who feel that Ao Oni is inadequate viewing, more on that as it develops.

Vrikkian posted:

I request to add Virtual Sailor to your list of sims. It's a shareware game, but that's a probably a good thing so your wallet doesn't have to cry.
Added to the list. Thanks for the tip, Vrikkian!

Plutonic Cheddar posted:

So what were the games left over for the second part of the saturday morning cartoon stream?
The games left unplayed are Bobby's World, Bonkers, Family Dog, The Flintstones, James Bond Jr, Ren and Stimpy - Veediots!, Scooby-Doo, The Smurfs, Spider-Man, Taz-Mania and Turtles in Time. If this line-up suits you, let me know and I will pencil you in as a guest.

Ben Kasack posted:

I'm sad I missed this last stream as when you got to Sailor Moon, I would be that one guy out over it. I admit, I watched the poorly dubbed anime as a kid and even have a friend who's rather big on the series so I've watched most of it(including non-American aired episodes)subbed and even have read most of the manga.
Oh man, I would have kept you talking non-stop throughout the whole thing. My knowledge of Sailor Moon basically extends to which sailor senshi is who and a muddled recollection of time-travelling and fated moon marriages. Sailor Moon is very anime, is what I am saying.

Also, something I always bring up because I find it creepylarious: in the Swedish dub, the intro makes a point of commenting on how cute Sailor Moon's butt is. In the very line after it is mentioned she is fourteen. I could tell that poo poo was not right when I was fourteen.

Avskum
Jul 27, 2009

:smugfrog:


Arthur D Wolfe posted:

Also, something I always bring up because I find it creepylarious: in the Swedish dub, the intro makes a point of commenting on how cute Sailor Moon's butt is. In the very line after it is mentioned she is fourteen. I could tell that poo poo was not right when I was fourteen.

Actually in the Swedish intro they say that she's rather cute. The line immediately after that says "if she fell on her small but..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpFBNVUnDB0

Arthur D Wolfe
Sep 26, 2007

"Holy shit you are a
loathsome jerk, Arthur.
"


Avskum posted:

Actually in the Swedish intro they say that she's rather cute. The line immediately after that says "if she fell on her small but..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpFBNVUnDB0
That is the second translation, the one that was used on TV4. The "pilot" episodes had slightly different lyrics (basically combining the two lines) and different voice actors for some of the supporting cast.

:swedishanimedubs:

Avskum
Jul 27, 2009

:smugfrog:


Arthur D Wolfe posted:

That is the second translation, the one that was used on TV4. The "pilot" episodes had slightly different lyrics (basically combining the two lines) and different voice actors for some of the supporting cast.

:swedishanimedubs:

That explains why I don't remember that, I only watched Sailor Moon on TV4. Any idea if the creepy version of the song is available anywhere?

Vrikkian
Apr 26, 2010

I think I'm having a stroke...


I am available this Saturday if you need a co-pilot.

EDIT: After watching the rest of the SMC's... yes, I did play The Jetsons on my stream, and yes it is a bad game, and yes I did get stuck AT THE EXACT SAME SPOT that Arthur did.

Vrikkian fucked around with this message at Jun 6, 2012 around 02:54

Arthur D Wolfe
Sep 26, 2007

"Holy shit you are a
loathsome jerk, Arthur.
"


Avskum posted:

That explains why I don't remember that, I only watched Sailor Moon on TV4. Any idea if the creepy version of the song is available anywhere?
No idea. I seriously doubt it made it into any of the official releases, so you are probably looking for a twenty-year-old VHS recording at this point. I would say "good luck", but I think it would be better for everyone if this thing never resurfaced.

Vrikkian posted:

I am available this Saturday if you need a co-pilot.
Got it. I am looking forward to hearing your thoughts on Ao Oni.

Esoteric Banana
Mar 29, 2010


I think I enjoy the pre-stream games more than the actual games sometimes. Is that wrong?

Drakli
Jan 28, 2004
Goblin-Friend

Personally, I voted Ao Oni largely because I'm not likely to ever really play it myself. I make a lot of my Let's Play choices that way. I own a copy of Fatal Frame, I understand it's a high caliber title, and I totally intend to play it someday when I stop being a total Shaggy/Scooby coward about horror games.

That, and I'm often intrigued by the games that indy-designers or fan-creators make which are interesting enough to appear on the radar.

Plutonic Cheddar
Mar 23, 2010

I'm off to the chocolate factory! Up yours Wonka!


Arthur D Wolfe posted:

The games left unplayed are Bobby's World, Bonkers, Family Dog, The Flintstones, James Bond Jr, Ren and Stimpy - Veediots!, Scooby-Doo, The Smurfs, Spider-Man, Taz-Mania and Turtles in Time. If this line-up suits you, let me know and I will pencil you in as a guest.

Family Dog and Scooby Doo were 2 of the SNES games that I had as a kid. They were awful but I was gonna have fun dammit!

Sign me up Arthur.

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coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl

Fabricated posted:

If you want another Wii Horror game that's bad but not quite as bad as Ju-On, try Calling.

Or for the "great idea ruined by motion controls" try Cursed Mountain.

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