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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Ge blokus right now, it's free

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vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

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the way to cut piracy way down is to make the full purchase of your game an in app purchase so it gets tied to their account and the only way to unlock it is for the apple servers to tell your game it's ok to unlock

Zizzyx
Sep 18, 2007

INTERGALACTIC CAN CHAMPION

Werthog posted:

jesus christ dude did you read past the first post in that thread? or notice the part where he said "now somebody test it on a device for me tia"? why does it even matter what an app is named anyway

stebe wouldn't approve of ellipses in an app name. also what thread lol

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

got dat wmd posted:

where did that 10% figure come from lmao

p much from anyone tracking it?

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
btw doesnt that trick with plist size checking work anymore?

arts and craps
Nov 20, 2011

theflyingexecutive posted:

Ge blokus right now, it's free

I have the actual board game it's p good

gay devil
Aug 20, 2009

ahhh spiders posted:

people who jailbreak their phones have aspergers.

ive always said this but now i might have to because that's the only way to fix a bug that stops infinity blade 2 from launching

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

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Mind Spew posted:

ive always said this but now i might have to because that's the only way to fix a bug that stops infinity blade 2 from launching

Actually, that's called adulthood. Gahahahahahaha

Never Scroll
Aug 15, 2008

ahhh spiders posted:

Actually, that's called adulthood. Gahahahahahaha

CamH
Apr 11, 2008

Mind Spew posted:

ive always said this but now i might have to because that's the only way to fix a bug that stops infinity blade 2 from launching

how is this a bug

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
i like the nike + gps app it keeps track of my runs and when im done a famous celeb like dirk nowitzki gives me a nice thick, solid, tight message. everyone should have some good fitness apps. thanks for the motivation.

CamH
Apr 11, 2008

Idk running kinda sucks

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
...especially if for president in 2012 in the republican party

am i rite?

like seriously even if you win the nomination you are going up a guy that most americans disapprove of and want out of office but still like him better than you

good job, soldier

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Sniep posted:

...especially if for president in 2012 in the republican party

am i rite?

like seriously even if you win the nomination you are going up a guy that most americans disapprove of and want out of office but still like him better than you

good job, soldier
great post jay leno

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
i dont have it bc im not a nerd but there's some sort of running app that plays some sort of audio drama in your headphones about a zombie invasion or some poo poo and gives you a goal in your city to run towards based on maps and coordinates and if you do certain things (like i assume beat your previous times or take an alternate longer route) the story changes and gives you some sort of points that you use to do some sort of sim city like thing about the zombie invasion in your city, then the audio story advances more. basically you get exercise by running from fictional zombies

nerdy as gently caress but holy poo poo is that an excellent way to get spergs to exercise and use the technology the iphone provides to a T. i wish there was some non nerdstory version of it


edit: oh it's this https://www.zombiesrungame.com

spongeh
Mar 22, 2009

BREADAGRAM OF PROTECTION

got dat wmd posted:

i dont have it bc im not a nerd but there's some sort of running app that plays some sort of audio drama in your headphones about a zombie invasion or some poo poo and gives you a goal in your city to run towards based on maps and coordinates and if you do certain things (like i assume beat your previous times or take an alternate longer route) the story changes and gives you some sort of points that you use to do some sort of sim city like thing about the zombie invasion in your city, then the audio story advances more. basically you get exercise by running from fictional zombies

nerdy as gently caress but holy poo poo is that an excellent way to get spergs to exercise and use the technology the iphone provides to a T. i wish there was some non nerdstory version of it


edit: oh it's this https://www.zombiesrungame.com

is this more smug than gotdatwmd's post about rescue dogs? idk but this must be pretty close to a record

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

TomBooner posted:

great post jay leno

100% accurate actually, that would be precisely a leno joke

PENETRATION TESTS
Dec 26, 2011

built upon dope and vice
chased by a rapist

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

got dat wmd posted:

i dont have it bc im not a nerd but there's some sort of running app that plays some sort of audio drama in your headphones about a zombie invasion or some poo poo and gives you a goal in your city to run towards based on maps and coordinates and if you do certain things (like i assume beat your previous times or take an alternate longer route) the story changes and gives you some sort of points that you use to do some sort of sim city like thing about the zombie invasion in your city, then the audio story advances more. basically you get exercise by running from fictional zombies

nerdy as gently caress but holy poo poo is that an excellent way to get spergs to exercise and use the technology the iphone provides to a T. i wish there was some non nerdstory version of it

there are poors coming to redistribute your wealth and force you out of your home so that they can put welfare queens on socialist obamanomics assistance in there instead. you'd better get a move on, but be sure to avoid the occupy protesters!

time is a wastin
Sep 11, 2011

Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:

reallyprettymad where is your frog king demanding the cheetos i liked him v. much

u will see him @ the crossroads

time is a wastin
Sep 11, 2011

ahhh spiders posted:

people who jailbreak their phones have aspergers.

jfc probably like millions and millions spent on autism research and a something awful forums poster figures out the cause just like that. is there anything goons cant do

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

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reallyprettymad posted:

jfc probably like millions and millions spent on autism research and a something awful forums poster figures out the cause just like that. is there anything goons cant do

be nice to each other, apparently

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

reallyprettymad posted:

is there anything goons cant do

moderate a healthy diet and active lifestyle, with an active social life and family life as well

gay devil
Aug 20, 2009

CamH posted:

how is this a bug

it's not something that detects jailbroken devices

it's a bug with the opening cinematic that stops the game from launching. the only way to fix it is jailbreaking and deleting the cinematic entirely.

unless that was a joke about it being a bad game. i like it

nah
Mar 16, 2009

reallyprettymad posted:

jfc probably like millions and millions spent on autism research and a something awful forums poster figures out the cause just like that. is there anything goons cant do

the same size is small but if one were to examine your posting history one would assume that goons can't make non-poo poo posts

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

got dat wmd posted:

i dont have it bc im not a nerd but there's some sort of running app that plays some sort of audio drama in your headphones about a zombie invasion or some poo poo and gives you a goal in your city to run towards based on maps and coordinates and if you do certain things (like i assume beat your previous times or take an alternate longer route) the story changes and gives you some sort of points that you use to do some sort of sim city like thing about the zombie invasion in your city, then the audio story advances more. basically you get exercise by running from fictional zombies

nerdy as gently caress but holy poo poo is that an excellent way to get spergs to exercise and use the technology the iphone provides to a T. i wish there was some non nerdstory version of it


edit: oh it's this https://www.zombiesrungame.com

i have this and ran with it a couple of times and it sucks. it kept interrupting my music with a boring story that i didn't care to follow.

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

Mind Spew posted:

it's not something that detects jailbroken devices

it's a bug with the opening cinematic that stops the game from launching. the only way to fix it is jailbreaking and deleting the cinematic entirely.

unless that was a joke about it being a bad game. i like it

what the gently caress did you do to your phone to make it not work?

Mr. Onslaught
Jun 25, 2005

For you, it was the last time you would ever post in YCS. But for me...it was Tuesday.
What apps give you an experience that you can only get on a tablet? Like most of the stuff I use is just the tablet version of what I would be doing on my laptop. The only thing that feels like "wow this could only be done on an iPad!" is Flipboard, which is the best way to show people how cool iPad is

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Doc Block posted:

what the gently caress did you do to your phone to make it not work?

a gypsy cursed it with her dying breath

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/ascension-chronicle-godslayer/id441838733?mt=8

this is a really fun card game esp. for ipad

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

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graph posted:

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/ascension-chronicle-godslayer/id441838733?mt=8

this is a really fun card game esp. for ipad

so is this http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fairway-solitaire-hd-big-fish/id428393840?mt=8

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

this looks cool but does it suck without in-app purchases

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

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graph posted:

this looks cool but does it suck without in-app purchases

nope. you get i think 9 courses free & 2.99 to get the other like 36 or something and aside from that the rest is basically cheats. the actual gameplay is good

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

ahhh spiders posted:

nope. you get i think 9 courses free & 2.99 to get the other like 36 or something and aside from that the rest is basically cheats. the actual gameplay is good

cool its downloading thanks :)

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
yep this owns

gay devil
Aug 20, 2009

Doc Block posted:

what the gently caress did you do to your phone to make it not work?

nothing a bunch of people in the iOS games thread had the same problem. it's a known issue that hasn't been fixed despite months of people complaining

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

i got notability, it's really neat

seems a lot b etter than evernote but i need a stylus to try out the handwriting feature

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
notability owns even without a retina update

hella want a retina update tho

CamH
Apr 11, 2008

Glumwheels posted:

i got notability, it's really neat

seems a lot b etter than evernote but i need a stylus to try out the handwriting feature

yep i take all of my school notes with it. poo poo owns and i probably look like a retard but i don't care

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Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
lol, part of a review for score-o-tron

quote:

Very useful. Would be nice to have cuter female players with short hair.

edit: best review just says "worst app ever" with a 5-star rating.

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