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![]() ![]() UPDATE 8/5/2012 ![]() ![]() Goons don't really play this game right now, see latest pages Get on IRC. Do not go near Goontown unless you are in IRC and we already know you are coming, or you will be murdered instantly. Remove all clothing before coming, remove hats before coming, give us your HS before coming. DO NOT GIVE OUT YOUR HEARTH SECRET IN AREA CHAT OR USE AREA CHAT AT ALL. If you don't want to join the goons in this game and instead set off by yourself, then do so and don't complain about it. No one's forcing you. There will be wipes, multiple (this is the third wipe) -- don't get attached to it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Salem is set in a fantastical New England and offers free form massively multiplayer gameplay in a persistent, mutable and online world. With players taking the roles of intrepid colonists from the Old World seeking to make lives for themselves in the New, Salem provides them with unique crafting, farming and building systems inspired by 17th century alchemy. Cast in a mold of cute-gothic Salem's lighthearted art style makes for the perfect contrast to the otherwise grim realities of open player-versus-player combat and permanent death. Experience Squonks, Hidebehinds, Witchcraft and the fullest freedom of a sandbox conceived in Liberty. ![]() ![]() Seatribe, the two guys of Haven and Hearth fame (goon thread for H&H) Paradox, Paradox Interactive are a Swedish video game developer based in Stockholm that is known for producing historical strategy computer games. Paradox Interactive was previously a division of Paradox Entertainment. (from wiki) (Paradox are publishing the game, Seatribe are developers) ![]() Release date: Q3 2012. Permadeath:
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Biowarfare fucked around with this message at Jun 27, 2012 around 01:04 |
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Can't wait for all the trolling and crying this game will produce. Edit: Nice job on the op.
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| # ? Apr 12, 2012 05:01 |
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I can taste the tears already... Can't wait to play.
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| # ? Apr 12, 2012 05:10 |
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I'm tempted to sign up for this if for no other reason than the OP contains the word "permadeath" and the fact that the pubbies at the start of a beta already think we're a secret society out to ruin everything.
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| # ? Apr 12, 2012 05:29 |
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Between the signup from the thread, a friend of mine, and his wife, I should be good for the beta. That said, part of me wants to have a nice guild with no goons in name that's friendly and cooperative (though secretly in league with goons-as-bandits), only to reveal after a long while that your friendly helpers and nighttime raiders were really the same all along. Edit: Perhaps a good way to train up characters for goonery without a "kill me" floating next to their name. piL fucked around with this message at Apr 12, 2012 around 05:55 |
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piL posted:Between the signup from the thread, a friend of mine, and his wife, I should be good for the beta. That said, part of me wants to have a nice guild with no goons in name that's friendly and cooperative (though secretly in league with goons-as-bandits), only to reveal after a long while that your friendly helpers and nighttime raiders were really the same all along. Please someone help me! Goons are destroying my church and stealing my food and killing my cows! Help me Carebear Knights! You've been helping the little people like me get revenge against these thieves and griefers since the game came out. No Carebear Knights what are you doing!? Why are you burning down my vegetable fields!? Stop it! Stop punching me I'm already unconscious are you trying to kil- [Please name your new character].
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piL posted:Between the signup from the thread, a friend of mine, and his wife, I should be good for the beta. That said, part of me wants to have a nice guild with no goons in name that's friendly and cooperative (though secretly in league with goons-as-bandits), only to reveal after a long while that your friendly helpers and nighttime raiders were really the same all along. Ironically, that was the Goon guild in World 1 of Haven and Hearth. Anyways, signing up for all these things. I tried to get myself a beta slot using alt emails, but I don't know if that ever actually worked. EDIT: I am really looking forward to having 500 goons join this game all at once. Colbear fucked around with this message at Apr 12, 2012 around 10:39 |
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Colbear posted:Anyways, signing up for all these things. I tried to get myself a beta slot using alt emails, but I don't know if that ever actually worked. Tried this too. Has anyone received the confirmation email they spoke of?
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| # ? Apr 12, 2012 16:11 |
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I can't wait to join the "secret MMO society" and "ruin every game we touch". Going to try to get in as soon as I can.
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| # ? Apr 12, 2012 16:34 |
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The developers seem to be having a hard time telling one week from the next. http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum...=1#post13688402 Community Manager on 4-12-2012 posted:To all eager souls waiting for the BETA-confirmation emails. You'll note the date of that post is today... So, it looks like another week to go. And then, maybe another if things keep going this way.
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| # ? Apr 12, 2012 16:49 |
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Apple Craft posted:The developers seem to be having a hard time telling one week from the next. Thanks, knew I forgot something, added fb+twitter links to OP
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| # ? Apr 12, 2012 17:54 |
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So I guess I'll just ask this here so I don't poo poo up the beta signup thread, but does the game check your ip/computer when signing up for beta? Because I know there's no confirmation emails so I don't know if it worked or not.
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| # ? Apr 12, 2012 18:52 |
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dvorak posted:I can't wait to join the "secret MMO society" and "ruin every game we touch". That quote came from this gem of a thread. http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum...85f9665c48c5793 The potential for driving pubbies to insanity seems pretty tempting. Might have to try it. Crazy goddamn pubbie posted:With all that being said, I am afraid that you guys should be bothered about Goons, because I highly doubt that you will be able to organize as powerful community as Goons are to have an opposite force against them. Goons exist for a while now and they are very organized, as I said, with its hierarchy and stuff. Not many of them even know most of their secrets. For example, you will NEVER...again..you will NEVER see or hear their leader or high-ranked members to give out orders directly to somebody. Instead they do it (as far as I know from spying on them in UO and some other games) in a chain..one gave it to another, that one gave to another etc so that when you guys gonna cry and break your keyboards on forums you wont be able to accuse key members of their community..you will only know little names, usually those who COMMITED the criminal act, but not those, who stand behind all this. Nuclearmonkee fucked around with this message at Apr 12, 2012 around 21:20 |
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Nuclearmonkee posted:The potential for driving pubbies to insanity seems pretty tempting. Might have to try it. You could make dozens of carebears cry just by playing alone or with a small group in H&H if you coordinated. Locking people in their own walls without any way to break it down, murdering them and defacing their property with tons of signs (They raged more about the signs than the death), and stealing people's boats (Bonus points if they were hunting/gathering and can see you take it... Double bonus if it is an island.) There were just so many ways to grief, and I don't think they are going to change much of it. Edit: Stealing everything from someone right under their nose and then dumping all of it in the water, never to be seen again. The crying was glorious. v Reading that a second time starts pushing me towards thinking that it is a goon trolling them. Rynoto fucked around with this message at Apr 12, 2012 around 22:05 |
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This loving pubbie...Insane Pubbie posted:like in any other organization out there they do not inform every memmber of their organization. Because if they would there would be no point in organization as such. Try working for any big company, for example Southwestern. At first glance, you will be introduced to a summer job in USA where you would spend your summer selling crappy books door-to-door. Later, you will find out that ur actually a member of a cult. And if you will work several years for SW you might eventually become an official employee and will be told way more info about their true activities, rather what regular individual contractors are told (and once you start working for SW you become an individual contractor, which means that if u are mugged, raped or killed during your summer job the company does not have any responsibility for it). How does he know all the goon secrets?! He must have been a spy Prince Dragon rank or a Grand Crusader rank on the thou-shall-not-be-named goon hierarchy.
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| # ? Apr 12, 2012 21:56 |
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That paranoid pubbie is awesome. "There are two reasons, the third one is not really a reason: goons are pimps."
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| # ? Apr 13, 2012 01:15 |
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We're going to do all of these horrible things and more, but the poor bastard just can't figure out why.
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Action-Hank posted:This loving pubbie... At least he understands the basic Goon command structure. Leaders don't tell the general Goon plebs poo poo, because its like herding cats if they did. I know, I am one of the Goon higher ups, you see. Stoic Commie posted:We're going to do all of these horrible things and more, but the poor bastard just can't figure out why. Oh, he knows why.
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| # ? Apr 13, 2012 01:26 |
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FYI, if you guys plan on signing up for the official salem forums @ paradox, get at it as soon as possible. If you don't enter your CDkeys you're not allowed to post/PM for a week for "anti spam reasons"
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| # ? Apr 13, 2012 01:33 |
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Oh man it seems you can buy in game money with real money. I can't imagine the salty tears that will be shed when we kill some dude that spent $20 to be pimped for no reason
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| # ? Apr 13, 2012 01:34 |
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Snatch Duster posted:Oh, he knows why. I didn't see sexual gratification mentioned once in that rambling.
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Stoic Commie posted:We're going to do all of these horrible things and more, but the poor bastard just can't figure out why. After reading the paranoid pubby rants and then this post, all I can hear in my mind is this: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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| # ? Apr 13, 2012 01:43 |
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I am extraordinarily excited about this game. Please don't gently caress up, Paradox.
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| # ? Apr 13, 2012 01:54 |
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Thank you for this thread, I was tired of reading the other thread and being in referral hell. I can't wait to build a town with Goons.
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| # ? Apr 13, 2012 01:58 |
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I signed up and got my referrals, and I didn't even fully understand what you do in this game. Now that I see what this game is about (pissing people off), I am excited and anxious to join the Goon effort.
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Insane Pubbie posted:With all that being said, I am afraid that you guys should be bothered about Goons, because I highly doubt that you will be able to organize as powerful community as Goons are to have an opposite force against them. Goons exist for a while now and they are very organized, as I said, with its hierarchy and stuff. Not many of them even know most of their secrets. For example, you will NEVER...again..you will NEVER see or hear their leader or high-ranked members to give out orders directly to somebody. Instead they do it (as far as I know from spying on them in UO and some other games) in a chain..one gave it to another, that one gave to another etc so that when you guys gonna cry and break your keyboards on forums you wont be able to accuse key members of their community..you will only know little names, usually those who COMMITED the criminal act, but not those, who stand behind all this. Guys, are we the Illuminati??! I need to know quickly so I can have a tshirt made. Also I think I'm out of the link or something because I haven't gotten any goonchainmails. Is there a mailing list or something?
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Bozonofski posted:Also I think I'm out of the link or something because I haven't gotten any goonchainmails. Is there a mailing list or something? Here's the referral pyramid scheme thread. http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3474175
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| # ? Apr 13, 2012 02:39 |
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Someone needs to blow the lid off the whole thing and just publish The Protocols of the Elders of FYAD to the internet.
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| # ? Apr 13, 2012 02:58 |
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Just to clarify... you don't get any sort of confirmation when you hit 3 referrals right? I am 99% sure I had 3 people sign up but don't really have any solid way of being able to tell.
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| # ? Apr 13, 2012 02:59 |
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Your confirmation is getting into the beta when it opens up in January 2015.
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| # ? Apr 13, 2012 03:02 |
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Why do the horses look like some kind of hosed up Dali painting. The character faces look kind of hosed up too. Is this a horror game?
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PhantomZero posted:Why do the horses look like some kind of hosed up Dali painting. Yes, it is. Wait until you see the creamed cocks.
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Action-Hank posted:This loving pubbie... Pubbie
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Oh man, whoever you are, Bad Karma, you make me laugh. If you're reading this, you should totally become a doomsayer in the game, wandering about shouting of the dangers of the Goonpocalypse. EDIT: Oh man, we actually HIRE teenagers to play (and ruin) games? gently caress, if you're going to pay someone, pay me! I don't care how much it is, money is money. Plus then I can put Professional Gamer on my resume. PokeWarVeteran fucked around with this message at Apr 13, 2012 around 08:41 |
| # ? Apr 13, 2012 08:35 |
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I played this briefly during the closed alpha when the game was incredibly rough, I'm wondering if anyone has played it recently and can offer an opinion on it now?
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| # ? Apr 13, 2012 09:30 |
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According to http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum...0780-Countdown, apparently it's starting soon?
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| # ? Apr 15, 2012 14:11 |
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Yeah loftar said on seatribe irc it starts on the 15th which is today, but as of yet ive heard no confirmations as to whether or not any invites have gone out, i did post this in the other thread but it probably got lost in the pyramid, 21:01 < DDDsDD999> Also loftar, salem beta; put me in coach. 21:01 < Tonky> lol 21:02 < loftar> Sorry, but it's not primarily my decision. ![]() 21:02 < DDDsDD999> Hnnnnnnnnnggggg 21:02 < DDDsDD999> I can handle it coach, trust me. 21:02 < loftar> We're coming along rather nicely with the mapgen, though, so I think the beta will start to open up within a week or two. 21:03 < Algsome> didn't you say that 21:03 < Algsome> like a month ago 21:03 < Algsome> =[ 21:03 < Tonky> closed beta, right? 21:03 < DDDsDD999> What algyturtle said. 21:03 < loftar> I don't know. Did I? ![]() 21:03 < Tonky> when will open beta be? 21:03 < loftar> The date is preliminarily set to the 15th. 21:04 < Tonky> oh? not at the end of the month? 21:04 < Rawrz> evening 21:04 < Tonky> hi rawrz 21:04 < loftar> No, apparently the producers think that "middles are good". ^^ 21:04 < loftar> They're so cute. ![]() 21:04 < Tonky> how cute? :p 21:05 < DDDsDD999> Cute as an algyturtle. 21:05 < DDDsDD999> Or a mudkip. 21:05 < Tonky> lol 21:05 < loftar> Pretty cute. ![]() 21:05 < loftar> The primary producer is an American, and he's just so... American. ![]() 21:05 < loftar> In a cute way. ![]() 21:05 < Tonky> sounds like kaios cute, then 21:05 < Algsome> loftar, come visit all of us in MA 21:06 < loftar> A big energetic guy. ![]() 21:06 < Algsome> =] 21:06 < Algsome> or have the salem launch party in salem, then invite us 21:06 < Tonky> oh thats not fair, alg 21:06 < Algsome> what 21:06 < Rawrz> yeah 21:06 < loftar> Very outspoken, if I may say so. ![]() snippet from seatribe irc from about a week ago. Update from jorb on HnH forums We're looking to launch the beta some time tomorrow (Monday 16th). Me and code gnome stille have one more night of crunching to do. Hold your horses and it'll all be good. Admittedly I'm saying this after having downed a couple of GTs, but: I <3 you. Thanks for the patience you've always continued to show. MajorDisater fucked around with this message at Apr 15, 2012 around 14:52 |
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I'm hoping we get a lot more people using the IRC, or when its up, the TS. I know there isn't a lot people can talk about right now, but considering the beta is starting so imminently it would be cool to get ready. Tomorrow is going to be a long day at work.
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I tried to register on the forums and it said my account was sucesfuly linked, but I still cant see anything on the forums?
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