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Biowarfare
Nov 8, 2010

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UPDATE 8/5/2012





Goons don't really play this game right now, see latest pages



Get on IRC. Do not go near Goontown unless you are in IRC and we already know you are coming, or you will be murdered instantly. Remove all clothing before coming, remove hats before coming, give us your HS before coming.

DO NOT GIVE OUT YOUR HEARTH SECRET IN AREA CHAT OR USE AREA CHAT AT ALL.

If you don't want to join the goons in this game and instead set off by yourself, then do so and don't complain about it. No one's forcing you.

There will be wipes, multiple (this is the third wipe) -- don't get attached to it.












Salem is set in a fantastical New England and offers free form massively multiplayer gameplay in a persistent, mutable and online world. With players taking the roles of intrepid colonists from the Old World seeking to make lives for themselves in the New, Salem provides them with unique crafting, farming and building systems inspired by 17th century alchemy.

Cast in a mold of cute-gothic Salem's lighthearted art style makes for the perfect contrast to the otherwise grim realities of open player-versus-player combat and permanent death. Experience Squonks, Hidebehinds, Witchcraft and the fullest freedom of a sandbox conceived in Liberty.




Seatribe, the two guys of Haven and Hearth fame (goon thread for H&H)
Paradox, Paradox Interactive are a Swedish video game developer based in Stockholm that is known for producing historical strategy computer games. Paradox Interactive was previously a division of Paradox Entertainment. (from wiki) (Paradox are publishing the game, Seatribe are developers)



Release date: Q3 2012.

Permadeath:
  • Your character can be destroyed. Hopefully you don't get that attached to it.
  • This being said, pubbies' characters that they are massively attached to can be destroyed.
  • Requires certain skills.
  • Gluttony: Pig out. Don't do this with community food or you will lose your character.
  • Swords: You can use swords, and stuff.
Food:
  • Important, pig out
Humours:
  • Blood: Health/HP
  • Phlegm: Stamina during skill use (like woodcutting, etc)
  • Yellow bile: Stamina during combat (dodging, attacking)
  • Black bile: "EXP(?)" to acquire/learn/new skills




  • Cross platform: Windows, Mac, (GNU/)Linux
  • Permadeath: You can loot people (slightly nws), too. Pubbies hate this. It appears you can both knock out someone, and then attacking them further(?) will result in the deletion of their character or you can just leave them there.
  • Crafting/Skills/etc: This game is an open world sandbox MMO. You can shape the world around you, basically.
  • The pubbies already hate us: There is a six page thread on the game publisher's forums whining about how goons are a "MMO secret society" and "ruin every game they touch".
  • Persistent world
  • PVP: PVP
  • F2P: The game is free to play, with some microtransactions.


Publishers
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Biowarfare fucked around with this message at Jun 27, 2012 around 01:04

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Tanreall
Apr 27, 2004

Did I mention I was gay for Pirates?

Can't wait for all the trolling and crying this game will produce.

Edit: Nice job on the op.

Fautzo
Jan 3, 2012

I just want you to know that my computer tried everything to stop me from uploading this image to the point that I had to do a force shutdown. Is this a bad sign?


I can taste the tears already...

Can't wait to play.

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.




I'm tempted to sign up for this if for no other reason than the OP contains the word "permadeath" and the fact that the pubbies at the start of a beta already think we're a secret society out to ruin everything.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)

Between the signup from the thread, a friend of mine, and his wife, I should be good for the beta. That said, part of me wants to have a nice guild with no goons in name that's friendly and cooperative (though secretly in league with goons-as-bandits), only to reveal after a long while that your friendly helpers and nighttime raiders were really the same all along.

Edit: Perhaps a good way to train up characters for goonery without a "kill me" floating next to their name.

piL fucked around with this message at Apr 12, 2012 around 05:55

Action-Hank
Apr 7, 2009

Love is over.


piL posted:

Between the signup from the thread, a friend of mine, and his wife, I should be good for the beta. That said, part of me wants to have a nice guild with no goons in name that's friendly and cooperative (though secretly in league with goons-as-bandits), only to reveal after a long while that your friendly helpers and nighttime raiders were really the same all along.

Edit: Perhaps a good way to train up characters for goonery without a "kill me" floating next to their name.

Please someone help me! Goons are destroying my church and stealing my food and killing my cows! Help me Carebear Knights! You've been helping the little people like me get revenge against these thieves and griefers since the game came out.
No Carebear Knights what are you doing!? Why are you burning down my vegetable fields!? Stop it! Stop punching me I'm already unconscious are you trying to kil- [Please name your new character].

Colbear
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr


piL posted:

Between the signup from the thread, a friend of mine, and his wife, I should be good for the beta. That said, part of me wants to have a nice guild with no goons in name that's friendly and cooperative (though secretly in league with goons-as-bandits), only to reveal after a long while that your friendly helpers and nighttime raiders were really the same all along.

Edit: Perhaps a good way to train up characters for goonery without a "kill me" floating next to their name.

Ironically, that was the Goon guild in World 1 of Haven and Hearth.

Anyways, signing up for all these things. I tried to get myself a beta slot using alt emails, but I don't know if that ever actually worked.

EDIT: I am really looking forward to having 500 goons join this game all at once.

Colbear fucked around with this message at Apr 12, 2012 around 10:39

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011


Colbear posted:

Anyways, signing up for all these things. I tried to get myself a beta slot using alt emails, but I don't know if that ever actually worked.

Tried this too. Has anyone received the confirmation email they spoke of?

dvorak
Sep 11, 2003

WARNING: Temporal rift detected!

I can't wait to join the "secret MMO society" and "ruin every game we touch".

Going to try to get in as soon as I can.

Apple Craft
Mar 8, 2012


The developers seem to be having a hard time telling one week from the next.

http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum...=1#post13688402

Community Manager on 4-12-2012 posted:

To all eager souls waiting for the BETA-confirmation emails.

We are hoping to have them sent out next week, so don't worry if you haven't gotten any confirmation yet.

I recommend keeping an eye on the twitter and facebook-pages for updates:
http://www.facebook.com/SalemGame
http://twitter.com/SalemTheGame

You'll note the date of that post is today... So, it looks like another week to go. And then, maybe another if things keep going this way.

Biowarfare
Nov 8, 2010

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Apple Craft posted:

The developers seem to be having a hard time telling one week from the next.

http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum...=1#post13688402


You'll note the date of that post is today... So, it looks like another week to go. And then, maybe another if things keep going this way.

Thanks, knew I forgot something, added fb+twitter links to OP

Fautzo
Jan 3, 2012

I just want you to know that my computer tried everything to stop me from uploading this image to the point that I had to do a force shutdown. Is this a bad sign?


So I guess I'll just ask this here so I don't poo poo up the beta signup thread, but does the game check your ip/computer when signing up for beta? Because I know there's no confirmation emails so I don't know if it worked or not.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009



dvorak posted:

I can't wait to join the "secret MMO society" and "ruin every game we touch".

Going to try to get in as soon as I can.

That quote came from this gem of a thread. http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum...85f9665c48c5793

The potential for driving pubbies to insanity seems pretty tempting. Might have to try it.

Crazy goddamn pubbie posted:

With all that being said, I am afraid that you guys should be bothered about Goons, because I highly doubt that you will be able to organize as powerful community as Goons are to have an opposite force against them. Goons exist for a while now and they are very organized, as I said, with its hierarchy and stuff. Not many of them even know most of their secrets. For example, you will NEVER...again..you will NEVER see or hear their leader or high-ranked members to give out orders directly to somebody. Instead they do it (as far as I know from spying on them in UO and some other games) in a chain..one gave it to another, that one gave to another etc so that when you guys gonna cry and break your keyboards on forums you wont be able to accuse key members of their community..you will only know little names, usually those who COMMITED the criminal act, but not those, who stand behind all this.

Nuclearmonkee fucked around with this message at Apr 12, 2012 around 21:20

Biowarfare
Nov 8, 2010

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Nuclearmonkee posted:


Can't wait for the reaction when someone accuses him of being a goon trying to spread FUD

Rynoto
Apr 27, 2009


Nuclearmonkee posted:

The potential for driving pubbies to insanity seems pretty tempting. Might have to try it.

You could make dozens of carebears cry just by playing alone or with a small group in H&H if you coordinated. Locking people in their own walls without any way to break it down, murdering them and defacing their property with tons of signs (They raged more about the signs than the death), and stealing people's boats (Bonus points if they were hunting/gathering and can see you take it... Double bonus if it is an island.) There were just so many ways to grief, and I don't think they are going to change much of it.

Edit: Stealing everything from someone right under their nose and then dumping all of it in the water, never to be seen again. The crying was glorious.

v Reading that a second time starts pushing me towards thinking that it is a goon trolling them.

Rynoto fucked around with this message at Apr 12, 2012 around 22:05

Action-Hank
Apr 7, 2009

Love is over.


This loving pubbie...


Insane Pubbie posted:

like in any other organization out there they do not inform every memmber of their organization. Because if they would there would be no point in organization as such. Try working for any big company, for example Southwestern. At first glance, you will be introduced to a summer job in USA where you would spend your summer selling crappy books door-to-door. Later, you will find out that ur actually a member of a cult. And if you will work several years for SW you might eventually become an official employee and will be told way more info about their true activities, rather what regular individual contractors are told (and once you start working for SW you become an individual contractor, which means that if u are mugged, raped or killed during your summer job the company does not have any responsibility for it).

Same with Goons. Goons and Somethign Awful is not actually the real name of their society. The real name is something that I wont say here because well..I dont want my house destoryed in the first week in Salem, but Im just saying. Former members of their Guild have way more power and I bet you dont know their names. They never grief for fun sake. THey only do it on purpose. If theres an interest for them. In EVE they tried to help to destory another alliance so as to become #1, not because they are actually trying to fight evil.

They are VERY organized. Being a simple member you are rarely told you the clan is gonna do tonight. They just say you where to go and what to do...not why, not who is behind it and of course, everything done is under responsibility of those goons who do it, not the former members who make ENERMOUS profit from avarage goon actions. After Goons do theor business ppl get on forums and make billion threads crying and tyring to persuade the staff to ban them. And they can only name only few ppl who they saw doing this. And they are usually randomly generated names, not actual characters.

Salem will be a game when everybody will eventually have to pay for their actions...and believe me, Gooons...or what they are really called name I wont say here...are highly organized to do whatever they want. In the first month or so there will be a huge alliance formed which will become the largest trade center in Salem. If there will be another one - there will be war. Ppl who would decide to not to join any of them and live on their own will soon be offered protection money..so better take sides guys.

I don't care what you might think. Im not a part of Goons and I am not going to join them. This is just what I know since I and few of my friends were investigating them for years. We managed to get to the high ranks...not the top of iceberg, of course, but still...we have way more to say than I did. Im just trying to warn you now. Why? Because its not just a crowd of griefers. THey do look so because they hire random 13 years old whiny kids who only want griefing. But this army of kids is ruled by several VERY experienced MMO powergamers and they are smarter than all of you all together. Even if you manage to drive them away you might soon find out that people who you trusted all the time will dry loot you. And yes, they do send spies to every potential enemy and/or place to make profit at.

How does he know all the goon secrets?! He must have been a spy Prince Dragon rank or a Grand Crusader rank on the thou-shall-not-be-named goon hierarchy.

Captain Swing
Dec 30, 2006


That paranoid pubbie is awesome.

"There are two reasons, the third one is not really a reason: goons are pimps."

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


We're going to do all of these horrible things and more, but the poor bastard just can't figure out why.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

[ASK] ME ABOUT BEING
A BIG, FAT BLOB.

Fatty fatty bum bum, that's me!


Action-Hank posted:

This loving pubbie...


At least he understands the basic Goon command structure. Leaders don't tell the general Goon plebs poo poo, because its like herding cats if they did. I know, I am one of the Goon higher ups, you see.


Stoic Commie posted:

We're going to do all of these horrible things and more, but the poor bastard just can't figure out why.

Oh, he knows why.

Biowarfare
Nov 8, 2010

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FYI, if you guys plan on signing up for the official salem forums @ paradox, get at it as soon as possible.

If you don't enter your CDkeys you're not allowed to post/PM for a week for "anti spam reasons"

Fautzo
Jan 3, 2012

I just want you to know that my computer tried everything to stop me from uploading this image to the point that I had to do a force shutdown. Is this a bad sign?


Oh man it seems you can buy in game money with real money.

I can't imagine the salty tears that will be shed when we kill some dude that spent $20 to be pimped for no reason

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


Snatch Duster posted:

Oh, he knows why.

I didn't see sexual gratification mentioned once in that rambling.

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.




Stoic Commie posted:

We're going to do all of these horrible things and more, but the poor bastard just can't figure out why.

After reading the paranoid pubby rants and then this post, all I can hear in my mind is this:

Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Alikchi
Aug 18, 2010

Thumbs up I agree


I am extraordinarily excited about this game. Please don't gently caress up, Paradox.

Eonwe
Aug 11, 2008

Disco Lovin' Barney


Thank you for this thread, I was tired of reading the other thread and being in referral hell. I can't wait to build a town with Goons.

Zombie Samurai
Jun 14, 2003
I honor my ancestors with the eating of many brains.

I signed up and got my referrals, and I didn't even fully understand what you do in this game.

Now that I see what this game is about (pissing people off), I am excited and anxious to join the Goon effort.

Bozonofski
Sep 22, 2009


Insane Pubbie posted:

With all that being said, I am afraid that you guys should be bothered about Goons, because I highly doubt that you will be able to organize as powerful community as Goons are to have an opposite force against them. Goons exist for a while now and they are very organized, as I said, with its hierarchy and stuff. Not many of them even know most of their secrets. For example, you will NEVER...again..you will NEVER see or hear their leader or high-ranked members to give out orders directly to somebody. Instead they do it (as far as I know from spying on them in UO and some other games) in a chain..one gave it to another, that one gave to another etc so that when you guys gonna cry and break your keyboards on forums you wont be able to accuse key members of their community..you will only know little names, usually those who COMMITED the criminal act, but not those, who stand behind all this.

Guys, are we the Illuminati??! I need to know quickly so I can have a tshirt made.
Also I think I'm out of the link or something because I haven't gotten any goonchainmails. Is there a mailing list or something?

Alikchi
Aug 18, 2010

Thumbs up I agree


Bozonofski posted:

Also I think I'm out of the link or something because I haven't gotten any goonchainmails. Is there a mailing list or something?


Here's the referral pyramid scheme thread. http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3474175

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Someone needs to blow the lid off the whole thing and just publish The Protocols of the Elders of FYAD to the internet.

sct
Mar 15, 2006

I don't want to go.


Just to clarify... you don't get any sort of confirmation when you hit 3 referrals right? I am 99% sure I had 3 people sign up but don't really have any solid way of being able to tell.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006

THE CLAMPS!
or clamp like device


Your confirmation is getting into the beta when it opens up in January 2015.

PhantomZero
Sep 7, 2007


Why do the horses look like some kind of hosed up Dali painting.

The character faces look kind of hosed up too.

Is this a horror game?

Killer-of-Lawyers
Apr 22, 2008

Angela Lansbury doesn't know as much as Angela Lansbury thinks she does.


PhantomZero posted:

Why do the horses look like some kind of hosed up Dali painting.

The character faces look kind of hosed up too.

Is this a horror game?

Yes, it is. Wait until you see the creamed cocks.

KaneTW
Dec 2, 2011

Jones killed Solaire! How could she.



Action-Hank posted:

This loving pubbie...




How does he know all the goon secrets?! He must have been a spy Prince Dragon rank or a Grand Crusader rank on the thou-shall-not-be-named goon hierarchy.

Pubbie factory working at full capacity.

PokeWarVeteran
Apr 3, 2012


Oh man, whoever you are, Bad Karma, you make me laugh.

If you're reading this, you should totally become a doomsayer in the game, wandering about shouting of the dangers of the Goonpocalypse.


EDIT: Oh man, we actually HIRE teenagers to play (and ruin) games?
gently caress, if you're going to pay someone, pay me! I don't care how much it is, money is money.
Plus then I can put Professional Gamer on my resume.

PokeWarVeteran fucked around with this message at Apr 13, 2012 around 08:41

Delamore
Jan 11, 2008

Monocle Man


I played this briefly during the closed alpha when the game was incredibly rough, I'm wondering if anyone has played it recently and can offer an opinion on it now?

Biowarfare
Nov 8, 2010

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According to http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum...0780-Countdown, apparently it's starting soon?

MajorDisater
Dec 30, 2010


Yeah loftar said on seatribe irc it starts on the 15th which is today, but as of yet ive heard no confirmations as to whether or not any invites have gone out, i did post this in the other thread but it probably got lost in the pyramid,

21:01 < DDDsDD999> Also loftar, salem beta; put me in coach.
21:01 < Tonky> lol
21:02 < loftar> Sorry, but it's not primarily my decision.
21:02 < DDDsDD999> Hnnnnnnnnnggggg
21:02 < DDDsDD999> I can handle it coach, trust me.
21:02 < loftar> We're coming along rather nicely with the mapgen, though, so I think the beta will start to open up within a week or two.
21:03 < Algsome> didn't you say that
21:03 < Algsome> like a month ago
21:03 < Algsome> =[
21:03 < Tonky> closed beta, right?
21:03 < DDDsDD999> What algyturtle said.
21:03 < loftar> I don't know. Did I?
21:03 < Tonky> when will open beta be?
21:03 < loftar> The date is preliminarily set to the 15th.
21:04 < Tonky> oh? not at the end of the month?
21:04 < Rawrz> evening
21:04 < Tonky> hi rawrz
21:04 < loftar> No, apparently the producers think that "middles are good". ^^
21:04 < loftar> They're so cute.
21:04 < Tonky> how cute? :p
21:05 < DDDsDD999> Cute as an algyturtle.
21:05 < DDDsDD999> Or a mudkip.
21:05 < Tonky> lol
21:05 < loftar> Pretty cute.
21:05 < loftar> The primary producer is an American, and he's just so... American.
21:05 < loftar> In a cute way.
21:05 < Tonky> sounds like kaios cute, then
21:05 < Algsome> loftar, come visit all of us in MA
21:06 < loftar> A big energetic guy.
21:06 < Algsome> =]
21:06 < Algsome> or have the salem launch party in salem, then invite us
21:06 < Tonky> oh thats not fair, alg
21:06 < Algsome> what
21:06 < Rawrz> yeah
21:06 < loftar> Very outspoken, if I may say so.


snippet from seatribe irc from about a week ago.

Update from jorb on HnH forums
We're looking to launch the beta some time tomorrow (Monday 16th). Me and code gnome stille have one more night of crunching to do. Hold your horses and it'll all be good. Admittedly I'm saying this after having downed a couple of GTs, but: I <3 you. Thanks for the patience you've always continued to show.

MajorDisater fucked around with this message at Apr 15, 2012 around 14:52

Eonwe
Aug 11, 2008

Disco Lovin' Barney


I'm hoping we get a lot more people using the IRC, or when its up, the TS. I know there isn't a lot people can talk about right now, but considering the beta is starting so imminently it would be cool to get ready.

Tomorrow is going to be a long day at work.

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Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009


I tried to register on the forums and it said my account was sucesfuly linked, but I still cant see anything on the forums?

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