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Added you, Blawrf. Will be on later tonight after I get my EVE fix. My in-game name is Thirteen January.
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just registered on the pvt forums as Azmodaii, linked my account too and stuff. Can't wait to join you guys.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 17:59 |
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SHABBA posted:Who on earth, are you ment to sell items to? Every npc i've encounted has tryed to take me into the wilderness, to violate me. It's the little merchant stand things. They don't have any npcs in them but just right click them.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 18:02 |
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Ok so I got to the goon camp and studied two stones...do I need to find more stones to study or can I start to craft and make poo poo cause I'm at a total lose of what I should be doing I dunno any craft recipe and the only thing I can seem to get right now is branches. Nothing but branches Dr. VooDoo fucked around with this message at Apr 24, 2012 around 18:16 |
| # ? Apr 24, 2012 18:11 |
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following the river, can't find gooncamp anywhere
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 18:17 |
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Got my beta link. I'll sign up and download the client tonight.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 18:18 |
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wretched_gavek posted:finally got in, they really need to hire a UI person. ![]() Also login errors are displayed red with no background so they are basically invisible on that background image.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 18:51 |
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drat still no invite. It's torture reading about this game.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 19:14 |
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Yar The Pirate posted:drat still no invite. It's torture reading about this game. Don't worry it's torture once you get in as well. Prepare to spend three hours backtracking and swearing at cliffs, traveling thirty-eight miles to get three miles as the crow flies to the goon enclave. Then you will get told to go out and collect stuff, requiring you to go back out through the tortuous maze of ridges. Basically it's awesome.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 19:20 |
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In as Goody Apples. Let's see if I can make it to goon camp without dying.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 19:37 |
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Added you to my kins list Blawrf. Currently trying to get my guy to loving face southwest. I really hate not being able to rotate the camera
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 20:16 |
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MeinGott posted:Added you to my kins list Blawrf. Middle mouse click+drag
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 20:17 |
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gibbed posted:Tiny UI and no scaling? It's java and the source will be out soon so you can fix it!
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 20:22 |
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Nuclearmonkee posted:Middle mouse click+drag Kickass! I also found a bench so I am currently walking around the wilderness trying to find gooncamp with a bench on my back.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 20:23 |
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I finally got in, and I think this game is griefing me. No idea what to do. I've been walking around for several minutes now and haven't seen a single thing to pick up at study or whatever.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 21:31 |
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Yeah you need to go fairly far away from Boston to get to any stuff, the area around the city has been picked clean I guess. If you try to find the goon camp you'll probably get so lost in the wilderness that you will find plenty of smooth stones (but no goons).
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 21:33 |
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Made it to the camp but I don't think there's anyone online that can add me to the settlement. What should I be doing now?
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 21:34 |
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Lassitude posted:Yeah you need to go fairly far away from Boston to get to any stuff, the area around the city has been picked clean I guess. If you try to find the goon camp you'll probably get so lost in the wilderness that you will find plenty of smooth stones (but no goons). That's pretty stupid. Welcome to the game, you got here after everyone else so walk that way for three hours if you want to start playing.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 21:36 |
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Cojawfee posted:That's pretty stupid. Welcome to the game, you got here after everyone else so walk that way for three hours if you want to start playing. That's seriously the experience I had. I'm not even joking, three hours before I found a smooth stone. It was the first learning item I found.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 21:44 |
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Cojawfee posted:That's pretty stupid. Welcome to the game, you got here after everyone else so walk that way for three hours if you want to start playing. It's Salem, if you can't walk without autopathing for over six hours, you're not going to last long.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 21:44 |
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Welp, I guess Paradox griefed me good then. I was excited about playing this all day when I saw I got the invite email on my phone, then I load up and it's pretty much just a lovely walking around simulator.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 21:47 |
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So I understand the craft and the leveling but how in the gently caress do I attack things (or get Cloak&Dagger to teach me to attack things)?
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 22:39 |
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Unoriginal Name posted:So I understand the craft and the leveling but how in the gently caress do I attack things (or get Cloak&Dagger to teach me to attack things)? Grind and forage for 48 hours until you get the skill to punch a cricket. It will probably kill you.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 22:51 |
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I believe the reason stuff like the smooth stone is put so far away is they want the settlements players build to be pretty far away from each other. Wouldn't be much challenge if players stated in tight clusters of towns that took ten seconds to walk between. As it is now a settlement HAS to be quite far from Boston or another settlement to have any chance of resources to thrive
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 22:56 |
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Biowarfare posted:Grind and forage for 48 hours until you get the skill to punch a cricket. This is the best game. In other news I'm hopelessly lost with a pack full of indian artifacts, I hope I can get to goon camp without teleporting and dropping them all.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 22:56 |
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Welp, walked around for an hour and found nothing but some plants that I could eat but didn't give me any points for anything. Was almost to a goon town apparently then some guy asked if I was a witch and then killed me. Now I'm back at Boston with nothing. Maybe wandering aimlessly is fun for some people, but if I'm going to start out in a game I'd like to see at least some progression in the first few minutes. This game is like reading the first chapter of 2001 except it just stays totally boring and never gets interesting. I guess I'm done now.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 22:59 |
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The game has a learning curve.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 23:02 |
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Lassitude posted:The game has a learning curve. Dr. VooDoo posted:I believe the reason stuff like the smooth stone is put so far away is they want the settlements players build to be pretty far away from each other. Wouldn't be much challenge if players stated in tight clusters of towns that took ten seconds to walk between. As it is now a settlement HAS to be quite far from Boston or another settlement to have any chance of resources to thrive
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 23:03 |
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Too be fair the learning curve is less a curve and more a vertical wall lined with saw blades. Your first fight will be against a grass hopper and you will lose to it
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 23:05 |
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Those of you having problems starting out, register on the private forums and follow the instructions and we'll sort you out. http://www.salemgoons.com/f/index.php
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 23:12 |
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Forcing players to wander around for hours looking for a rock before they can do literally anything else in the game is not a "learning curve".
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 23:20 |
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Eriic posted:Forcing players to wander around for hours looking for a rock before they can do literally anything else in the game is not a "learning curve". If you started at world opening, you only had to wander for ONE hour.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 23:22 |
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Too be fair the learning curve is less a curve and more a vertical wall lined with saw blades. Your first fight will be against a grass hopper and you will lose to it If people thought that EVE online and Minecraft had a big learning curve, This game will poo poo all over them. It's like putting a 4 year old on the peak of Everest and telling them to climb down by themselves without any equipment or clothes. This game will destroy your soul.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 23:22 |
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You have to understand this is a 3d version of Haven and Hearth. It's not meant to be easy, those of us who have played Haven and Hearth I'm sure aren't surprised by the learning curve or difficulty in the first few hours. It's meant to be so detailed and complex that it takes a while just to get your bearings, to me that is fun. I enjoyed learning Haven and Hearth a lot, and the same will hopefully apply to this game.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 23:22 |
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Lassitude posted:The game has a learning curve. A learning curve is where you slowly learn how to do something. Where you are unable to do something because you don't know how yet. A learning curve is not where you are unable to do something because it's not possible. I thought this was going to be a game where you wander around the wilderness and make a town and have fun. Turns out you just wander around the wilderness and don't do anything because they game gives you absolutely no opportunity to progress. I'm past the learning curve. I know how to do what I need to do based on tutorials and walkthroughs. What I'm stuck on is the fact that the game won't let me do any of these things because I haven't wandered out for several hours and gotten murdered enough times yet. Maybe that's fun to some people, but this isn't the game the developers claimed to be developing. Edit: I'm going to keep trying to play this game. Is there anyone in the main goon group online to invite? Cojawfee fucked around with this message at Apr 24, 2012 around 23:39 |
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Well I got my blood up to 10! Is there any way to make sure a certain stat rises? I really want some extra phlegm and black bile.
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Ketchupface posted:
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| # ? Apr 25, 2012 00:19 |
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Learning this game reminds me of when i first started learning space station 13.
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A tutorial would be kickin rad - So far I've moved a rock around, and climbed a cliff, but I don't know how to get food, or make a fire, or do anything of even moderate use. Also I added Blawrf and so forth, add me in please! Edit: I have some grass and some cranberries, but I'm lost - can I eat them or something? Mae fucked around with this message at Apr 25, 2012 around 01:01 |
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