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Oh man, lost my poo poo, imagine if the first landing in the new world was like this game is shaping up to be. "We've arrived! Let's set up camp!" "Wait sir! We've lost James, William and Patience!" "Dammit, I thought they were in our landing craft!" "They got distracted by a couple of grasshoppers and followed them into the woods." "Blast! Nothing for it then, let's set up camp south of here!" ... "Sir, sir!" "What is it Arthur?" "We've yet to see another soul from the Brighton!" "What? We're only 300 metres from where we landed!" "I know sir, but no-one thought to leave a boat with them, and the poor fools either spend half an hour trying to get into the river to swim across, or set out on their own in a completely different direction!" "Lord help us. Arthur, go get some firewood! Why isn't there a fire yet?" "Sir, no-one knows how to make a fire yet, and the last three people you sent to get firewood never came back." EDIT: Ambiguous segment was ambiguous
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 23:41 |
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Konig posted:Oh man, lost my poo poo, imagine if the first landing in the new world was like this game is shaping up to be. I'm not sure if you were there or what but that is exactly what happened when we set out.
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 23:48 |
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I'm one of the unlucky ones with the 3-referral "You're in the Beta" emails and no follow-up. Please stoke my anger and resentment. Give me more screenshots of this fevered acid dream crawling with super-deformo anime puritans. I'll find redemption with Bobble-Christ when I come ashore.
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 23:56 |
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Blawrf posted:I'm not sure if you were there or what but that is exactly what happened when we set out. I meant back in the ACTUAL first settlement of the Americas, but you might be also meaning that, so I'll just sit here confused.
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 23:57 |
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These tutorial videos were recently posted to Youtube, would of enjoyed having them when I started. Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wb0...ture=plpp_video Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9vt...pYF9WZTmtbZM%3D Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFHC...026E&playnext=1 Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlLh...ntVsJsYSgU_I%3D
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 00:21 |
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 Me and Rabbi hanging out... doing the Pilgrim thing. Met fucked around with this message at Apr 24, 2012 around 14:00 |
| # ? Apr 24, 2012 00:53 |
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In as kepton. Someone invite please.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 01:05 |
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 Salem language was a lot more salty than the history books say! (Please stop stealing from me, goons! I had only just stole that barrel myself!)
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 01:11 |
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drat, have a mail saying im in the beta from last week yet no download link. Guess it's layered activations, this looks so god drat fun.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 01:28 |
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just got leveled by a grasshopper.... am i missing something?
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 01:46 |
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Don't fight grasshoppers
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 01:49 |
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Hopefully will get on the beta train tomorrow. How is the game faring so far? How many tears have you guys extracted today? 
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 02:01 |
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The game is complicated and pretty slow starting, so there's not much opportunity for griefing yet until we get more set up and learn some skills, other than finding pubbies campsites and looting their baskets.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 02:03 |
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Now that I actually know what I'm doing, this game is pretty drat fun. Except for when I got super lost and had to drop all my poo poo and teleport back to boston. Oh and findy smooth stones embedded in walls or too close to water or a cliff 
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 02:11 |
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They promised me a beta and they lied 
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 02:25 |
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The Goon claim is up!
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 04:08 |
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I signed myself up and vouched for my gooniness on the private forums, and am currently playing as "Meghan". I would appreciate an invite to whatever group is going on in-game.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 04:11 |
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Blawrf posted:At the start: Please do this, Meghan/Stool Sample.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 04:13 |
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Wolpertinger posted:there's not much opportunity for griefing yet until we get more set up and learn some skills I stole a guy's entire supply of smooth stones and various curiosities. There's plenty of griefing to start.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 04:34 |
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Yeah, there's lots of griefing opportunities in crashing pubbie camps and stealing all their poo poo. Most of them haven't figured out how to get the skills for homesteading and combat so they can't do anything about it.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 04:41 |
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The best griefing is Seatribe not sending me my beta invite.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 05:01 |
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Tanreall posted:The best griefing is Seatribe not sending me my beta invite. Somehow goon tears are just not the same as pubbie tears.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 05:22 |
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Boogaleeboo posted:They promised me a beta and they lied Yeah what's up with this. I got an email stating I would be in the beta when it went live and I have yet to receive my invite. I got you your signups bitches! Give me my invite so I can play for an hour and quit!
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 06:20 |
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Here are some more screenshots of what we've been doing.   
Met fucked around with this message at Apr 24, 2012 around 14:01 |
| # ? Apr 24, 2012 06:34 |
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If you guys think grasshoppers are difficult... chump change. Let me introduce you to the one-two combo that is the beaver, terrifying engine of death. The beasts of the Americas are truly frightening to behold.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 08:12 |
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piL posted:The beaver, terrifying engine of death. And people wonder why that would be Oregon's state animal. So loveable, so weak... But truly, it is just disguising itself from you so that it might devour you when your back is turned.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 08:19 |
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I finally got my beta code today. I had almost given up on getting it.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 08:53 |
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Shardok posted:And people wonder why that would be Oregon's state animal. So loveable, so weak... But truly, it is just disguising itself from you so that it might devour you when your back is turned. This reminds me so much of ANY animal in Dwarf Fortress that it just makes me want to get my beta code even more
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 10:24 |
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I swear these guys took all their animals from Dwarf Fortress... Same way in H&H. Only way to fight an animal back then was from a boat, otherwise you'd see things like foxes killing you unless you managed to increase your stats like crazy first.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 11:18 |
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The only way I can make it around successfully is by following rivers and writing down everything I do in a notepad file. I don't know how that makes me feel about myself to be honest. Also, how do you pick leaves? After learning survival skills, the only option I get is to pick branches now which is sort of annoying. ukrainius maximus fucked around with this message at Apr 24, 2012 around 13:08 |
| # ? Apr 24, 2012 12:24 |
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Only certain maple (red) trees have leaves. Just keep checking them until you find one you can get leaves from.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 13:21 |
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I added a guide "How to Progress" in the Guides section of the forum, for those who are having trouble.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 14:26 |
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I recant my last post. Got my actual invite today.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 15:03 |
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Alright I'm in as Tavish Degroot. Just gotta find out settlement now
Dr. VooDoo fucked around with this message at Apr 24, 2012 around 16:35 |
| # ? Apr 24, 2012 15:12 |
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Yeah, I just checked and I got mine. Good thing, because I'm only 20 minutes from the real Salem and I was tempted to drive there and burn the motherfucker to the ground [Have too much to drink and buy stupid witch related tourist bullshit]!
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 15:20 |
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I caught the beta invite chain too late. This looks like a 3d HnH basically. Seems very cool, is there any word on a release date or any other way to get into this game? Ive played HnH a bit but its pretty barren these days
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 16:44 |
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Got my code, joining New Goonville as soon as I can.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 16:50 |
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Why is there a picture of Cthulhu on the splash screen and it says "new character", can you play as Cthulhu? 
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 17:06 |
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Someone needs to make a video of getting to goon camp goes holy poo poo I keep getting lost
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 17:10 |
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Who on earth, are you ment to sell items to? Every npc i've encounted has tryed to take me into the wilderness, to violate me.
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