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Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; THREE STAR RECRUIT

_{rip bama's title hopes

9/1/12-11/10/12}

dog poop n doritos posted:

I didn't make this but it rules.

The two handed tapping is a nice touch, he's really committed to air guitar on that bat

# ? May 8, 2012 17:08

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# ? May 19, 2013 10:33

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; My wiener has never been so exhausted.

jetgrindeggy posted:

From the GDT: Dee Gordon's defensive skills.

Not pictured: Juan Rivera chasing after and recovering the ball only to throw it away again.

I think my favorite part of this is the fact that because of the perspective the throw looks on-target until it bounces

# ? May 8, 2012 17:58

Akileese: Feb 6, 2005

jetgrindeggy posted:

From the GDT: Dee Gordon's defensive skills.

Not pictured: Juan Rivera chasing after and recovering the ball only to throw it away again.

Hahahaha I can't stop watching this. It's made even better by the fact that the runner has already well passed 1st base before he's thrown the ball.

# ? May 8, 2012 17:58

Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

# ? May 8, 2012 18:15

Mornacale: Dec 19, 2007; n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

If I ever go to a Rays game, I'm going to wear a cup.

# ? May 8, 2012 18:20

Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

At least bring a glove, that way you can more easily protect your face or dick.

# ? May 8, 2012 18:24

resident: Dec 22, 2005; Make it easy

Squall posted:

A written description of this ball's path would sound like the rantings of a JFK conspiracy theorist.

# ? May 8, 2012 18:27

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; THREE STAR RECRUIT

_{rip bama's title hopes

9/1/12-11/10/12}

Squall posted:

She looks like someone farted, or maybe someone who took a dinger to the balls

# ? May 8, 2012 18:47

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Austin Wates catch in a AA game

Darvish farts in the dugout, clears it out

KIM JONG TRILL posted:

Someone gif Josh Hamilton shadowing Alexi Ogando as he walks to the bullpen. It's from todays game at the start of the bottom of the 4th on the Texas broadcast

It's really long so I had to make the frame skip pretty high.

Harlock fucked around with this message at May 8, 2012 around 19:23

# ? May 8, 2012 18:52

Miko: May 20, 2001; Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.

Harlock posted:

Austin Wastes catch in a AA game

I love the guy pointing who didn't catch the ball.

# ? May 8, 2012 19:15

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

Miko posted:

I love the guy pointing who didn't catch the ball.

It's a little suspect that one of the players in the background is also carrying a ball.

# ? May 8, 2012 19:53

Mornacale: Dec 19, 2007; n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Does that even count as an out?

# ? May 8, 2012 21:14

brainguy: Jan 25, 2007; Why be Toolsy when you can be Gumby

Mornacale posted:

Does that even count as an out?

as long as you make the catch in play, and then get carried out of play it is an out. if he jumped the fence and then made the catch out of play then it is not an out.

i also think that if anyone were on base during that play they get to advance since he carried it out of play.

# ? May 8, 2012 21:30

Jagfire: Aug 16, 2003; Boing!

You gotta make that catch

# ? May 8, 2012 23:54

Mr. Cool Ice: Mar 4, 2007; I Terrorism

Here are a couple from last night:

# ? May 9, 2012 00:36

SeaTard: Apr 2, 2010

Chilly McFreeze posted:

That was right as I walked into the stadium last night, pretty much the epitome of :mariners:

# ? May 9, 2012 00:42

will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007; Genuine Rocky Mountain Man.

Squall posted:

Not only is there a shot square in the nads, it appears to hit the woman in the face sitting next to him.

# ? May 9, 2012 01:19

DoctaFun: Dec 12, 2005; Dammit Francis!

I don't think I saw this one posted yet:

# ? May 9, 2012 02:12

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

# ? May 9, 2012 05:31

Disco Dickdog: Nov 30, 2007

Harlock posted:

Austin Wates catch in a AA game

I went to high school (one year anyway, maybe 2?) with him!

# ? May 9, 2012 05:57

Jagfire: Aug 16, 2003; Boing!

# ? May 10, 2012 00:25

MrChips: Jun 10, 2005; FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Jagfire posted:

At first I thought this was hilarious, until I realised that ball:

-Was rubbed with mud;
-Rode around in an umpire's pocket for a period of time; and
-Touched by the pitcher's dirty, probably sweaty and often licked fingers, as well as anyone else who played that particular ball

Essentially, he just just licked the umpire and made out with the entire San Diego Padres defensive lineup.

# ? May 10, 2012 00:56

DoHimJob: Nov 30, 2005; GIANT SPACEBALL

MrChips posted:

At first I thought this was hilarious, until I realised that ball:

-Was rubbed with mud;
-Rode around in an umpire's pocket for a period of time; and
-Touched by the pitcher's dirty, probably sweaty and often licked fingers, as well as anyone else who played that particular ball

Essentially, he just just licked the umpire and made out with the entire San Diego Padres defensive lineup.

Still probably cleaner than a game of beer pong. Also, the alcohol kills the germs!

# ? May 10, 2012 00:59

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; Not my super big screen!

RunTo TheHills posted:

Still probably cleaner than a game of beer pong. Also, the alcohol kills the germs!

Fill all the cups with water. Drink appropriate amount of beer from a can. Sanitary problems solved.

# ? May 10, 2012 01:01

Mornacale: Dec 19, 2007; n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Via CBS Sports:

# ? May 10, 2012 01:04

DoHimJob: Nov 30, 2005; GIANT SPACEBALL

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Fill all the cups with water. Drink appropriate amount of beer from a can. Sanitary problems solved.

Or you could just drink.

# ? May 10, 2012 01:12

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Via Marlon Byrd's terrible fielding

Harlock fucked around with this message at May 10, 2012 around 02:22

# ? May 10, 2012 01:13

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

Mornacale posted:

Via CBS Sports:

I am actually stunned.

Holy poo poo!

# ? May 10, 2012 03:14

Bumming Your Scene: Dec 29, 2004; L.A. Beast Mode of Anaheim

will_colorado posted:

Not only is there a shot square in the nads, it appears to hit the woman in the face sitting next to him.

Careens off a sucker's face before it jettisons into that guy's junk.

# ? May 10, 2012 06:24

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; My wiener has never been so exhausted.

Harlock posted:

half this team's roster will be dead by the time this road trip ends

(I know he just twisted his ankle in this and that he'll be fine before anyone points it out)

# ? May 10, 2012 06:46

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Oh, I feel it! I feel the Kozmas!

theacox posted:

I am actually stunned. Holy poo poo!

Wait. Is that a ground ball to Ian Desmond that he like...quadruple clutches while the runner goes 135 feet on him?

# ? May 10, 2012 13:25

streetlamp: May 7, 2007; Danny likes his party hat
He does not like his banana hat

Its like he can't keep up with the play.

Okay, gonna throw to first!
Oh no that guys going to 3rd, I better throw it there!
Woops he passed 3rd, guess I better go home...as soon as I double clutch again.

# ? May 10, 2012 14:22

HATE CURES TRANNYS: Aug 16, 2005; PUSSY ALL NIGHT!

FairGame posted:

Wait. Is that a ground ball to Ian Desmond that he like...quadruple clutches while the runner goes 135 feet on him?

That is exactly what happened, yes.

Go Nats though.

# ? May 10, 2012 14:25

Dusseldorf: Mar 29, 2005

Was that scored as a (not) throwing error?

# ? May 10, 2012 16:46

Mornacale: Dec 19, 2007; n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Dusseldorf posted:

Was that scored as a (not) throwing error?

Infield hit, RBI.

# ? May 10, 2012 19:46

Nomad: Jan 21, 2008; Are you still there?

FairGame posted:

Wait. Is that a ground ball to Ian Desmond that he like...quadruple clutches while the runner goes 135 feet on him?

I thought that was something only kids in fundamental drills could do. (Like me.

)

# ? May 10, 2012 20:49

DO YALL WANT A BOXC: Jul 20, 2010; WHO WANTS TO FUCK?

SeaTard posted:

That was right as I walked into the stadium last night, pretty much the epitome of :mariners:

I thought the exact same thing.

# ? May 10, 2012 21:44

The broken bones: Jan 3, 2008; And sometimes when I'm falling, flying or tumbling in center I say
Whoa so this is what NedCo means.

Surprised more people don't slide like Cutch there, it's one of the best ways to avoid a tag.

The lost art of the hook slide ... :,(

# ? May 11, 2012 01:31

KIM JONG TRILL: Nov 29, 2006; GIN AND JUCHE

Josh Hamilton broke a window at Camden Yards today

# ? May 11, 2012 04:39

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# ? May 19, 2013 10:33

CraigK: Nov 4, 2008; tonged again

KIM JONG TRILL posted:

Josh Hamilton broke a window at Camden Yards today

Did he hit the warehouse on the fly? drat.

# ? May 11, 2012 04:48

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