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Enforcer Name: Dreaming (Gold R33) (Also, I used to have an R133 Gold Crim, before they got banned for hotrod parts) TimeZone: EST (PA) Hours played: 2:30 PM - 9:00 PM (varies), any time weekends (varies) District: Highly preferred Financial, Waterfront is OK, strongly dislike Fightclub Weapons: Scout RT1/Last Stand, I also use the Star/Ntec and the OCA occasionally Cars: I drive in this game more then anything, and I can handly most vehicles. Currently I'm stuck with the Retail Cisco but as soon as I can I'll be picking up a vegas (favorite vehicle). I also like the mikro, and the bishada is pretty good. ----------------
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:16 |
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| # ? May 23, 2013 06:49 |
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And our monthly reminder that Post=/=Reply!
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:18 |
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I will mentor you, my child
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:18 |
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You will be the son I never had, because i spent too much time and money on all points bulletin
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:18 |
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Thank you for you mentor application, you will be contacted in-game shortly.
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:19 |
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dreaming posted:Currently I'm stuck with the Retail Cisco  Msg me in-game @ xXDirtySanchez69Xx
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:19 |
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Heck yes I will mentor you buddy! I charge 19.99 AMERICAN PLEASE!! :P plus expenses for the day (weed, booze, snacks, drinks, and 3 15 minute breaks a day) I also require you to sign a 6 month contract stating you will pay the daily amount plus expenses for no more than 5 consecutive contract terms. Don't worry bro, by the end of this thing we will both be sitting pretty, buttslapping the competition.
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:21 |
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Piss-Ant posted:Heck yes I will mentor you buddy! I charge 19.99 AMERICAN PLEASE!! :P plus expenses for the day (weed, booze, snacks, drinks, and 3 15 minute breaks a day) I also require you to sign a 6 month contract stating you will pay the daily amount plus expenses for no more than 5 consecutive contract terms. Don't worry bro, by the end of this thing we will both be sitting pretty, buttslapping the competition. I can offer the same for $34.99 AMERICAN DOLLARS. Don't buy into discount services that lack the luster of our experienced APB Clan.
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:23 |
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Those jerks in GBS seem to have pointed you to the wrong Mentorship subforum. I believe you are looking for the APB subforum, Automotive Insanity: http://forums.somethingawful.com/fo....php?forumid=91 Good luck! 
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:24 |
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Dude, if you want a mentor you are totally posting in the wrong forum. Just copy and paste your original post and throw it up in Pet Island. That's where mentors pick up their mentorees aka pets.
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:24 |
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Congratulations! I'm interested in being your Video Game Mentor. But before we get started I need you to get on Skype and perform the Sacred Goon Blood Oath. This entails cutting your palm and smearing your blood on your webcam, I know it sounds a little odd, but I just want to make sure you're serious about this mentorship. Good luck!
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:25 |
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Seriously, why do you keep posting this everywhere?
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:25 |
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ReverendFaux posted:I can offer the same for $34.99 AMERICAN DOLLARS. Don't buy into discount services that lack the luster of our experienced APB Clan. I was only offering the lad our silver service because I wasn't sure how interested he was. Our PLATINUM AMERICAN DISCOUNT will GUARANTEE* that the buyer will never live to regret their purchase. *seriously
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:25 |
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Yeah sure, I'm free on Tuesdays all day. Send me a message I'm FredDurstFredDurstFredDurst911 in game.
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:26 |
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I'll mentor you in the ways of everything if you simply give me three thousand dollars
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:29 |
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Piss-Ant posted:I was only offering the lad our silver service because I wasn't sure how interested he was. Our PLATINUM AMERICAN DISCOUNT will GUARANTEE* that the buyer will never live to regret their purchase. poo poo we can't touch that, bro. You know how to farm golds? We need golds farmers.
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:29 |
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Congrats on joining the SA Enforcers. I just noticed your wonderful post in GBS, and I hope that the positive response you have received is a major encouragement. Good luck with your application!
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:29 |
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I will not only mentor you, but promise to beat you to within an inch of your life on sundays and commonly accepted holidays.
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:30 |
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Why would I mentor someone with a lovely car like the Retal Cisco? Get out of my sight scrub.
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:32 |
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Dreaming posted:Enforcer Name: Dreaming (Gold R33) (Also, I used to have an R133 Gold Crim, before they got banned for hotrod parts) The game bans illegally modified vehicles within itself? Also cool and good Enforcer Name. Dreaming posted:District: Highly preferred Financial, Waterfront is OK, strongly dislike Fightclub Hey, it was a little overhyped, sure, but Ed Norton gave a dynamite performance.
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:35 |
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judge reinhold posted:The game bans illegally modified vehicles within itself? It's quality control like this that ensures APB will be a beloved and often played game for years to come.
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:36 |
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ReverendFaux posted:poo poo we can't touch that, bro. You know how to farm golds? We need golds farmers. Shhhhhhhhheeeit holms! Do we's farm gold? I powerlevelgoldfarmhappytoyouholiday1000K/$14.99 son! This little APBOOTYBITCH will be the APBIGPIMPIN after he is done POWER leveling and clanning combined with farming and economy exploitation. We do it up right, lordamercy! YOU GOT A STRAIGHT UP PUNK rear end GRIEFING YOUR ILLEGAL HOTRODZ? gently caress DEM UP WIT OUR MENTORZ SERVICE DIAMOND CLASS! 199.99 Will get you a mentorz starterz kit wit a FREE* BaDBoyZ*TM in game pair of LIGHT UP fuzzy DICE for your hoopty RETAIL FRISCO. ALSO YOU GET FIRST COME FIRST SERVE option when logging in yo! WE GIVE YOU A MAXIMUM POWER OF PERFORMANCE AND ENHANCEMENT COMBINED WITH YEARS OF KNOWLEDGE IN THE INDUSTRY! YOUR ONE STOP SHOP FOR ALL OF YOUR APB poo poo. BADGAME
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:38 |
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When the boy comes of age, send him to me, and I shall teach him the ways of the hunt. No homo.
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 21:45 |
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If you put in a copy of GTA into your disc drive while APB is booting up, you can get Niko or CJ as your mentor. They suck tho
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 22:36 |
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LP of the year
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 23:04 |
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Feinne posted:And our monthly reminder that Post=/=Reply! Oh no it isnt. Travel to GBS to see his glorious post there.
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| # ? Apr 23, 2012 23:57 |
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It's not as funny if he never catches on. 
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Deadmeat5150 posted:Oh no it isnt. Travel to GBS to see his glorious post there. This guy just admitted to browsing GBS. 
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 00:33 |
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BrainWeasel posted:It's not as funny if he never catches on. Although, it seems like he should pay a bit more attention to his GBS thread. If only to see the mod challenge in there. And to prevent other people from determining his fate.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 00:39 |
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Alright kid, tell you what I think. You ain't the brightest. You can't shoot straight. Can't take apart a computer and put it back together like Crazy Campbell does with his lil' doggy. Hell I seen you drive a Bosco or whatever, kid. It ain't pretty. But you know what? You got moxie. I like moxie. Welcome to the team. We'll rob Old Man Bartleby of his social security account, yet. 
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 02:11 |
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Update your thread OP
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 07:00 |
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I'd wager that the Mentor he's seeking is slang for a co-LPer to play through it all with him. Will this be a screenshot or video LP?
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 08:40 |
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THE BAR posted:I'd wager that the Mentor he's seeking is slang for a co-LPer to play through it all with him. Oh, I thought this was going to be a text LP. APB is like Zork or something, right?
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 09:04 |
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drat he got in early, and now he's gonna take up all the mentorshipisms and discountables. What if I need mentorship later? How will I get it!
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 09:07 |
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Huzzah! posted:Oh, I thought this was going to be a text LP. APB is like Zork or something, right? Close: 
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 10:15 |
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Screw these guys, I'll pay you if you make me your mentor. Please? All my students keep dying and nobody wants me to be their mentor anymore. Please pick me.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 10:21 |
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This is a solid first update, but I really think you should have run this by the Sandcastle.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 10:41 |
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Op if you're having this much trouble with a video game try reading the instruction manual. If problems persist try playing something else and see how that goes.
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| # ? Apr 24, 2012 10:47 |
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We'll have to take this into serious consideration. I do love the fact that you handily most cars, this very good. However, you do not yet own a vegas, and this will count against you. Get that vegas handily and come back, then we'll talk some serious mentoring. Oh and remember, now that you have our attention, whatever you do in game, WE WILL BE WATCHING. Every screw up will be noted, as will every accomplishment. Most importantly prepare yourself, for once we start mentoring, the trials and training we put you through will be some of the most rigorous ever found in any MMO to date. You fail us and you will never play this game again. If this doesn't scare you, please feel free to start another thread somewhere.
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