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Werthog posted:also please get a new avatar already, why do you still have that anime poo poo I was thinking of getting a new avatar but I am growing attached to this one
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also nerds are terrible and I hate programming
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version control is the worst
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t f
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Werthog posted:at my last job you could edit svn commit logs after the fact. at my current one we can't, but they also apparently had just switched from visual sourcesafe like a year before i got here oh i didn't know you could do that still doesn't let you do other rebase poo poo like squashing commits together, rearranging them, etc. but yeah this isn't a point for DVCS just a point for version control systems that let you have unpushed commits the point is use what you like as long as it's not something like rcs or Copy of final build 2.zip Werthog posted:also please get a new avatar already, why do you still have that anime poo poo lol if you don't browse with avatars off for Maximum Posting Bandwidth
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JawnV6 posted:
Dear Stack Overflow, I'm trying to learn how to write 10 page web apps with Django but after years of working with high performance Linux kernel mods I just can't get the hang of not managing memory, concurrency, IPC and storage! What books do you recommend to unlearn these skills? asked May 8 by retired@40inTO ------------------------------------------------------------ lol go back to bay street old man - c0dem0nster69 May 8 ------------------------------------------------------------
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you know how advanced we are? we detected a %50+ degradation in perf
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have you considered learning lisp? it seems it would suit you
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im c0dem0nster69
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yaoi prophet posted:lol if you don't browse with avatars off for Maximum Posting Bandwidth i actually do since i do most of my yosposting from work but just knowing that an animetar is posting in yospos still irks me
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Internaut! posted:Dear Stack Overflow, i dont even understand ur mockings
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nobody understands them, but they're provocative. they get the sperges going
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Markov Chain Chomp posted:
My dream job
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whats on bay street
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btw guys, pro-tip here, unaligned memory accesses can be slow i mite get in srs trouble for mentioning such under-the-hood details
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bay street is canadian wall street
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its also canadian silicon valley at the same time cause its where all the internet is
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like aren't u embarassed it took all the way until profits to detect such a srs issue? do you have any semblance of pride in ur craft?
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man this thread is about to hit peak trolling
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Internaut! posted:and not because we can literally measure the impact to our profits when our trade data falls out of byte alignment in memory for example lmao this scrub doesn't use tools that guarantee constraints like that if poo poo can just "fall out of byte alignment" you might as well be programming in php
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JawnV6 posted:btw guys, pro-tip here, unaligned memory accesses can be slow make nodes in large data structures align on 16-byte bounderies, you can fill a cache line with one read, plus use the segment registers to point to the one you want, then optimise by hardcoding the offsets for each field
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Sweevo posted:make nodes in large data structures align on 16-byte bounderies, you can fill a cache line with one read, plus use the segment registers to point to the one you want, then optimise by hardcoding the offsets for each field sounds boring, compiler should get it
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Sweevo posted:make nodes in large data structures align on 16-byte bounderies, you can fill a cache line with one read, plus use the segment registers to point to the one you want, then optimise by hardcoding the offsets for each field hrm ive actually never thought of it that way before
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Werthog posted:i actually do since i do most of my yosposting from work but just knowing that an animetar is posting in yospos still irks me i might wind up changing it sometime to something like a lambda because i'm a functional programming nerd but eh i have better things to spend $10 on
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rotor posted:I agree, git is its own punishment you deserve what you git
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tef posted:well, I can just wait for you to post more about your exciting development environment. but given cvs is relatively new (only a year older than python), I don't think you get to whine about 'how it was' back in the days before structured programming. drat
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holy shiiiiit
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tef owns
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ahhh spiders posted:tef owns
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teh butts
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Sweevo posted:make nodes in large data structures align on 16-byte bounderies, you can fill a cache line with one read, plus use the segment registers to point to the one you want, then optimise by hardcoding the offsets for each field yospos web dev crew hobbles Wikipedia in wake of pro post I hope you guys are enjoying this frank exchange of ideas so far because I am
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ahhh spiders posted:tef owns a irc bot which butts
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new subreddit: programmer humor http://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/
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whats reddit
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A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says "hey can I JOIN you?"
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The PH (Programming Humour) thread: A SQL query goes to a restaur edited to be more inclusive of the international community
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A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman's breast. Woman: "Hey! That‘s private OK!?" The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: "But I thought we were in the same class?"
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tinselt0wn posted:A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says "hey can I JOIN you?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJBKyTfCjCc
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this thing y'all are doing now? can u , you know, can you not? Thanks.
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ppp posted:A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman's breast. Woman: "Hey! That‘s private OK!?" The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: "But I thought we were in the same class?"
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http://programmersbeingdicks.tumblr.com/
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tef posted:http://programmersbeingdicks.tumblr.com/
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tef posted:http://programmersbeingdicks.tumblr.com/ this rules
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