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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


hey janin will you tell the guy who does gmail to go back to the old style theme thanks

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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


true story this indian intern at work has latched on to me as the go-to guy for help about unix and basically how to do his job half the time which is cool but annoying but he started asking me a million questions about how to use Awk so I ended up just walked over to his desk and sliding over my copy of the O'reilly Awk/Sed book and told him to read it.

That was a week ago and today he came to me about a quarter of the way thru it (I'm proud) and asked me about some typographical error and wondered if it was part of the syntax he was misunderstanding.

At least he is thorough.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


kwinkles posted:

this is a problem?

not at all - it was pretty impressive to me

it wasnt meant in disparagement

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


guys one time i walked into the break room and the coffee carafe was empty and then i emptied the grounds and put new ones in but pissed all over them in and quickly slid it into the machine and hit start - 10 minutes later i walked in and it was empty again

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


peemacs

use vim like a man

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


i also make terrible decisions in life not

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


just use php its easy

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


Tiny Bug Child posted:



except i was not realposting

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


Shaggar posted:

im sure the server will compile it in real time just to make sure they dont do anything too smart

im just gonna repost this here since the catte thread wasnt the place for it

Sniep posted:

windows movie maker???

all my computers came with iMovie built in


Shaggar posted:

well that sucks


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jm_8ymdDyY

now you do one in the most absolute defaults only editing text + music go plus i just picked the first music track that youtube didn't block (i tried a couple)

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


ahhh spiders posted:



Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


rotor posted:

guys i just bought a hot air rework station what should i rework

turns out they dont work so great for removing through-hole stuff

upgrade your palmpre into an iphone

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


rotor posted:

use fastcgi and just never exit

this is in contrast to using a fast girl and exiting as quick as you can - but only of consequence to about 20% of yosposters

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


CaptainMeatpants posted:

i didn't read the last like 20 pages what are some good programmin books

K&R

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


ahhh spiders posted:

no the real lua book

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


Hammerite posted:

why are programming languages so bad,

because you don't understand them, surely

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


ahhh spiders posted:

tef owns
buttbot owns
forever his crowning achievement
a irc bot which butts

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


much like your mom

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


janined again

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


Ronald Raiden posted:

someone give me an idea for a cool (and maybe useful???) thing to do wiht haskell so I have a reason to mess around with haskell again tia
Half Life 3

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


rotor posted:

why? what problem does highly meaning-dense code solve?

lower LoC universally gets recognized as being better code / higher output value yup yup

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


CaptainMeatpants posted:

maths is neat i use a math pretty much every day

carb counting doesnt count as maths

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


sup?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


Jonny 290 posted:

if you read slides youre a bad speaker

ya

stevejob gave the book definition of good presentations using slides

1) you build up interest in a thing
2) you come to stop-points along the way which are individual bullets of note that contribute to your point
3) slide then shows these bullets
4) you bring it together into a main point
5) slide then shows your recap and all points
6) slide then shows overall point / conclusion
7) you break for reaction

lesson: the slides should FOLLOW you and drill home your presentation with concise bullet-points of the take aways, not guide you along an agenda

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


no exp but i hear apple dev docs are p. well done

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


i have the worst of eclipse every day.

its not eclipse.

its a house developed app that used eclipse in its entirety as a base and built upon that to make an app nothing like eclipse in function

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


rotor posted:

there should be laws against making software like this

its like someone googled "what is a modular extensible multiplatform application +open source" and came up with eclipse and saw java and said "perfect! we got some people who know the java!"

and history of bad applications was written

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


nuke maine + washington

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


tef posted:

that video

hi dude mad respect

tho i will pull out this one direct quote just because this is yospos

"i imagine some of you might have used soap. *distressed* I've used soap. It's... painful..."

Thoroughly enjoying this though

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


don't write programs - have programmers write programs, then you don't have to worry about any of this super boring poo poo

for your mental health

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


Shaggar posted:

if you're using a shell you did it wrong.

this but if your trying to shoehorn windows into any server level equivalent role

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


so is canadian club

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


Sneaking Mission posted:

i clicked on the her breast so big when she nudes ad

similar

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


ls -al ~yospos |awk '$3 == Orbi {print $NF}' |xargs cat |head
ls -al ~yospos |awk '$3 == Orbi {print $NF}' |xargs cat |tail

i hope that htis has been helpful young padawan

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


Shaggar posted:

things old people say


Tiny Bug Child posted:

pointers are completely unnecessary

yep memory fairy.

its a classic windows thing - assume theres infinite memory, when you run out poo poo your pants

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


Cocoa Crispies posted:

shaggar does java so he spends most of his time waiting on xml parsers and slow sql databases like microsoft sql

and eclipse freezing and putting windows in the worng places upon opening every single god damned time

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


Tiny Bug Child posted:

the year is 2012 you don't need to worry about memory except in a couple of edge cases

the wrongest opinion, right here folks, screen shot this and print it for archival

not doing your own memory management is just a sign of sloppiness, not platform|codebase|language|objectiveness orientation.

you absofuckinlutely need to care about how much ram your poo poo is using and understand it

god

ugh just god

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.



because if programming was like presidenting and memory was dollars you'd be like both candidates on the stage tonight - completely unequipped to handle it if poo poo hits the fan memory wise

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


tef posted:

tbh this is a perfectly good strategy for short running programs, assuming you'll finish working before you run out of memory.

and then you have eclipse

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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

And I have had my final fatty blunt, and it was good.


the point is if you are lazy on memory management (or skill altogether) you become a thing people cuss at daily and switch to mac for

lovely devs and no QA are the problem.

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