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Will you do an acceptance speech when you get in? If I am to vote for you as the next president, what will you do for me? wrong topic? oh crap.
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Frank Turtino posted:Yeah I even checked the "bought membership for one thing" radio. Don't be a statistic! He said IQ, so I'm sure he means IQ. You can post both, though, just to be safe.
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| # ? Apr 30, 2012 20:37 |
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Frank Turtino posted:Yeah I even checked the "bought membership for one thing" radio. Don't be a statistic! Just google IQ test free and take the first one at the top of the list. Answer yes to every prompt and take off your firewall or you'll lose points. Also are you playing on Windows 95? Are you Chandler or Rachel?
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I never could figure out how to properly play a thief in majormud... I did backstab a guy on a local BBS while he was macroing once though and he died to mobs, then I took his poo poo and buried it somewhere nobody would ever find it... He cried to the sysop and they banned me, but they couldn't give him his poo poo back since the majormud people would basically revoke your license to the game if you edited it in anyway (back in 1995, when people still gave a poo poo about muds). I last heard he had put up a request for a hitman to kill me in real life. So yeah basically every grief I have done from then on has been downhill.
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How do I keep the topic on track? It's being overridden by statisticians and free thinkers. Whatever happened to the old "huh huh I got you good" days, the days I'm referring to with the ancient games and the drawn out posts? An F250 is a sweet way to glide. Powell-Peralta used to be my sweet way to glide since I was too late for the hoverboard. Has cruising streets with style really been deprecated in favor of your MPG'o'meter on your Prius? I guess I should just give up my board to a museum, depsite all the MPG stickers everyone put on them. /metaphor
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I will gladly provide you with Eve lessons for only  Edit: you are not being hazed.
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OP I see your screenshot looks a little odd, I think what we need to know before we can let you into the most troll free gaming and monster truck site on the internet is whether you've use the following operating systems: Solaris NetBSD OpenBSD ReactOS LoseThos HP-UX Netware OS/2 Each one does increase the chances of you being allowed in, but you will be tested on your answers, so stay honest.
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bam thwok posted:I will gladly provide you with Eve lessons for only Eve... Lessons? 
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I'm not sure that's how a metaphor works.
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co199 posted:nerd
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Haquer posted:Eve... Lessons? 
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| # ? Apr 30, 2012 20:50 |
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Listen if I want to mine asteroids in space, I will go and submit an application to the company that is literally trying to do this in real life. Keep your e-space out of my e-face!
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| # ? Apr 30, 2012 20:51 |
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"Hey everyone, I want to join Goonfleet, so here's my post. What? A joke at my expense, you say? Well I knew it all along, and you played right into my hands.  "Every. loving. Time.
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| # ? Apr 30, 2012 20:54 |
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"Hey everyone, I'm a veteran and I notice things so I will point them out." One day, I will be there. What's a good photo editor? This mspaint is gimped. WORK IN PROGRESS
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Goonwaffe is only recruiting women at this time. Please send pictures of yourself with enough anatomy showing to prove your female gender sufficiently, while holding up a sign saying "hi I want to play space mining" to my PM.
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| # ? Apr 30, 2012 20:57 |
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Frank Turtino posted:How do I keep the topic on track? You need higher magic resist.
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VikingSkull posted:"Hey everyone, I want to join Goonfleet, so here's my post. What? A joke at my expense, you say? Well I knew it all along, and you played right into my hands. The puppetmaster defense never gets old.
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Frank Turtino posted:Umm, whatever the cost it is to join the forum. I wouldn't use the word 'devoted' either, it's a little strong. Also, if I inadvertantly sent an application, then the few minutes it took me to writeup that post. If I had to guess, the mathematical formula is 3m * (198.00) + 20 seconds = rho. Rho = forum costs.
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Grifter posted:So you haven't paid the ingame ISK costs yet? Someone will approach you in chat and talk about it. I don't play EVE, but that's what I've picked up from threads like these. Someone who actually plays the game should be able to post their in-game name so that you guys can work out the details. Actually since the Icelandic bank collapse ingame ISK has kind of dropped in value, we only accept US$ and EUR now.
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Bash Ironfist posted:Listen if I want to mine asteroids in space, I will go and submit an application to the company that is literally trying to do this in real life. I'm pretty sure that company is just a troll company that will soon announce that they in fact meant e-space all along. Especially with the new recent mining patch.
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Lum_ posted:Goonwaffe is only recruiting women at this time. Please send pictures of yourself with enough anatomy showing to prove your female gender sufficiently, while holding up a sign saying "hi I want to play space mining" to my PM.
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Bloomington posted:Of course he will have to buy the platinum upgrade. (Which is another underestimated requisite of joining goonwaffe) Then take up the fyad posting gauntlet of at least 50 posts.
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Bloomington posted:Of course he will have to buy the platinum upgrade. (Which is another underestimated requisite of joining goonwaffe) He posted an attachment on an older post. He has platinum already 
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So you have a F-250? Mind if I borrow it to move some of my stuff next weekend? Stuff meaning some trees and poo poo, you know how it is. You can trust me, I'm from SA.
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| # ? Apr 30, 2012 21:06 |
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Frank Turtino posted:How do I keep the topic on track? It's being overridden by statisticians and free thinkers. Whatever happened to the old "huh huh I got you good" days, the days I'm referring to with the ancient games and the drawn out posts? hey grandpa why dont u grow up. geez
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| # ? Apr 30, 2012 21:06 |
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You post like someone with schizophrenia
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| # ? Apr 30, 2012 21:09 |
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This guy isn't very cool. I mean there was that bestow guy, who gave us the quote "Drink my dong slobber" Which I thought was pretty funny. Come on man, put some effort in!
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| # ? Apr 30, 2012 21:11 |
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Golly jeepers guy, you must be a genuine ~PR0-GAM3R~ to have been accepted into the Goonerswarm! Is this you? 
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| # ? Apr 30, 2012 21:12 |
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The gift that keeps on giving. One at a time.
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| # ? Apr 30, 2012 21:12 |
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Wow. You don't read, like, anything, do you? Lurk more. Also, congratulations on making certain that you never join a goon corp in Eve, because you were too stupid to read the rules. Go back to low-sec and the NPC-corp, where you belong.  P.S. Spy. 
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| # ? Apr 30, 2012 21:14 |
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You should play Star Trek Online instead, it's free, it has actually enjoyable space combat and nobody cares if you're a spy. Plus you can actually fly Picard's ship and everything.
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It saddens me how much real idiocy can be generated out of fake internet spaceships.
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What the gently caress is an EVE Online?
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| # ? Apr 30, 2012 21:17 |
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Frank Turtino posted:How do I keep the topic on track? You'd do well by obeying (abeying, if you will) the wishes of this man: Abeya Minora posted:INCOMING MESSAGE FROM ADMIRAL ABEYA, STUNTER DIVISION (In case you missed his post)
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VikingSkull posted:"Hey everyone, I want to join Goonfleet, so here's my post. What? A joke at my expense, you say? Well I knew it all along, and you played right into my hands. $20 to "play a joke" on the members of Something Awful. 
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Uh-oh! Since you found our SECRET HIDEOUT we must now clean the whole forums...but that's okay, we'll just have to do it again, that's all... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGDb0iqlGuM
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| # ? Apr 30, 2012 21:23 |
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Alright I saw multiple scleroses of times where peopel are pointing the IQ test, so here it is, bronze frame and all. Ahh the smell of fresh veteran oxymoron post counts in the afternoon. drat! It blocked out my BingŠ search knock knock joke.
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| # ? Apr 30, 2012 21:27 |
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Dauq posted:You should play Star Trek Online instead, it's free, it has actually enjoyable space combat and nobody cares if you're a spy. This is actually a better idea. Quit eve and play STO, it's far more chilled and free.
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| # ? Apr 30, 2012 21:28 |
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You jerks ought to share the goon waffles!
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Mister Macys posted:Wow. Calm down, bro. Maybe mine an asteroid or something.
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