Max Payne 3 Release Thread: Time moves forward. Nothing changes.

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Capn Beeb: Jun 29, 2003; Can it be fired with a massive erection?

Jefferoo posted:

Something Vlad
Vinnie Goonitti
Goona Sax
Address Goonknown

I try, I try.

These are all excellent.

# ? May 8, 2012 23:50

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# ? May 25, 2013 16:01

Sammus: Nov 30, 2005

Personally, I like Goona Sax. It reminds me of

# ? May 8, 2012 23:55

Wazzit: Jul 16, 2004; Who wants to play video games?

Keep in mind that crews carry over to GTAV, if anyone cares about that.

e: not sure if "crew names" carry over though

Also, blanking out on names, but I like Goona Sax.

Wazzit fucked around with this message at May 9, 2012 around 00:01

# ? May 8, 2012 23:56

commy gun: Apr 5, 2009

You don't have to go with the "goon" wordplay. Just go for game themed names or any name that's witty/funny/cool

Brain STORM:

Angry Beards
Bitching Balds
Noir Nords
Justice Dicks
Lords and Ladies
Baby Nightmares
Hot Dead Wives
Lupino Chinos
The FLESH
The Detunatars
Ragna Rockets

# ? May 9, 2012 00:17

The Kins: Oct 2, 2004; Sector Effector

Remember that gangs carry over into GTA5, if that influences your tastes in punnery.

# ? May 9, 2012 00:39

Tallgeese: May 11, 2008; SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Reading this user's posts causes Eye Rolling, Vomiting, Brain Cancer, and may complicate pregnancy.

That's why "Lords and Ladies" is the best choice of all.

# ? May 9, 2012 00:45

puppy party: Sep 21, 2008

Rockstar posted:

When creating a Crew, leaders have the option to select one of five Crew types:

ALL-STARS -- The elite who strive to hit the top of the Leaderboards and want to play with and against the very best.
SOLDIERS -- Those who know the only way to win -- by showing your enthusiasm for teamwork ... Teamwork.
REBELS -- They�re here to get the party started or to ruin it -- sometimes both.
THRILL SEEKERS -- For those who prefer anarchic mayhem to ranking up and getting cheevos.
CHATTER BOXES -- For the gregarious socialites of the Rockstar Games Social Club. Shoot the gift.

Rockstar posted:

Stand out among the crowd with a custom emblem and four-letter Crew tag to represent your faction in game and on the web. All Crew members can utilize the vast library of shapes available in the Social Club Emblem Editor to create one-of-a-kind designs right here on the web and import them into Max Payne 3, where they�ll appear on stat screens and multiplayer avatars.

Found these tasty little treats on the Social Club website. I also found out that Crews Pre-Registration begins tomorrow, May 9th. If there are no objections, I'd be glad to create/maintain the main goon crew tomorrow.

I'm thinking Thrill Seekers or Chatter Boxes just for the name of them, but the description of Rebels just makes me so goddamned happy. The tag should obviously be BOYS since it enrages people to the nth degree.

# ? May 9, 2012 00:50

DangerKat: Nov 5, 2009; i'm lovin' it!

Is there any desire for a PS3 crew as well?

# ? May 9, 2012 01:45

echronorian: Jan 6, 2007; This must be the chance I've always wanted!!

DangerKat posted:

Is there any desire for a PS3 crew as well?

I'd say so yes.

# ? May 9, 2012 02:36

DehatstyTopinbout: Dec 28, 2004; C4
is the motherfucking answer

I definitely intend to get this for PS3 and I'm sure I'll break into the multiplayer eventually.

# ? May 9, 2012 05:52

CAT ASS now!!!: Mar 8, 2010; Seriously the ~~cock~~burger was at LEAST this big! MINIMUM!

DangerKat posted:

Is there any desire for a PS3 crew as well?

Defo. Haven't been this excited for a video game in a long time, and the multiplayer looks kickass enough to finally retire Black Ops and Battlefield 3.

# ? May 9, 2012 06:20

2ndclasscitizen: Jan 2, 2009

puppy party posted:

Found these tasty little treats on the Social Club website. I also found out that Crews Pre-Registration begins tomorrow, May 9th. If there are no objections, I'd be glad to create/maintain the main goon crew tomorrow.

I'm thinking Thrill Seekers or Chatter Boxes just for the name of them, but the description of Rebels just makes me so goddamned happy. The tag should obviously be BOYS since it enrages people to the nth degree.

Down for the Lords and ladies crew on 360. Gotta be the Thrill Seekers-type crew as well.

# ? May 9, 2012 06:41

Sammus: Nov 30, 2005

There is a list of trophies in the Rockstar Social Club, one of them is called "The Gambler" and it's unlocked by "won a wager." Are we going to get to gamble on multiplayer games somehow?

# ? May 9, 2012 09:05

Torabi: Jul 29, 2011; This seems like fun!

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

MP2 has aged much better. You'll probably enjoy that one more.

I put plot summaries of both games in the OP, so you can just read up on the first one before going into the 2nd.

Some of the characters in 2 were also in 1, but you can kind of infer what happened to them in 1 just by the dialogue in 2. Playing 1 would fill in all the details of their stories for you, but I guess it's not really necessary.

And MP3's story probably won't include any of the characters from the first 2 games, but Max may have flashbacks about them, and you won't know the extent of why he's such a broken man unless you've played / read the stories of the first 2.

One of my friends became very angry with me for only playing roughly half of Max Payne 1 and then reading a summary about the story. As if I had committed some sort of crime against humanity. I completed Max Payne 2 yesterday though, great game.

# ? May 9, 2012 11:23

poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; it's so magical

Man, you guys. I want the PC prettiness of this game but the console version looks as if it's going to be so much more sociable.

# ? May 9, 2012 11:24

Dave Mustard: Jan 23, 2007; Let me introduce myself, I'm a social disease.

Torabi posted:

One of my friends became very angry with me for only playing roughly half of Max Payne 1 and then reading a summary about the story. As if I had committed some sort of crime against humanity. I completed Max Payne 2 yesterday though, great game.

To some of us growing up, max payne was the greatest story ever told, the coolest thing we ever saw, and the epitome the advancement of pc game tech at the time and the original games story really took a grip on us because we were so immersed and in awe.

# ? May 9, 2012 11:26

MoreMetalBrian: Oct 20, 2009; Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!

puppy party posted:

Found these tasty little treats on the Social Club website. I also found out that Crews Pre-Registration begins tomorrow, May 9th. If there are no objections, I'd be glad to create/maintain the main goon crew tomorrow.

I'm thinking Thrill Seekers or Chatter Boxes just for the name of them, but the description of Rebels just makes me so goddamned happy. The tag should obviously be BOYS since it enrages people to the nth degree.

Definitely down for this. The description of Rebels is pretty much what we do.

# ? May 9, 2012 13:06

Torabi: Jul 29, 2011; This seems like fun!

How about having a pc crew called Goonfellas.

I haven't actually seen the movie Goodfellas though. Don't hurt me.

# ? May 9, 2012 13:09

BrandonGK: May 6, 2005; Throw it out the airlock.

I present to you the Big Foot Hunting Club.

# ? May 9, 2012 14:55

SRM: Jul 10, 2009; I'd have been really upset if no one had a hot plastic groin as their avatar.

Torabi posted:

One of my friends became very angry with me for only playing roughly half of Max Payne 1 and then reading a summary about the story. As if I had committed some sort of crime against humanity. I completed Max Payne 2 yesterday though, great game.

Well it's not like Max Payne 1 is terribly long. It's 6 hours at a stretch.

# ? May 9, 2012 14:59

Rageaholic Monkey: May 31, 2005; the sea was angry that day, my friends

puppy party posted:

Found these tasty little treats on the Social Club website. I also found out that Crews Pre-Registration begins tomorrow, May 9th. If there are no objections, I'd be glad to create/maintain the main goon crew tomorrow.

I'm thinking Thrill Seekers or Chatter Boxes just for the name of them, but the description of Rebels just makes me so goddamned happy. The tag should obviously be BOYS since it enrages people to the nth degree.

No objection here!

Thrill Seekers and Rebels sound like the best crew types. And I'm all about enraging people on Xbox Live

# ? May 9, 2012 15:10

Lucid Delusion: Dec 23, 2009; You're merely postponing the inevitable.

Looking forward to seeing how this Crew thing shapes up over the next couple days. Aldo saw on Rockstar's twitter account that crews that register today will receive some bonuses.

# ? May 9, 2012 15:14

Feenix: Mar 14, 2003; Sorry, guy.

BrandonGK posted:

I present to you the Big Foot Hunting Club.

PS3 or 360? (or does it matter?)

I would like to be in a PS3 club, for any clever individuals who wish to create a club.

# ? May 9, 2012 15:19

BrandonGK: May 6, 2005; Throw it out the airlock.

Feenix posted:

PS3 or 360? (or does it matter?)

I would like to be in a PS3 club, for any clever individuals who wish to create a club.

I'm on the 360 but I think anyone can join up. I didn't see anything saying the crew has to be exclusive to one console or the other.

# ? May 9, 2012 15:23

Feenix: Mar 14, 2003; Sorry, guy.

BrandonGK posted:

I'm on the 360 but I think anyone can join up. I didn't see anything saying the crew has to be exclusive to one console or the other.

Fair enough, but I'd like to be part of a crew that also plays together so I guess I'll join yours if enough people decide to do it all together. Know what I mean?

# ? May 9, 2012 15:27

BrandonGK: May 6, 2005; Throw it out the airlock.

Feenix posted:

Fair enough, but I'd like to be part of a crew that also plays together so I guess I'll join yours if enough people decide to do it all together. Know what I mean?

No problem.

# ? May 9, 2012 15:31

DangerKat: Nov 5, 2009; i'm lovin' it!

I joined the Big Foot crew but if it winds up being console specific, I'll make a PS3 crew.

# ? May 9, 2012 15:32

puppy party: Sep 21, 2008

Lords and Ladies crew is up! I'll flesh the page out more when I get home. This will be for Xbox dudes since I'm an Xbox dude.

puppy party fucked around with this message at May 10, 2012 around 02:01

# ? May 9, 2012 15:35

Feenix: Mar 14, 2003; Sorry, guy.

DangerKat posted:

I joined the Big Foot crew but if it winds up being console specific, I'll make a PS3 crew.

What the hell,

also requested.

# ? May 9, 2012 15:35

BrandonGK: May 6, 2005; Throw it out the airlock.

DangerKat posted:

I joined the Big Foot crew but if it winds up being console specific, I'll make a PS3 crew.

That sounds good to me.

# ? May 9, 2012 15:37

MoreMetalBrian: Oct 20, 2009; Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!

puppy party posted:

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com...ords_and_ladies

Lords and Ladies crew is up.I'll flesh the page out more when I get home.

Request sent.

EDIT: Got the invite. Thanks!

MoreMetalBrian fucked around with this message at May 9, 2012 around 15:56

# ? May 9, 2012 15:37

Rageaholic Monkey: May 31, 2005; the sea was angry that day, my friends

puppy party posted:

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com...ords_and_ladies

Lords and Ladies crew is up.I'll flesh the page out more when I get home.

Requested

Thanks for making this!

edit: Address Goonknown

# ? May 9, 2012 15:46

beedeebee: Dec 17, 2008

puppy party posted:

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com...ords_and_ladies

Lords and Ladies crew is up.I'll flesh the page out more when I get home.

Is this for PS3? Because I think I have you on my PS3 friends list. Not sure though.

EDIT: sent a request too, nickname is bdb1001

beedeebee fucked around with this message at May 9, 2012 around 16:00

# ? May 9, 2012 15:51

Boxing Snatcher: Jul 4, 2011; I have been looking for some great Beef Jerky since my local convenience store changed owners.

puppy party posted:

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com...ords_and_ladies

Lords and Ladies crew is up.I'll flesh the page out more when I get home.

Request sent. Under "Swouza" apparently. Welp, can't change that.
Goddamn next tuesday is gonna be sweet.

Boxing Snatcher fucked around with this message at May 9, 2012 around 16:02

# ? May 9, 2012 15:57

Lucid Delusion: Dec 23, 2009; You're merely postponing the inevitable.

BrandonGK posted:

I present to you the Big Foot Hunting Club.

Sent my request.

# ? May 9, 2012 15:58

Opentarget: Mar 17, 2009

Is anyone setting up a crew for PC dudes? But by the sounds of it, there will be more people to play with on my PS3.

# ? May 9, 2012 15:58

SneakySneaks: Feb 11, 2006

puppy party posted:

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com...ords_and_ladies

Lords and Ladies crew is up.I'll flesh the page out more when I get home.

Requested to join as well.

# ? May 9, 2012 16:02

Reive: May 21, 2009

There's a small interview with Lazlow, whom you might know as the GTA Chatterbox guy, about Max Payne 3 on Power 97:
http://www.power97.com/DJsandShows/Wheeler/Index.aspx

# ? May 9, 2012 16:02

DangerKat: Nov 5, 2009; i'm lovin' it!

Wait, geez now I'm confused as to which one is going to be the ideal one for PS3 goon playing

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# ? May 25, 2013 16:01

puppy party: Sep 21, 2008

DangerKat posted:

Wait, geez now I'm confused as to which one is going to be the ideal one for PS3 goon playing

L&L will be more for Xbox.

# ? May 9, 2012 16:09

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