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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010


Every time I see a new post in the thread I click it in the hopes preload's available.

Every drat time. .

How's the matchmaking for crews work? I'm hoping to get a lot of goon games in this weekend.

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Intense
Mar 23, 2011


Would your multplayer stats on Max Payne 3 carry over to GTA 5 even if you own both games on separate systems?

Jefferoo
Jun 23, 2008
PLEASE GO AWAY JEFFEROO. YOU ARE NOT AN INTELLECTUAL SAVIOR, YOU ARE THE WORST POSTER IN GAMES(AND RAPIDLY GOING DEAF!) AND A BLIGHT UPON HUMANITY.


Does anyone have any tips for getting plats in Arcade Mode? Score attack, specifically.

Jefferoo fucked around with this message at May 31, 2012 around 03:25

DangerKat
Nov 5, 2009

i'm lovin' it!


Do you guys ever get caught on corners in multiplayer? It happens every so often and it drives me loving nuts.

Undead Unicorn
Sep 14, 2010
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE INSULT ENDERS GAME GOD DAMN
MAYBE I SHOULD BE COMBATIVE AND TALK MORE ABOUT ENDERS GAME IN THIS THREAD

DO ME A FAVOR AND ENSURE THAT I GET TO WRITE PARAGRAPHS-LONG DIATRIBES DEFENDING THE WORK OF A MAN WHO THINKS BEING MOLESTED MAKES KIDS GAY. GOOD SHIT


Any Goon crews for the PS3?

titties
May 10, 2012
immeasurably more stupid than I had believed

Undead Unicorn posted:

Any Goon crews for the PS3?


The OP posted:

The following private goon crews have been created so far:
Big Foot Hunting Club, created by BrandonGK, AKA HappyGoLucky2010.

The guy 6 posts ago posted:

Just sent a request to the big foot hunting club… i assume thats primarily ps3 users? Or am i way off?

The PS3 goon crew might be the Big Foot Hunting Club, but I'm not sure so you'll have to verify.

E: I haven't played online and it doesn't specifically say PS3.

titties fucked around with this message at May 31, 2012 around 04:13

Rageaholic Monkey
May 31, 2005

the sea was angry that day, my friends


Pitchfork gave HEALTH's Max Payne 3 OST a 7/10, which is pretty much as high as you can hope for with Pitchfork.

It really is one of my favorite soundtracks of the last several years. I've been listening to it by itself (outside of the game) the past few days and it's just so drat good, even without gunning dudes down in slow-motion to accompany it.

^burtle
Jul 17, 2001

YOU MAY BE STUPID BUT YOU'RE NOT A NEWBIE GODDAMMIT

Hit me up at burtology on PS3. Got a few guys that are always rolling pretty hard.

Dave Mustard
Jan 23, 2007
Let me introduce myself, I'm a social disease.

Blazin a fatty, popping my klonopins, and waiting for that goddamn PRELOAD.

Chalupa Joe
Mar 4, 2007


titties posted:

The PS3 goon crew might be the Big Foot Hunting Club, but I'm not sure so you'll have to verify.

E: I haven't played online and it doesn't specifically say PS3.

For PS3 players there's also Lawyer Team Alpha

titties
May 10, 2012
immeasurably more stupid than I had believed

Will either Bigfoot Hunting Club or Lawyer Team Alpha accept complete scrubs who are bad at both games and life? This is relevant to my interests.

Max22
Dec 8, 2007

Oops.


Jefferoo posted:

Does anyone have any tips for getting plats in Arcade Mode? Score attack, specifically.

Kill the last dude in the room with an automatic weapon whenever possible, then pump several million rounds into him during the kill cam.

RaDaMaNt
Apr 24, 2012


Can't wait to play. I'm sure rockstar made an awesome game, but my copy of game will arrive in a couple of weeks

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



Have any crews been created for the PC yet?

GAY RETARD
Jan 13, 2010

she creeps me out,
she crept me in again


Max22 posted:

Kill the last dude in the room with an automatic weapon whenever possible, then pump several million rounds into him during the kill cam.

Hahaha, it sounds sarcastic but this is literally what you have to do.

z. mommy
Oct 18, 2002

hype ass nigger

Dodoman posted:

Have any crews been created for the PC yet?

Yes.

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com...gerous_liaisons

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

METAL GEAR!?

Max22 posted:

Kill the last dude in the room with an automatic weapon whenever possible, then pump several million rounds into him during the kill cam.

Also shootdodge always and go for headshots. Don't miss, if you think you'll miss just go for the chest. Aim for the legs for easier crowd control when you're up against armored enemies, since leg shots won't break your multiplier and guys on the ground won't shoot at you or move for a little bit. Don't worry too much about getting hurt, because saving your last stand killshot for the last second gives you a crazy rear end x6 multiplier bonus, and getting hurt doesn't penalize you very much at all in the long run. Losing five points means nothing when you get like 1900 from a single revenge headshot.

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009




Cheers, just sent in a request as Dodoman.

Attention Horse
Jan 5, 2012

Yo man, you are out of step with Imhotep!


Rockstar said that the preload will start in the early morning (I'm guessing that by "early morning" he means "early morning in USA").

https://twitter.com/RockstarSupport...107718186246144

Also, check out the Steam store page for Max Payne 3, they changed the release date, it comes out sooner now - in 18 hours from now. So basically I wouldn't call that preload a "preload".

Attention Horse fucked around with this message at May 31, 2012 around 09:51

Lianshi
May 23, 2007
sleepy!

TehGherkin posted:

Managed to play some with another BOYS member called Lianshi today, whoever you are dude or dudette, please sort your mic out or something because I actually quit rather than listen to you, I didn't understand a single word you said and mostly all I heard was distorted gameplay noise, sorry.

Thanks for the heads-up, turns out my kinect chat mic setting somehow turned on and I didnt realise. All sorted now so hopefully I wont be annoying anymore BOYS in the future!

TehGherkin
May 24, 2008


Lianshi posted:

Thanks for the heads-up, turns out my kinect chat mic setting somehow turned on and I didnt realise. All sorted now so hopefully I wont be annoying anymore BOYS in the future!

Not a problem, I'm relieved it wasn't deliberate, hopefully I bump into you again in future (On as IllGarrett) and we'll actually be able to co-ordinate something to lay further waste to rifle babbies.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Sector Effector


While I wait for the PC version to unlock on Steam (not long now ) here's a video I found of the pre-order Classic Characters in multiplayer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T59VLmGDSU
Max's taunts are hilarious, and it's great to hear Vlad and Vinnie again after so long. Pity the guy playing sucks.

Mantrain
Sep 11, 2001



Already received the game in the mail but it's locked until "Patch release" god dammit.

Frank Starman
Nov 22, 2007



Excellent. My request is pending.

Torabi
Jul 29, 2011

This seems like fun!

Is it just me or did the countdown on the steam page go down? It says 14 hours until it is unlocked. Should be 1 day plus a few hours, not that I am complaining.

tehsid
Dec 24, 2007

Nobility is sadly overrated.


Sent a request. Can't wait to get home from work tomorrow!

Zedicus Mann
May 5, 2012

I believe in magic


Attention Horse posted:

Rockstar said that the preload will start in the early morning (I'm guessing that by "early morning" he means "early morning in USA").

https://twitter.com/RockstarSupport...107718186246144

Also, check out the Steam store page for Max Payne 3, they changed the release date, it comes out sooner now - in 18 hours from now. So basically I wouldn't call that preload a "preload".
What? 10:00 isn't early in the morning.

Sent a Request as Zedo_Mann

Zedicus Mann fucked around with this message at May 31, 2012 around 14:33

Zedicus Mann
May 5, 2012

I believe in magic


-double post-

Elliotw2
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter


Torabi posted:

Is it just me or did the countdown on the steam page go down? It says 14 hours until it is unlocked. Should be 1 day plus a few hours, not that I am complaining.

I guess that it's locked to 12am EDT, since it's 13 hours from midnight right now

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010


Elliotw2 posted:

I guess that it's locked to 12am EDT, since it's 13 hours from midnight right now

Yeah, it was shifted from the 1 PM Pacific time unlock to the 12 am EDT around 10 last night.

I can't wait to get my Max Payne on, but it's still not letting me preload yet.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002




Sent request as tiwddle.

Torabi
Jul 29, 2011

This seems like fun!

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Yeah, it was shifted from the 1 PM Pacific time unlock to the 12 am EDT around 10 last night.

I can't wait to get my Max Payne on, but it's still not letting me preload yet.

I bet they will just add the remaining 12 hours to the clock once there is about one hour left. Like they always do. I am never optimistic about Steam releases since they rarely release them on time.

Elliotw2
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter


Preload's up! Restart your steam!

tehsid
Dec 24, 2007

Nobility is sadly overrated.


29.184GB. Wow. That should take... 8 hours.

Thanks for the heads up Elliotw2!

Masako
Mar 1, 2003



Awesome, I may actually get to play this before I get too drunk for the weekend. Pre-loading now, at a sweet 3.7mb/s.

Count Mippi
Nov 7, 2009

Benson's gonna drop his balls when he sees how good we set up these chairs. He's gonna be all like: "Oh no, my gumballs!"



Request sent as CountMippi, hope to see you goons in-game soonish.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010


It's too busy to handle any more preloads right now. gently caress.

EDIT: Nevermind! If it says that just mash preload til it starts up properly. Sometimes impatience pays off!

Gearman
Dec 6, 2011



Intense posted:

Would your multplayer stats on Max Payne 3 carry over to GTA 5 even if you own both games on separate systems?

Everything will be tracked on your Social Club account regardless of platform.


Jefferoo posted:

Does anyone have any tips for getting plats in Arcade Mode? Score attack, specifically.

Bullet time and then a quick body shot followed by a headshot. Use bullet time as sparingly as possible -- get your kill and get out. Don't miss your shots, you want to get as high of a multiplier as possible for the last guy. As was said before, use an automatic for the last kill and don't stop shooting.

Musical Vomit
Feb 14, 2009


Ugly In The Morning posted:

It's too busy to handle any more preloads right now. gently caress.

EDIT: Nevermind! If it says that just mash preload til it starts up properly. Sometimes impatience pays off!

This method has never failed me before!

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paint dry
Feb 8, 2005


tehsid posted:

29.184GB. Wow.

Haha yeah definitely a boxed copy for me. Cool.

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