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Coughing Hobo
Jun 29, 2005

Why does he have two swords? Does he lose them often?


Amazon sent me an e-mail an hour and a half ago saying the game was ready for download, but the downloads page says I have another hour and a half to wait

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Coughing Hobo
Jun 29, 2005

Why does he have two swords? Does he lose them often?


Attention Horse posted:

Woo likes shotguns.

That man captures the power of the boomstick like no other.

Coughing Hobo
Jun 29, 2005

Why does he have two swords? Does he lose them often?


For the first thirteen chapters I was the clumsiest Max Payne in the world. I think I had maybe all of four shoot dodges where I didn't collide painfully with something, usually resulting in my prompt death. It was never not funny, though. Screwing up has never been so entertaining.

Coughing Hobo
Jun 29, 2005

Why does he have two swords? Does he lose them often?


GUI posted:

The fact that Rockstar has said poo poo about this probably means it's probably never getting fixed either.

What's there to fix? Working as intended!

I never gave one single poo poo about the story or characters, because everyone involved was just so loving stupid. Max, Pasos, the Brancos, that one cop guy, everyone who had a speaking role in this game was an idiot.

Coughing Hobo fucked around with this message at Jun 29, 2012 around 09:13

Coughing Hobo
Jun 29, 2005

Why does he have two swords? Does he lose them often?


thehumandignity posted:

Seeing a Marcelo peeing on a train platform or some stupid poo poo at 3 AM, knowing searching him will yield drugs or drug paraphernalia, and subsequently throwing his entitled, bratty rear end in the back of a patrol car is one of the few reasons I can live with working night shifts.

I read this in Max's voice and just started laughing, because it works way too well.

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