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Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW


Meet Renee Bell.



She says, "I'm lonely and in search of a real man for friendship, companionship, and possibly more. Must be stable in all ways, willing to take on the responsibility of having a woman in prison."

How about Maeghan Rice?



Says murderess Maeghan, "I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."

Would you? If Renee or Maeghan aren't your cup of tea, perhaps one the other 48 beauties might be.

Check them out. Just make sure you're carrying a shiv.

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U NO WUT IM SAIYAN
Jan 26, 2003

by angerbeet


Those pictures look like they were taken before incarceration, do they have any current pics? Do they allow make-up in prison?

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007



Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Someone should start up a pen pal and let us know how it goes when they show up at your door step after their incarceration ends.

Dead Man Posting
Sep 1, 2008


I love these dating sites where you have to be something in order to join, and you don't really belong if you're not.

Farmers only.com

This is how black people meet.com

Christian mingle.com

And now meet-an-inmate.com

EDIT: Seriously this comes up six times during a single hockey game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RvyFFjP7RE

chaos rhames
Feb 25, 2011

You cowards don't even smoke crack


Looks like they just posted the only 50 white women currently in prison. Surely racism could target some attractive people.

U NO WUT IM SAIYAN
Jan 26, 2003

by angerbeet


Flaggy posted:

Someone should start up a pen pal and let us know how it goes when they show up at your door step after their incarceration ends.

Yeah leading on someone who has a history of poor decision making/impulse control sounds like a pretty good idea.

NOT NOW GRANDPA
Dec 6, 2005



Wait wait wait. You're trying to tell me pretty girls commit crimes?

I don't buy it.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008





Kataya Kitzman
Reason for Incarceration: Murder

Any guess on the odds that she killed the guy who's been cropped out of that photo?

Wistful Lil Boosie
Nov 16, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Justice posted:

Yeah leading on someone who has a history of poor decision making/impulse control sounds like a pretty good idea.

It is not a good idea per se, but dude. Those titties

MrB
Oct 21, 2007


I hustled 15 goons in the best Australian SC2 tournament ever and all I got was this shitty avatar


Quite the appropriate thread considering I just this minute finished watching Chicago. I could never imagine dating a convicted murderer.

e: Unless it included songs and dancing.

LITERALLY SHAKING
Mar 30, 2011


Psalmanazar posted:

Looks like they just posted the only 50 white women currently in prison. Surely racism could target some attractive people.

Looks like you didn't go through the whole list before going on your racial tangent.

Gonna vote for the ugliest chick to take take the lead.

whitey delenda est
Sep 14, 2008

Oh pirates yes they rob I
Sold I to the merchant ships



Spongebob Tampax posted:

Looks like you didn't go through the whole list before going on your racial tangent.

Gonna vote for the ugliest chick to take take the lead.

We could go on a patriarchy / police state tangent instead because this is just a lovely, horrible thing to have exist.

CHRISTS FOR SALE
Jan 14, 2005

"fuck you and die"


Wow...Ranker.com is Huffington Post on a slow news day. But every day!

Cosmik Debris
Sep 12, 2006


Lotta chicks named Crystal on that list.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008

Can I get the desk dildo?


Hubba Hubba! i'd commute THEIR sentences !!!

-YahooDad49

Solus
May 31, 2011




Comfy Chairs
May 21, 2005

by Ralp


Glad to see America has sorted out that discrepancy about a disproportionate number of ethnic people being sent to prison and is now only jailing white folk.

Jefferoo
Jun 23, 2008

by Lowtax


e: beaten, gently caress

Wistful Lil Boosie
Nov 16, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Man, I'd do #29 so hard. If I knew how to "do" it, that is. Also, 52 is a dude, and this list is racist. Well, see ya

Jedrick
Mar 21, 2010

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.


This list is awful as all hell but, good on the ladies for going after a second chance. Everyone has a right to peruse happiness, convicted murderer or not.

Azrael Alexander
Jun 24, 2011

No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.

Solus posted:





Haha, I was looking through the list and thought, hey, she's kinda cute, what's she in fo-oh. Oh. Oh dear.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010


Taking a picture of your naked boobies when you're 17 years old counts as producing child pornography.

The Worst Muslim
Sep 2, 2011

"Oh God you got the spray gun, DO NOT LOSE IT, you seriously better not screw this up, I'm not kidding"
~~The Battle Hymn of the Contra Tiger Mother~~


Looking for that special someone that I can murder if anything goes wrong.

Krataar
Sep 13, 2011

Drums in the deep


Is it worse if they don't list what they did?

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

coldplay chiptunes posted:

Taking a picture of your naked boobies when you're 17 years old counts as producing child pornography.

Or she could have drawn Bart and Lisa loving. Jesus, people, get over yourself

ManSauceGuzzlr
Jul 18, 2004

"That man...I'm...fascinated by him. That look...his whole look. It's hypnotic."

Solus posted:





She didn't ask for this

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

fantastic


Precious Johnson, meet precious johnson.

Zeruel
Mar 27, 2010

now hang me up to dry
you wrung me out
too too too many times


ManSauceGuzzlr posted:

She didn't ask for this

Youuuu


I am very concerned about the unmentionables...

Cosmik Debris
Sep 12, 2006


unmentionables is underwear or so I am led to believe by prominent members of my community

VoodooXT
Feb 24, 2006
I want Tong Po! Give me Tong Po!

Zeruel posted:

Youuuu


I am very concerned about the unmentionables...

Ha ha, my friend posted this exact girl on FB yesterday and was saying it was awfully tempting to write to her.

Safe and Secure!
Jun 14, 2008

OFFICIAL SA THREAD RUINER
SPRING 2013


Oh good. I was afraid that she was talking about murder.

420DD Butts
Jul 26, 2008


All the good looking ones are murderers. Apparently the better looking the prison inmate, the crazier they are.

blurry!
Jun 14, 2006

Sorry for Party Flocking


Dames, am I right, fellas.

randyest
Sep 1, 2004


coldplay chiptunes posted:

Taking a picture of your naked boobies when you're 17 years old counts as producing child pornography.
So does taking pics of you and your boyfriend sexually assaulting a 13 year old girl.

http://blogs.star-telegram.com/crim...ography/page/2/

quote:


A federal judge on Monday sentenced a Dallas couple to lengthy prison sentences for possessing child pornography.

Their methods of obtaining the porn are detailed in a news release from U.S. Attorney Richard Roper.

Douglas James Meyers, 45, and girlfriend Amanda Renee Jenson, 20, were arrested after a 13-year-old girl told law enforcement officers last June that the couple sexually assaulted her during a weekend at their home.

And Meyers photographed it, which gave Dallas police and federal agents plenty of evidence to build the case.

Meyers got 25 years in prison and Jenson got 15 years.

When they're finally released they will have to register as sex offenders and be under supervised release for the rest of their lives, according to the judge's sentencing.

Roper credited the cooperation of federal agents and members of the Dallas Police Department’s Internet Crimes Against Children (ICAC) Task Force, calling it "another Project Safe Childhood success story.”

The project is an initiative of the U.S. Department of Justice that fights the proliferation of technology-facilitated sexual exploitation crimes against children.

Click here to read the entire news release. Then click here to read more about Project Safe Childhood.

-- Bill Miller

Read more here: http://blogs.star-telegram.com/crim...l#storylink=cpy

Edit:

quote:

Precious Johnson

"I hope I have piqued your interest as I do look forward to hearing from you and exploring every aspect of our new acquaintance. Have a nice day. No prisoners/inmates please."
Well isn't that precious... ly hypocritical.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

45 year old boyfriend and she felt like going along with molesting a kid. They really are crazy in there.

Dead Man Posting posted:

EDIT: Seriously this comes up six times during a single hockey game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RvyFFjP7RE

I would not be surprised if there is a hidden code-language on that place for bestiality hook ups.

BHO Dabs
May 2, 2012


take a look at number 57

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

I'm laughing at number 56. Can't keep a good woman down, huh? So who did you kill, and why?

ARE THOSE MY SPERMS
Sep 22, 2008


Loves You


if you look at the mugshots for these ladies they aren't nearly as good lookin

Defleshed
Nov 18, 2004

F is for... FREEDOM

Oh hey there Maeghan ...


The News posted:

A 20-year-old Apache Junction woman was sentenced to 12.5 years in prison on a charge of second-degree murder in connection with a case where she conspired with one of her boyfriends to kill another out of jealously while driving him in a pickup truck in 2008.

Meaghan Rice was sentenced for the crime in Pinal County Superior Court before Judge Boyd Johnson on Monday, three years after 17-year-old Randall Mercier bled to death in a ditch along Tomahawk Road north of Superstition Boulevard after he was attacked by David Paulson, also 17.

On June 20, 2008, Rice, then 16, picked up Mercier while Paulson hid under a blanket in the back cruiser cab of the truck. Rice said a code word for Paulson who killed Mercier out of jealousy, according to Capt. Tom Kelly, a spokesman for the Apache Junction Police Department. Paulson stabbed Mercier at least 20 times before the boy was able to escape from the truck and collapse in the ditch where he died.
Paulson was found guilty of first-degree murder on Friday by a jury in Pinal County Superior Court before Judge Gilberto Figueroa for killing Mercier.


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Jabbu
Aug 1, 2005

GODWIN'S LAW? WHAT THE FUCK IS GODWIN'S LAW YOU FUCKING CRYPTO-NAZI? WHY DON'T YOU STOP RAPING CHILDREN FOR FIVE MINUTES, PUT DOWN THAT GLASS OF PUPPY BLOOD AND JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING MONSTER

Now, now, this is what happens when the free market is not allowed to work as it should. In an ideal free market society the prisons could auction these women off as slaves to wealthy bidders. The end result would be the women being taken care of by private interests, the prisons having their space opened up while turning a profit, an alleviation of burden on the tax payer, and a freedom from the confines of the American prison system for the purchased slave. I...am...John Galt.

Edit: Plus what better way to safeguard the business leaders and captains of industry of tomorrow than having sociopaths/criminals beget offspring with other sociopaths/criminals?

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