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moonshine: Dec 7, 2001; the holocaust literally never happened

HOW HIGH THE MOON posted:

i think moonshine figured out i have a real hard time not realposting about feminist stuff because i'm a chick and i get excited any time men pretend to be interested in what i have to say

is this a slight? im the most progressive fyad there is. im asking honest questions

# ? May 7, 2012 04:17

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Todd Forklift: Dec 18, 2006

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# ? May 7, 2012 04:17

why the ____ ____: Feb 22, 2001

nah dude im the kind of pussy fucker thats so bad it ends up in women like how high the moon. she's gay cause she hosed a dude like me once

# ? May 7, 2012 04:17

moonshine: Dec 7, 2001; the holocaust literally never happened

GangStalkedPapi69 posted:

how did a boat hit your head. i didnt hear this story moony.

i was literally saved by the coast guard and a beer cooler in the gulf of mexico. i actually should have died, i fractured my skull. i was wasted, it was great

# ? May 7, 2012 04:18

why the ____ ____: Feb 22, 2001

wow so thats what dick is like? gently caress this, i'm on an all tuna diet--HHTM after my harpoon

# ? May 7, 2012 04:19

HOW HIGH THE MOON: Aug 26, 2007

naw moonshine we're cool i'm just playin around. you pretended to puke on some kid so his dad wouldn't be mad that's a cool dude thing

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# ? May 7, 2012 04:20

Y Kant Ozma Post: Jun 7, 2001; show, pro-heart, that you have got gall!

San Jose Shart posted:

wow so thats what dick is like? gently caress this, i'm on an all tuna diet--HHTM after my harpoon

What the gently caress is this?

# ? May 7, 2012 04:20

manyak: Jan 26, 2006; Hate Mondays
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Y Kant Ozma Post posted:

What the gently caress is this?

tane

# ? May 7, 2012 04:21

gobbles: Oct 15, 2005

moonshine posted:

i was literally saved by the coast guard and a beer cooler in the gulf of mexico. i actually should have died, i fractured my skull. i was wasted, it was great

hooray

gobble

# ? May 7, 2012 04:21

moonshine: Dec 7, 2001; the holocaust literally never happened

San Jose Shart posted:

nah dude im the kind of pussy fucker thats so bad it ends up in women like how high the moon. she's gay cause she hosed a dude like me once

two of the girls that ive hosed have died so thats approaching on 5% failure rate in the short term, but i only got autopsy pics one (the otherone was cancer, i dont think they did an autopsy)

a decent number of girls that ive hosed have been with women but im not sure if i can get a real mumber there because they all say theyre into that but who knows

# ? May 7, 2012 04:21

Meursault Horny: Sep 9, 2003

moonshine posted:

i was literally saved by the coast guard and a beer cooler in the gulf of mexico. i actually should have died, i fractured my skull. i was wasted, it was great

Was the boat ok

# ? May 7, 2012 04:22

moonshine: Dec 7, 2001; the holocaust literally never happened

Meursault Horny posted:

Was the boat ok

my friends boat sank the guatemalens boat was fine

# ? May 7, 2012 04:23

gobbles: Oct 15, 2005

sir u have brain damage and a cracked skull. you'll be eating out of a feeding tube and as a result of all the damage you can only post the word tane online over and over again. im fyad doctor.

gobble

# ? May 7, 2012 04:23

No Hephaestus: Aug 7, 2010; im fucking furious.

GangStalkedPapi69 posted:

sir u have brain damage and a cracked skull. you'll be eating out of a feeding tube and as a result of all the damage you can only post the word tane online over and over again. im fyad doctor.

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson

# ? May 7, 2012 04:24

moonshine: Dec 7, 2001; the holocaust literally never happened

i lost my wallet in the wreck too and that sucks because up to that point i was always like who the gently caress loses their wallet, loving idiot, but then i didnt realize that they may have been hit bow to bow in thengulf of mexico by guatemalan fishermen not obeying the right of way law on the high sea

# ? May 7, 2012 04:24

gobbles: Oct 15, 2005

moonshine posted:

i lost my wallet in the wreck too and that sucks because up to that point i was always like who the gently caress loses their wallet, loving idiot, but then i didnt realize that they may have been hit bow to bow in thengulf of mexico by guatemalan fishermen not obeying the right of way law on the high sea

fyad poster adheres to maritime law, is subsequently hit by third world ignorant guatemales

gobble

# ? May 7, 2012 04:27

why the ____ ____: Feb 22, 2001

dude why did you have you wallet on you instyead of in the, you know, boat glovebox. yeah i,m getting in the ocean and having my whole wallet on me

# ? May 7, 2012 04:27

moonshine: Dec 7, 2001; the holocaust literally never happened

San Jose Shart posted:

dude why did you have you wallet on you instyead of in the, you know, boat glovebox. yeah i,m getting in the ocean and having my whole wallet on me

idiot i was saved the boat sank where do u think my wallet keys and cellphone were. idiot bitch fucker

# ? May 7, 2012 04:28

HOW HIGH THE MOON: Aug 26, 2007

i lost my glasses tubin down a river once. i didn't almost die but half a bottle of tequila and 101 degree weather made me want to

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# ? May 7, 2012 04:29

here comes cask: Jul 7, 2003

moonshine posted:

idiot i was saved the boat sank where do u think my wallet keys and cellphone were. idiot bitch fucker

anus. i can put that wallet keys and cellphone in my anus

# ? May 7, 2012 04:29

HOW HIGH THE MOON: Aug 26, 2007

also i saw a snake, in the water.

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# ? May 7, 2012 04:29

anime: Feb 21, 2003

what kind of gay rear end nigga doesnt have a wallet chain

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# ? May 7, 2012 04:29

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# ? May 7, 2012 04:29

why the ____ ____: Feb 22, 2001

yeah ill just ignore that and continue with my own narrative

halp, halp, im drowning!! --idiot friend of the family moonshine, who is now black and trapped in a tar baby ball in the gulf

# ? May 7, 2012 04:29

Ruddha: Jan 21, 2006; ^{_{voted #1 most fuckable}}

Horrendous Hog posted:

what kind of gay rear end nigga doesnt have a wallet chain

came here to post THIS. for god sake

# ? May 7, 2012 04:30

Davelord Cheeto: Jul 8, 2003

http://jimshole.referata.com/wiki/Main_Page

# ? May 7, 2012 04:30

Ruddha: Jan 21, 2006; ^{_{voted #1 most fuckable}}

This Hole Moisture Stuff is getting out of hand.

# ? May 7, 2012 04:31

Bunny Cuddlin: Dec 12, 2004

the closest i came to dying was after high school graduation when i drank a bottle of soco and a bottle of goldschlager and i was vomiting off the back porch and the cops busted the party and one got on his radio like "this one is pale and clammy i think we need to get EMS" but i said no, no, i always look like this, im fine, call my parents

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# ? May 7, 2012 04:31

gobbles: Oct 15, 2005

Dinosaur Jerk posted:

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docevil and i built a pilot for adult swim based on these materials and we are hoping it gets picked up!!! wish us luck.

gobble

# ? May 7, 2012 04:32

moonshine: Dec 7, 2001; the holocaust literally never happened

San Jose Shart posted:

yeah ill just ignore that and continue with my own narrative

halp, halp, im drowning!! --idiot friend of the family moonshine, who is now black and trapped in a tar baby ball in the gulf

having things to live for may be foreign but you should have some goddamned empathy

# ? May 7, 2012 04:33

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003

Ruder posted:

This Hole Moisture Stuff is getting out of hand.

it's the weird baby dick that is moist, the hole is totally destroyed

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# ? May 7, 2012 04:59

-B l a z e i n g-: May 11, 2010

Chemtrail Clem posted:

tane

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# ? May 7, 2012 05:00

why the ____ ____: Feb 22, 2001

moonshine posted:

having things to live for may be foreign but you should have some goddamned empathy

i do, im sorry you got hit by a boatful of wogs

# ? May 7, 2012 15:42

Davelord Cheeto: Jul 8, 2003

Dinosaur Jerk posted:

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# ? May 7, 2012 15:49

The Balance Niggy: May 11, 2001; tane wave

moonshine posted:

true, but you go to bed every night alone in some hosed up house that youre underwater on, drive every morning to work in some welded up datsun truck, maybe hit up some bar and drink some cheap beer, check out the sports score, throw a few lines at some desperate bank of america teller, then go home and you can close your eyes and go to sleep peacefully in skipfuck colorado with youre nearly 40 year old life. i love you man but i certainly dont get how you do it

boulder is really nice if youre not as fat as you are and leave the house fyi lol

# ? May 7, 2012 16:02

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sneezle: Mar 14, 2012

Gigantic Slut Man posted:

the closest i came to dying was after high school graduation when i drank a bottle of soco and a bottle of goldschlager and i was vomiting off the back porch and the cops busted the party and one got on his radio like "this one is pale and clammy i think we need to get EMS" but i said no, no, i always look like this, im fine, call my parents

lol

# ? May 7, 2012 16:05

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