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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/05/octom...gerie-pictures/ "OctoMom's first day as a self-serving porn star is in the can ... so to speak. TMZ has learned ... Nadya Suleman completed her first day of XXX shooting at a porn mansion in the San Fernando Valley on Thursday ... and we're told things couldn't have gone better!!! We're told Octo appeared nervous when she arrived to the home ... but after chatting with some other porn stars who were at the house, she seemed to calm down. Before the shoot, producers decided it would be a good idea to screen some porno flicks for Octo as an educational tool ... so to speak. But when it was time for Octo to get down to business ... with herself ... one source on the set tells us "She was a natural ... she looked great!!" Hopefully Octo has a good babysitter -- 'cause she's due back on the set next week." I need a bucket to throw up in 
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Came hoping for another John and Kate scandal, left disappointed.
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I'm hard
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| # ? May 8, 2012 01:20 |
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You seem upset. She looks better than many women in the USA, who are obese. Perhaps you don't like her Middle Eastern looks?
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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This doesn't shock or disturb me at all. I won't be watching it, and honestly, after seeing China Doll's penis clit years ago, I am immune to pretty much any new fangled nasty porn out there.
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I've managed to find a sneak peek of the scene
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Eight kids, huh? So, how distended is it?
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Richie posted:I've managed to find a sneak peek of the scene Stay tuned for other headlines and jokes stolen directly from other (unfunny) places.
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Death to celebrity/tabloid news.
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Richie posted:I need a bucket to throw up in Why are you sick? If you've been watching porn you've
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MeLKoR posted:Why are you sick? If you've been watching porn you've ...not all of us are watching that particular kind of porn.
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"She's a natural!" *Links article to a slideshow of painfully awkward photos.* Oh wait, nevermind, the last one in which she's sitting and in the extreme right of the shot isn't too awkward. Just dumb as poo poo.
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Saint Darwin posted:...not all of us are watching that particular kind of porn. But all of us have seen goatse.
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Every time I manage to forget about Goatse someone has to remind me. As for the Octoporn, I'm sure I'll watch it at least once.
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horseblow.avi posted:But all of us have seen goatse. I haven't can you please link tia
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I thought that just a year ago she was absolutely adamant that she would not resort to doing porn. I guess the sponsorship money must be running low.
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I'd definitely watch it. For scientific purposes.
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I'm in for when she starts doing feature dancing.
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Isn't she declaring bankruptcy? I guess the government aren't the only ones 'seizing her assets'. 
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I thought that just a year ago she was absolutely adamant that she would not resort to doing porn. I guess the sponsorship money must be running low. There was something about her filing for bankruptcy a few days ago.
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I would watch her do a gangbang porn. Octomom starring in Octobang.
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Richie posted:There was something about her filing for bankruptcy a few days ago. Perhaps she should stop diarrhoea-making GBS threads out kids then.
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I'll watch it out of morbid curiosity. Like watching a car crash.
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Richie posted:I've managed to find a sneak peek of the scene You realize she had a c-section right? I feel pretty sorry for her. She has gone on live TV admitting she was sorta crazy when her octuplets were conceived. Now she has no job or means to support herself, and has to resort to selling herself. 
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This came to mind.
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I don't want to watch this. But I most likely will anyway, just so I can discuss it later.
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Sirotan posted:You realize she had a c-section right? I feel pretty sorry for her. She has gone on live TV admitting she was sorta crazy when her octuplets were conceived. Now she has no job or means to support herself, and has to resort to selling herself. No, we're not as strangely informed about her personal life as you
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I had a joke and google image searched for octopus porn but now I just feel sick.
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She had an interview a few weeks ago where she discussed the idea of doing porn, but wouldn't let anyone touch her. Here it is: http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/30/showb...?iref=allsearch
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Wow it's like the ultimate milf 14 times over
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935 posted:I had a joke and google image searched for octopus porn but now I just feel sick. Octopus porn featuring a human having sex with an octopus sounds horrifying, but octopus porn featuring two octopi might be kind of cute.
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karl fungus posted:Eight kids, huh? So, how distended is it? At once. 14 total.  She's on welfare and receiving food stamps, in chapter 7 to discharge over $500k in debt, her house is in foreclosure and she spent $520 on her hair this month. She is really a disgusting, selfish human being.
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Did anyone else think from the title that this was going to be a porno featuring an octopus who is also a mom? It took me a while to figure out that there was no octopus or some eight legged lady involved.
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Saint Darwin posted:No, we're not as strangely informed about her personal life as you You're pretty dumb if you think any woman with multiples is having a natural birth, hope that helps. Edit: I guess I should say "a majority" before I'm accused again of knowing too much about child birth. 
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You mean the babies don't all line up single file and exit the womb in an orderly fashion?
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A porn mansion? Enlighten me of this, a giant house of porn.
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Three Olives posted:At once. 14 total. Goddamn it's like the world's biggest, veiniest eggshell Zetsubou posted:Did anyone else think from the title that this was going to be a porno featuring an octopus who is also a mom? It took me a while to figure out that there was no octopus or some eight legged lady involved. I thought this was going to be a weird erotic parody of OctoDad
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Paint-Drinking Pete posted:Octopus porn featuring a human having sex with an octopus sounds horrifying I think you mean  'sounds Japanese.'
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Paint-Drinking Pete posted:You mean the babies don't all line up single file and exit the womb in an orderly fashion? Only if they're British.
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StevenM posted:Goddamn it's like the world's biggest, veiniest eggshell
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