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FORT WALTON BEACH — A 29-year-old woman become "irate" with her husband while making Jell-O. The woman and her husband were in the kitchen making the dessert when the man began looking for a bowl under the sink. While he was looking, the woman said there were no more bowls, but the man continued to look for a large bowl. When he would not stop looking, the woman became irate and slapped him in the head multiple times. Both admitted to drinking prior to the incident. Read more: http://www.nwfdailynews.com/article...l#ixzz1uFSSBDSx In this day and age, when jello is easy to get let us take a time out to see the origins of jello. Gelatin, a protein produced from collagen extracted from the boiled bones, connective tissues, and intestines of animals, has been well-known and used for many years. It was popularized in the Victorian era with spectacular and complex "jelly moulds". Gelatin was sold in sheets and had to be purified, which was very time-consuming. It also made gelatin desserts the province of the relatively well-to-do. In 1845, industrialist Peter Cooper. (who built the first American steam-powered locomotive, the Tom Thumb), obtained a patent (US Patent 4084) for powdered gelatin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bYIow9pc6M So now that we see what jello is made from, it is really worth fighting for? Would the world end , if say jello didn't exist? Boil up some bones and entrails, report what you find here. Also, do not drink and make jello. You can, but bad things happen.
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:16 |
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| # ? May 22, 2013 16:45 |
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Did they have kids? If only he had one weird tip from a mom on finding bowls for Jell-O, I feel as though this whole terrible altercation could have been avoided.
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:18 |
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How is this news? I feel like this situation happens multiple times every hour. Hell, It's happening right now. Right now, someone is getting slapped over a jell-o related incident, believe it.
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:19 |
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What about Jell-O shots? Still a bad idea?
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:20 |
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First and foremost why is this news. Second this basically happens whenever my girlfriend and I try to do anything in the kitchen. drat it, I swear the can opener is back here...
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:20 |
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Jello is for infidels, as it contains pork. Please stop eating Jello.
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:21 |
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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From the front page of the same site: Woman rips man's shirt, tries to smash window with cell phone, lawmen say quote:Once there, the deputy was told by the apparent victim, a man, that his girlfriend came into his yard, started screaming at him, then grabbed his shirt. When she grabbed the shirt, she ripped it.  Is this like a website for old people to read the "news" without getting scared or something?
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:24 |
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I'm really tired of all these news stories that cover international politics or Wall Street or celebrities. I'm not an investment broker, famous or a diplomat. I do, however, own bowls. This is really refreshing to read, and I hope that this just foreshadows the future of journalism.
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:28 |
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Jell-o is partially to blame for this, yes. Also to blame? Bill Cosby. He's been shelling this for years, destroying marriages, causing violence to break out between people who care for each other. All while wearing his famous vests.
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:28 |
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Only four people stood for a national anthem.
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:28 |
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Man reads inane news story, thinks about buying some Jell-O.
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:29 |
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America really doesn't have large bowls anymore. What a sad state of affairs.
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:29 |
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MoonTuna posted:America really doesn't have large bowls anymore. What a sad state of affairs. drat service sector economy.
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:31 |
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A world where these were the biggest news events would be pretty awesome to live in. 
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:32 |
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So sick of this goons.txt. I am a victim of jell-o related violence. I was making raspberry at the time. Tell me I deserved it. I dare you.
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:32 |
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Torka posted:A world where these were the biggest news events would be pretty awesome to live in. A world with no bowls for Jello is not a world I want to live in.
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:33 |
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Welcome to Northwest Florida, I used to live right outside of Fort Walton Beach, its pretty loving boring. There isn't even a nice beach in Fort Walton, blah.
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:35 |
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Any container of any size would have worked. There is always room for Jell-O.Dolphin posted:Only four people stood for a national anthem.
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:36 |
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MoonTuna posted:In 1845, industrialist Peter Cooper. We all know that in 1845, industrialist Peter Cooper, but what does it really mean to you?
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:40 |
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She probably should have torn his pathetic dick off and slashed him from his chin to his sloppy, dripping dickhole with a machete. He could have retaliated by fingering her disgusting snatch and spitting into her open, eager mouth -- she'd become receptive because of her dominant act biologically dictating a need for reciprocation. edit: Dickhole. Sorry goons.
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:40 |
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An Enormous Boner posted:She probably should have torn his pathetic dick off and slashed him from his chin to his sloppy, dripping dickhole with a machete. He could have retaliated by fingering her disgusting snatch and spitting into her open, eager mouth -- she'd become receptive because of her dominant act biologically dictating a need for reciprocation. Well are you going to finish or just leave me here nursing a half chub for the rest of the night?
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| # ? May 8, 2012 04:46 |
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| # ? May 22, 2013 16:45 |
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~crazy stories~
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