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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Nybble posted:

Dr Egghead (Whatever happened to Robotnik?)

Doctor Eggman is less "oh no the russians" than Robotnik.

I liked that trailer personally.

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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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It's an episode of the Twilight Zone, "A World Of His Own".

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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I don't get it.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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I saw Jurassic Park in theaters at 6 years old. :colbert:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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When he's flipping through the cards there's a couple extra frames on the 7 of diamonds than any of the others. The 7 of diamonds is shown clearly and distinctly compared to all the others which are blurry, so it's the one your brain picks out.

Peanut President fucked around with this message at 18:34 on May 10, 2013

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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The fact they showed the dragon is mostly for people like my mom who were super pissed at the end of the first movie because "where's the loving dragon" (not her actual words).

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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muscles like this? posted:

Also the whole drat movie in a trailer and Gary Oldman sounds like he's doing an impression of Tom Wilkinson.

Sounded like a Michael Caine impersonation to me. Bruce Willis doing his best Vince McMahon the other way. What an odd movie.

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Red_Museum posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a96ELbUeHA

Airbag chair got a laugh from me. Rose Byrne using her real accent?

"Why are you dressed up as Robert de Niro?"
Guy dressed as Robert de Niro in Taxi Driver: "You talkin to me?"

Have to admit, that made me laugh.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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I've only heard talking during a movie once, and those folks got yelled at for it.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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I'm sorry but that trailer looks great. It looks like a serious car movie instead of Fast and the Furious. I guess that's why people aren't liking it?

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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bullet3 posted:

No, its that the serious-ness is laughable. I actually think a dark gritty 70s style car-chase movie would be a refreshing way to go and would seperate Need For Speed from the Fast & Furious movies, it just looks like what a 13 year old thinks is dark and gritty. Aaron Paul can't make that voice-over work, sorry.

I don't know who Aaron Paul is but he seemed okay. It's not a AAA Blockbuster #1 Movie of the Year but it doesn't look bad.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Alehkhs posted:

I'm less inclined to with kiimo apparently getting some fallout from recent WB trailer leaks and whatnot. If he says he doesn't give a poo poo, I'll post a link.


But I will give you a poster:


You might want to rehost that before you get in trouble and also because 4chan doesn't allow hotlinking.

Peanut President fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Oct 12, 2013

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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The kiss-rear end reporter is way worse than Mayor Ebert.

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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When I saw that I thought it was a hint that the upload was botched or something.

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Febreeze posted:

Teaser Trailer for Into the Storm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_kj8EKhV3w

NATURE SMASH

Since when do Syfy Originals get trailers?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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justlikedunkirk posted:

You're making a lot of assumptions here. It's probably best to wait and see the film (and that scene in its proper context) before saying anything.

It looks funny, it got raves at Sundance and I honestly can't wait to see it.

What assumptions? It's a ticket seller getting yelled at by a mob because they didn't like the movie. There's nothing to assume.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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So when's the remake of Debbie Does Dallas?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Yoshifan823 posted:

Man, where in Exodus did it say anything about alligators?

Nowhere. Crocodiles on the other hand...

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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mind the walrus posted:

And this isn't just an electrified re-telling of the first movie.......... how?

It literally sounds like the exact same plot aside from an increased body count and more mechanical whatsits and dinosaur types that could be involved. I'm willing to let the movie surprise me but I seriously don't see how Jurassic World is anything more than a nostalgia grab based on the (limited) amount of material released on it.

There are two ways to do Jurassic Park: Malfunctioning theme park -OR- Wilderness survival. They've done the Lost World twice, why not redo the original?

edit: Every single Godzilla movie is just a retelling
Every single Comic Book movie is just a retelling
Every single Romantic Comedy movie is just a retelling

who cares?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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The MSJ posted:

We will all feel better once the new Furious 7 trailer arrives this Friday/weekend.

While we wait, here is a trailer for a horror movie that takes place on webcam. Not that one, another one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQfjW0DLDr0

Man that looks so silly that it'll be fun. Still laughing at the ghost making the dude stick his face into a blender

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Hollismason posted:

The Red Band trailer for SPY with Melissa McCarthy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zc3KTQJvK4


Sorry, I love Melissa McCarthy. I'm so hoping for a sequel to The Heat.

Jason Statham parodying Jason Statham. I'm down.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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DivisionPost posted:

Trainwreck - New Judd Apatow romantic comedy starring Amy Schumer and Bill Hader.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSr0CJvFk6w

John Cena out of nowhere.

ed: Also Lebron James??

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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The MSJ posted:

A movie where the main threat cannot be handled with a Rock Bottom or People's Elbow. How will The Rock get out of this?

After California breaks off and floats out to sea, the Rock, with his natural charisma, rises to become a leader. Unfortunately, power takes its toll and the Nation of California becomes an orwellian hell, bent on domination.

Peanut President fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Mar 11, 2015

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Dillbag posted:

So a Nation of Domination?

No idea where you're getting that from...

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Someone's finally adapting that episode of ATHF into a horror movie.

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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I thought I saw Nathan Jones in there and sure enough, as a guy with the best name: Rictus Erectus.

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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PaganGoatPants posted:

MAZE RUNNER Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-44_igsZtgU

I kinda liked the first movie. :kiddo:

Petyr Baelish but with an american accent is really weird to me.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Is the movie really tinted green that hard or is it just the trailer?

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Hat Thoughts posted:

What does Goosebumps look like?

Really terrible 90s as gently caress garbage. I say that as someone who liked it as a kid.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Deakul posted:

Welp, no reason to go see the movie now since that trailer seemingly spoiled everything.
As per usual these days.

If that trailer spoiled the fact that James Bond fucks women, shoots people, and has to fight some globe trotting supervillain; then you should probably have your memory checked, because that's literally every single one of them.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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I don't know if using the voice from that dumb astronaut game improves it or not. Like I know it's supposed to be Hawking but I'm 99% sure it's the astronauts.

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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I kept waiting for it to say "john MADDEN!"

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Hakkesshu posted:

I just remember watching the beginning of Westworld as a kid and being super disappointed that this cool future film turn into a loving western and then I never finished it.

I'm sure it's a good film but limiting it to that one setting always seemed odd to me.

"boy I really was excited for Jurassic Park until I found out it had dinosaurs in it, where's my 20 foot long killer trilobites SPIELBERG"

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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BlueBayou posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcgJRQWxKnw


I mean... I guess i like the bear necessities whistling at the end

Why is the snake a girl?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Lady Naga posted:

Snake girls own.

I think you might be biased.

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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I said come in! posted:

I thought it was confirmed Bill Murray plays the bear who's name escapes me right now. Idra Elbis I assume is voicing the panther, that is totally a fitting role for him.

Elba is the tiger, according to wikipedia. Kingsley is the panther.

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Asiina posted:

What's the joke then, since that's all I saw and it was terrible.

You want pizza but we only have tacos because it's HELL.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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mr.capps posted:

something awful is a comedy website not because we are funny but because we enjoy cutting into the insides of jokes like some sort of graces antatonmy

Something awful is a comedy website because people on this site don't get jokes which is in itself hilarious.

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Lady Naga posted:

"Modern thing in olde tymes" is a pretty standard joke for awful comedy, they'll think of something.

Blazing Saddles is good you fucker.

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Alehkhs posted:

Someone had better inform the Multiverse Authority.

The Sound and the Fury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs6rYmlP2oM

I really thought this was a joke until I saw the wikipedia article for it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sound_and_the_Fury_(2014_film)

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