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steve1 posted:

Ah, I remember my last day there before the big send-off. Picked a random hajj off the street, he was lugging straw or some poo poo (fag), pistol whipped him and jacked his wallet. I barked "What's the frequency, Khalil?" whilst beating him, pretty clever, I was full of adrenaline (knew I had a wicked BJ waiting for me when I got home). Sometimes my wife gives me an eerie look, like I'm a stranger or like i have lobsters growing out of my head, haha. She sleeps on the couch now and says I'm a shell of a man, but she's just permanently on the rag anyway, worthless bitch. I've told her to get in line and supprot me, I fought for her freedom and if she doesent like it well then she can answer to my angry face & my fists. It's tough being a hero.

-B l a z e i n g-

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# ? May 10, 2012 16:46

I thought for a moment about that sick headshot I got in Dandhar Pass, and then continued performing cunnilingus.

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# ? May 10, 2012 17:10

blazeing w hitler posted:

I thought for a moment about that sick headshot I got in Dandhar Pass, and then continued performing cunnilingus.

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# ? May 10, 2012 17:15

Dinosaur Jerk posted:

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# ? May 10, 2012 17:15

blazeing w hitler posted:

I thought for a moment about that sick headshot I got in Dandhar Pass, and then continued performing cunnilingus.

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# ? May 10, 2012 17:15

iCe-CuBe. posted:

hey man, i noticed you post a lot about GOT. would like to chat with you about it, PM me please

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# ? May 10, 2012 17:24

steve1 posted:

Well I for one cant wait til i get older and i can join the army & shoot cool guns...As video games get more advance I only become more detached from our shittey Whole Foods life here in the US. Gotta grow up, pull myself up by the bootstraps & make this world a better place while I improve my own sitch. My life has begun to lose meaning. Want 2 travel the world. Drive an armored vehic, pick off Osama from an Apache maybe. Wanna kill myself. Would love 2 dip into the 85 degree waters of the Persian Gulf & experience the serenity I have sought for so long. I cannot focus on a single task anymore. The only thing that calms my Strobe Light Brain is the nurturing digital comfort of the AR-15 scope. I have played fps games my entire life & autistic btw.

my bitter bi rival

# ? May 10, 2012 17:26

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# ? May 10, 2012 17:26

Portland enjoyable human being posted:

hey man, i noticed you post a lot about GOT. would like to chat with you about it, PM me please

wtf I'm a GOT goon too although I'm not caught up on the whole season on HBO yet

corsair

# ? May 10, 2012 17:31

Shooting people is fun, but have you tried shooting people with the absolute certainty that the second you walked out the door to leave for deployment your wife phoned up thousands of niggers to come gently caress her in the back of your mind? Army Strong

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# ? May 10, 2012 17:37

Anime Cumshot posted:

Shooting people is fun, but have you tried shooting people with the absolute certainty that the second you walked out the door to leave for deployment your wife phoned up thousands of niggers to come gently caress her in the back of your mind? Army Strong

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# ? May 10, 2012 17:38

corsair posted:

wtf I'm a GOT goon too although I'm not caught up on the whole season on HBO yet

if you ever want to chat/have any questions, etc, you can PM me too, but let's keep it out of this great thread

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# ? May 10, 2012 17:39

Portland enjoyable human being posted:

if you ever want to chat/have any questions, etc, you can PM me too, but let's keep it out of this great thread

have any questions? I've read all the books

corsair

# ? May 10, 2012 17:41

corsair posted:

have any questions? I've read all the books

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# ? May 10, 2012 17:42

blazeing w hitler posted:

I thought for a moment about that sick headshot I got in Dandhar Pass, and then continued performing cunnilingus.

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# ? May 10, 2012 17:43

Dinosaur Jerk posted:

i told this pashto ok kid now say epic bi dad orb. ahahaha. good job pashto sheep kid, you've mastered the fyad memes. THEn i ordered him to get blown up by a drone mardoron warfare 3: black operations 2 style and i sai d sorry kid that's life, you got trolled like a pile of eggs, fyad bith. then i got a medals and a horerable mention by president and so on

im fucking furious.
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# ? May 10, 2012 17:43

steve1 posted:

Ah, I remember my last day there before the big send-off. Picked a random hajj off the street, he was lugging straw or some poo poo (fag), pistol whipped him and jacked his wallet. I barked "What's the frequency, Khalil?" whilst beating him, pretty clever, I was full of adrenaline (knew I had a wicked BJ waiting for me when I got home). Sometimes my wife gives me an eerie look, like I'm a stranger or like i have lobsters growing out of my head, haha. She sleeps on the couch now and says I'm a shell of a man, but she's just permanently on the rag anyway, worthless bitch. I've told her to get in line and supprot me, I fought for her freedom and if she doesent like it well then she can answer to my angry face & my fists. It's tough being a hero.

im fucking furious.
No Hephaestus

# ? May 10, 2012 17:44

Anime Cumshot posted:

Shooting people is fun, but have you tried shooting people with the absolute certainty that the second you walked out the door to leave for deployment your wife phoned up thousands of niggers to come gently caress her in the back of your mind? Army Strong

-B l a z e i n g-

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# ? May 10, 2012 18:00

New GOP bill would allow Robert Bales to be nominated for the purple heart

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# ? May 10, 2012 18:14

blazeing w hitler posted:

I thought for a moment about that sick headshot I got in Dandhar Pass, and then continued performing cunnilingus.

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# ? May 10, 2012 19:04

blazeing w hitler posted:

I thought for a moment about that sick headshot I got in Dandhar Pass, and then continued performing cunnilingus.

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# ? May 10, 2012 19:10

new darpa exoskeleton project allows troops to perform sick bunnyhops whilst headshotting

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# ? May 10, 2012 19:17

the taliban has released a new video calling all marine recon snipers "AWPing camping no skill faggots", also all americans as enemies to allah

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# ? May 10, 2012 19:24

[laughs into muff, lifts up head to speak] Oh nothing honey, just the unbelievable amount of blood the body can squirt out, and the funny sounds ppl make when you shoot them," [going back down now]

-B l a z e i n g-

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# ? May 10, 2012 19:25

blazeing w hitler posted:

[laughs into muff, lifts up head to speak] Oh nothing honey, just the unbelievable amount of blood the body can squirt out, and the funny sounds ppl make when you shoot them," [going back down now]

lmao

im fucking furious.
No Hephaestus

# ? May 10, 2012 19:26

steve1 posted:

Ah, I remember my last day there before the big send-off. Picked a random hajj off the street, he was lugging straw or some poo poo (fag), pistol whipped him and jacked his wallet. I barked "What's the frequency, Khalil?" whilst beating him, pretty clever, I was full of adrenaline (knew I had a wicked BJ waiting for me when I got home). Sometimes my wife gives me an eerie look, like I'm a stranger or like i have lobsters growing out of my head, haha. She sleeps on the couch now and says I'm a shell of a man, but she's just permanently on the rag anyway, worthless bitch. I've told her to get in line and supprot me, I fought for her freedom and if she doesent like it well then she can answer to my angry face & my fists. It's tough being a hero.

oaok

# ? May 10, 2012 19:28

"Fools... you will never escape your past. Give in to the darkness" I say in a cool way, my cape whipping in the wind as I pistolwhip the cowering afghan again and again

halleys comet

# ? May 10, 2012 19:33

God drat you Walter! You fuckin' rear end in a top hat! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that poo poo about Vietnam? What the gently caress, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the gently caress are you talking about?

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# ? May 10, 2012 19:34

Portland enjoyable human being posted:

gently caress the troops they are lovely fags

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# ? May 10, 2012 19:38

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# ? May 10, 2012 19:47

The President today announced a radical shift in policy and procedure affecting the military's elite special forces warriors. The SOCOM community's snipers and dedicated marksmen are now to be trained in a technique known to gamers worldwide as "quickscoping." Responding to accusations made in a pamphlet campaign by Al-Qaeda insurgents throughout Iraq and Afghanistan that U.S. troops were "loving noskill campers" who "rely on killstreaks and gay OP poo poo like the Trophy system," the reforms have already taken place. The number of career-ending eye injuries at Ft. Bragg's sniper school has skyrocketed as a result, and inside sources confirm that the Department of Defense has placed an order for 100,000 pairs of Gunnar premium gaming eyeglasses in response.

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# ? May 10, 2012 20:23

Tainaka Ritsu posted:

God drat you Walter! You fuckin' rear end in a top hat! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that poo poo about Vietnam? What the gently caress, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the gently caress are you talking about?

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# ? May 10, 2012 20:28

Dinosaur Jerk posted:

the army needs to stop leaving spent munitions all over okinawa + raping all the okinawan girls, because then they're like, ewww, you gaijin rapisst and i asay plez no, i'm just a fat 32 year old virgin in a j-list brand "looking for a japanese girlfirned " tshirt. pleez you must understand

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# ? May 10, 2012 20:31

What are your most satisfying kills to get? Those kills that make you laugh or cheer or say to yourself "awesummm!". Mine are as follows (no particular order):

- Getting a double kill with a single Model 1887 blast.

- Getting a kill with an Airdrop Trap after fooling an child into thinking it's a legit food package (even better when you net a double kill or higher).

- Getting a triple kill with the XM25 (I've done this a few times now).

- Throwing a knife a fair distance in the rough direction of an enemy and netting a kill.

- Spraying a wall with my PKP, killing a child on the other side.

- Spraying a vehicle with PKP fire, causing it to explode and killing nearby enemies.

- Riot Shield melee kills. Satisfying every time!

Weed Death

# ? May 10, 2012 20:43

Weed Death posted:

What are your most satisfying kills to get? Those kills that make you laugh or cheer or say to yourself "awesummm!". Mine are as follows (no particular order):

- Getting a double kill with a single Model 1887 blast.

- Getting a kill with an Airdrop Trap after fooling an child into thinking it's a legit food package (even better when you net a double kill or higher).

- Getting a triple kill with the XM25 (I've done this a few times now).

- Throwing a knife a fair distance in the rough direction of an enemy and netting a kill.

- Spraying a wall with my PKP, killing a child on the other side.

- Spraying a vehicle with PKP fire, causing it to explode and killing nearby enemies.

- Riot Shield melee kills. Satisfying every time!

nice actual post that someone made

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# ? May 10, 2012 20:45

Obama Limits Ability To Call In Airstrikes To Troops With Proof They Have Killed 5, 7 or 9 Enemy Combatants In The Same Day

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# ? May 10, 2012 20:51

Anime Cumshot posted:

Obama Limits Ability To Call In Airstrikes To Troops With Proof They Have Killed 5, 7 or 9 Enemy Combatants In The Same Day

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# ? May 10, 2012 21:25

not possible to pirate files on the lovely computers here, but i paid some cash and loaded my android with rifftrax files. doesnt always sync good with killing ragheads, but hearing mike and the bots laughing at the action on my earbuds, poo poo keeps me sane.

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# ? May 10, 2012 21:45

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# ? May 23, 2013 20:42

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