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The best part is getting caught red handed with a EMAG, and trying to explain to the Sec why I am totally not the traitor, and im being framed. They never listen 
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Is there a good way to view the centcom intercept message when you're the AI? I can get the terminal to print the message out, but I can't read the result, since it's nowhere near a camera.
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| # ? May 19, 2012 23:19 |
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IShallRiseAgain posted:We don't want creepy fucks like you. Wow, look at you taking SS13 all serious like. After all, don't want me creeping out all the 15 year old pubbies who are actually 30-something manchildren. Prokhor posted:my favorite time period was when you couldnt say anything racial or homophobic but you had a muslim chaplain spawning with a suicide vest, eating faggots gave you the gay disease, and jewish rabbis started with space cash I would empty quote the gently caress outta this for how very true it is. Can SS13 still be fun?
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IShallRiseAgain posted:We don't want creepy fucks like you. You actually think he was serious? How does it feel not having any sense of light heartedness or sarcasm?
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| # ? May 19, 2012 23:26 |
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After having read about this game, having glanced in these SS13 threads and the Griefing thread a few times, and telling myself "boy I'd love to try this", I finally manned up and gave it a shot. My first round I was a grey shirt, and tried to get money from the ATM so I could get smokes. I didn't know my pin so I just went exploring instead. I got run over by a guy on some device and a priest healed me. Afterwards I went to the bar, threw some glasses around and left. After some more exploring I went back into the bar and the bartender was waiting for me and beaned me with a glass, temporarily knocking me out. It was all in good fun though so I got hammered and spent the rest of the round being a dumbass asking for help, where am I, and not seeing where I was going. Being blindingly drunk isn't very fun it turns out. The next round I decided to be a janitor, and after needlessly mopping some floors to make people trip I put up a sign and wandered around. I went to the bar and the tender was dead, so I mopped up his bloody mess and took his revolver, figuring from what I'd read having some weapon would be handy for self-defense. After a while some guy with a horsehead stole my mop bucket and I chased him but he got away. I went to medbay next, and saw a monkey and immediately searched for a way to kill it, because monkeys aren't people so I thought I could get away with it. I whip out my revolver but either it was really all along just a party trick or I was misusing it, but it turns out whatever I was doing with it was really playing Russian roulette. Not knowing how I might use it to shoot people who weren't me, but picking up after a few turns of the chamber that I was attempting to shoot myself, I decided to wait for somebody to come along and then I shot myself in the head in front of them. Somehow I didn't blow my brains completely out so I woke up after a while, at which point I attempted to use my mop, handheld bucket, then a fire extinguisher to beat the monkey. Security intervened and after subduing me and taking away my fire extinguisher I got some medical type person to chuck me in the cryochamber to heal me, at which point I decided to be a good boy but the round was almost over. This game is great 
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Yeah, the russian revolver is just for people that want to suicide in a bit more spectacular fashion. It's not even a good melee weapon.
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| # ? May 20, 2012 04:37 |
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Pornographic Memory posted:This game is great You're going to be a great player. Reach for the stars.
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| # ? May 20, 2012 04:41 |
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No don't. There's no air out there.
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| # ? May 20, 2012 04:44 |
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SpazmasterX posted:Yeah, the russian revolver is just for people that want to suicide in a bit more spectacular fashion. It's not even a good melee weapon. Bah, using a shard of broken glass to slit your own throat is way cooler than the revolver anyway.
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Unhappy Meal posted:Bah, using a shard of broken glass to slit your own throat is way cooler than the revolver anyway. Now how do you do that?
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Unhappy Meal posted:Bah, using a shard of broken glass to slit your own throat is way cooler than the revolver anyway. Literally, or do mean hitting yourself until you collapse? EDIT: Space Station 13: Wait, how do I kill myself like that?
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Unhappy Meal posted:Bah, using a shard of broken glass to slit your own throat is way cooler than the revolver anyway. "The King in Yellow comes, his Tatters in flight! I beckon him with an offering of crimson!"
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Pornographic Memory posted:Now how do you do that? Wait until you learn how to do it without dying. Fountains of arterial gore. SS13.
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| # ? May 20, 2012 04:51 |
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Pornographic Memory posted:Now how do you do that?
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| # ? May 20, 2012 04:57 |
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I wont be happy until every item somehow has a unique suicide effect. "(Insert name here) places his head in the toolbox and slams the lid on it!" "(Insert name here) attempts to swallow the d20, choking to death!" "(Insert name here) eats the entire ice cream cone in one bite, dying of fatal brain freeze!" and so on.
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Popy posted:The best part is getting caught red handed with a EMAG, and trying to explain to the Sec why I am totally not the traitor, and im being framed. They never listen As sec if you play along with this poo poo then the crew or the captain kills you for colluding with traitors and if you arrest them for being obvious traitors then people whine becuase you're doing your job.
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| # ? May 20, 2012 05:54 |
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Who was the original coder that added in the 99 different fart emotes?
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| # ? May 20, 2012 08:17 |
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I don't know, but whoever they are, they're a goddamn hero.
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That;s what I was about to say. I forgot how many there were. Just had an awesome round where I managed to get a full access ID because the HoP left his ID in the ID machine. I proceeded to teleport to the bridge, and recall the shuttle. Then me and a co-conspirator decided to wall off the bridge from the outside(with the captains permission of course, The AI trapped him in his quarters and I rescued him). We were in the process of stating our demands to the hostage station when suddenly a lion wearing a space helmet appeared in the bridge and killed my buddy and the captain. I managed to grab the captains laser gun and kill the lion, but by the time I broke out of the bridge and called the shuttle, there was a zombie outbreak on the station. Pretty fun round.
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| # ? May 20, 2012 08:29 |
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Pookum posted:Who was the original coder that added in the 99 different fart emotes? Tiny Turtle! He's the man.
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| # ? May 20, 2012 12:21 |
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Infinite is going to add some more item suicides, such as stabbing yourself in the chest with the sabre or the glass slit thing. Please suggest some here in this thread. To prevent spamming, please put at least five ideas in your submission. Thanks!
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| # ? May 20, 2012 13:15 |
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OrangeSoda posted:I wont be happy until every item somehow has a unique suicide effect. Well, I know what I'm doing for the next half hour.
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- De-limb yourself with a chainsaw. (Not really sure how feasible this is in the engine.) Alternatively, shove it into your ribcage and gib violently. - Empty hands but with insulated gloves on. Electrocute yourself. - Wirecutters, any of the more sensitive bits. - Screwdriver. Good old to-the-eye trick, but without help! - Inhale the fire extinguisher. Gibs, Y/N? Or maybe a fatal block of ice.
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Orv posted:- De-limb yourself with a chainsaw. (Not really sure how feasible this is in the engine.) Alternatively, shove it into your ribcage and gib violently. Screwdriver already does that.
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- Bible - If not chaplain, get smote. If chaplain, ascend. - Syndicates and Stations manual (Or whatever the D&D book is called)- Rocks fall, you die. - Stun baton - stick in mouth to fry brain. - Toy sword - if this doesn't already do this, try to commit seppuku and fail. - Any wizard equipment - try to cast a strange spell, turn into a skeleton
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Goodfeila posted:The host of the wiki I believe, should be apparent from the context Hey buddy, the joke promised to be home by Christmas when I told it how much you missed it! I haven't stopped creating accounts all this time so I dunno why people thought I had abandoned it. I only ignored the ones full of spelling mitsakes and bad, grammar.
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Dauntasa posted:Screwdriver already does that. Oh, my bad! I haven't made a habit of killing myself in interesting ways. Playing the game wrong, I think. Instead, how about a dual-item suicide? Lighter and a can of welding fuel. E: Though I guess this is already possible, but messy. Orv fucked around with this message at May 20, 2012 around 14:22 |
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Okay, time for some stories: Whoops After a long break I started playing again a week ago and drew traitor relatively quickly. Since I was a botanist, I promptly abandoned my post and found a hiding place to spawn my delicious syndicate items. I got a red chainsaw and a detomatix cartridge (This cartridge plugs into your PDA and allows you to blow up other people's PDA's). However, I've never used one of those before, so I'm in the PDA menu and see two files "Bomb," and "Missile," I choose Bomb because that's what I want to do. It then says it's overloading the PDA. I panic and freeze, bad idea! The PDA blows up taking out a portion of the maintenance corridor and leaving me laying on the ground with the red chainsaw sitting on top of me. The detective sees me through the partially destroyed walls and comes in, picks up the chainsaw and starts beating my rear end. It took him a while since the chainsaw was turned off. Buffer Race 2000! This one takes place on donut station a while back when there was an interesting piece of equipment the janitor used to have called the floor buffer. What this did was allowed the janitor to drive around the station waxing all the floors behind him and make life hell for everyone else. I spawned as an electrician one round and made a bee-line for the janitor's closet. I got there before he got out so I shoved my way past him and scanned the floor buffer. Then ran back to my lab to work quietly. A few minutes later I had made a fleet of floor buffers in the electronics lab. I drive them out to the main hall way and wait for chaos to commence. Sure enough, within moments the machines are gone and nearly every floor is slippery with much agonizing over the radio. It got to the point where security was told to brig anyone riding a floor buffer. Needless to say that's how I spent the rest of the round since I took one of the machines myself.
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Mr.Bond posted:You actually think he was serious? How does it feel not having any sense of light heartedness or sarcasm? Our "no sexual creepiness (including surprise sex jokes)" rule is one of the least flexible. We don't allow it. Period. Ever.
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| # ? May 20, 2012 18:22 |
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Here, have some context-free screenshots:                                 Last, but certainly not least: 
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| # ? May 20, 2012 18:30 |
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atomicthumbs posted:I know this isn't an old screenshot but does anyone have any actual old screenshots of the game?
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| # ? May 20, 2012 18:53 |
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Here's a giant screenshot of a few maps ago. I know it's not the kind of old you're hoping for but here I was going to timg it but ehhhh it's really really big. Why have bombs been nerfed the gently caress out. Those radius' were accurate and having detonated multiple bombs last night I can say that they now only do damage in what was previously the fatal range.
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Prokhor posted:Why have bombs been nerfed the gently caress out. Those radius' were accurate and having detonated multiple bombs last night I can say that they now only do damage in what was previously the fatal range. Bombs haven't been changed codewise for ages. Are you sure?
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| # ? May 20, 2012 19:35 |
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DrMelon posted:Bombs haven't been changed codewise for ages. Are you sure? I can't state with 100% certainty I'm afraid, no. But from what I saw the bombs barely dented a hallway, let alone crippled it.
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| # ? May 20, 2012 19:37 |
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For the record, this game has better poo physics than Duke Nukem.
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| # ? May 20, 2012 20:24 |
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How do you use the AI VOX system? Do you just type the words?
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| # ? May 20, 2012 20:29 |
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Bedshaped posted:I know this isn't an old screenshot but does anyone have any actual old screenshots of the game? Behold!       
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| # ? May 20, 2012 20:42 |
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You're missing an airbridge screenshot  .
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| # ? May 20, 2012 20:49 |
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Gooses and Geeses posted:Infinite is going to add some more item suicides, such as stabbing yourself in the chest with the sabre or the glass slit thing. Any jumpsuit: You strangle yourself with it Port-a-brig/medbay remote: You set the pod to appear on you, telefragging yourself into gibs Hand Tele/Cargo tele: You point it into your ear and teleport a chunk of your brain out of your head (maybe making a piece of mystery meat appear at the tele destination it was set to) Any seed: You swallow it and it takes over your body, making you become whatever crop it was Gnome Chompski: You spear his hat through your chest Oxygen tank: You put the nozzle in your mouth and turn it on full blast, popping into gibs Plunger: You stick it on your face and suffocate Mice Everywhere fucked around with this message at May 20, 2012 around 21:11 |
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Supernorn posted:Oh man I miss the old plasma fires, and the old engine. It's really hard to even keep a fire going anymore, i've never seen the checkerboard floor pattern due to fire damage on the floor in ages.
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