All **ILLUMINATI** scripts NOW coming to an end were published BEFORE 2008

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Kyoon-: May 16, 2012; by angerbrat

All *** ILLUMINATI scripts NOW coming to an end (Collapse of Banks, Hillary Clinton, "Obama", etc) were published by LAST PROPHET BEFORE 2008

Collapse of Banks to confiscate savings and end pensions -
Begin here
http://bb.intrade.com/intradeForum/posts/list/2601.page

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# ? May 16, 2012 23:46

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# ? Jun 19, 2013 14:18

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 9, 2009; Half Dog.

Half Horse.

All Awesome.

Hey Kyoon, how y'doin? Still crazy? That's awesome.

One of these days you're gonna go protest somewhere, right? I'd love to see you in the news reel of a serious protest being absolutely bonkers.

E: VVVV As one of the people who's stories I loved so much before I registered, I hope you never change that avatar.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:47

Bruiser: Apr 3, 2007

Holy poo poo! Get into your bunker!

# ? May 16, 2012 23:48

spiralbrain: Jun 20, 2003

Obama is going to collapse?? Hillary Clinton I see that, but Obama?? Thats just craziness.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:48

Hot Sauce Batman: Oct 8, 2011

How high do you even have to BE to POST something like that ahaha messed up dude

# ? May 16, 2012 23:49

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; 2 MEGA 2 FAIL

So this is the "Kyoon" I've heard so much about.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:50

Alter Ego: Nov 7, 2005; Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!

Awesome, a Kyoon thread.

Tell us more about how all our politicians are clones of Kang and Kodos.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:50

.dazedandconfused..: Jan 5, 2006; Once upon a time Blubberkopf made me even more confused....

OK, sure.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:50

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

KYOON! Long time no see.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:51

Youth with a Skull: Aug 15, 2004; They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty

Pack it up guys, this clearly explains HILLARY CLINTON.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:52

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; 2 MEGA 2 FAIL

Reopen the P/C forum, make Kyoon P/C only and a moderator.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:52

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; Pew pew pew

Why is "Obama" in quotes like that when nobody else gets the same treatment.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:52

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 9, 2009; Half Dog.

Half Horse.

All Awesome.

Gazpacho posted:

Reopen the P/C forum, make Kyoon P/C only and a moderator.

Make Kyoon the only P/C moderator, too.

God that'd be like christmas.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:52

Kyoon-: May 16, 2012; by angerbrat

Gazpacho posted:

Reopen the P/C forum, make Kyoon P/C only and a moderator.

I did see that forum was open but I cannot post there

# ? May 16, 2012 23:53

Mustached5thGrader: Oct 1, 2011; My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

pr00f that Obama and R Kelly are Reptilian shape shifters (CNN hologram fail)

# ? May 16, 2012 23:53

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; 2 MEGA 2 FAIL

Pleads posted:

Why is "Obama" in quotes like that when nobody else gets the same treatment.

Because his name is Soetero dummy

# ? May 16, 2012 23:53

Fintilgin: Sep 29, 2004; Fintilgin sweeps!

Pleads posted:

Why is "Obama" in quotes like that when nobody else gets the same treatment.

He's "black".

# ? May 16, 2012 23:54

BadLlama: Jan 13, 2006

Reg date May 17th 2012.. but but today is the 16th. This guy knows the future holy gently caress.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:54

OhsH: Jan 12, 2008; I'm a f*ing idiot who likes to fornicate with goats, and I suck terribly at Internet robits.

Ground floorin this kyoon thread like it was cream cheese with my sharp cheddar.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:54

Lt. Dans Legs: Jul 3, 2008

I heard that the Illuminati killed Tupac. C/D

# ? May 16, 2012 23:54

HUG ME FOREVER: Dec 6, 2006; Gay for TF2!

Can you provide for me a primer on the dining preferences of lizardmen sometime within the next couple hours? This is important. Thanks.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:54

Delthalaz: Mar 5, 2003

I think the Jews must be involved. The Jews and the Reptilians are in on it together!

Unless... the Jews ARE Reptilians.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:55

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002; You in the wrong neighborhood, homes.

A KYOON THREAD!

# ? May 16, 2012 23:55

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 9, 2009; Half Dog.

Half Horse.

All Awesome.

Pleads posted:

Why is "Obama" in quotes like that when nobody else gets the same treatment.

gently caress man, they got to you too. His name isn't Obama. It's a bunch of letters my computer can't type (

the government monitors everyone who types in Arabic automatically) in his native Afghani tongue.

Pretend I made a tinfoil/ohdear parade here, because the world will be out to silence me, man.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:55

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; I, Racist

Wait a minute, how can we know you are the real Kyoon and not some impersonator sent by Them?

# ? May 16, 2012 23:56

Luminous Cow: Nov 2, 2007; Well you know there should be no law
on people that want to smoke a little dope.
Well you know it's good for your head
And it relax your body don't you know.

Kyoon- posted:

I did see that forum was open but I cannot post there

I wish you couldn't post here

# ? May 16, 2012 23:56

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; 2 MEGA 2 FAIL

Delthalaz posted:

I think the Jews must be involved. The Jews and the Reptilians are in on it together!

Unless... the Jews ARE Reptilians.

well they're not NOT reptilians

# ? May 16, 2012 23:56

Dr Pepper: Feb 4, 2012; Don't like it? well...

Delthalaz posted:

Unless... the Jews ARE Reptilians.

It's actually the other way around.

Reptilians converted to Judaism around 100 years ago when they realized it was key to ruling the world.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:56

Jerry SanDisky: Dec 10, 2011; _{life is a dream}

Hi Kyoon, I like your threads

# ? May 16, 2012 23:56

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; Pew pew pew

Fintilgin posted:

He's "black".

What, allegedly?

# ? May 16, 2012 23:56

HUG ME FOREVER: Dec 6, 2006; Gay for TF2!

Dr Pepper posted:

It's actually the other way around.

Reptilians converted to Judaism around 100 years ago when they realized it was key to ruling the world.

False. Reptilians were perfectly capable of ruling the world 100 years ago through secular means.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:57

Delthalaz: Mar 5, 2003

Dr Pepper posted:

It's actually the other way around.

Reptilians converted to Judaism around 100 years ago when they realized it was key to ruling the world.

Good point. I think their global domination plans are recorded in great detail in a certain reputable document from that period.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:57

Lt. Dans Legs: Jul 3, 2008

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

I heard that the Illuminati killed Tupac. C/D

Guys I know you're all very busy being in denial but I really need to know this

# ? May 16, 2012 23:57

GreyjoyBastard: Mar 28, 2010; Qarth.

Kyoon's back! Yay!

# ? May 16, 2012 23:57

reagan: Apr 29, 2008; jawohl mein fuhrer

Holy poo poo! Kyoon! Keep up the good work, someone has to educate the masses.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:57

Fintilgin: Sep 29, 2004; Fintilgin sweeps!

Pleads posted:

What, allegedly?

Well, it's what "they" want you to think.

# ? May 16, 2012 23:57

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; I, Racist

MeLKoR posted:

Wait a minute, how can we know you are the real Kyoon and not some impersonator sent by Them?

In fact "Kyoon" there was a disturbing lack of bullet point list of links to previous posts of yours as "sources".

^{^²}

# ? May 16, 2012 23:58

Insertnamehere31: Jan 22, 2012; i used to be trolled but i found out a way to stop it. i do all kinds of stupid and gay shit. they cant troll you if you dress up as a girl and kiss them. i dont like doing it but it works

Pleads posted:

What, allegedly?

"Yes"

# ? May 16, 2012 23:59

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

Why not just put the content in your OP on this forum instead of expecting everybody to be so interested they'll click through your bullshit nonsense on other forums? rear end in a top hat.

# ? May 17, 2012 00:01

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# ? Jun 19, 2013 14:18

Kyoon-: May 16, 2012; by angerbrat

Hey BEASTS, wrong thread for your "jews are evil" and reptilian garbage

# ? May 17, 2012 00:01

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