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for spiritual growth. for a project. for science.


im fucking furious.

No Hephaestus

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YMCA Cum Towel posted:

(the way cholo's do)


im fucking furious.

No Hephaestus
I had to go sit outside because I was too much of a ruckus and on the way out there were two girls sitting on a bench with skirts. I do not remember doing this but I was told that i raised my hands and pointed it towards there legs in a sexual manor. I was not close enough to actually assault them (10 feet away) but apparently it was really creepy. I was feeling fine. I didn't feel that un-normal. I felt like my head was going crazy a little bit but the only change I was having was my sight and mental thinking with the hole part about my own laws of physics and nature and faces and poo poo.


sausage paddy

YMCA Cum Towel posted:

I had to go sit outside because I was too much of a ruckus and on the way out there were two girls sitting on a bench with skirts. I do not remember doing this but I was told that i raised my hands and pointed it towards there legs in a sexual manor. I was not close enough to actually assault them (10 feet away) but apparently it was really creepy. I was feeling fine. I didn't feel that un-normal. I felt like my head was going crazy a little bit but the only change I was having was my sight and mental thinking with the hole part about my own laws of physics and nature and faces and poo poo.
welcome to sexual manor *butler has cravat tied off on upper arm and is nodding streams of drool onto floor mosiac of hairy black eastern orthodox pussy*


damn good anus! and hot!
Holy Diverticulitis

                              clever grill...

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YMCA Cum Towel posted:

I felt like my head was going crazy a little bit but the only change I was having was my sight and mental thinking with the hole part about my own laws of physics and nature and faces and poo poo.
Hole? FaceS? Good poo poo, I get the reference.


im fucking furious.

No Hephaestus
may these threads never die , unlike the tcc goons whose abominable travails endlessly delight & amuse.


WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

TheRationalRedditor

~i'm hall and oates mom. but whats in a name? Let roll the cosmic dise..~

No Hephaestus posted:

Hole? FaceS? Good poo poo, I get the reference.

its tane, friend of the family


sausage paddy


mpwmorgan

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Hey so I have a question for you guys. I have this fancy new 1600 mcg lollipop of fentanyl, and was wondering about the best way to use it. I assume since it's a lollipop that would be to uh lick it. But my friend that provided it claims you can also snort it.



Air Force Bake Sale

Glen Goobersmooches posted:

may these threads never die , unlike the tcc goons whose abominable travails endlessly delight & amuse.

I wish all of them would die, and me as well


I started caring deeply
about guns since I saw
an anime where wizards
have sex with King Arthur.

-Troika-
A lot of these stories sound like people taking the plant datura which has a pretty hilarious archive of experiences on the site erowid. It's a deliriant that makes it impossible to indistinguish reality from hallucinations. People frequently smoke imaginary cigarettes on it and talk to people who aren't there. Oh and it contains a neurotoxin, great drug man! Tell your friends.

Anyway, here's a story of my own:

I have done a lot of various drugs in my younger days, including "research chemicals" which are designer drugs synthesized to avoid the law, for sale online.

One of these was MDPV which I had a pretty awful experience with.

I stayed up for 4 nights straight, barely eating anything which sure must have been healthy.

Now, the thing about MDPV is that it's incredibly moreish, but never gives the high you want, yet you take more thinking it eventually will. During the fourth night I was straight up delusional and hallucinated things left and right. Sleep deprivation does this, especially on stimulants.

First I saw an imaginary horse run through the forest outside, later I stared at a cut down tree thinking it was a person hiding from me.
A few hours later after obsessively browsing WebMD, I became convinced that I now had morgellons "disease" since my arm hairs were "wiggling", which naturally freaked me the gently caress out. Most of the sites about it are closed down by now, I sure wonder why! Maybe the tweakers died or sobered up, who knows.

Anyway after a night of good sleep I was back to normal. MDPV is horrible and taught me to take it easy real bad. I'm glad I didn't do anything stupid at least.

These days I pretty much only smoke weed and take pharm stimulants when needed.

In conclusion:

Drugs are cool in moderation!! But people are dumb They all need to learn the hard way, hopefully without dying in the process. But who wants that



GIMMEL

srspost btw



GIMMEL

as soon as this thread gets goldmined someone start another one because we will never run out of tcc posts to laugh at


here comes cask

Holy Diverticulitis posted:

"THIS OUT OF CONTROL MANIAC is the lowest of the low, someone who only cares about getting high. remember, if the cops catch you succumbing to a pusherbot, you can find yourself with a one-way ticket to goon-con... IN JAIL"

lol


Red Hole Son
won't u cum..........
and wash away the tane

Triticum Guzzler

I Have Sigs Off

YMCA Cum Towel posted:

Fortunately I only live 5 minutes away from the hospital, and when I arrived there I informed the doctors that I had consumed the poisonous plant named - Datura. To my sheer disbelief no one in the hospital knew of the plant, (what kind of doctors were these)?

its in the second year of medical school, in the lecture entitled "plants that nobody in their right mind would ever eat under any circumstances except for retarded internet ppl"



Polymerized Cum

GIMMEL posted:

srspost btw

lol no one gives a poo poo



ate a lunchable for dinner nigga i ain't frontin
HolePisser1982

HolePisser1982 posted:

lol no one gives a poo poo


Hate Mondays
Love Irony

manyak

HolePisser1982 posted:

lol no one gives a poo poo


neoaxd feeds me more sigs. they are great

HolePisser1982 posted:

lol no one gives a poo poo

i saw gimmel posting alot and i just figured he was on something (i didnt read his post)



Nutmeg

Gay Loser Idiot posted:

i saw gimmel posting alot and i just figured he was on something (i didnt read his post)

THe only thing better than a beej after dosing? sitting on a brown matress while posting.


Daikatana Ritsu


Daikatana Ritsu posted:

THe only thing better than a beej after dosing? sitting on a brown matress while posting.


Hate Mondays
Love Irony

manyak

Hey all, DrugsTaker94 here, just wondering if there are any known adverse interactions between a drawer full of receipts for Vicks 44 from every pharmacy in the county and my snooping dad (highway patrolman). If it's medically relevant, I purchased it all with his MasterCard.


Red Hole Son
won't u cum..........
and wash away the tane

Triticum Guzzler

I Have Sigs Off

Steve Glutenberg posted:

Hey all, DrugsTaker94 here, just wondering if there are any known adverse interactions between a drawer full of receipts for Vicks 44 from every pharmacy in the county and my snooping dad (highway patrolman). If it's medically relevant, I purchased it all with his MasterCard.



Polymerized Cum

Steve Glutenberg posted:

Hey all, DrugsTaker94 here, just wondering if there are any known adverse interactions between a drawer full of receipts for Vicks 44 from every pharmacy in the county and my snooping dad (highway patrolman). If it's medically relevant, I purchased it all with his MasterCard.
aaaaaa


WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

TheRationalRedditor

~i'm hall and oates mom. but whats in a name? Let roll the cosmic dise..~

Steve Glutenberg posted:

Hey all, DrugsTaker94 here, just wondering if there are any known adverse interactions between a drawer full of receipts for Vicks 44 from every pharmacy in the county and my snooping dad (highway patrolman). If it's medically relevant, I purchased it all with his MasterCard.

lol


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Steve Glutenberg posted:

Hey all, DrugsTaker94 here, just wondering if there are any known adverse interactions between a drawer full of receipts for Vicks 44 from every pharmacy in the county and my snooping dad (highway patrolman). If it's medically relevant, I purchased it all with his MasterCard.

goldmine and start a new thread


allah ackbar little brother
das four
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