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Zybourne Clock: Oct 25, 2011; Poke me.

D: Freeze in Terror

We're not some mamma's boy!

# ? May 22, 2012 18:31

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Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; They weren't just hull numbers, they were our home addresses. Now the old neighborhood is torn down and gone and all that is left are memories.

D: Freeze in Terror

It is obvious that the lightning and thunder have murdered our mother. If we keep quiet it may not murder us too.

# ? May 22, 2012 18:35

tentawesome: May 13, 2010; COULD THEY REALLY BE WANTING OF AN ABSENCE OF NATURE?

C. Flail, your life depends on it!

# ? May 22, 2012 18:47

Onkel Hedwig: Jun 27, 2007

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Probably because 404 had 15 more votes.

A scream, motherfucker.

I don't know why I didn't see that

Scream and let the world know about your discomfort.

# ? May 22, 2012 18:54

Dead Cow: Nov 3, 2009; Passion makes the world go round.
Love just makes it a safer place.

Freeze you'll have to get used to doing that a lot as a kid from a low wealth suburb in LA

# ? May 22, 2012 18:58

Balancing Monsters: Sep 3, 2011

Do not draw attention to yourself. This world holds no sympathy nor pity. Let's try to just keep our head down and get through the horror of existence one silent, defeated breath at a time.

FREEZE IN TERROR.

# ? May 22, 2012 19:00

futurememory: Oct 22, 2011; "You're a bad man! You're a VERY bad man!"

Since it's such an awesome word, (C) Flail those limbs, you weapon of war, you!

# ? May 22, 2012 19:04

Rynoto: Apr 27, 2009

smashthedean posted:

I can't find anything on Google, but it could just be a really obscure game that had low distribution. Even if it is just made up by the OP, I'm enjoying the ride and want to see where it takes us.

It is an actual game, and had a spinoff made here: Alter Ego

The original game actually had a "feature" where it would lock itself when you "completed" the story, meaning you had to have a copy of it to be able to play again.

Edit: A, because gently caress lightning.

# ? May 22, 2012 19:07

Pity Boi: Dec 5, 2008

The only real option here is to flail your limbs

# ? May 22, 2012 19:10

milktwice: Feb 15, 2012

(C) Flail those limbs. You never know, you might get lucky and slap the lightning away.

# ? May 22, 2012 19:13

Kritzkrieg Kop: Nov 4, 2009

I think a normal baby would cry louder, but we are GOONS and we shall grow up to be a GOON.

Flail our limbs!

# ? May 22, 2012 19:39

JGBeagle: Mar 7, 2010

D, Freeze in terror. Best to accept that we can't stop things out of our control now and not cry like a bitch.

# ? May 22, 2012 20:55

Jedrick: Mar 21, 2010; There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

D] Freeze so we may learn to listen to the world.

# ? May 22, 2012 21:05

Kikka: Feb 10, 2010; I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO

C, Flail Wildly. You're not taking this poo poo.

# ? May 22, 2012 21:09

In It For The Tank: Feb 17, 2011; But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.

Throw your arms in the air like you just don't care.

C - Flail your limbs

# ? May 22, 2012 21:16

Chafey: Jun 14, 2005; greenface does not understand

Gonna have to say FLAIL THOSE LIMBS

# ? May 22, 2012 21:28

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

With a flail, you get a +2 bonus on opposed attack rolls made to disarm an enemy (including the roll to avoid being disarmed if such an attempt fails).

You can also use this weapon to make trip attacks. If you are tripped during your own trip attempt, you can drop the flail to avoid being tripped.

The flail is a versatile yet brutal weapon for the modern combatant. The answer is clear. Flail.

# ? May 22, 2012 21:33

Bold Robot: Jan 6, 2009; Be brave.

Guys we are definitely about to Flail Those Limbs.

# ? May 22, 2012 21:33

Goatse Master: Dec 2, 2011

I'd prefer to freeze in terror, so that the kid becomes a psychopath or something, but that's not getting enough votes, so... C: flail those limbs!

# ? May 22, 2012 21:35

BouncingBuckyBalls: Feb 15, 2011

C: Flail your limbs!

# ? May 22, 2012 21:39

DrPain: Apr 29, 2004; Purrfectly priceless
items here.

FLAIL YOUR LIMBS

Such that you may learn to breakdance in the late 80's.

# ? May 22, 2012 22:11

Yeah Bro: Feb 4, 2012

Flailing is the only natural choice. It's what I do when confronted with anything, so it is what this baby must also do.

# ? May 22, 2012 22:22

Nucleotide Oracle: Jul 2, 2007; Are you a magician?

Such epic flailing going on here.

# ? May 22, 2012 23:46

Seppuku: May 24, 2004; Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)

D) FREEZE IN TERROR

Mama doesn't need no uppity baby.

# ? May 22, 2012 23:54

Hairy flip-flop: May 28, 2010

C. Flail, because why not?

# ? May 23, 2012 00:03

JossiRossi: Jul 28, 2008; Alone in space with Bears, Cats, Robots, Lizards, Energy Entities, and some Love.

D. Freeze In Terror

THOSE FLASHES CAN SEE MOVEMENT AND WILL COME FOR US!

STOP ROCKING ME BACK AND FORTH MOM ARE YOU TRYING TO SACRIFICE ME?!

# ? May 23, 2012 00:32

JesusDoesVegas: Jul 8, 2005; The Funk Ambassador

I think it's time to C: GET FLAILY!

# ? May 23, 2012 00:32

AbortRetryFail: Jan 17, 2007; No more Mr. Nice Gaius

Flail that baby

# ? May 23, 2012 00:49

Jeek: Feb 15, 2012

FLAIL all the limbs!

# ? May 23, 2012 01:00

Doug Rattman: Sep 10, 2011; Formerly known as Doug Rattman

Gonna have to go with
C: Flail your limbs

# ? May 23, 2012 01:02

defaultluser: Jan 13, 2007; Drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. After that, to refuse the future

flail baby!

# ? May 23, 2012 01:07

Holy Calamity!: Jan 2, 2006; no bm

Oh god OP you have to update faster I really want some consequences

Let's go ahead and Flail ourselves to death, please.

# ? May 23, 2012 01:08

ExtraNoise: Apr 11, 2007

Holy Calamity! posted:

Oh god OP you have to update faster I really want some consequences

I'm sure they're coming.

I am, however, stuck at work. A few more hours and I'll have an update!

# ? May 23, 2012 01:12

K-Rad: Aug 21, 2007; What a tragic waste of potential.

[D] STOP! Hammer Time!

# ? May 23, 2012 02:19

Paulocaust: Jan 29, 2008; Nobody knows who I am. I mean I guess people know I'm an unpleasant pedantic shithead designed in a forum poster lab dedicated to producing incredibly dull, constantly arguing robotic ass holes, but that's pretty much it it... hello? Are you there?

gently caress this flailing poo poo, cry quietly and accept our awful fate.

# ? May 23, 2012 02:23

Useless Shotgun: Nov 5, 2010; Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.

Going on the Flail wagon cause we are a force of nature and drat the creature that deprives us of comfort!

# ? May 23, 2012 03:05

Rumbaar: Nov 20, 2011; REJECTED FROM:
-GOONWAFFE? ☑
-GROON? ☑

IGNORE POSTS? ☑

[C]

# ? May 23, 2012 03:11

Cowwan: Feb 23, 2011; Yo, could you speed this shit up?
I wanna go to Freckle Bitch's

Flail sounds like the only logical option. be a man, take action.

# ? May 23, 2012 03:11

Cardinal Ximenez: Oct 25, 2008; The 'X' is a voiceless velar fricative.

What's so compelling about Flailing?

# ? May 23, 2012 03:12

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Elfgames: Sep 11, 2011

Cardinal Ximenez posted:

What's so compelling about Flailing?

All the other options are passive poo poo we are a strong willed baby we will take life and lightning into our stubby little hand and shake it like a god damned rattle.

# ? May 23, 2012 03:23

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