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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"


I can't go to work, *cough cough* I'm sick.

Boo, you whore!

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Fargin Icehole
Feb 18, 2011


This game sucked a lot of time out of me. Only fitting you do the same Ethan. C

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



We done hosed it good.

Glory of Arioch posted:

WAKE UP Ẹ͓̫̬͛͗̂T̯͔̺̞̤̩̓̑̾͊ͦͩ͑̾H̶̜̺̽̾ͩȀ̘̟̍̋ͭ̕N̲̄ͭ̀͠

This is pretty awesome

Guitar_Hero
Apr 17, 2006

HEY GUYS A BALL


For gently caress's sake, Ethan.

A

Haifisch
Nov 12, 2010

Most things in the world aren't black, aren't white, aren't wrong, aren't right, but most of everything is just different.


A. We're going to pull Ethan out of this hole, goddamit!

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007

In times of heavy tension, use furious masturbation.

God drat it, every choice just makes things worse and worse. How do you go from a funeral to playing MMOs? What the hell? I refuse to be a part of this. WAKE UP ETHAN, it's time.

i miss new wave
Aug 28, 2009

Caminare entre las piedras hasta que pase el temblor.


I thought we didn't play this kind of stuff anymore! A

Rey the Great
Dec 9, 2011


A this game is like an advertising bit for MMOs at this point

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.

C. You can't sink any further once you hit the bottom. Let's help Ethan go down a little bit faster.

AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

When will this hatred end?


I hate you Ethan. A

Karen has a point. We're pretty much responsible for everything that has gone wrong in the Lyons family. We destroyed the house, turned Karen to religious fanaticism, put Chuck in a coma and let Mandy become a drug whore. We suck.

Khisareth
Jul 6, 2003

If you give a mouse a cookie, you are supporting underground furry terrorists.

A

Even the gooniest guilds understand you have to work dude.

Stargate
Sep 14, 2011


Where even is Ethan working now? It can't be that important so C.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Khisareth posted:

Even the gooniest guilds understand you have to work dude.

I beg to differ. I've been refused guild memberships before because I was found guilty of having a job.

Either way, we need to find some life choices that can keep Ethan away from MMOs.

Josy
Oct 30, 2007
I dont want a baby avatar

I'm sorely disappointed. I wanted to see Ethan and his mom have a scratch fight at the funeral.
What Ethan needs to do is teach Hannah how to farm gold for him while he is at work so he can buy that epic mount, but since that's not an option he has to go to work. We're trying to get that babby remember?
A

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009
Formerly known as Justice Grieves, but now a completely different person so there's that!

A

Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.



the_steve posted:

I beg to differ. I've been refused guild memberships before because I was found guilty of having a job.

Yeeaaahhh... the gooniest guilds want 24/7 dedication so they can get corporate sponsorship and be paid to poop in socks because they can't leave their chairs. If Ethan was going for a world-first kill on Nefarian or something, sure, but having that much trouble in Dire Maul means A) his guild is terrible and he should probably quit now, or B) He is terrible and he will never get into a good guild anyway.

So he may as well go to work.
A

[edit]Clearly the game looked into the future but accidentally saw a reality where Dire Maul was a raid instance and not a 5 man dungeon . This is what happens when you corrupt the code too much, guys.

Tagra fucked around with this message at May 18, 2013 around 18:33

Simon Draskovic
Jan 21, 2003

HOW ABOUT I LASH YOUR SHIT


We need to remember what's really important in life: Not being a loving Casual.

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

MMOs are Cerious business.

Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!

Don't be a loving idiot, dude. A

Geekkake
Mar 27, 2010


C

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom Vroom, BEEP BEEP!

Going into work after being awake for 12 hours is a bad idea, let's take a Break.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Make the posts!
Make the posts!


It occurs to me I forgot to actually vote: A

ShuckyDucky
Jun 19, 2008

Quack Quack


Stargate posted:

Where even is Ethan working now? It can't be that important so C.

At this point, I'd say we've fallen from the heights of masterminding a bank hacking ring to mid level analysis work for an NSA front company all the way to the depths of either Game Stop or Best Buy.

At the rate our life is turning to poo poo, I predict our next job will be a boom operator for Normandy's next film.

ShuckyDucky fucked around with this message at May 18, 2013 around 20:01

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran

A Dire Maul East was terrible anyway.

Baby Town Frolics
Mar 21, 2008

It's like we've got each other's backs.

I want Ethan to Cut that job so he can get a sweet neckbeard and permanently stained Cheetos fingers. Then he can get a community college sponsorship from Mountain Dew. We've already ruined his life, why not go for broke? He'll never be an astronaut so we might as well be a major league gamer.

N3RDSTER
Mar 27, 2010


The game seems to be trying to railroad us down the "become an MMO addict" route. gently caress thAt noise, I'm sure we already voted against that?

Also, what is Ethan's (our) job now?

ShuckyDucky
Jun 19, 2008

Quack Quack


Baby Town Frolics posted:

I want Ethan to Cut that job so he can get a sweet neckbeard and permanently stained Cheetos fingers. Then he can get a community college sponsorship from Mountain Dew. We've already ruined his life, why not go for broke? He'll never be an astronaut so we might as well be a major league gamer.

Ethan could totally pull off pro second string support in League of Legends while struggling to update a tier list of champions as team after team fires him :elementz:

Of course we know the truth, Matt is all that is keeping our Thanny from starting support and his MLG dreams.

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Abrasive Obelisk
May 2, 2013


You know, I really don't want Ethan to have a good life. C

Maybe I'm too young, but where is Dire Maul East from and why is it so easy?

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