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Atlas' latest "I'm killing myself" thread. The Bitcoiners finally got pissed off enough with him pulling that poo poo to contact the police. When contacted by the police, he claimed his account had been hacked. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=77826.0
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Ironic that the most viable business plan for a ponzi scheme were explicit ponzi schemes
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Powered Descent posted:I use a tame black hole for a filing system. Behold Atlas's brainchild: Some choice parts of this plan (outside of multiple syntax errors): The name "Woolong" is also the name of the computer currency of Cowboy Beebop. Atlas expected the company to build the "woolong device" for him. His super secret big time investor for the device was his broke rear end child cousin. His previous plan of selling hats for TF2 was a better idea.
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What's the connection between BitCoins and cult leader Ron Paul?
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Oxford Comma posted:What's the connection between BitCoins and cult leader Ron Paul?
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http://www.meetmystery.com/dvdcdoffer.html You can use Bitcoins to pay for your how to pick up women instructional dvd sets.
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Pocket Billiards posted:http://www.meetmystery.com/dvdcdoffer.html This is a landmark day in Bitcoin history. Finally, there is a product that is as valuable as the Bitcoins it's purchased with.
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Funny I was just thinking about this terrible poo poo the other day and peaked at Magic The Gathering Exchange to see the price was still floating at $5. Getting reminded of all the highlights from the giant thread here has brought me so much joy, it's like remembering that Christmas as a kid when I get the SNES ( ). I shouldn't be this entertained by horrible people ripping each other off.I'm still sad we mined out all the humor last year with our Illuminati super computers and caused Bitcoins to crash since it interfered with our master plans for the world
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I wanted to point out that while it may not be illegal to take somebody's integers (I really have no idea on that point), it's typically illegal to gain unauthorized access to a computer system. For example, see http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/cgi-bin/d...&file=484-502.9 section 502. So presumably the FBI or some form of law enforcement should be involved when a buttcoin exchange is hacked.
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So we've covered that cops go to mining houses to check if there's a grow op. Have Buttcoin enthusiasts ever get dinged for their massive fire hazards?
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Oxford Comma posted:What's the connection between BitCoins and cult leader Ron Paul? BitCoins assume that a currency can exist without a sovereign state and an actual government of an actual nation of actual people. Ron Paul...similar but actually not. History: when money ceased to be precious metals and barter and become a metaphorical concept with no physical reality, it was ultimately governments that ensured the fact that it represented something real. Ultimately, money is a flimsy concept that relies on everyone believing it has value, but at least its base is...semi solid. BitCoins work by people believing it has value, without any actual basis at all. Were you to purchase goods or services from me in real currency, whether my native Australian dollar or US$ or euros or British pounds sterling, I could accept it, exchange it to my native currency, and use it to pay my taxes. You pay me in BitCoins...yeah like the ATO (our equivalent of IRS) is going to accept that. Hell, you could pay me in some hyper-inflationary currency from a tiny nation on the brink of total collapse, and I'd still have a chance of using it. IIRC, Ron Paul re-floated the idea of moving back to the gold standard, where the US$ represents an actual physical piece of real Au-197 out in Fort Knox. This removes the need for a government to guarantee the worth of your piece of paper money (done by its ability to interact with other governments, pay for public services, borrow from/lend to banks, employ people, etc). Even with this, BitCoins are still worthless data. At least gold is shiny, and you can turn it into a colluloid and treat cancer. So, any connection to Ron Paul would be due to idiots somehow moving in the opposite direction to what he advocates in the practical sense, while trying to emulate the spirit of what he believes, and failing miserably. Edit: now that I think about it, if I worked in the US as an employee of the energy industry, BitCoins would have value to me. As the power plant at my back pumps coal smoke into the atmosphere to kill polar bears and wipe out Polynesia, I'd laugh evilly while lying naked on my bed of hard currency banknotes, knowing that at least some of it all came from BitCoin production. IronClaymore fucked around with this message at May 27, 2012 around 10:34 |
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Was it also Logansryche's giftcard store that could not do simple maths? I forget the actual figures, but 10% of any price is $5.
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Someone made a list of the largest Bitcoin hacks/scams/losses: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=83794.0
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Powered Descent posted:Oh, and for reference, Logansryche isn't a kid, he's a grown-rear end man. President Kucinich posted:Making just stupid bets and then welshing on them openly before disappearing, and then reappearing with dead giveaway Ayn Rand related names. *Yes, seriously. Oxford Comma posted:What's the connection between BitCoins and cult leader Ron Paul?
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The Bitcoin Show will forever be the greatest television show to ever be produced. I'm still pissed about our motherfucking quadrocopter, though. Bruce hyped it up for weeks as something the chat could control, when it ended up being we could tell the dude driving it what buttons to push on his iphone.
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homeless snail posted:The Bitcoin Show will forever be the greatest television show to ever be produced. I'm still pissed about our motherfucking quadrocopter, though. Bruce hyped it up for weeks as something the chat could control, when it ended up being we could tell the dude driving it what buttons to push on his iphone. The quadrocopter was fantastic. They had already spent a small fortune on the show, and then Bruce drops a few hundred bucks simply because chat said it was a good idea. It was like he was trying so hard to be our friend. Of course, like Bitcoin itself it was all hype before a brief flight and finally crashing, never to go up again.
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Holy poo poo they have Bitcoin Magazine! E: "If you email them I'm sure they'll sell you the May issue, or you can wait until it goes for sale in Barnes & Nobles." H1KE fucked around with this message at May 27, 2012 around 12:42 |
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kissekatt posted:What, you didn't find Atlas' impersonation of a retired horse trader* convincing? in that thread. I really wish I could see the line by line thought process Atlas went through to think that pretending to be, of all things, a 70 year old retired man who traded horses for a living was the best and and most believable alternate persona to take.
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What is this deal about Bruce being a pedo? I knew he was incompetent but I must have stopped following Bitcoin before this happened.
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Someone found him on another forum where he talked about traveling to Thailand and paying "boys" for sex.
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What if bitcoin mining didn't mine bitcoins at all, but it was mining comedy. We haven't witnessed awesomeness equal to the old thread because the difficulty grew exponentially harder, producing less comedy.
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ymgve posted:Someone found him on another forum where he talked about traveling to Thailand and paying "boys" for sex. I wish it was as simple as this, Bruce wanted the next large Bitcoin Conference to happen in Pattaya, Thailand which is pretty much the sex capital of the world. Every single one of his real followers blasted him for this choice saying okay Thailand is okay but the biggest buttbanging, boylovin', sleazetown city in all the world? Goons then dug up some really disgusting posts on Boy Love sites with one of Bruce's old handles where he was explaining how to pick up and make love to "Boys" in the city.
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Yesterday, I had my first encounter with bitcoins in the real world. A friend of mine uses it to buy drugs online.
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Taeke posted:Yesterday, I had my first encounter with bitcoins in the real world. A friend of mine uses it to buy drugs online.
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Yeah you can.
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The other main draw for Bitcoiners is intense distrust of central banking currency control. They have the firm belief that the Federal Reserve just creates money for the sole purpose of sapping the citizens' cash via inflation to make the fat cats rich riCH RICH. Most of the bitcoin forum members want a currency with a maximum of 0% inflation, and would prefer deflation, and have no understanding of what problems occur in a deflationary currency situation. Coupled with stories like the trade site manager who didn't pay for persistent storage on the virtual machine hosting the site and then rebooted it, wiping several thousand Bitcoins from existence, and you've got.
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I always assumed Internet Libertarians liked BitCoins because it was their way of striking back at the Zionist Jew Bankers they believe run the world. At least, that's the impression I get whenever I hear Ron Paul discussing the evils of the Fed - he seems to be implying a Jewish conspiracy without openly saying so.
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kissekatt posted:What, you didn't find Atlas' impersonation of a retired horse trader* convincing? quote:A couple years back I began to get severe arithritis in my hip and it limited what I usually did. My grandson let me sit in on his gaming and I gradually began to play myself; eventually I got myself setup with a PC. I used to be a horse trader back in the day and I like how in Team Fortress 2 you can trade the items and commodities you earn.
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But did Manny and Marlene ever get together after El Show de Bitcoin?!
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Also, what happened to that guy who opened a scam school in Korea (I think) and combined the arrogance of Atlas with the scuminess of Bruce? I can't recall his name at the moment though.
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Oxford Comma posted:What's the connection between BitCoins and cult leader Ron Paul? It's the libertarian equivalent of a currency system.
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I'd love to see what time/date/weight/measure systems they'd use in their floating seastead bongcoin fortress.
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Guavanaut posted:
The idea that changing the base of your numeral system will somehow allow you to better represent whole numbers is so absurdly wrong it's mind boggling. How could you even get that far without understanding why it's retarded?
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It has numbers that are so special that you have to install an obscure font to even see them, so it must be better.
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That makes sense. Can I buy extra copies of the font, in case it gets banned by the government?
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Yes, but you have to pay using Fontcoins, a bitcoin fork that only one place on the internet accepts.
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It seems as though I missed the last thread for this and never really understood the concept from a logical perspective. The only thing I really understand is that it's some sort of libertarian bullshit wet dream. Can someone explain to me why this exists? A theoretical moon currency with no backing, no government support, and apparently you can mine for it? Does anyone besides crazy libertarians buy into this poo poo aside from the previously mentioned drug dealers/money launderers?
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DeathSandwich posted:It seems as though I missed the last thread for this and never really understood the concept from a logical perspective. The only thing I really understand is that it's some sort of libertarian bullshit wet dream. Can someone explain to me why this exists? A theoretical moon currency with no backing, no government support, and apparently you can mine for it? Does anyone besides crazy libertarians buy into this poo poo aside from the previously mentioned drug dealers/money launderers? http://buttcoin.org/what-are-buttcoins This is your best source for a summary of all things butt and coin related.
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Fire_Monkey posted:Also, what happened to that guy who opened a scam school in Korea (I think) and combined the arrogance of Atlas with the scuminess of Bruce? I can't recall his name at the moment though. That's the great Matthew N. Wright, who has taken the place of Atlas as most hated on the Bitcointalk forums (they had a poll!). He's the creator of Bittalk.tv (who took my buttcoin images without attribution and I filed a DMCA against him) and of the delayed-but-shipped Bitcoin Magazine. He's also left about 20 other failed projects in his wake. MNW has a history as long at Atlas but had mostly flown under the radar. He even came here and shitposted for a while before being banned. Here's a big post I made a month ago in the YOSPOS thread quote:I was looking over my twitter when I saw some weird stuff about some guys in bitcoin again, convincing an underage azn teen to be a bitcoin spokesperson ... by taking school girl photos in a playground? His latest adventure was collecting donations for some sort of task force to "De-troll Bitcoins" quote:
Also, he still reads these forums looking for namedrops. Bonus unrelated awesome pic
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Pham Nuwen posted:I wanted to point out that while it may not be illegal to take somebody's integers (I really have no idea on that point), it's typically illegal to gain unauthorized access to a computer system. For example, see http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/cgi-bin/d...&file=484-502.9 section 502. So presumably the FBI or some form of law enforcement should be involved when a buttcoin exchange is hacked. Most of the exchanges are borderline legal anyways (something about banking regulations) so calling local law enforcement runs the risk of shutting down the whole operation. When your customers are happy that you managed return 50% (or whatever it was) of the "losses", there's no point in alerting the authorities.
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