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CaptainPoopsock posted:Not only are these items terrible, but their names made me laugh pretty hard. 
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Oh my god, that is the best item name. In my opinion, this thread is done, just put that image in the OP and we're done. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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| # ? Jun 2, 2012 11:22 |
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| # ? Jun 2, 2012 14:28 |
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MissSheGrrl posted:Oh hey! My second legendary! Hah.. what is legendary on this? Is the fixed stat just blind on hit? It looks no different from a standard rare
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| # ? Jun 2, 2012 18:02 |
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lmao I've got these. You need to be level 51 to equip these.
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| # ? Jun 2, 2012 19:00 |
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 Aptly named to boot.
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| # ? Jun 2, 2012 19:33 |
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Vomik posted:Hah.. what is legendary on this? Is the fixed stat just blind on hit? It looks no different from a standard rare http://us.battle.net/d3/en/item/blind-faith Random stats were critical hit, gold pickup and a socket.
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| # ? Jun 2, 2012 19:44 |
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Good: Finding 3 legandaries in a single day Bad: It's on a new character on normal difficulty    I suppose someone could use them... for about 3 levels. 
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| # ? Jun 2, 2012 20:50 |
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oh man I need that monk fist for my level 7 monk that dies all the time 
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| # ? Jun 3, 2012 01:34 |
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A friend got a pair of gloves earlier today called 'Hand Favor', couldn't resist giggling.
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| # ? Jun 3, 2012 01:37 |
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What the hell is the point of this?
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| # ? Jun 3, 2012 01:59 |
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Those are pretty good. Why are you in this thread with that?
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| # ? Jun 3, 2012 02:04 |
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Oh hey, first legendary Noooooooooo
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| # ? Jun 3, 2012 02:33 |
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Propaganda Hour posted:Oh hey, first legendary Hahaha, legendaries are so hosed up in this game.
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| # ? Jun 3, 2012 04:16 |
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| # ? Jun 3, 2012 11:16 |
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I love my sweet, sweet health and gold pickup range modifiers.
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| # ? Jun 3, 2012 12:32 |
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Saw these on the AH and had a good laugh... Rolled a 29-32 out of a possible (28-110) - (29-405) and got the amazing combo of Thorns and Shock Pulse damage! Why is it possible for Legendaries to be this bad?!
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| # ? Jun 3, 2012 22:35 |
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Found my first legendary! I reckon this lil' baby will sell for a meaty 20k, easy.  Worst thing is, it's not even a bad Skycutter. I'd give it to you, free of charge, but I'm in Europe.  VVVVVVV Benito Hitlerstalin fucked around with this message at Jun 3, 2012 around 23:46 |
| # ? Jun 3, 2012 23:21 |
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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:Found my first legendary! Why, Good Sir, I would give you 25K for that! (serisouly, I'm Aikia1447. That is better than I have, and I have terrible luck with finding weapons)
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| # ? Jun 3, 2012 23:40 |
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Got these two bad boys on the same drop, can't believe how lucky I am 
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| # ? Jun 3, 2012 23:59 |
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I lost the original picture but I used the Diablo 3 item database and 3 minutes in paint to recreate my first legendary.  The stats on it were relatively well-rolled(the DPS might have been slightly higher, even!) but stats for Mana, Fury AND Arcane Power? On a Mighty Weapon?
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| # ? Jun 4, 2012 00:07 |
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KittenMittons!! posted:Saw these on the AH and had a good laugh... how many millions was the buyout
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| # ? Jun 4, 2012 00:19 |
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How was Gandalf captured by Saruman? He put on his comic relief wizard hat by mistake.
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| # ? Jun 4, 2012 01:26 |
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Well, at least I have something to put on when I'm farming lower levels!
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| # ? Jun 4, 2012 01:38 |
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Propaganda Hour posted:Oh hey, first legendary Haha, and those were so good in D2 too. Witch Doctor only is basically the worst modifier
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| # ? Jun 4, 2012 06:00 |
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I still have no idea why Blizzard rigged their item generators to provide poo poo items. I mean, they had to do it on purpose. There is no reason in the entire universe why a wizard hat should have +strength and +dexterity on it. I played some Titan Quest, a 2006 3d diablo clone, and even they had a system where the game dropped mostly items that made sense. Cloth armor and mage circlets had +int and +mana regen on them. Most of them were weak and thus vendor trash, but once in a while you'd find one that was an upgrade. D3 pushed random loot to its logical extreme and, as an added bonus, removed much of the fun stuff from D2 items, such as random frost nova on hit properties and the like. ..I lied actually, I know why Blizzard rigged the drops to be 99,9% poo poo, but it is the start of a dark path into conspiracy territory. Blizzard isn't what it once was, and the complete item-dependence in D3 is a shameless money grab through the RMAH.
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kw0134 posted:What the hell is the point of this? I don't mean to be a dick or anything, but come on man it says what they're for right in the item description. Swamper's gotta swamp. Serious question though: Why the gently caress would they ever make a piece of gear "Specially crafted" for one zone? jholland fucked around with this message at Jun 4, 2012 around 08:02 |
| # ? Jun 4, 2012 08:00 |
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Super.Jesus posted:I still have no idea why Blizzard rigged their item generators to provide poo poo items. The thing about random loot is that it's random. You perceive a bias towards bad gear partially because you have a much smaller pool of "good" enchants than you do "bad" ones, and a pessimistic mind will junk an entire item over one bad stat. The other reason you see a bias is because this is the Bad Loot Thread. If you want to see things with amazing stats folks tend to post them in the AH thread for price checks. Just don't look at what those prices actually *are* or you'll get depressed. As for off-class stats on class items, that's partially because they went for a simple filter by weapon/gear slot (aside from some class-specifics that only appear on class gear and rares) and partially because you don't want to ignore other stats. Strength/Int are pretty interchangable but with diminishing returns a mix of resists and armor combines better than stacking one, and if you're not a Dex class a couple of hundred Dex can greatly improve your survival since it'll triple your dodge rate.
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Bruceski posted:The thing about random loot is that it's random. If they at least tuned it so the legendaries were good with a chance of being great, rather than completely awful with a chance of being good then people would be happier.
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| # ? Jun 4, 2012 10:05 |
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| # ? Jun 4, 2012 14:02 |
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my very first legendary..was trying to farm a string of ears..disappoint.
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| # ? Jun 4, 2012 14:55 |
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First legendary I've seen since level 20.  What the gently caress is this thing? The God drat flavor text is just as pathetic as its stats. Does it shoot chickens or something? There's gotta be some novelty to it, right?
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| # ? Jun 4, 2012 20:24 |
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Yay! I just saw my first legendary drop. 2-handed sword, hey it can't be that bad, right?  Oh well...
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| # ? Jun 4, 2012 20:37 |
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coldplay chiptunes posted:First legendary I've seen since level 20. From what I've heard, yes it does shoot chickens. It would be insanely easy to just, y'know, test it. edit: Well then it seems we are both disappointed then
SolidSnakesBandana fucked around with this message at Jun 4, 2012 around 21:03 |
| # ? Jun 4, 2012 20:50 |
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:From what I've heard, yes it does shoot chickens. It would be insanely easy to just, y'know, test it. I suppose I could throw it on my scoundrel and see what happens. EDIT: As far as I can tell it just looks like normal arrows.
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| # ? Jun 4, 2012 20:53 |
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coldplay chiptunes posted:First legendary I've seen since level 20. My friend tells me that it does indeed shoot chickens  e: fb
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| # ? Jun 4, 2012 21:23 |
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coldplay chiptunes posted:First legendary I've seen since level 20. That's just sad. At that level, you can get a level 60 bow with a "Reduced Level Requirement" of 9 or more, which will be 600-1000 dps as opposed to the 260 on that bow.
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| # ? Jun 4, 2012 21:30 |
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Enos Shenk posted:Yay! I just saw my first legendary drop. 2-handed sword, hey it can't be that bad, right? I got one of those but with INT instead of DEX. Ug, terrible. Still sold on the auction house to some idiot.
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| # ? Jun 4, 2012 21:36 |
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I have never seen a Legendary Weapon that isn't just awful, it's kind of funny. On the other hand most of the Legendary Armor is pretty drat good at least.
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