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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Gas Chamber > If Mitt Romney is elected president
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Jimmy Thief
Nov 5, 2002

by Y Kant Ozma Post

 Do you think he will be good or bad for computers?

Thoughts?

# ? May 29, 2012 04:45
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Sneaking Mission
Nov 11, 2008




 gently caress off

# ? May 29, 2012 04:47
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Jimmy Thief
Nov 5, 2002

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Panic! At The cisco posted:

gently caress off

Edgy, bro.

# ? May 29, 2012 04:49
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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch
 
 
 
 
teh butts


Panic! At The cisco posted:

gently caress off

a simple, honest reply from a simply, honest man. we could all learn from our friend snacking mission.

# ? May 29, 2012 04:50
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Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell

Jimmy Thief posted:

Edgy, bro.

No, but seriously

Panic! At The cisco posted:

gently caress off
# ? May 29, 2012 04:50
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Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH




 gas

# ? May 29, 2012 04:54
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Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH




 Also,

Panic! At The cisco posted:

gently caress off
# ? May 29, 2012 04:54
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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch
 
 
 
 
teh butts


Panic! At The cisco posted:

gently caress off

raw and unvarnished, his opinions are as clean and strong as a prairie wind blowing across this country of ours, bringing the promise of change and the hope a new day.

# ? May 29, 2012 04:57
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CamH
Apr 11, 2008

doin' the needful


 no matter who wins, we lose

# ? May 29, 2012 04:59
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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010

Panic! At The cisco posted:

gently caress off
# ? May 29, 2012 05:42
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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

~i liek 2 poste~

 i see what you're trying to do, here.

subtlety, though!

# ? May 29, 2012 05:45
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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

~i liek 2 poste~

 work to co-opt an existing thread (sopa rip)

# ? May 29, 2012 05:45
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Abandon
Nov 23, 2006

2 8 8 0 2 8 9 4 7 0

 Vote 1 on November 6th

# ? May 29, 2012 05:47
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Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

taxes?? TAXES?!!!



 funny communist computer joke also

Panic! At The cisco posted:

gently caress off
# ? May 29, 2012 05:48
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daveftw
Jun 4, 2011

beep boop computers

Abandon posted:

Vote 1 on November 6th

why wait

# ? May 29, 2012 05:48
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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch
 
 
 
 
teh butts


I've been sitting on this joke for a long goddamn time waiting for a candidate named 'Austin' and I'm tired of waiting so here goes:

"Vote Early, Vote Austin."

thank u very much

# ? May 29, 2012 05:51
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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




 u think if they made a robot version of mitt romney they'd call it mitt ROMney

# ? May 29, 2012 05:52
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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch
 
 
 
 
teh butts


read-only teleprompter joke

# ? May 29, 2012 05:53
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Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,
The distance would not haunt me so

good joke rotor but I still voted this thread 1.

maybe chocobot can make it so we can vote on individual parts of a thread so we don't appear so mean? idk

# ? May 29, 2012 05:54
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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch
 
 
 
 
teh butts


Dr. Phildo posted:

good joke rotor but I still voted this thread 1.

maybe chocobot can make it so we can vote on individual parts of a thread so we don't appear so mean? idk

don't worry about it man, this ain't my first rodeo, I know what's what

# ? May 29, 2012 05:55
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FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007

rotor posted:

I've been sitting on this joke for a long goddamn time waiting for a candidate named 'Austin' and I'm tired of waiting so here goes:

"Vote Early, Vote Austin."

thank u very much

stealing this not crediting you

# ? May 29, 2012 06:21
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FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007



 vote 3:16 stone cold steve austin 4 prez
# ? May 29, 2012 06:23
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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



 vote at a very specific time, vote autist

# ? May 29, 2012 06:23
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Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007


 vote moose milkie vote arften

# ? May 29, 2012 06:25
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MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

MAH TEEF DONT LINE UP AND I GOTS HAYFINGERS

Panic! At The cisco posted:

gently caress off
# ? May 29, 2012 08:29
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Stringent
Dec 22, 2004

The internet is the universal sewer.


 sweet a new cooking thread

# ? May 29, 2012 08:31
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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

FREEDOM FIGHTERS

Dr. Phildo posted:

good joke rotor but I still voted this thread 1.

maybe chocobot can make it so we can vote on individual parts of a thread so we don't appear so mean? idk

isnt that the ignore button

# ? May 29, 2012 08:57
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Angry Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009



 A mormon and a computer.

# ? May 29, 2012 09:30
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0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


 When

# ? May 29, 2012 09:36
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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



 according to the internet everyone in the america hates the two party system and thinks both sides are poo poo

but according to the real life 99% of america doesnt live on the internet and actually believs what those cunts in expensive suits tell you

and also 75% of americans always vote the same way regardless of anything ever

# ? May 29, 2012 09:42
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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



 there are 300 million of you

im sure i can fit every single one of you guys into approximately 9 boxes

# ? May 29, 2012 09:43
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0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


 Sorry if the most pressing concerns you have are beastiality and the fookin Maoris ya? But shh while we're trying to run a real country

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.

nap.app posted:

u think if they made a robot version of mitt romney they'd call it mitt ROMney

"if"

# ? May 29, 2012 10:10
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MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

MAH TEEF DONT LINE UP AND I GOTS HAYFINGERS




 did anyone post this onion article yet

http://www.theonion.com/video/romne...ral-vers,27788/

# ? May 29, 2012 10:15
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Moose Milkie
Sep 6, 2007


COME ON GET INVOLVED
THERE'S A MOOSETERY TO SOLVE
HANG AROUND WITH MOOSE MILKIE



ROVER HERE!!!!!

Blackula69 posted:

vote moose milkie vote arften

i'm moose milkie and i approve this message

# ? May 29, 2012 10:28
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Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,
The distance would not haunt me so

I would vote for you, mr milkie, as long as your gifs would not be classed as sedition

# ? May 29, 2012 10:34
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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

FREEDOM FIGHTERS


 i wanna see that corgi as a national flag

# ? May 29, 2012 10:39
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.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

woz for alarm

 "shitt romney more like"

*a million gbs fives rain down*

# ? May 29, 2012 10:40
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Wit_sponge
Dec 28, 2008

FUUUCK


 eat a fuckin dick stinkyhole

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MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

MAH TEEF DONT LINE UP AND I GOTS HAYFINGERS




 only you can prevent page sniping

# ? May 29, 2012 10:50
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