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Another fun game of League of Legends today  quote:RedPepsiSky: stupid little btch mf
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| # ? Jun 17, 2012 22:46 |
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Bedshaped posted:Another fun game of League of Legends today I have tried so many, many times to learn how to play dota style games because they look like they might be fun once you get the hang of it, but any time I try to figure out how poo poo works I get literal death threats from both sides for.. trying to learn how to play. In a "newbie game".  I have no idea how these games consistently have the single most aggressive, sexually frustrated sperglords on the face of the earth but there they are, every single time. Nastyman fucked around with this message at Jun 18, 2012 around 00:10 |
| # ? Jun 18, 2012 00:07 |
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You ran into people "smurfing", making new accounts to try and get easy wins against players worse than them. Lots of them are so bad that the only people they can reliably beat are people who have never played before.
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| # ? Jun 18, 2012 00:17 |
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I don't think I have it anymore, but I got a mocking PM when I did fairly poorly in MW3. I sent the guy back a message saying something along the lines of "Yeah, I'm doing the challenges for lovely attachments.  " He actually apologized because he did the same thing the week before.
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| # ? Jun 18, 2012 04:55 |
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JackMackerel posted:Most PS3 users don't have headphones. You need USB ones, and the cheapest gaming ones are fifty bucks, if you're lucky.
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| # ? Jun 18, 2012 05:55 |
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for the war effort
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Got a guy telling me he was going to "report me to battlefield" cause we were teamkilling him. http://tindeck.com/listen/ilog When I played forza and would grief drifters a Brazilian man said he was going to put his fingers in our asses.
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| # ? Jun 18, 2012 10:51 |
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Oppenheimer posted:When I played forza and would grief drifters a Brazilian man said he was going to put his fingers in our asses. Was he expecting you to take turns or was he going to stick his fingers up multiple people's asses at the same time? Or was he going to line your asses up and play them like an inverse xylophone?
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| # ? Jun 18, 2012 10:56 |
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Oppenheimer posted:Got a guy telling me he was going to "report me to battlefield" cause we were teamkilling him. Yes I believe that this would usually be the appropriate action to take, reporting someone who is griefing in an incredibly un-funny way.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2012 17:58 |
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quote:yes a Member of urs a [Control Volume] went off on me and Commander of Clan in a match bc he got killed and blamed us...calling out stats calling us Dumbasses whole 9 yards im hoping to settle this quietly but this isnt first time hes been like this with my Clan members and id appriciate something being done about him if he continues Darkmoon Our Clan leader will Go to WOT admins ty and hope u have a nice day Sadly a better one has been lost to the ages (the person sending it signed his own post and everything!) but this game is still great for getting people to cry to your clan commander.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2012 18:30 |
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My friend thinks it's a novelty that I'm white and acts like I'm too fancy for things, so when coming up with my Live name, he suggested PorcelainPrince; since I was just getting it for netflix on the TV, I didn't think it'd matter, but I got the Street Fighter bug, and played a lot. Here are some of the ones I saved. 
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| # ? Jun 19, 2012 19:06 |
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Silentman0 posted:Yes I believe that this would usually be the appropriate action to take, reporting someone who is griefing in an incredibly un-funny way. More funny as the way he said that he was reporting me to battlefield as if it were some kind of person or organization or something. That and that he "got it all on tape" and sounded like a redneck as well as having the name Gun Builder. Picture a wifebeater wearing man drinking pbr and filming the screen with a VHS recorder.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2012 19:19 |
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Totally contrary to what this thread is about, I actually got a really nice message on XBOX live. I was playing BF3 on the map where you assault a beach from an aircraft carrier. Me and this other guy were sniping back and forth for prolly 4-5 minutes until I finally pegged him with a ~650 yard(?) marksmen headshot. I got a message like 20 seconds later. "Epic snipr battle bro. Legit." Nicest message I've ever gotten on Xbox Live.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2012 19:21 |
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Paper Diamonds posted:Totally contrary to what this thread is about, I actually got a really nice message on XBOX live. I was playing BF3 on the map where you assault a beach from an aircraft carrier. Me and this other guy were sniping back and forth for prolly 4-5 minutes until I finally pegged him with a ~650 yard(?) marksmen headshot. I got a message like 20 seconds later. These kinds of messages always make me  because in a sea of slurs and rabid hatred there are actually dudes out there just playing the game to have a good time.E: I will admit I do get frustrated to the point of yelling at my TV when I'm playing with incompetent pubbies, but never enough to send someone an angry message. If anything I'll try to offer some advice. v  v
Radio Paranoia fucked around with this message at Jun 19, 2012 around 19:33 |
| # ? Jun 19, 2012 19:30 |
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The best thing to say to people who go on those huge tirades of slurs and insults is simple: lol I never use internet-speak, ever, except in this one particular scenario, because it just pisses these idiots off so much. As they get madder and madder, just say it again. They flip their poo poo, it's fantastic.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2012 19:35 |
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Livingston posted:My friend thinks it's a novelty that I'm white and acts like I'm too fancy for things, so when coming up with my Live name, he suggested PorcelainPrince; since I was just getting it for netflix on the TV, I didn't think it'd matter, but I got the Street Fighter bug, and played a lot. Here are some of the ones I saved. Damnit, you need to go play some Reach or Gears with that username, you could probably get some great material for this thread. I think it is what every gamertag should be.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2012 19:53 |
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I remember back in the Halo 2 days, I wound up on a team with a bunch of clan guys with mics, the game type where you have to run a bomb to the other team's base. Game starts, I pick up the bomb, and the rest of them go get in the jeep. One of them says, "Get in" as I'm moving over there, so I keep coming, then he yells really angrily "Get in or I'll loving run you over." So I just kind of figured he could gently caress himself, and ran off the other direction. Well, that made all of them get out and start chasing me down, and when they killed me and took the bomb and I respawned, I hopped into the now empty jeep and drove it over to run circles around the enemy base, honking the horn. One of the guys on the other team hollered at me to stop so he could get in, so I obliged, and when he took the gun turret, I drove back over to my team and started driving around in circles while he mowed them down. It wasn't my Xbox account, but I think my brother must have gotten some hate mail about that one.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2012 19:57 |
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Way back when Halo 2 was out, I uh... did something I'm not entirely proud of, but I'll post it here because it fits. I played with this British dude once. He was talking about Americans and how much we suck at video games, so I decided to start saying some pretty racist poo poo like "Hahaha look it's the Revolutionary War all over again!" whenever I killed him. In the next game he was on my team, and whenever I stopped him from getting killed I would say, "Just like World War 2, eh, mate?" His responses to this included things like, "You hamburger eating American slob," and "How does it feel to be fat as gently caress you fat gently caress?" So I guess we were both the idiots in the game. In my defense, I was 15, and even then did I rarely talk poo poo in video games. The guy just pissed me off with his snarky comments so I went off on him. Oddly enough, the guy later invited a friend and I to one of his games, where we lagged like gently caress because it was a European server. During the game we had some less-racist conversation and actually became friends, though I haven't talked to him for years. Weird how that happens.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2012 20:01 |
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Morpheus posted:As they get madder and madder, just say it again. They flip their poo poo, it's fantastic. Or correct their spelling/grammar in a polite and helpful manner.
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| # ? Jun 19, 2012 20:30 |
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I knew I recognized that! (It is weird that I recognized that.)
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| # ? Jun 19, 2012 21:32 |
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gtz posted:I knew I recognized that! (It is weird that I recognized that.) Oh wow, this site is perfect for this thread. I am loving some of this crazy poo poo  Definitely click that link if you want to get some laughs out of some really pathetic people, this is creepy to the max
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| # ? Jun 19, 2012 21:40 |
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gtz posted:I knew I recognized that! (It is weird that I recognized that.) Whoa! I can't believe that. I just took a pic of my TV and posted it on my facebook almost two years ago and kind of forgot about it. How cool! Livingston fucked around with this message at Jun 20, 2012 around 01:43 |
| # ? Jun 20, 2012 01:41 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:This site's great. Basically, League of Legends has a user-based chat moderation system. People submit reports of offensive chat, and the Tribunal (a bunch of max-level players) determine if it's worth acting on or not. This being League of Legends (a free to play MOBA, a genre notorious for pissing people off), there's some ridiculous poo poo. I laughed my crabs off at that first quote it's the "but look at you" at the end that does it. League of Legends is a total misnomer, they should have called it "World Championships of Shitheadery" or just "Here there be cunts".
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| # ? Jun 20, 2012 02:30 |
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I manage to avoid alot of this poo poo, despite playing alot of CoD on Xbox live. A few weeks ago I did get a voice message after a game that was just some kid saying: "Hey, you really suck. If you had a wife I'd be doing her right now." In a really nonchalant tone  I actually report any message I get. It's either spam or hate speech.
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| # ? Jun 20, 2012 02:37 |
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Livingston posted:Whoa! I can't believe that. I just took a pic of my TV and posted it on my facebook almost two years ago and kind of forgot about it. How cool!  I'm kind of terrible at replying to all the submissions to let people know that it's been posted.
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| # ? Jun 20, 2012 02:40 |
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BlackFrost posted:I played with this British dude once. He was talking about Americans and how much we suck at video games, so I decided to start saying some pretty racist poo poo like "Hahaha look it's the Revolutionary War all over again!" whenever I killed him. In the next game he was on my team, and whenever I stopped him from getting killed I would say, "Just like World War 2, eh, mate?" I wouldn't say that's racist, 'British' isn't a race any more than 'Canadian' is.
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| # ? Jun 20, 2012 03:00 |
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Can-O-Raid posted:I wouldn't say that's racist, 'British' isn't a race any more than 'Canadian' is.
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| # ? Jun 20, 2012 03:22 |
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Paper Diamonds posted:Totally contrary to what this thread is about, I actually got a really nice message on XBOX live. I was playing BF3 on the map where you assault a beach from an aircraft carrier. Me and this other guy were sniping back and forth for prolly 4-5 minutes until I finally pegged him with a ~650 yard(?) marksmen headshot. I got a message like 20 seconds later. Hahaha, wow. I had the exact same thing happen. Some guys had set up spawn beacons on top of the giant radio tower on Caspian Border so I started sniping at them from the Russian base. It lasted several minutes until I finally pegged one for a 911  meter headshot.Then he congratulated me over chat for it, I was amazed. For content, a few weeks ago I was playing Reach and Elite Slayer came up. Elite slayer is the land of plasma grenades of overcharged shots, so I naturally took Armor Lock. At the end of the match I'd gone something like 30-4 with 2 dozen armor lock medals and almost as many emp medals. Afterword one of the guys on the other team sent me 2 longwinded voice messages informing me that I was a loving noob, armor lock is for loving noobs, only noobs use armor lock, it went on and on until I could hear him wheezing in rage over the mic. Rather than replying to him, I was playing with some friends so I dragged them along and we followed him into another lobby and all ran armor lock. All 4 of us standing over his corpse and locking again and again until he left
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| # ? Jun 20, 2012 06:47 |
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Morpheus posted:I never use internet-speak, ever, except in this one particular scenario, because it just pisses these idiots off so much. As they get madder and madder, just say it again. They flip their poo poo, it's fantastic. I normally try not to talk to anyone online, on Xbox Ive just got everyone except my friends/party muted, and I never send messages or anything. However, back when I played Street Fighter 4 when it first came out, there was a problem with people disconnecting/rage quitting out of games before you beat them. Whenever that happened, I would send a message that just says 'and stay out.' and holy cow every single person would lose their mind when you send that too them. So if anyone ever wants to bait a rage-quitter into an internet freakout, go with 'and stay out'
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| # ? Jun 20, 2012 13:23 |
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 I don't remember seeing this in this thread, but I saw it in the PYF funny pics thread
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| # ? Jun 23, 2012 04:11 |
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I stopped playing xbox live in the first 6 months after the 360 came out. Glad to see it's getting worse. How is this stuff not moderated? The same old racist/sexist/homophobic insults over and over again got old really fast. Although one time a guy with a Jamaican sounding accent called me a "sly old fox" as an insult and that was pretty cool.
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| # ? Jun 23, 2012 05:00 |
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The Angry Video Game Nerd's Mailbag 3 is pretty good if you like game related hatemail.  http://cinemassacre.com/2012/04/22/...acre-mailbag-3/
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| # ? Jun 24, 2012 04:30 |
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Can-O-Raid posted:'British' isn't a race any more than 'Canadian' is. What? Yes it is?
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| # ? Jun 25, 2012 08:40 |
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Bubble Bathory posted:What? Yes it is? It's a nationality surely? Back on topic, I had someone in league of legends tell me "i hope a boar eats your dick" last night
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| # ? Jun 25, 2012 08:52 |
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Bedshaped posted:Another fun game of League of Legends today If you're going to be really specific about the location you wish someone was stabbed in make it the esophagus. It's not the first thing that comes to the mind of most would-be-stab-victims and they might get the reference to the great poets work. Also the face is pretty much just a bit of skin over a skull which pretty hard so stabbing into it takes some effort. At least that's what my grandpa always used to say.
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| # ? Jun 25, 2012 10:33 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:If you're going to be really specific about the location you wish someone was stabbed in make it the esophagus. It's not the first thing that comes to the mind of most would-be-stab-victims and they might get the reference to the great poets work. I dunno, I think this Penny Arcade had a pretty good one.
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| # ? Jun 25, 2012 14:30 |
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I hope Seizon doesn't mind me crossposting this from the Brony thread. It made me laugh and I felt it belonged here too. Remember to "right-click > View image" is it's too tiny for ya. Edit: link to the comment if you wanna see responses and such. Mezurya fucked around with this message at Jun 27, 2012 around 17:59 |
| # ? Jun 27, 2012 17:57 |
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AlphaDog posted:I stopped playing xbox live in the first 6 months after the 360 came out. Glad to see it's getting worse. How is this stuff not moderated? My ecksbawks fanboy keeps hounding me about this, saying that U KEN AVOID IDIOTS IF U PLAY WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE!!! My brother literally stated that flame wars broke out on Gears of War/Battlefield/COD/Halo each and every time, and I'm far more inclined to believe him.
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| # ? Jun 27, 2012 19:24 |
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JackMackerel posted:My ecksbawks fanboy keeps hounding me about this, saying that U KEN AVOID IDIOTS IF U PLAY WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE!!! I just don't understand this, I play Xbox Live a lot, and the kind of games that supposedly attract idiots like Halo, Call of Duty, Gears, etc, and I've heard someone being an rear end in a top hat once in six years of playing. Two people on my team just kinda decided they hated a third in Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops or something and started mocking him the whole game. That's the one incident in over half a decade. Most people just keep to themselves aside from the occasional "What, how'd he kill me, that was BS."
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| # ? Jun 27, 2012 19:40 |
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:I just don't understand this, I play Xbox Live a lot, and the kind of games that supposedly attract idiots like Halo, Call of Duty, Gears, etc, and I've heard someone being an rear end in a top hat once in six years of playing. Two people on my team just kinda decided they hated a third in Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops or something and started mocking him the whole game. That's the one incident in over half a decade. Most people just keep to themselves aside from the occasional "What, how'd he kill me, that was BS." For me it is precisely the opposite. Nearly every time I play a game online (especially Halo) it is just insult after insult. It's kind of hilarious, honestly. Maybe it has to do with what time you play?
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| # ? Jun 27, 2012 19:48 |
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| # ? May 19, 2013 08:13 |
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:I just don't understand this, I play Xbox Live a lot, and the kind of games that supposedly attract idiots like Halo, Call of Duty, Gears, etc, and I've heard someone being an rear end in a top hat once in six years of playing. Two people on my team just kinda decided they hated a third in Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops or something and started mocking him the whole game. That's the one incident in over half a decade. Most people just keep to themselves aside from the occasional "What, how'd he kill me, that was BS." For the most part people in CoD keep to themselves and stay off mic, at least in deathmatch/ team dm. It's really only when they're in a group that they talk to each other, so maybe you just don't go into the other game modes often. That and 12 year olds know they will be endlessly mocked for being 12 when you hear them speak. Some know well enough not to talk.
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| # ? Jun 27, 2012 19:53 |
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