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baeyocisteine
Jun 2, 2012

by Fistgrrl


We Forgot


We Forgot, what it was like to stand for truth,



the truth of Jesus



Compromise on the message
backsliding
from the faith


they aren't an accident.

We have left his way

remind yourself daily, of his passion for humanity






Send as a gift to your local workplace

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Uglycat
Dec 4, 2000


Hear Hear!

Whole Milk
Jan 29, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Its me, Im the Jesus from the OP

Can-O-Raid
Oct 24, 2010

GRIMES' DOPE EP
THE SKULL RETURNS

~*AMBERPOS SUPREMACY*~


So OP, what's the story? Is this a photoshop thread or a real thing, or are you a Christian-flavored Kyoon copycat?

BART IM PISS
Aug 4, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3904 days!


Where are these dashing rocks? And is there a basket of free children just sitting there, or do I have to pay for them?

Indentured Servant
Aug 31, 2008


As a slave, how many complimentary lashings am I entitled to?

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary


Matthew 13:42 says "They will throw them into the fiery furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth."

But what happens if I don't have any teeth due to biting into an unfortunately hard piece of Hunstanton rock when I was thirteen?

baeyocisteine
Jun 2, 2012

by Fistgrrl


Jesus may choose to bless you with teeth as you enter your eternity

Adrastus
Apr 1, 2012


Are you going to give me a link where I can purchase these stationaries? Or am I just supposed to send those pictures to my local workplace like a FW:FW:FW email?

Shitty Treat
Feb 21, 2012

Stoopid?


Is this Jesus stationery gay friendly?

Hot Sauce Batman
Oct 8, 2011


r/atheism will hear about this!!!

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

Men call it 'The Weed'
Gods 'The Herb of the Field'
'Seaweed of Chills' in hell
'Bong-Food' the giants,
'Fair-Trees' the elves,
'The Dank' is it called by the Wanes.


Beef Darts posted:

Where are these dashing rocks? And is there a basket of free children just sitting there, or do I have to pay for them?

Dash two, get one free.

TemporalParadox
Dec 20, 2003

*~blush~*


lovely Treat posted:

Is this Jesus stationery gay friendly?
Is this some sort of thinly veiled tl;dr?

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006



I can't read Psalm 137 without hearing it in Joshua Graham's voice.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


Omnicarus posted:

I can't read Psalm 137 without hearing it in Joshua Graham's voice.

I would buy an audiobook of the Bible as read by Joshua Graham.

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Corbid Muriosity
Sep 4, 2011


This is that cheap bible store junk my step-grandma used to get me and my sister for Christmas and our birthdays while everyone else just got us normal kids toys. I still remember the stupid five cent bible shaped pencil sharpeners.

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