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Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

This clown would like to touch your privates.

He has a meeting with a detective at 6PM tonight.

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Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008



That was fast, holy poo poo.

Edit: Ah yeah, do you mean your coworker or the couple?

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007
...and something warm and soft just passed through here



I live in Brandon, but don't really run with any meth heads. Sorry OP!

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008


Your coworker or the lovely gentleman in the photos?

Fenderbender
Oct 9, 2003

You have the right to remain silent.


Fistgrrl posted:

This is the weirdest brag-about-knowledge. "Let me tell ya about pipes..."

It's pretty much entirely relevant to people wondering about why they have a bunch of pipes. I guess it's bragging to talk about pipes in a thread about meth fiends and people wondering why they have a bunch of meth pipes.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001


Limastock posted:

How can you google something you have never even heard of? This is literally the first time ive ever heard of iCloud. Ive checked it out in the last 10 minutes, but prior to, I had no knowledge of it whatsoever.

You're just not an apple fanboy, no shame in that. I hadn't heard of it either, although it was immediately apparent what it was.

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008

turn in your old, worn-out for the war effort

They seem like the kind of people that would film themselves having sex.

Don't skimp on us, OP.

ZeroDays
Feb 11, 2007

the fuck you know about what i need on my mind mother fucker

Fenderbender posted:

It's pretty much entirely relevant to people wondering about why they have a bunch of pipes. I guess it's bragging to talk about pipes in a thread about meth fiends and people wondering why they have a bunch of meth pipes.
We get it, you like crack. Stop bragging.

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

That was fast, holy poo poo.

Edit: Ah yeah, do you mean your coworker or the couple?

Detectives don't often arrange meetings with wanted criminals, and if they do, public forums don't know about it before the criminal does.

Limastock
Oct 28, 2004

i just want to be ur ~*friend*~


IRQ posted:

You're just not an apple fanboy, no shame in that. I hadn't heard of it either, although it was immediately apparent what it was.

Well yeah, I mean from the context of the thread it was pretty clear but come on, all the posts about how dumb these two are for not having intimate knowledge of iCloud are pretty goony. Yeah these two junkies are idiots, yeah they will get caught and deserve it, and of course they are stupid for taking pictures/stealing in the first place but to focus on the fact they didnt know what some Apple picture storage thing was is pretty lame.

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008



ZeroDays posted:

Detectives don't often arrange meetings with wanted criminals, and if they do, public forums don't know about it before the criminal does.

I thought he was saying the cops had his location in a roundabout way.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


Okay, so why exactly do they need so many pipes? I don't smoke meth and while I've frequented TCC on occasion I've never heard that discussed.

Is it for an all night meth party? Or do they wear out over time? If they're for showing off why aren't they in a display case instead of on the bed?

I don't even know potheads with more than like 2 or 3 devices.

Limastock
Oct 28, 2004

i just want to be ur ~*friend*~


BeefThief posted:

Okay, so why exactly do they need so many pipes? I don't smoke meth and while I've frequented TCC on occasion I've never heard that discussed.

Is it for an all night meth party? Or do they wear out over time? If they're for showing off why aren't they in a display case instead of on the bed?

I don't even know potheads with more than like 2 or 3 devices.

Each pipe is for a dedicated orifice

Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

This clown would like to touch your privates.

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

I thought he was saying the cops had his location in a roundabout way.

Nah, they're meeting with my coworker.

Sid Vicious
Oct 31, 2007

smoke

everyday


BeefThief posted:

Okay, so why exactly do they need so many pipes? I don't smoke meth and while I've frequented TCC on occasion I've never heard that discussed.

Is it for an all night meth party? Or do they wear out over time? If they're for showing off why aren't they in a display case instead of on the bed?

I don't even know potheads with more than like 2 or 3 devices.

You know some lame rear end potheads, most of the ones I know have pretty much the shelf from Half Baked in their living rooms. I used to, but no more drugs so hurray.

Pon de Bundy
Dec 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


She sure does have an ugly boyfriend. He looks too old for her, and that goatee is not flattering. The sex must not be pretty.

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007
...and something warm and soft just passed through here



Using my super computer powers, I've noticed that the rust remover they have to clean their pipes has an orange Publix clearance sticker on it. The orange tags will only be at older stores who have a large quantity of this sticker, since the new ones are green and white. The store on Kings and 60 is the oldest store in the area, I recommend he stakes out that store looking for our suspects. The store on 60 and Valrico might have those tags too. (held over from their older location)

demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004


deadwing posted:

Using my super computer powers, I've noticed that the rust remover they have to clean their pipes has an orange Publix clearance sticker on it. The orange tags will only be at older stores who have a large quantity of this sticker, since the new ones are green and white. The store on Kings and 60 is the oldest store in the area, I recommend he stakes out that store looking for our suspects. The store on 60 and Valrico might have those tags too. (held over from their older location)

Or rust cleaner isn't something you run out of quickly and the bottle is very old.

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008



Pon de Bundy posted:

She sure does have an ugly boyfriend. He looks too old for her, and that goatee is not flattering. The sex must not be pretty.

It's probably because he supplies her with meth.

Gaspy Conana posted:

Nah, they're meeting with my coworker.

Well that's good too! Have you or your coworker checked to see if there's exif data on the pictures yet?

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007
...and something warm and soft just passed through here



demonachizer posted:

Or rust cleaner isn't something you run out of quickly and the bottle is very old.

Not when you do lots of meth and are using it to clean your pipes!

Fenderbender
Oct 9, 2003

You have the right to remain silent.


Oh, I never even saw the Imgur link. Yeah, he's making the pipes. That's a canister of propane for a handheld torch.

Fenderbender fucked around with this message at Jun 7, 2012 around 18:43

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010


deadwing posted:

Not when you do lots of meth and are using it to clean your pipes!

Yea, I hate it when my glass pipes get left out in the rain and start to rust.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

I'm so
mad. im
gonna
have sex
with my
girl friend
so i wont
be so mad




She has really nice teeth. I hope she gets some help out of her current situation.

Or I guess they could have robbed someone for their dentures.

Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

This clown would like to touch your privates.

Oh wait, I'm wrong. The local news is coming tonight. The cops do have four detectives on it though, apparently.

Clanpot Shake
Aug 10, 2006
shake shake!

Everything in that apartment they stole from someone else. Including their teeth.

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006


Hellsau posted:


She has really nice teeth. I hope she gets some help out of her current situation.

Hey there girl, you got a purty mouth..

Ireland Sucks
May 16, 2004



Gaspy Conana posted:

Oh wait, I'm wrong. The local news is coming tonight. The cops do have four detectives on it though, apparently.

Hey awesome, I was thinking they were going to put it in the queue to deal with in a few weeks time when it was way too late, but looks like this is going to have a happy ending and maybe an appearance on COPS

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

I'm so
mad. im
gonna
have sex
with my
girl friend
so i wont
be so mad


Clanpot Shake posted:

Everything in that apartment they stole from someone else. Including their teeth.

Well then he probably could have taken the time to steal a shirt that isn't a wifebeater.

Fenderbender
Oct 9, 2003

You have the right to remain silent.


Haha, you can even still see the torch lit in the third picture.



After some searching, that's a bottle of Whink which is apparently popular with meth heads for use in cleaning meth pipes.

Fenderbender fucked around with this message at Jun 7, 2012 around 18:54

Nobler Than Lettuce
Aug 17, 2010

I think I'm a grasshopper. I think I'm a grasshopper. I think I'm a grasssshopppper.


Clanpot Shake posted:

Everything in that apartment they stole from someone else. Including their teeth.

Probably got into a car accident and sued.

Trap Star
Jul 21, 2010



Gaspy Conana posted:

Oh wait, I'm wrong. The local news is coming tonight. The cops do have four detectives on it though, apparently.

This is awesome. I love the idea that these thieves are going to have their stupid faces all over your local news.

Fenderbender posted:

Haha, you can even still see the torch lit in the third picture.



After some searching, that's a bottle of Whink which is apparently popular with meth heads for use in cleaning meth pipes.

Their coffee table is two cardboard boxes with a towel over it, and they also leave a flaming blowtorch on and beside their carpet.

Trap Star fucked around with this message at Jun 7, 2012 around 18:54

Iluvlortab
Jul 19, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


I smoke a tobacco pipe and I have 8 pipes but they're expensive as hell. Why the need for a dozen pieces of poo poo glass...parties?

Iluvlortab
Jul 19, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Trap Star posted:

This is awesome. I love the idea that these thieves are going to have their stupid faces all over your local news.


Their coffee table is two cardboard boxes with a towel over it, and they also leave a flaming blowtorch on and beside their carpet.

Clearly the epitome of American education and social strata.

Kaiser Soze
Dec 24, 2010

I'm hoarding your wisdom.


Trap Star posted:

This is awesome. I love the idea that these thieves are going to have their stupid faces all over your local news.

I'm torn. Yeah, it's funny if they get featured on the news but kind of sucks that other thieves will see that and know to disable iCloud from future stolen goods.

something
Aug 1, 2011

Have you ever seen
The most pure look of delight
On a Babby's face?

Are these pictures enough evidence to just straight up arrest them? I think at some point reasonable doubt has to go off when these people are taking pictures of a variety of drug paraphenalia along with the tools used to make them... using a phone which is stolen.

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004
Walker...is a dangerous man..! Lee Marvin IS Walker, in Point Blank!

Gaspy Conana posted:

Oh wait, I'm wrong. The local news is coming tonight. The cops do have four detectives on it though, apparently.

It was asked earlier but did your co-worker sign up for that locatemyipad type feature when you first get the device?

Trap Star
Jul 21, 2010



Kaiser Soze posted:

I'm torn. Yeah, it's funny if they get featured on the news but kind of sucks that other thieves will see that and know to disable iCloud from future stolen goods.

You're right, though I have doubts that many crackheads watch the news anyway.

something posted:

Are these pictures enough evidence to just straight up arrest them? I think at some point reasonable doubt has to go off when these people are taking pictures of a variety of drug paraphenalia along with the tools used to make them... using a phone which is stolen.

I'm not a lawyer, but they're either the ones responsible or they could say they bought it from the REAL criminal, which at least should get them some sort of possession of stolen property charge. I'm betting the prosecution just charges them with the theft anyway, and hopefully they get a warrant for their houses too based on the pictures

AgentCow007
May 20, 2004
TITLE TEXT

Meth pipes get "dirty" (and therefore unusable) really fast, you could go through one a day easily... but most people just replace them. Someone mentioned they had a cleaning solution out... tweakers do LOVE to clean!!

...ok now it's time for me to stop talking about meth

Fenderbender
Oct 9, 2003

You have the right to remain silent.


Also, that's a Worthington propane tank. Not that it matters much since you can buy them at just about any Walmart or camping-type place, but coupled with buying Whink (if they were dumb enough), larger chains may be able to help locate at the very least some sales that could provide leads. That is if they care enough to do that sort of legwork.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

bruh think im gay cuz im grindin in my tiny pants
bet im the only goon nigga in these tiny pants


ZeroDays posted:

We get it, you like crack. Stop bragging.



CrackBragger1989

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Toriori
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

You should make text pop up that's really ominous sounding. "Okay, I hid the body and have all the teeth in a plastic baggie, what do I do with them??"

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