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KungfooMF
Feb 21, 2002




I see where this is going.

"Look, I won't turn you in if..."

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Rocketlex
Oct 21, 2008

The Manliest Knight
in Caketown


Can we trick them into going to Darfur somehow?

Dr. Benway
Dec 9, 2005

We can't stop here! This is bat country!

Fremry posted:

Please tell your coworker to tell the police that he's going to talk to the media. The last thing you want is your coworker completely loving up the investigation and these guys getting off because he wanted his 45 second clip of "fame" on the local bullshit news channel.

At the very least, have the police talk to the media so that they don't air the piece before the suspects are arrested. No one will make out well in this if the suspects see themselves on TV before the police have identified/arrested them, giving them ample time to destroy anything that could get them charged.

This right here. In essence your coworker and local news would be doing the same thing these idiots are doing by broadcasting their activities.

"Durr. These criminals don't know that we have technology on our side, but they haven't been apprehended yet. So if you hear your upstairs neighbor frantically flushing their toilet and throwing tons of electronics in a dumpster let us know. Thanks."

Electric Bugaloo
Oct 20, 2007

pruney back


Earwicker posted:

There's a "Find My iPad" service you can turn on that will track the device should it get stolen or lost.

Yeah, there was a thread a while back (like two years ago- back when you had to pay for the service) about some goon's iPhone getting snatched at a park or something. He allegedly got the phone's street location on a map, and decided to go down to the 'hood to get it back.

If I'm not mistaken, that basically consisted of him going up to a group of youngish (like late teens/early 20s) dudes and accosting them for his phone, which they'd apparently bought. When they refused to give it back (duh), he enlisted the help of a police officer that just happened to be luckily passing by, who asked him a series of questions about stuff on the phone "that only the real owner could know" before giving it to him.

Then the thread turned into equal amounts of praise for this goon's heroic gumption and disbelief and admonition at somebody who would be stupid enough to cross town and attempt to get his phone back from whoever stole/bought it, personally and (I believe) unarmed. I think it was fake, but it makes a nice read.

Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

This clown would like to touch your privates.

Wow, this is going fast. Deputies are on the way to the girl's house. We were thinking about going to Hooters to eat after work.

Dr.Cthulhu
Jan 19, 2005

Earache! Earache!
Cthulhu Fatigue!


Gaspy Conana posted:

Wow, this is going fast. Deputies are on the way to the girl's house. We were thinking about going to Hooters to eat after work.

This is amazing, please follow them and take pictures of the arrest!

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY


Gaspy Conana posted:

Wow, this is going fast. Deputies are on the way to the girl's house. We were thinking about going to Hooters to eat after work.

Hahahaha holy poo poo this is great. Keep updating the thread, I'm going to need a good laugh after work tonight.

ff7cid
Jun 27, 2008

Beartato! I just became aware of the vast speed at which we are hurtling through the universe! Now it's all I can think about!

I feel like we're approaching the point where this thread becomes too good to be true.

prove me wrong!

fatjoint
Sep 28, 2005
Fatjoint

Gaspy Conana posted:

Found the girl in the pictures.

She works at XXX.

Updates as they come in.

STOP RIGHT THERE - EDIT HER PLACE OF BUSINESS OUT.

You are really putting yourself in a bad position legally. Stop it now.

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Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008



Gaspy Conana posted:

Wow, this is going fast. Deputies are on the way to the girl's house. We were thinking about going to Hooters to eat after work.

drat. That IS fast. Hopefully it'll turn out to be her place that they took those pictures at so your friend can get his stuff back. Might be bad if someone who lives around her is a friend of theirs and notifies the guy in the pictures, though.

fatjoint posted:

STOP RIGHT THERE - EDIT HER PLACE OF BUSINESS OUT.

You are really putting yourself in a bad position legally. Stop it now.

What? How? He doesn't have anything to do with this case, it's his co-worker's ipad that was stolen. Even if he did have something to do with this case I don't see how posting where she works would violate anything.

Lt. Dans Legs fucked around with this message at Jun 7, 2012 around 21:23

Rocketlex
Oct 21, 2008

The Manliest Knight
in Caketown


Dr.Cthulhu posted:

This is amazing, please follow them and take pictures of the arrest!

They might do the work for him, there.

timpanihilistic
Sep 18, 2007

Everything is in my control


fatjoint posted:

STOP RIGHT THERE - EDIT HER PLACE OF BUSINESS OUT.

You are really putting yourself in a bad position legally. Stop it now.

What's your deal? Would you like to explain why?

Chronojam
Feb 20, 2006

gosh, mrs. robot, mom told me not to take mixed drinks from strangers

I knew I bookmarked this for a reason.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

Don't worry you'll look great with a shaved head. Bruce Willis does it, I don't understand why you are being such a wuss about this.


timpanihilistic posted:

What's your deal? Would you like to explain why?

Something about compromising an ongoing investigation. Not illegal in and of itself, I don't think, but if something goes wrong because of it he can get arrested.

But keep us updated anyways

Dr.Cthulhu
Jan 19, 2005

Earache! Earache!
Cthulhu Fatigue!


The Door Frame posted:

Something about compromising an ongoing investigation. Not illegal in and of itself, I don't think, but if something goes wrong because of it he can get arrested.

But keep us updated anyways

Arrested for what?

reflir
Oct 29, 2004

So don't. Stay here with me.

Dr.Cthulhu posted:

Arrested for what?

Arrested for sperging in the third degree

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008



reflir posted:

Arrested for sperging in the third degree

poo poo, I heard you can get 10 years for that.

Hairpull
Jul 18, 2007


Dr.Cthulhu posted:

Arrested for what?

Probably interfering with an investigation?

Rukus
Mar 13, 2007

Hmph.


fatjoint posted:

STOP RIGHT THERE - EDIT HER PLACE OF BUSINESS OUT.

You are really putting yourself in a bad position legally. Stop it now.

Yes, because there's only one Hooters on the entire planet. The dude's fine, it's not like he's publishing actual addresses.

Doccers
Aug 15, 2001


Patron Saint of Chickencheese

Rukus posted:

Yes, because there's only one Hooters on the entire planet. The dude's fine, it's not like he's publishing actual addresses.

Considering there's likely only one in that city, though...

But still, his call really.

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Is it wrong that I hope they kick off on the arresting officers and end up getting tasered?

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003



Rukus posted:

Yes, because there's only one Hooters on the entire planet. The dude's fine, it's not like he's publishing actual addresses.

He's named the specific city where this took place though so that narrows it down considerably.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001


Earwicker posted:

He's named the specific city where this took place though so that narrows it down considerably.

It's north florida man, there's a hooters and a strip club and a liquor store every block.

Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

This clown would like to touch your privates.

He pushed the meeting with the news people to tomorrow. I'm not really worried about what has been posted here. The police know he's been using the internet and seemed okay with it. They told him to withhold the details of how he found certain information though.

Gaspy Conana fucked around with this message at Jun 7, 2012 around 21:41

Should be sleeping
Dec 3, 2006
AM I WEARING MY LEATHERS AND A HELMET? NO? I BETTER BE.


Have fun at hooters, give your buddy an internet high five from California.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


Nice custom title

Wonder if there's going to be one last photo with them staring at five police officers in the doorway

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Go to said place of business and tell them it's your birthday. Might as well get a song and dance out of her before she goes to jail.

Edit: Oh well, next time.

Rolo fucked around with this message at Jun 7, 2012 around 21:40

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

Realistic Sucking Action


Rolo posted:

Go to said place of business and tell them it's your birthday. Might as well get a song and dance out of her before she goes to jail.

If the cops are heading for her place of residence it's pretty likely she's not at work right now.

spregalia
Apr 11, 2010

I like chocolate MIIIILK


I refuse to believe that any Hooters waitress could be anything but the epitome of morality.

Limastock
Oct 28, 2004

i just want to be ur ~*friend*~


fatjoint posted:

STOP RIGHT THERE - EDIT HER PLACE OF BUSINESS OUT.

You are really putting yourself in a bad position legally. Stop it now.

That's boring. You're boring.

Keep updating OP! This is just getting good

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat



Limastock posted:

That's boring. You're boring.

Keep updating OP! This is just getting good

Seconded!

MixMasterMalaria
Jul 26, 2007


Internet justice: goons cheering for life-ruining things to happen to someone who was photographed using a stolen phone.

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bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.


Gaspy Conana posted:

He pushed the meeting with the news people to tomorrow. I'm not really worried about what has been posted here. The police know he's been using the internet and seemed okay with it. They told him to withhold the details of how he found certain information though.

This awesome. No pressure but I am p much just sitting here, wearing out my f5 key, snacking on tortilla chips.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


Nice custom title

MixMasterMalaria posted:

Internet justice: goons cheering for life-ruining things to happen to someone who was photographed using a stolen phone.

The world sure is a mean and scary place, isn't it?

Wells
Sep 21, 2008

THIS IS A BIZ!!!


MixMasterMalaria posted:

Internet justice: goons cheering for life-ruining things to happen to someone who was photographed using a stolen phone.

Is "meth dealer" a non-violent drug offense I should feel bad about?

Doccers
Aug 15, 2001


Patron Saint of Chickencheese

MixMasterMalaria posted:

Internet justice: goons cheering for life-ruining things to happen to someone who was photographed using a stolen phone.

Judging from the photos I think the "life-ruining" events have already occurred long ago.

Rocketlex
Oct 21, 2008

The Manliest Knight
in Caketown


MixMasterMalaria posted:

Internet justice: goons cheering for life-ruining things to happen to someone who was photographed using a stolen phone.

You're assuming the guy's the one who stole it.

Loskene
Apr 1, 2006

Be correct, we do not tolerate deciet

When you say your friend was robbed, do you mean armed robbery? If they just broke into his house/car then I'm guessing they are going to get into more trouble for the drugs.

Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

This clown would like to touch your privates.

Loskene posted:

When you say your friend was robbed, do you mean armed robbery? If they just broke into his house/car then I'm guessing they are going to get into more trouble for the drugs.

They broke in when no one was home.

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DrPain
Apr 29, 2004

Purrfectly priceless
items here.


Wells posted:

Is "meth dealer" a non-violent drug offense I should feel bad about?

Only if he's doing it to give his family a future after he passes away from cancer.

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