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Beige
Sep 13, 2004

The sky calls to us


Splicer posted:

I liked the bit where he decided to try being black for a day.

And changed his shirt for one day of the year.

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


Nice custom title

The dude seems mentally ill and is in enough that it's very likely he's homeless. It might be his only shirt.

e:Why do I feel like I've seen pictures of him before?

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Rather Dashing posted:

What do you think he's done to it? Covered it in spunk?

I dunno. Cooked up meth around it at the very least.

Fenderbender
Oct 9, 2003

You have the right to remain silent.


Beige posted:

And changed his shirt for one day of the year.

That's the County Lockup Scrubwear Collection.

edit: See some of our fine young men modelling the 2012 fall line!

Fenderbender fucked around with this message at Jun 7, 2012 around 23:31

Danyull
Jan 16, 2011


Code DiMaggio posted:

Jeeze. Does that guy only own one shirt?

Nah, that's just his special occasion V-Neck.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Looks like county issue to me.

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!


Code DiMaggio posted:

Jeeze. Does that guy only own one shirt?

Perhaps he has many, identical shirts, like Steve Jobs.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


Nice custom title

Fenderbender posted:

That's the County Lockup Scrubwear Collection.

edit: See some of our fine young men modelling the 2012 fall line!



I'm glad they finally caught the Nursing Home Hellbats

ChairmanMeow
Feb 19, 2008

Yay!


illiniguy01 posted:

ipad isn't a phone.
On meth it is.

Crutches
Aug 21, 2005

smile...

Can someone make an app so that if you don't hold down certain keys when you turn on your i-pad, like if it were stolen, it automatically starts taking pictures every five minutes and uploading them to i-cloud.

We could have threads like this every day!

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

Four phases.

One-two-three-fucking-four phases.

Also, mods should be doing more of this custom title shit to maintain the funny. I don't mind the , but it reflects poorly on the forums.

Nagasaur posted:


This is what popped up:




I like the time he got arrested twice in less than seven days!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


Nice custom title

Any update on the couple in the OP? The detectives should be at their place by now, right?

Yeah Funyuns
Jul 21, 2009

by Fistgrrl



So that's what Ron Perlman looks like without a comedy beard.

HATE CURES TRANNYS
Aug 16, 2005

PUSSY ALL NIGHT!

Code DiMaggio posted:

Jeeze. Does that guy only own one shirt?

That's his meth smokin' shirt.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

Four phases.

One-two-three-fucking-four phases.

Also, mods should be doing more of this custom title shit to maintain the funny. I don't mind the , but it reflects poorly on the forums.

So how do cops approach something like this? Do two officers go and knock on the door, do they get a SWAT team, or something in-between?

Suntory BOSS
Apr 17, 2006



I'll bet his name is Darryl and hers is... hmmm... Arlene. Yes, she is Arlene.

zzyzx
Mar 2, 2004



Three-Phase posted:

So how do cops approach something like this? Do two officers go and knock on the door, do they get a SWAT team, or something in-between?

Fake pizza delivery, most likely.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001
If you can't convince them, confuse them

Three-Phase posted:

So how do cops approach something like this? Do two officers go and knock on the door, do they get a SWAT team, or something in-between?

They probably just politely knock on the door.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

Not such a bad gar, after all.


Fenderbender posted:

That's the County Lockup Scrubwear Collection.

edit: See some of our fine young men modelling the 2012 fall line!



This man has definitely undergone some impressive ear enhancement surgery after his first arrest.

Dusseldorf
Mar 29, 2005



zzyzx posted:

Fake pizza delivery, most likely.

No-knock fake pizza delivery.

Kaiser Soze
Dec 24, 2010

I'm hoarding your wisdom.


Suntory BOSS posted:

I'll bet his name is Darryl and hers is... hmmm... Arlene. Yes, she is Arlene.

No way, this is a clear cut case of an "Amber" or a "Krystal".

Morganus_Starr
Jan 28, 2001


Dusseldorf posted:

No-knock fake pizza delivery.

Fake-ipad pizza delivery.

Rocketlex
Oct 21, 2008

The Manliest Knight
in Caketown


Three-Phase posted:

So how do cops approach something like this? Do two officers go and knock on the door, do they get a SWAT team, or something in-between?

In between. They send a couple standard officers with riot helmets.

Yeah Funyuns
Jul 21, 2009

by Fistgrrl


Dusseldorf posted:

No-knock fake pizza delivery.

The officer should knock and alert her to the presence of his large thick crust sausage ordered just for her. His partner, dressed as the pool boy, will bring up the rear once contact is made. I've seen this plan succeed literally hundreds of times.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

I'd like to reserve the volleyball court


Kaiser Soze posted:

No way, this is a clear cut case of an "Amber" or a "Krystal".

Don't forget "Kaylee" and "Aymee".

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011




gnarlyhotep posted:

Don't forget "Kaylee" and "Aymee".

Kaylee is her Christian name. She prefers Victoria, and some of friends even acknowledge that. But those that do always shorten it to Vikki. She hates it, thinks it sound trashy, but she let's it fester until her meth come down causes the wild mood swings. Then she starts crying and screaming before trying to kill herself with a butcher's knife.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

METAL GEAR!?

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Kaylee is her Christian name. She prefers Victoria, and some of friends even acknowledge that. But those that do always shorten it to Vikki. She hates it, thinks it sound trashy, but she let's it fester until her meth come down causes the wild mood swings. Then she starts crying and screaming before trying to kill herself with a butcher's knife.

And you guys thought figuring out she worked at Hooters was creepy!

buildmorefarms
Aug 13, 2004

любоваться




ErrantSystems
Jul 5, 2009


Robo Reagan posted:

The dude seems mentally ill and is in enough that it's very likely he's homeless. It might be his only shirt.

e:Why do I feel like I've seen pictures of him before?

Yeah I feel like I've seen him somewhere too, I'm actually pretty positive I have. Now to try to figure out why when I live nowhere near Florida.

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007
...and something warm and soft just passed through here



ErrantSystems posted:

Yeah I feel like I've seen him somewhere too, I'm actually pretty positive I have. Now to try to figure out why when I live nowhere near Florida.

That series of pictures has been around the internet quite a few years ago.

BBW FEVER
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up


ErrantSystems posted:

Yeah I feel like I've seen him somewhere too, I'm actually pretty positive I have. Now to try to figure out why when I live nowhere near Florida.

That's racist.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012


Nice custom title

BBW FEVER posted:

That's racist.

It's racist to say a guy from Florida is familiar even though you've never been to Flordia?

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

Four phases.

One-two-three-fucking-four phases.

Also, mods should be doing more of this custom title shit to maintain the funny. I don't mind the , but it reflects poorly on the forums.

Rocketlex posted:

In between. They send a couple standard officers with riot helmets.

Oh that makes sense. Do they have door breaching charges, like a linear detonation cord they can tape down along the hinge side of the door?

"Search warrant!" BOOM

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

Witten sucks ass. SHOCKEY FOREVER BABY

I'm willing to bet they live in Seffner, somewhere by Walmart off MLK.

Rocketlex
Oct 21, 2008

The Manliest Knight
in Caketown


Three-Phase posted:

Oh that makes sense. Do they have door breaching charges, like a linear detonation cord they can tape down along the hinge side of the door?

"Search warrant!" BOOM

No for operations like these they just have a box of previously-confiscated firecrackers.

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Kaylee is her Christian name. She prefers Victoria, and some of friends even acknowledge that. But those that do always shorten it to Vikki. She hates it, thinks it sound trashy, but she let's it fester until her meth come down causes the wild mood swings. Then she starts crying and screaming before trying to kill herself with a butcher's knife.

It's one of these except with a "Lynn" after it.


iwentdoodie posted:

I'm willing to bet they live in Seffner, somewhere by Walmart off MLK.

That's racist.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

Witten sucks ass. SHOCKEY FOREVER BABY

kindermord posted:

That's racist.

Not if you'd ever been there.

It's where rebel flags and 80s trucks go to die. In meth explosions.

Pon de Bundy
Dec 29, 2006

God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

I like when we come together as a community. Not in the goon meet kind of way, but in the stopping white trash kind of way. I actually don't know what We did, tho. . .

skander
Apr 17, 2003



Pon de Bundy posted:

I actually don't know what We did, tho. . .
We like to watch.

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Pon de Bundy
Dec 29, 2006

God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

skander posted:

We like to watch.

Does meth make people want to have sex? Where is the meth smoking goon at? Are they having sex on that man's iPad?!

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