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Splicer posted:I liked the bit where he decided to try being black for a day. And changed his shirt for one day of the year.
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The dude seems mentally ill and is in enough that it's very likely he's homeless. It might be his only shirt. e:Why do I feel like I've seen pictures of him before?
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| # ? Jun 7, 2012 23:24 |
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Rather Dashing posted:What do you think he's done to it? Covered it in spunk? I dunno. Cooked up meth around it at the very least.
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| # ? Jun 7, 2012 23:27 |
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Beige posted:And changed his shirt for one day of the year. That's the County Lockup Scrubwear Collection. edit: See some of our fine young men modelling the 2012 fall line!
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Code DiMaggio posted:Jeeze. Does that guy only own one shirt? Nah, that's just his special occasion V-Neck.
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| # ? Jun 7, 2012 23:29 |
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Looks like county issue to me.
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| # ? Jun 7, 2012 23:31 |
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Code DiMaggio posted:Jeeze. Does that guy only own one shirt? Perhaps he has many, identical shirts, like Steve Jobs.
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| # ? Jun 7, 2012 23:32 |
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Fenderbender posted:That's the County Lockup Scrubwear Collection. I'm glad they finally caught the Nursing Home Hellbats
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| # ? Jun 7, 2012 23:32 |
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illiniguy01 posted:ipad isn't a phone.
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| # ? Jun 7, 2012 23:52 |
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Can someone make an app so that if you don't hold down certain keys when you turn on your i-pad, like if it were stolen, it automatically starts taking pictures every five minutes and uploading them to i-cloud. We could have threads like this every day!
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| # ? Jun 7, 2012 23:54 |
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Nagasaur posted:
I like the time he got arrested twice in less than seven days!
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| # ? Jun 7, 2012 23:54 |
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Any update on the couple in the OP? The detectives should be at their place by now, right?
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| # ? Jun 7, 2012 23:57 |
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So that's what Ron Perlman looks like without a comedy beard.
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| # ? Jun 8, 2012 00:04 |
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Code DiMaggio posted:Jeeze. Does that guy only own one shirt? That's his meth smokin' shirt.
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| # ? Jun 8, 2012 00:08 |
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So how do cops approach something like this? Do two officers go and knock on the door, do they get a SWAT team, or something in-between?
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| # ? Jun 8, 2012 00:08 |
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I'll bet his name is Darryl and hers is... hmmm... Arlene. Yes, she is Arlene.
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Three-Phase posted:So how do cops approach something like this? Do two officers go and knock on the door, do they get a SWAT team, or something in-between? Fake pizza delivery, most likely.
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Three-Phase posted:So how do cops approach something like this? Do two officers go and knock on the door, do they get a SWAT team, or something in-between? They probably just politely knock on the door.
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| # ? Jun 8, 2012 00:13 |
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Fenderbender posted:That's the County Lockup Scrubwear Collection. This man has definitely undergone some impressive ear enhancement surgery after his first arrest.
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| # ? Jun 8, 2012 00:13 |
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zzyzx posted:Fake pizza delivery, most likely. No-knock fake pizza delivery.
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| # ? Jun 8, 2012 00:13 |
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Suntory BOSS posted:I'll bet his name is Darryl and hers is... hmmm... Arlene. Yes, she is Arlene. No way, this is a clear cut case of an "Amber" or a "Krystal".
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| # ? Jun 8, 2012 00:15 |
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Dusseldorf posted:No-knock fake pizza delivery. Fake-ipad pizza delivery.
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Three-Phase posted:So how do cops approach something like this? Do two officers go and knock on the door, do they get a SWAT team, or something in-between? In between. They send a couple standard officers with riot helmets.
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Dusseldorf posted:No-knock fake pizza delivery. The officer should knock and alert her to the presence of his large thick crust sausage ordered just for her. His partner, dressed as the pool boy, will bring up the rear once contact is made. I've seen this plan succeed literally hundreds of times.
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Kaiser Soze posted:No way, this is a clear cut case of an "Amber" or a "Krystal". Don't forget "Kaylee" and "Aymee".
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gnarlyhotep posted:Don't forget "Kaylee" and "Aymee". Kaylee is her Christian name. She prefers Victoria, and some of friends even acknowledge that. But those that do always shorten it to Vikki. She hates it, thinks it sound trashy, but she let's it fester until her meth come down causes the wild mood swings. Then she starts crying and screaming before trying to kill herself with a butcher's knife.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Kaylee is her Christian name. She prefers Victoria, and some of friends even acknowledge that. But those that do always shorten it to Vikki. She hates it, thinks it sound trashy, but she let's it fester until her meth come down causes the wild mood swings. Then she starts crying and screaming before trying to kill herself with a butcher's knife. And you guys thought figuring out she worked at Hooters was creepy!
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Kaiser Soze posted:clear cut Kaiser Soze posted:"Krystal"
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| # ? Jun 8, 2012 00:49 |
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Robo Reagan posted:The dude seems mentally ill and is in enough that it's very likely he's homeless. It might be his only shirt. Yeah I feel like I've seen him somewhere too, I'm actually pretty positive I have. Now to try to figure out why when I live nowhere near Florida.
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ErrantSystems posted:Yeah I feel like I've seen him somewhere too, I'm actually pretty positive I have. Now to try to figure out why when I live nowhere near Florida. That series of pictures has been around the internet quite a few years ago.
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ErrantSystems posted:Yeah I feel like I've seen him somewhere too, I'm actually pretty positive I have. Now to try to figure out why when I live nowhere near Florida. That's racist.
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| # ? Jun 8, 2012 01:00 |
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BBW FEVER posted:That's racist. It's racist to say a guy from Florida is familiar even though you've never been to Flordia?
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| # ? Jun 8, 2012 01:01 |
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Rocketlex posted:In between. They send a couple standard officers with riot helmets. Oh that makes sense. Do they have door breaching charges, like a linear detonation cord they can tape down along the hinge side of the door? "Search warrant!" BOOM
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| # ? Jun 8, 2012 01:01 |
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I'm willing to bet they live in Seffner, somewhere by Walmart off MLK.
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Three-Phase posted:Oh that makes sense. Do they have door breaching charges, like a linear detonation cord they can tape down along the hinge side of the door? No for operations like these they just have a box of previously-confiscated firecrackers.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Kaylee is her Christian name. She prefers Victoria, and some of friends even acknowledge that. But those that do always shorten it to Vikki. She hates it, thinks it sound trashy, but she let's it fester until her meth come down causes the wild mood swings. Then she starts crying and screaming before trying to kill herself with a butcher's knife. It's one of these except with a "Lynn" after it. iwentdoodie posted:I'm willing to bet they live in Seffner, somewhere by Walmart off MLK. That's racist.
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kindermord posted:That's racist. Not if you'd ever been there. It's where rebel flags and 80s trucks go to die. In meth explosions.
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| # ? Jun 8, 2012 01:13 |
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I like when we come together as a community. Not in the goon meet kind of way, but in the stopping white trash kind of way. I actually don't know what We did, tho. . .
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Pon de Bundy posted:I actually don't know what We did, tho. . .
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skander posted:We like to watch. Does meth make people want to have sex? Where is the meth smoking goon at? Are they having sex on that man's iPad?!
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