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GirlBones
Jun 10, 2007
I am not very good at the internet

SUPER pleased to see a new Monstergeddon forums update today. These articles are fantastic and I'm a little ashamed to say that I've become emotionally invested in the plight of poor Howard over the years!

Keep up the great work!

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CAT ASS now!!!
Mar 8, 2010

Seriously the cockburger was at LEAST this big! MINIMUM!


Is it weird that I'm actually, honestly relieved that Horde didn't take over the boards?

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

In exchange for a wish
You took my soul
And you put it inside

A Faberge Egg?!


Is Howard just dense, or is he ignoring the fact that those 'faggy' vampire books he was talking about have werewolves in them, too?

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Just need a Hard-hat Spider-man covered in third degree burns and we're set!

I'd bet he doesn't count them as 'true' werewolves, those jerks are pretty much canis latrans. Canis lupus supremacy.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

What else could I say?
Everyone is gay


At least ZomFan has his priorities straight.

Grandpa Goodtimes
Oct 10, 2012

I know one bone in my body that works.

Every Monstergeddon is constantly Christmas for me. These are all fantastic and I really get caught up in the mythos of these stories.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


What happens if your sire's sire gets got? Does the humanification cascade down the hierarchy?

Angela Christine
Oct 4, 2008

LIL CUTIES


Krinkle posted:

What happens if your sire's sire gets got? Does the humanification cascade down the hierarchy?

Depends. It could be the kind of vampirism where only master vampires can make more vampires, and master vampires are strong enough to survive the loss of their sire. Dracula could make more vampires, but his brides just kinda hung around and ate babies.


Depending on his variety of vampirism Dracoola may be in for a disappointment. If power is linked to age, not blood, he may have been more powerful as a 100 year old vampire than he will be as a brand new vampire. In most stories vampires get stronger with age. He should adjust faster than a normal person, but it will still be like going through puberty again.

His new master may expect more from him than his previous maker, too.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

「Thunder Crash!!」


Angela Christine posted:

If power is linked to age, not blood, he may have been more powerful as a 100 year old vampire than he will be as a brand new vampire. In most stories vampires get stronger with age.

Would this really be the case? He's 100 years old, so technically he'd be a 100 year old vampire if he we returned.

Angela Christine
Oct 4, 2008

LIL CUTIES


Schwarzwald posted:

Would this really be the case? He's 100 years old, so technically he'd be a 100 year old vampire if he we returned.

Well, as a mortal I don't really know exactly how imaginary vampire magic might work if it was real. Maybe?

Khisareth
Jul 6, 2003

If you give a mouse a cookie, you are supporting underground furry terrorists.

I discovered this series today and it is amazing. Thank you!

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

MORE DHARMA LESS DRAMA


God, Howard is such a dick.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

don't you dare


I think I like these even more now that I'm a mod.

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012



It's not the monsters that make it funny, as great as they are. Miller could create a fake forum about trainspotters and it would be equally as entertaining.

Kevin DuBrow fucked around with this message at Feb 25, 2013 around 00:09

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006

If one places a minute amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

Kevin DuBrow posted:

Miller could create a fake forum about trainspotters and it would be equally entertaining.

There's probably a UK monstergeddon chapter with anoraks all over it. I bet there's an entire subforum about how awesome Top Gear is for centaurs.

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about_face
Nov 4, 2012

FUCK MOVIES



Just read the whole series, really funny. The bigfoot guy cracked me up in the last one.

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