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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


axleblaze posted:

Why do people hate Wanda Sykes now?

Question:

You stink!

I don't know, I think it's the fact that she is never anything other than WANDA SYKES. We get it, you're the sassy black woman...really pushing your acting to the limits, huh?

Edit: I actually like her stand-up, just not when she acts in things...though it's probably more casting directors' fault for type-casting her.

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DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011
PLEASE CONGRATULATE ME FOR BUYING AN EXPENSIVE VIDEO GAME HAT. IF YOU DON'T MY SHITTY POSTS MAY NEVER STOP.


Physical posted:

Bender didn't say "neat" when he had his camera out.

RUINED FOREVER!

Oh god the milk button. IN PUBLIC!

Rageaholic Monkey
May 31, 2005

the sea was angry that day, my friends


Aww biscuits, I'm a father!

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.


Wait, wasn't Bender's mother Mom?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?


PANTS FULL OF SHAME!

Panic Restaurant
Jul 19, 2006



PANTS FULL OF SHAME

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.


Prepare to be embarrassed!

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

PANTS FULL OF SHAME

Panic Restaurant
Jul 19, 2006



ahaha the binary turning into sperm

Rageaholic Monkey
May 31, 2005

the sea was angry that day, my friends


After beer and hot wings at a local gas station, the two enjoy intimate time behind a dumpster. It's all completely natural!

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.


Everything your body does is perfectly natural!

EXCEPT MASTURBATION! THAT'S JUST WRONG!

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

After beer and hot wings at a local gas station, the two enjoy intimate time behind a local dumpster. It's all completely natural!

Except masturbation!

Annakie
Apr 20, 2005

You have to wake up to the real world: people have sex and kill each other. That's the real world. Not some magical "feelings" place.


You're absolutely horrible in every way!

Grave $avings
Apr 27, 2007

But you can't emphasize beef, that's like he's wanting me to emphasize in before July. Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads!


Nice little touch, Robo Raquelle Welch in the background

SpiderHyphenMan
Mar 31, 2010
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a sweat as unknown to me, in my sleep I have managed to tune my ear to the frequency of despair, and crossreference by the longitude and latitude of a heart in agony.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ONE MORE DAY ALREADY!


Hahhahaha binary blocks.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


That was awesome...it's been a while since we had a good "50's high-school film strip narrator" clip.

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

Which of you is enough to decode that writing.

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Wait, did that certificate say Scruffy's last name is Reagan?

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011
PLEASE CONGRATULATE ME FOR BUYING AN EXPENSIVE VIDEO GAME HAT. IF YOU DON'T MY SHITTY POSTS MAY NEVER STOP.


Oh god the stacked blocks are a penis!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?


Baby Bender is way too cute.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Emergency induction port.

That montage ruled.

Rageaholic Monkey
May 31, 2005

the sea was angry that day, my friends


Leela was wronnnnnnnnng! Leela was wronnnnnnnng!

Panic Restaurant
Jul 19, 2006



I hate to crush your son's dreams...but what the heck!

SpiderHyphenMan
Mar 31, 2010
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a sweat as unknown to me, in my sleep I have managed to tune my ear to the frequency of despair, and crossreference by the longitude and latitude of a heart in agony.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ONE MORE DAY ALREADY!


There's no slot in there either!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?


Ben "Vending" Rodgiguez

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Mazel tov!

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.


She beat you to both things

Alter Ego
Nov 7, 2005

Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!


Kloaked00 posted:

Wait, did that certificate say Scruffy's last name is Reagan?

*sniff*
Scruffy thinks Mr. Gorbachev should tear down this wall.

Skittle Wood
Dec 10, 2005

Oh Fuck, Will God Kill These Animals?

DrBouvenstein posted:

Question:

You stink!

I don't know, I think it's the fact that she is never anything other than WANDA SYKES. We get it, you're the sassy black woman...really pushing your acting to the limits, huh?

Maybe she could be a sassy german man, you don't know!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!


Poor monkey.

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

I think Fry drank too much Slurm

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?


Rust monsters ate his face!

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.


Wait, I thought Smitty retired?

Rageaholic Monkey
May 31, 2005

the sea was angry that day, my friends


I may not be able to outrun a hover copter, but I can bend it!

*can't bend*

I know! Let's outrun it!

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.


There's a dam.

drat

There's a grate.

Great

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

That vending machine is a whore!

Kleptobot
Nov 6, 2009


"Basura Blanca" means "White Trash"

Rageaholic Monkey
May 31, 2005

the sea was angry that day, my friends


Bending State Santa Cruz

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Yeah, that ain't gonna happen.

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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

REMEMBER ME

REMEMBER ME

REMEMBER ME

(or not)

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