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particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Cutting steel magnified and slowed down.
http://www.wimp.com/cuttingsteel/

Laser tattoo removal.
http://www.wimp.com/lasertattoo/

edit: (In regards to the steel cutting video)

Dusseldorf posted:

Do you know if this is optical or if it was done in an SEM?

I don't know what that means, so sure, why not. I'll go with SEM, since acronyms are cool.

particle409 fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Jun 11, 2012

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Jan 15, 2008

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This might have been in the old thread, I don't recall. You can find shorter versions that are basically the highlights.

Tribe meets white man for the first time - Original Footage full (Papa New Guinea)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd0I1xAICOc

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Two minutes of runway models falling down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI3JnR09cU4

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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The best part from that entire series:

Liam Neeson improv with Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Warwick Davis on Life's Too Short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKTh7zBIcrM

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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The_Hatt posted:

A chance encounter leaves a man forever changed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOVBA3QI_rY

Reminds me of Beard Slap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTnIjqEA4Ro

Also this gem, skip to 1:30 for the best part:
Man Eats Beard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URBuVMuwdEk

particle409 fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Jun 18, 2012

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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How to make a kitchen knife
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUMPy60q6Hk&feature=player_embedded

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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The_Hatt posted:

I somehow got stuck on a Judge Judy binge, I'll share some of my favorites:
LAPD officer sues motorist part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPJtD8YaHHE
part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLf6vwvkpQI

Skitzo singer Lance Ozanix as a defendant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj1SE1JXYuc

Dog Haircut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDsPV9-l3H0

John Lydon (Johnny Rotten) v. Judge Judy (COMPLETE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycvoiMgwJa4

Stoned on judge judy. (poor quality but still kind of funny)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0u266b7guc

This classic from Newgrounds (turn the volume down a bit):
Sheindlin's Reign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvcY58WGZio

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Piranha Scissors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuSRisDMZ90

Snake Venom Vs Human Blood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdfmWsortdY

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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From the political cartoon thread, somebody posted some Gallup poll data regarding the GOP candidates. Somebody decided to show the data in a different way:

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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SoulTaco posted:

Cake being iced on a spinning plate with a french gypsy techno mix. It's quite hypnotic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0jfohPvQjM

A Mario cake being constructed in fast motion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK8EYGCVb0o

edit:

Insensative_Asshole posted:

Yes, I motion that we ban all music from Youtube. I'll meet you at Chick-fil-A tomorrow to rally more people for this important cause.

We have multiple threads for music. The PYF song one could certainly use the boost in content.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2954122&pagenumber=76#lastpost

particle409 fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Aug 4, 2012

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Steve Holt! posted:

Giant Bomb takes a look at the greatest Kinect game that has ever existed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEcYdtq9yFY&t=1976s

Haha holy poo poo. Don't skip this video. It makes you think how far we've come with that technology. Remember this horse poo poo?

Eye Toy Play 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKXncqEYk9g

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Sebbe posted:

The official guide on how to eat watermelon properly. :eng101:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKZpgVfMo

All those watermelon videos people posted, and nobody thought to post the most famous watermelon instructional video of all time? It was even in the related videos.

Petey Greene - How to Eat Watermelon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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The_Hatt posted:

Completely not related: Blacksmith covers how to make a billet then knife of damascus steel: The billet-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFtcE9ZVUzQ

The knife-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piEtd3ecU08

The audio is out of synch because it looks like he talked into the camera then dubbed over his own voice later, but it's still cool as hell to watch.

Bonus: Steel Cable Damascus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVtWXHq02R4

Slightly related:

Awesome steel factory accident
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONFKSlh5ei4

Cylinder head melted in mega crusible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjDeGDn_fkI

Hebo Machines - "The Money Machine 2"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qGHWZm0C-o

Master Glassblowers create "The Wave" Platter at Simon Pearce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88XxsdXSXAg

particle409 fucked around with this message at 12:29 on Aug 26, 2012

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Jan 15, 2008

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Hippie Hedgehog posted:

A nice indie rock ballad by new Swedish allstarts band INGRID (Miike Snow, Peter Bjorn and John, Lykke Li, Coco Morier, Jocke Åhlund, Nille Perned, Johanna Beckman, Tomas Nordmark and Jonas Torvestig)

http://youtu.be/XdsSg-s7aNA

Dual drum kits never get old, apparently!

Just to remind people, the PYF song thread could always use more love.

Post The Song You Can't Stop Listening To Lately
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2954122

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Holy Cheese posted:

Have a monkey:

[video type="youtube"]Kv5qhQJkHSk[/vimeo]

I can't stop laughing at it. Doesn't it realize how silly it looks? Anyways, link dump incoming.

Flashy bartender tricks:
http://www.wimp.com/bartendertricks/

A creepy guy making faces. Or is it?
http://www.wimp.com/robotreal/

Amazing view of an anti-ship missile test.
http://www.wimp.com/missiletest/

Painting water.
http://www.wimp.com/paintingwater/

How rotary engine works.
http://www.wimp.com/rotaryengine/

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Sorry, but more link dumps.

I usually don't have the patience for TED Talks stuff, but this is short (3:00) and interesting:

Derek Sivers: Weird, or just different?
http://www.wimp.com/weirddifferent/

Stephen Colbert on Who's Line
http://www.wimp.com/colbertraps/

Probably one of the best ventriloquist performances ever: Nina Conti.
http://www.wimp.com/bestperformances/

Ever wonder how frogs get through the cold winter?
http://www.wimp.com/woodfrogs/

One man, one iPhone: Everyday Looper app.
http://www.wimp.com/everydaylooper/

Posted in the old thread, but I always have to watch this when it comes up:
How ink is made.
http://www.wimp.com/inkmade/

particle409 fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Aug 30, 2012

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Lava poured onto ice.
http://vimeo.com/19260895

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Very cool way to separate yolk from egg white.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=Uz2Vnp5ZW4c&NR=1

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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More wimp.com links. I'm honestly finding it to be a great source of consistently good videos. Youtube itself is just a sea of poo poo with rare diamonds, while wimp is maybe 25% good.


Monkey doesn't appreciate your deviousness. It looks like the video freezes partway through, but that's just the representation, it's paused for a few seconds.
http://www.wimp.com/monkeydeviousness/

Sir Ian McKellen on how to be a good actor (from Ricky Gervais' Extras).
http://www.wimp.com/goodactor/

Two Days of Cat vs. Automatic Feeder.
http://www.wimp.com/catfeeder/

Feeding a massive kangaroo.
http://www.wimp.com/massivekangaroo/

Half a million secrets.
http://www.wimp.com/halfmillion/

Effects of complete isolation for 48 hours.
http://www.wimp.com/completeisolation/

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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10 Lesser Known Natural Wonders
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiWO-c6mst0

Poor ball girl asked to catch huge bug at the Australian Open 2012. (it's not on YouTube, can't find original)
http://www.wimp.com/hugebug/

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Pan for gold on the streets of New York City. (youtube link is lower quality)
http://www.wimp.com/pangold/

1930s Futuristic Fashion Predictions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1aNPPj6AAY

Achilles and the Tortoise - 60-Second Adventures in Thought (1/6)
All 6 are narrated by David Mitchell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skM37PcZmWE

A bizarre underwater "icicle of death" filmed in Antarctica.
http://www.wimp.com/underwatericicle/

Watch Closely: Throughout Community, "Beetlejuice" is mentioned three times.
http://www.wimp.com/beetlejuicementioned/

particle409 fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Sep 4, 2012

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Jan 15, 2008

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DIY wooden picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NjYbAAQ4vw

An interview with an expert ice cream taster.
http://www.wimp.com/experttaster/

Moroccan Bow Lathe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnv0DAR_gWA&feature=player_embedded

particle409 fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Sep 5, 2012

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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How to peel a head of garlic in less than 10 seconds.
http://www.wimp.com/peelgarlic/

Amy Shackleton - Painting Timelapse #2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH6MbuQ4zXg

Take note of his shirt, jump forward a minute and repeat.
http://www.wimp.com/takenote/

Watermelon skin carving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxHYtKUC0Y

Demonstration of the Lotus Effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJtQ6dvcbOg

Bert the Cat vs Cat Balloon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL3cKY1ptlw

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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I'll just make a new post.

Barfing Cup
http://www.youtube.com/user/eriktheoz#p/u/5/GQge_Yn-SLM

Matt Cutts: Try something new for 30 days
http://www.ted.com/talks/matt_cutts_try_something_new_for_30_days.html

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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I know this was in the old thread, but I love this video.
Shell game gambling and winning Cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EppdVuV0z8I&lr=1

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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School lunches being prepared and served in France.
http://www.wimp.com/schoollunches/

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Brace yourself.
http://www.wimp.com/braceyourself/

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Dog plays the piano and sings along.
http://www.youtube.com/user/KennedyFamily99#p/a/u/0/PiblYasnzWE

The first movie ever filmed by cats.
http://www.wimp.com/filmedcats/

particle409 fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Sep 10, 2012

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Video about a gear factory in Illinois making special gears. Just click anywhere under the word "episode."
http://ourcityourstory.com/episode/13/

Or, just click this vimeo link:
http://vimeo.com/47943352

Looking at beavers do their thing.
http://www.youtube.com/user/BBCEarth#p/search/0/iyNA62FrKCE

Dolphins see themselves in mirror.
http://www.wimp.com/dolphinsmirror/

Monkey caught stealing grape.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fge5ufo9CDY&feature=plcp

Candid Camera: The power of conformity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rrNMS-iq8E

particle409 fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Sep 11, 2012

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Jan 15, 2008

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Frank W. Abagnale Jr. - "Catch Me If You Can" Part 1
This is the guy the movie is based on, talking about his life and all the scams he ran.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGr9ETaqz6Y

Crazy things done to create pizza ads
edit: This is an ad in and of itself, but still interesting.
http://www.wimp.com/pizzaads/

Food Ad Tricks: Helping Kids Understand Food Ads on TV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUjz_eiIX8k

particle409 fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Sep 12, 2012

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Jan 15, 2008

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How unreal reality TV really is.
edit: Watch this short Youtube vid instead. He was just talking about the advancements in editing from film to digital editing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dl2SP8Hk28
Basically, just watch all of Screenwipe and Newswipe on YouTube or anywhere you can. Charlie Brookers is amazing.

edit2:
Just spend 30 minutes watching this episode on elimination shows (Apprentice, Survivor, American Idol, etc). Here's the first part.
Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe S4E5P1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXM5lnikSv0

particle409 fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Sep 13, 2012

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Jan 15, 2008

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Remember this guy?
Amateur - Lasse Gjertsen sounds edited into song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzqumbhfxRo

particle409 fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Sep 15, 2012

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Jan 15, 2008

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phosdex posted:

This has more video of the what led up to that moment.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=692_1345777131

Ahahahaha look at his feet at the end of the clip. Priceless. This kid thinks he's going assert his "sovereign citizen" status and be some hero of the internet or some poo poo.

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Brother Jonathan posted:

Confused by all that weird "admiralty" and "person" stuff that the tazed Internet hero was spouting? Jordan Maxwell explains it all! Or rather, he demonstrates how crazy these people are.

I was looking through all the video results for "sovereign citizen" but didn't find anything worth posting. I knew the craziness was out there, conveniently packaged in a YouTube video. Thanks for posting this vid. Apparently we're all boats!

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Should we post more stupid/crazy town hall people?

Santa Cruz Girl video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dChBN_zfofY

If not, have something else.

Throwing / making a clay pottery tea pot on the wheel how to make demo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lejNM8QGuP4&feature=related

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Classic town hall nuttiness.
Paranoid schizo complains to city about "rogue helicopter pilot"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA1hyqA6UTY

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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Axis of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song (with song titles)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I&feature=my_favorites&list=FL8_mGLRY8WIfSUpdDzoHZ-Q

"Pig eyes!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOw12oUzYYA

French agility game show. The women are clothed, but it's not exactly work safe.
:nws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM3TS4m3j_Y
My favorite comment:

quote:

This show is called "Crawl to the end of the pipe before I blow my load". No one wins.


Alexander Marcus - Hawaii Toast Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHHAR1S_eKA

Your business card is CRAP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBxeDN4tbk

911 call of cop "overdosed" on marijuana.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfL3qSjJriU

Jerry Springer for Governor: a 1980 Campaign Ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzT4dOyCMg0&feature=my_favorites&list=FL8_mGLRY8WIfSUpdDzoHZ-Q

particle409 fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Sep 20, 2012

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

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The Daily Mail Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI

Deciphering Platypus evolution.
http://www.wimp.com/platypusevolution/

White Blood Cell Chases Bacteria
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnlULOjUhSQ

:nms: Jewel Wasp vs. Cockroach
http://www.wimp.com/jewelwasps/

Hey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prgm4eKq6d4

Lemur freakout
http://www.wimp.com/highlemur/

particle409 fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Sep 23, 2012

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Jan 15, 2008

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Powdered_Milk_Man posted:

Just put up a video I've had on my phone. 5 seconds of your time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5yecaRcEnM

5 seconds wasted. A guy sits in a chair. Another guy hits one of the chair's legs with a bit. It's not even mediocre for slapstick.

edit: Apparently this video is a short meta-statement, a flash of social commentary among a sea of keyboard cats and "my friends" videos. Have this video as an apology.

fat cat stuck in a door
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y0X-II48Vk

particle409 fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Sep 23, 2012

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Jan 15, 2008

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Dog gets whiplash while watching a video of himself on a laptop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Ql2TnCKyE&feature=plcp

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