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CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
This Tokyo Jihen music video is kind of mesmerizing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOJljK8R9AE

Idiot Takes Out Storefront Trying To Kill Girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT6HI3lBCb0

Girl Selling Bananas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU6a6zW7Ruc

CarlosTheDwarf fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Jun 9, 2012

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CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

Illegal Username posted:

It's the 21st Century Fox theme. Slightly different.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ85WNn5iK4

here's the original:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGwwJEE7k48

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
My friends have some insanely cute dogs. I need one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QOgyQJqhHM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17O4mfU9ciU

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
Gaki no Tsuki - make a japanese 4 year old cry.

http://youtu.be/xqpuXOsePJg

On the same subject, let's get a Chinese girl to cry:

http://youtu.be/_N7tc4bvJco

and this should make everyone cry (fat girl grinding):

http://youtu.be/h4jtrWx-rjk

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
Been using this Firefox add-on for a quite a while since it was posted here about a year ago. Install it and your youtube experience will be more efficient.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/ytshowrating/

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

Reminalt posted:

Wow, that is pretty goddamned low. Not a single one of these kids will amount to anything more than a pile of dog poo poo.

This video will haunt them for the rest of their lives. No Oval office for them.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

Bad Munki posted:

Saying that public documentation of a horrible act would lead to a person never being, say, president, is somehow in poor taste? The hell? It's fact. What did you think his statement meant? :confused:

Yes, that's what I meant. They will never be president. Or maybe CEO of a public corporation. Etc etc.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

MageMage posted:

Why do they call her a female impersonator in the description?? There is nothing relevant or pertinent to the possibility in the video. Are people just really that shallow these days?

It makes the video more likely to get clicked on.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

Viridiant posted:

A scene from a 1987 movie called The Barbarians. I've never heard of this movie before but based on this scene alone I think I need to watch it as soon as possible.

http://youtu.be/zfMFs0_C7a0

the late 80s were the pinnacle for everything.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
crazy table tennis spin. Looks like CGI, but it's real.

http://youtu.be/MQuR6lMJnLU

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
What happens when you combine soccer and table tennis?

http://youtu.be/dp071E_TjeM

don't watch if you have a headache.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

That guy was really annoying IMO. First video was better.

Lightsaber fail:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyLecTSNBkA

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

davidspackage posted:

edit: watched it again and realized it's actually cut out of the middle of the interview and she's just loosely quoting what she found online. I've seen journalists be such dicks to their guests, I'm starting to expect it.

she seemed to be smiling a bit as well. I think the internet rage might be overdone on this one.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

Anyone know exactly how the music copyright works with these kinds of videos? I believe it's like this:

1. Video owner posts video with illegal/unapproved use of music.
2. Youtube robot searches for music in videos and matches it to approved database. Copyright owner then makes money off use of video. Or, if not in the database, video gets pulled or muted.
3. Can the video owner still make money off ads?

CarlosTheDwarf fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Jul 19, 2012

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

Steve Holt! posted:

While we're on the subject, how exactly do you start making money off YouTube videos? I always thought you had to be a YouTube partner by consistently producing original content before you could get any money, but then I hear about people getting rich by posting one cat video that gets a million views. Is there some certain number of views you need to get to before YouTube just suddenly starts hauling wheelbarrows full of money to your door?

If you have a video that goes viral youtube will usually contact you.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
A classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdr9k1T-rSQ The Retarded/PWD Mosh Pit

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

OK Octopus posted:

Everlong performed by people way too young to be doing what they're doing.

Holy crap.

http://www.wimp.com/noteverlong/

I don't get it, I mean I know they're kids so you should lower expectations but it's nothing close to amazing, she can't really sing and I could play guitar like that after one month of lessons. If they were adults and performed like that I'd say they're awful.

Maybe people just really like that song? (it's a classic)



Now this kids video is pretty amazing (and creepy):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhetvLOBOOo

CarlosTheDwarf fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Aug 6, 2012

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
Even better than Sex House:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIpOH2RozWM

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
The 10pm Jay Leno Show used a widely circulated photo of my friend's crazy Boston Terrier Una in a bit about celebrities and their pets, in this case Steve Buscemi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSBVxrJR-dM

Anyway, Una is indeed as crazy as she is in the photo. Here's a reunion with a little dog friend she hadn't seen for many months:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5nX3n9_sDw

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

areyoucontagious posted:


Basketball game is decided in last second while the team that would have won was celebrating a little too much:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2cK2D2Iams


a goon made this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLbs3OpksrQ

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

Boris Galerkin posted:

When you buy poo poo off Craigslist, do you make sure you're not buying something stolen? How does someone even check if whatever you're buying is stolen or not?

It sounded like they did a lot of research on the guy and his girlfriend. They found out he lives just a few blocks from the crime scene.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
This video shows how America and Japan are different. The goal of this video, is to MAKE a little girl cry. The little girl is Ai Fukuhara, who is now ranked 6th in the world in women's table tennis. It's in japanese, but basically his goal is to lose at first and then beat her and well, make her cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okGPBfMduI0

CarlosTheDwarf fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Aug 19, 2012

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

Brother Jonathan posted:

The creepiest parasite that I've seen on YouTube is cordyceps, a fungus that kills insects.



Cordyceps is also a popular energy supplement.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

Blimpkin posted:

Another Russian dash cam coming your way. In this one, a two trucks collide head-on, with a twist ending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp3oteAZaGc

I believe in another posting of that video, someone mentioned it was in Finland.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
The Curse Of Cheddar Bay:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l--BvXpaGq4

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

kierrie posted:

This is hilarious. I love the way she is in total denial at just how distraught she is about being called fat. The email says she is a bad example to children, she responds with "stop bullying children" - hahah. Fat and stupid.

She says "as a mother of three young girls I'm scared to death". One heart attack and her kids don't have a mom.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
This is still my favorite racist commercial (if such a category can be ranked and exist)...and it aired during the Super Bowl, so it was seen by billions:

http://youtu.be/7YOZeK7vzwo

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All asians (including pandas) on tv must speak flawless english with no accents. English first names are preferable as well.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
So I've been watching a lot of table tennis matches on youtube and this one is just in a league of its own. Right now these are the two best players in the world. It's like Nadal vs Federer, but really really fast. Pay attention to the score, the match gets more epic as it goes on.

http://youtu.be/ByUX0mOVjwg

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
This Parrot can use tools to get food, it's the first time a parrot has done this:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ff7_1352299432


On the same topic, I also met a cool parakeet on vacation recently:

http://youtu.be/qLnjZqmbnQA


*******


an awesome video about beards:

http://youtu.be/-CxnGMcz5os

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

Ruin Completely posted:

This is loving awesome. Tell docfuture that he is splendid as hell.

On the day of the Seinfeld finale, Newsday had a scathing article about how racist Seinfeld was because there were no black actors. Even though there's tons of episodes with black actors in Seinfeld.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
"experts" are also saying the sound made is from a Red Tailed Hawk.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
A documentary about a guy who destroyed the game show PRESS YOUR LUCK:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFEBCve-3Cw

Saw it several years ago. It's fascinating.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

SlenderWhore posted:

I watched this, and while cool, I don't really see what's so scandalous or special about it? It's just a smart guy who won a decent amount of money on a game show. "He went into like a trance"? Okay?

People usually made a few thousand. He blew the doors off the show, and they had to change it as a result.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

Final Cause posted:

I was going to say something similar. I watched the whole video and by the end of it I realised that whoever made this documentary took innocuous things like his look of concentration or the way he held his hands and turned into a good 10 minutes of "There's obviously a reason for this", "Doesn't he look creepy", "This is where he put his plan into action" *plays same 1/25th of a second over and over*.

Nobody waste their time with this. Thankfully I had it on while doing housework so the time wasn't wasted but in case you're tempted let me sum it up:

1) Man wants to win lots of money
2) Man researches how to do this
3) Discovers quiz shows are the best method
4) Finds the quiz show with the best chances of winning
5) Researches (i.e watches) that quiz show tirelessly to determine method of winning
6) Gets on quiz show, uses his method to win

When I started watching it I was hoping it'd be an interesting and exciting story about a man who used some kind of genius card counting technique or communication devices linking him with quiz masters to scam a quiz show out of a lot of money.

I'd be disappointed in myself if I made that and thought I'd made a documentary.

It's not a quiz show.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
Internet isn't working:

http://youtu.be/i6mzTID_hck

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

sheepdemon posted:

Much as I like the song - 2 years old with 46million views has probably made the rounds before bro.

7 Billion people on this planet. It's new to me.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

Captain Backslap posted:

$70,000 maybe, who knows. People are really good at keeping their lip zipped (because they lose revenue sharing if they don't). The rate varies depending on whether you consistently bring in views or just have a single popular video. It's unlikely to go above 1 cent per view, no matter how generous your pay rate is.

$70,000 is the max, I'd say. Maybe as low as $23,000 if it goes as low as 1/3 a cent per view. You also have to actually be revenue sharing or partnered at the time the views happen, too. Even 1/3 a cent per view seems high.

Weep: http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/PewDiePie

$70,000 on 70M views would be 1/10 of a cent per view.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.

Captain Backslap posted:

Yes, good job. My math was for 7M not 70M. But you didn't correct anything so I will: $700,000 for 70M views.


i don't feel like searching but I believe it was recently announced the PSY makes about .4 cents per view on Gangdam Style. I'm sure certain videos can make more than that.

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
Just a fun game of Charades:

http://youtu.be/PW_o6ots5hI

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CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
Awesome voodoo chile cover:

http://youtu.be/NfOHjeI-Bns

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