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.TakaM posted:Not a youtube video because it would be removed: I know it's a page back and all that, but holy mother of hell, if you try to start a fight with a guy who's built like that and immediately starts dancing around you like you're a heavy bag, just pull an Atraxi and RUN! Seriously you could have substituted Anderson Silva in that guy's place and probably wouldn't have looked much different. To explain the Atraxi reference... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCCMg-rcCQk
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ChocNitty posted:My music taste revolves mostly around classic rock, punk rock, new wave, indie, and hip hop. But this particular video sparked a side interest in classical music: Christ, that's ridiculous. Never, ever dismiss age when it comes to the arts... Anyway, this video came up while looking for something about Zdeno Chara being one of the biggest players in NHL history... and as awesome as this video is as a standalone, well, you'll see what I mean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ODhHW6pcOs Chara is well over seven feet on skates. Chara is a big dude. Chara is also one of the best defencemen in NHL history. Basically if Shaq could skate and fire a puck at near record speeds... acejackson42 fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Jul 5, 2012 |
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and while we're on the topic of freakshows, with TedCrusty as the foul filling... a video of some cop who happened to moonlight as an eight-time Mr. Olympia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSWbeWJyPcQ LIGHT WEIGHT!! acejackson42 fucked around with this message at 11:28 on Jul 5, 2012 |
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RedneckwithGuns posted:He's also done Whip My Hair Back and Forth as an astoundingly-accurate Neil Young: Christ's sakes, really? He did this? And he was a part of SNL's cast for half a decade and is known for little else beyond cracking up during skits? Good to see he's getting a forum to show what he can do, because I'd take this over half of the poo poo SNL threw out over the last 10 years. EDIT: modern roller coasters are ridiculous https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCpd6uD12c8 acejackson42 fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Jul 29, 2012 |
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LogisticEarth posted:Anyway, have some more Kids in the Hall. This song gets stuck in my head way too easily: Daaave Capistrano, I hardly know him... boom chicka boom chicka boom chicka. That just about killed me the first time I saw it. So much gold from that group...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnOPu0_YWhw Interesting video, wonder how many different musicians could do this exact same thing and have the exact same 'meh' reaction. Probably drat near every classical player out there. Absolutely love the ending, though. Guarantee he didn't expect that...
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Boat posted:Some guy spent an inordinate amount of time and K'nex to make this ball machine and then filmed it in loving detail. It just keeps going. This is just absolutely remarkable. I mean, I can't even fathom the amount of time and dedication it would take to build this given how one little mistake turns into a back to the drawing board. I can only assume it's someone who's an advanced engineer or otherwise some sort of mechanical genius... whoever built this should be famous for their work. As in, someone who is already famous in the mechanical community... or will soon be. Edit: no, seriously, how the holy hell can someone build this??? acejackson42 fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Aug 14, 2012 |
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Soxors posted:Good LORD. This is the first youtube video I've seen in a while that has left me in total awe. You want the honest truth? I have a rather thick beard. After watching this video for a few minutes, I felt some strange moistness on the right side of said beard. I had tilted my head and started drooling watching this video. No poo poo. No kidding. And I literally slapped my own face once I realized what was happening. As in holy christ what the hell just happened to me? I've never, ever experienced anything like that before. In what I do for a living, I'm considered a smart guy when it comes to design and all that, and this turned me into a literal drooling idiot.
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SwissCM posted:I'm not usually one for wanting to see ads go viral, but here is an advertisment for the 2012 Paralympics. It's one of the best ads I've seen in a long time. Awesome ad. Girl from here won a Phelps-like number of medals for Canada at the Sydney Games. A bar here actually put an internet feed up on their big screens and the drat place was packed for her final race. For the Paralympics... was pretty proud of this town after that. For content, the first time I saw this ad I actually started to feel queasy, as in what horrible poo poo did this poor guy go through. And then the ending. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azTa9j-FAZU acejackson42 fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Aug 21, 2012 |
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bc87 posted:This is amazing, here's a video of various stages of Intel manufacturing process. Everyone has moments when they think they are smart. Doesn't matter where or how or what, everyone thinks they have things figured out in that situation at one point or another. When you think you have it cased, come back and watch this video. And unless you built that goddamn plant that makes nanometre-scale chips, you. will. feel. stupid. I can't even conceptualize the level of intelligence it took to first figure out how to do that, and then design and build machines to do it for you. What that video shows is the impossible, folks. And from all indications, we're nowhere near our limits. And you know what's scary? In 10 years, the people who built that plant will look back on it and laugh at it like we do at a VCR or MacPlus or other hellishly outdated tech. And we'll look back at this video and do the same.
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Cowman posted:Hey since we're discussing court stuff now I can post my little story about how I got on the front page of the Chattanooga Times Free Press. Basically, the Hamilton County Commission is opening their meetings with a prayer specifically in Jesus's name and a friend of mine is suing them to replace it with a moment of silence. They've refused and have continued with the prayer despite repeated letters from the Freedom From Religion Foundation and also residents of Hamilton County. They're being represented by the Alliance Defense Fund (who just changed their name apparently) which is an extreme right wing group trying to keep prayer in schools and the Christian God in government. Someday, when you grow up, you're going to look back on this time of your life with sheer and utter embarrassment. I'm not going to tell you how or when, just that you will. And you'll feel really, really loving bad when you realize what you attempted to bring about. This is you after that realization. After all, That's Life. Edit: most definitely needs this  an oldie but a goodie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi9xPUmsvV4 wait, you're Arzy, right... oh, no. Crap. acejackson42 fucked around with this message at 12:38 on Sep 18, 2012 |
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Catastrophe posted:I did not expect to laugh as hard as I did to this. The "Angry Video Game Nerd" guy reads an email sent to him. Holy poo poo I know where he's coming from at the end of the video - I almost couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. Jesus christ, that last line...
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Das Teehaus posted:Holy poo poo... I suppose it's obvious from the description but Jesus loving christ. I know I don't have to click or listen, but man, from above to that? Internet man, just internet.
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SaltLick posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffEYqGGYXRk Mother of pete there are a host of pro-clicks on the last couple pages, but this one is the best. Seriously, your dad lets you take the controls of his prize model plane that he built an actual runway for and you crash it into the trees within seconds... and then THAT happens? Not only is that guy a good pilot, he's a good dude, too. Only thing better would be if he was Harrison Ford.
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tinstaach posted:I thought that was going to be a HowToBasic video. I think I caught a bit of his trick as a key to his trick - he makes a large portion of the shuffling and such sounds with his mouth. Learn how to do that consistently and anyone can do what he does. Clown show stu.... Umm. why do I have an ace of spades in my hand. And why is it GONE! I don't know how he could teach someone what he does without natural talent and even then I can't see how it works. This should be a marketable course at some, any, tech school in Vegas.
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You need to read the last page, AngryCaterpillar, and start with the video with the thumbs up guy. He's got you covered.
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AngryCaterpillar posted:Yes, equating my criticism of a joke with hateful and separatist untertones to a bigot's conspiracy theories isn't at all simple minded or offensive. gently caress you. Ah, awesome. Good to see you understand the bit and the movie that's being referenced. Need more people like you around here, you should post in DND some, they'd love you there. Here's some more hateful deathmonger doom you might like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4
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Vagabundo posted:The world's smallest movie by IBM, A Boy and His Atom. It's a stop-motion film made entirely by manipulating atoms. Just remarkable. And as a child of the 70's and 80's, quite simply magic of some sort. I know engineering of computer chips and video cards is down to the dozens of nanometers, but seeing this, how far are we from being able to manipulate individual atoms of anything? As in literally take the atoms of a cancer cell and piece by piece remove them? And do it a million times a second? And cure cancer in the process. Christ, people we're this close...
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ChocNitty posted:If I could travel back in time to see any band live, The MC5 would be high on that list: You don't have the best and most emotional moment of that film. It's when Mike Tyson, Mike loving Tyson, breaks down crying and says one of the most important part of him learning how to box is that if anyone ever, ever loving tried bullying him again, he could loving kill them with his bare hands. Mike Tyson, man. Mike loving Tyson was terrified of bullies and remains so to this day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRT5DF8PYgE That rapid fire combo he throws at the bag at the start of the video would probably kill 90 percent of the population. acejackson42 fucked around with this message at 09:55 on May 5, 2013 |
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:I have a pretty iced-over and cynical outlook on most internet things, but this was genuinely pretty touching. Soulpancake, eh? Christ they're good. What are the chances someone could do even better, though? acejackson42 fucked around with this message at 12:59 on May 11, 2013 |
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Favela Flav posted:Look, I've posted it before, and I'm posting it again; I'm pretty sure I've posted this guy before in some iteration, thinking he was the absolute poo poo of all time, but man, John Butler might have him beat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbndgwfG22k Still remarkable, though. Using harmonics as notes as easily as that is just ridiculous. Edit: I think if you see someone with fingernails like that on one of their hands, odds are they can play some mean rear end gitaar acejackson42 fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Jun 21, 2013 |
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kedo posted:That other video must have been non-official or something. It's up on The Guardian's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6ACE-BBPRs Pretty Jesus loving christ. I'm coming into this two pages late and I'm calling absolute bullshit. You know what happens when you resist any and every medical procedure on the planet? It becomes horribly uncomfortable and might even result in *horror* gagging and or puking ESPECIALLY when it involves the GI tract. Unlike ole Mos there, I had my large intestine removed due to ulcerative colitis. I had a J-pouch procedure. When I had the JP drain removed from my gut (youtube that for even more greatness) it ruptured an abcess. Cue intensive care. And cue the exact same procedure as ole Def went through. I swallowed twice without a hint of anesthetic and it was done. I gagged worse when it came out a week later than I did going down. But hey, the video is effective for what it's worth and people are getting sucked into it. Congrats, Mos, on spreading disinformation and making people afraid of something that is really nothing. Maybe you and Jenny McCarthy can get together and compare notes on being horrible pieces of poo poo?
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Furnok Dorn posted:I don't know in what universe this is the same as vaccine denying but, keep on raging bucko. I've already poo poo up the thread enough, but I'll explain and leave it at that. McCarthy has taken a simple, life-saving procedure and demonized it to the point that people are harming themselves. This video takes a simple, life-saving procedure and - if taken out of context by stupid people, and you know people will - demonizes it to the point people will hear 'feeding tube' and think of this video and panic when it's suggested they have one put in. There's so much other poo poo wrong in Gitmo, so many other things that could be focussed on, but they went out and did this.
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alnilam posted:Holy poo poo, I tear'd. Shame she didn't win the Nobel. Next year. And by next year I mean if she doesn't win it there should be rioting in the streets. Which would be rather ironic, methinks. Such a strong person with so much of her life ahead of her to do great works, all because a bunch of hate-filled misogynists thought her spreading her message was worth killing her. Funny how a group of people so fixated on creating 'martyrs' actually created a living, breathing one completely and totally against their interests. Rather spectacular actually. Congratulations Taliban!
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rcman50166 posted:Cross posting this from the AIest thread in Automotive Insanity. It's a video of the Rolex Series finale at Lime Rock Race Park. I don't make videos very often so I thought I'd post it here. Everything up to the start of the race is fantastic. Then it becomes generic fan footage from the stands. All the rock music in the world isn't going to disguise the greatest flaw from this video, and that's your lack of race-day access to the track. Now here's the thing - get that race day access, do your thing and you'll have pure gold on your hands. You know what you're doing, you know how to use focus and you obviously have the skill set to use it. Just have to find that 'in'... maybe this video is it?
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FirstPlayer posted:Simply awesome. Maybe I'm dense and haven't realized this is exactly why this video is awesome, but at my current count, there are at least three versions of this video. Different characters, people, themes everything. If you don't know what I'm getting at, re-search the video and play again... This is so awesome as to be beyond belief.
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Pixotic posted:I clicked this. I knew what it was going to be and I clicked it anyway. Mistakes were made. This goes back a few pages of awesomeness, but this is Pentatonix. And this isn't remotely close to being a sampling of their work. If you like this, check out their youtube channel. They've apparently gone from requesting permission for professional covers to having Billboard topping artists asking for them to do their songs. People want them to cover their songs, knowing the awesomeness that is Pentatonix. Think about that for a second...
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:This is my favourite Pentatonix music video: Absolutely. That was the first time I saw them and Lindsey, and now I watch everything they do. So remarkably good.
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Jesus, I had no idea that hating on Pentatonix and Lindsey Stirling was a thing. I mean, seriously, people think they're a bunch of talentless hacks? What's missing that would make them good? Screamo? Drum and bass? Autotuning like T-Pain? A Deadmau5 cover? Dragonforce guitar solos? They sing without autotune, they play their own instruments, they design ridiculously good covers of popular songs. And yet they're poo poo. In case the covers thing is a problem, here's one you might not of heard of by some talentless non-song-writing crapmonster. Thank God he's dead because giving someone like him his due would be an affront to all the real artists out there who write their own songs and nothing but. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aF9AJm0RFc
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If Pentatonix fought Anderson Silva all at once they'd be the best music group ev.... ah, enough. I like 'em you hate 'em and Bob Dylan mumbles a lot these days. Shits what it is. And the Cash post was a comment on covers, not Pentatonix's ability. Cash's cover is by far the best ever done, to the point Reznor doesn't perform the song anymore because he's now covering Johnny Cash. Anyway, Silva got taken down in the first round and took some seemingly nonchalant damage. But on second viewing, Weidman clocked him a few times more than Anderson would have liked down there and that put things into motion - Silva felt the ground game was doom and gloom, and a stand-up fight was necessary. So the goading to stay standing. Weidman, meanwhile, realized he could strike with Anderson given timing and range. He found both before Anderson did - and sooner than Anderson expected - resulting THAT. Saturday night is going to be all about timing and range from the very get go. Whoever gets it first wins. Unless it goes to the ground... acejackson42 fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Dec 27, 2013 |
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Guys, I'm so loving sorry for bringing this upon this thread. Two posts. Two. And madness. Never post while butthurt. Just don't do it. Here. Here's a hockey fight. Everyone loves hockey fights, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L60GRT3ZQj8 acejackson42 fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Dec 28, 2013 |
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With the goal of redemption, two of my favourite videos on the internet. Both are old but some might not have seen them. First, oldie but goodie. Girlfriend cheats. Man gets revenge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApG7CYuq8Pc The GI Joe movies would have been more interesting with this cast, methinks. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/076041c13b/the-ballad-of-g-i-joe
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NESguerilla posted:I did not expect to be saying this about the new Mad Max movie but, gently caress yeah! It's like Borderlands saw Mad Max and made Borderlands which was then seen by Mad Max who made Mad Max based on Borderlands. Not meta at all nosiree.
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The 'Hockey Scores' theme was a contestant to replace the original CBC Hockey Night In Canada song, which was iconic as hell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96OTz6_qTnE Had Hockey Scores won, it would have been a vast improvement, no one denies that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IJ3JMhSA1o
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afeelgoodpoop posted:I assume you will be acting as a witness in the assault trial? The fact he wasn't straight up cold-clocked and American History X stomped into a storm drain is greatly, greatly disappointing. That's the only level of assault that could happen that wouldn't result in the jury saying 'yeah, gently caress that guy' and dismissing any charge brought up against the people in that bar. He is literally one of the worst people on the planet and the fact he isn't already physically maimed and/or crippled is a testimony to the self-restraint of modern society. His day is coming, and he is going reap what his rape-advocating rear end owes. My only hope it's at the end of a pair of brass knuckles and weighted steel toed boots.
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