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NO LISTEN TO ME
Jan 2, 2009

groove


If you mute the Jukebox at any time you are The Lamest Guy

There was a thread in Games but it has long since lost its steam, so I figured I'd rekindle interest in GBS.

What is this poo poo

boardgame-online is just that, an online board game. Lots of weird and silly stuff happens that makes it hard to get to the end, such as getting syphilis because you got a bad roll at the whore house, or the Curse of Relativity making the end space further away each turn. It's equally easy to dick over your fellow players, such as catapulting broken glass their way, which stalls them a few turns; or making them drunk, which alters all their chat messages by adding in slurred speech and the like.

It's expanding pretty fast, with lots of new poo poo added every day. It's a pretty fun diversion from your fancy Skyrims and Saints Rows and other expensive bullshit you bought that week.

Post links to games in here, be sure to password protect them so not everyone can join. It's pretty small so you can donate if you want. Might help new features or help decrease downtime which has happened a few times already.

Gimme that link, son

http://www.boardgame-online.com

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REMEMBER: When posting the link to a game, make sure to mention what special modes you put on it, and if you changed the length! Makes it easier for people to see whether they want to join a game if they don't like Instant Riches or don't want to play a 1000 space game or whatever. You can just copy paste what it says next to the start button when you join the room.

NO LISTEN TO ME fucked around with this message at Jun 14, 2012 around 04:33

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NO LISTEN TO ME
Jan 2, 2009

groove


First game to boot off the thread:

http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2Sn&k=FmK

Finish: 150
Game Mode: Normal
Game Options: Expert Mode activated.
Survival Mode activated.
Instant Specialisations activated.

e: game's closed.

NO LISTEN TO ME fucked around with this message at Jun 14, 2012 around 03:35

something
Aug 1, 2011

Have you ever seen
The most pure look of delight
On a Babby's face?

Oh drat I forgot all about this for so long! If anyone else is on let's play!

Finish: 150
Game Mode: Team Game: One For All
Game Options: Expert Mode activated.
All Classes activated.
Instant Specialisations activated.
Early Reinforcements activated.
Instant Riches activated.

http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2TB&k=li

e: started but feel free to come and watch!

something fucked around with this message at Jun 14, 2012 around 04:18

Frank Serpico
Aug 8, 2005

Oh man, it's total gridlock!!

something posted:

Oh drat I forgot all about this for so long! If anyone else is on let's play!

Finish: 150
Game Mode: Team Game: One For All
Game Options: Expert Mode activated.
All Classes activated.
Instant Specialisations activated.
Early Reinforcements activated.
Instant Riches activated.

http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2TB&k=li

e: started but feel free to come and watch!

In as Balls

NO LISTEN TO ME
Jan 2, 2009

groove


We got games comin out the rear end

http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2TV&k=EO7

Finish: 150
Game Mode: Normal
Game Options: Expert Mode activated.
Survival Mode activated.
Instant Specialisations activated.

e: started

NO LISTEN TO ME fucked around with this message at Jun 14, 2012 around 04:34

saberwulf
Mar 3, 2009

Pipe rifles and snack cakes.


Ah, I remember playing this for hours with goons. Nothing like starting a game as Saberwulf, and finishing as Sick Piss Obama.

NO LISTEN TO ME
Jan 2, 2009

groove


Someone posted a link in the game's chat but he's probated at the moment so here it is:

http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2Ug&k=zRs

Instant Specializations
Early Reinforcements
Team

Goatse Master
Dec 2, 2011


E: never mind, figured it out.

Goatse Master fucked around with this message at Jun 14, 2012 around 04:50

Danzou
Oct 24, 2010



Countries I can choose to represent: Equestria
Countries I cannot choose to represent: Palestine

When will the international community recognize Bronies "right of return"?

Strange Matter
Oct 5, 2009

Ask me about Genocide


Man I miss the Christmas board. The youtube music was the best and I loved trading buckets and broken glass between team mates to build Niceness.

Strange Matter fucked around with this message at Jun 14, 2012 around 04:53

Gyre
Feb 25, 2007



Another game for those who want to play: http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2UE&k=txp

Same specs as the last one.

FirstThing
Nov 22, 2005

Drive all night, take some speed
Wait for the sun to shine down on me


I'm possibly the worst teammate ever.

I mean we still won, but I hosed my teammate over so many times.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

Slightly Amused



FirstThing posted:

I'm possibly the worst teammate ever.

I mean we still won, but I hosed my teammate over so many times.

Well I hit you with a hammer first so technically I started it.

Frank Serpico
Aug 8, 2005

Oh man, it's total gridlock!!

Someone make a new game!

snugglebunny
Aug 21, 2004
go to hell

I died and then it kicked me and wouldn't let me back in

Volume
May 2, 2008

My gimmick is stale and I should get a new one, but I have less imagination than a small cartoon boy.


http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2Vi

Finish: 150
Game Mode: Normal
Game Options: None


Game over. Congrats to Jalpal

Volume fucked around with this message at Jun 14, 2012 around 05:50

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008
IDK MY BFF JILL??!

New game!

http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2Vj&k=p5R

Gyre
Feb 25, 2007



Nother game, same as last: http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2Vw&k=thb

something
Aug 1, 2011

Have you ever seen
The most pure look of delight
On a Babby's face?

Man it's been so long. I wonder if the old thread has that picture of when i used the detonation spell after a reinforcements + weaponize. The game froze for a solid 5 minutes just processing the mayhem. There were no survivors.

Edit: Found the log:


something fucked around with this message at Jun 14, 2012 around 05:52

Volume
May 2, 2008

My gimmick is stale and I should get a new one, but I have less imagination than a small cartoon boy.


Going again

http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2VO

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

Men on the moon and men spinning around the earth and there's not no attention paid to earthly law and order.


New game here.

http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2V1

Pantsless Hero
May 25, 2004

Serv-Bot will kick your ass.

Chamale's game filled up right before I got in.

Default game at http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2Wb !

Edit: gently caress, I didn't click the link first and someone else got control. Again at http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2Wf

Pantsless Hero fucked around with this message at Jun 14, 2012 around 06:16

Volume
May 2, 2008

My gimmick is stale and I should get a new one, but I have less imagination than a small cartoon boy.


One more round!

http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2Wl

Frank Serpico
Aug 8, 2005

Oh man, it's total gridlock!!


Won!

Gyre
Feb 25, 2007



Nother one: http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2WP&k=AFd

Same as last, with a twist. I keep winning and that's boring, so I'm gonna put everyone but me on one team.

EDIT: Bad idea, it's not really fun when people aren't trying to kill each other.

Gyre fucked around with this message at Jun 14, 2012 around 07:17

Volume
May 2, 2008

My gimmick is stale and I should get a new one, but I have less imagination than a small cartoon boy.


http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2WV

nuvan
Mar 29, 2008

And the gentle call of the feral 3am "Everything is going so well you can't help but panic."


edit: http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2W6

edit2: well, that was quick...

game log posted:

nuvan has joined the game!
Traque has joined the game!
#ErnestBorgning has joined the game!
#Poopcup has joined the game!
#Toughy has joined the game!
Everyone has received 14 Rupees!
Let the games begin!
#ErnestBorgning may start!
#ErnestBorgning rolled 5.
Jukebox: Avril Lavigne - Goodbye
#ErnestBorgning found 4 Rupees.
#ErnestBorgning stood at a crossroads.
#ErnestBorgning channeled his chi and gained 1 speed.
#Poopcup rolled 3.
#Poopcup bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
#Poopcup bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
#Poopcup bounced 2 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
#Poopcup bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
#Toughy rolled 7.
#Poopcup bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
#Toughy put a glue mine in his inventory.
nuvan rolled 7.
nuvan entered the deadly pyramid.
nuvan found the Treasure of the Pharaoh!
nuvan escaped from the Pyramid with the Treasure of the Pharaoh!
nuvan won the game!
Traque has left the game!
#Toughy is experiencing lag.

nuvan fucked around with this message at Jun 14, 2012 around 07:15

poopcup
Jun 27, 2007

Please place your sample in the repository.



You won this in one turn. drat that pharaoh for not guarding his treasure better.

nuvan
Mar 29, 2008

And the gentle call of the feral 3am "Everything is going so well you can't help but panic."


trying again: http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2Xg

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who say they have found it.


This game is literally the best game in existence. It is an rear end in a top hat simulator where you force goons to listen to bad music.

cubivore
Nov 30, 2006

fuck you, got mine

Oh man, I totally forgot about this for the last few months. It's changed a lot! Definitely in to play with whoever else starts a game.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

Men on the moon and men spinning around the earth and there's not no attention paid to earthly law and order.


Unfortunately I can't seem to play it. The page refreshes occasionally, and that drops me out of the game.

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Comfort food,
mixed with pills and booze.
Anything to fight,
the permanent blues.
You're going to need it all
when I'm through with you.


Mordiceius posted:

This game is literally the best game in existence. It is an rear end in a top hat simulator where you force goons to listen to bad music.
Just picture the pokemon theme song in your head as you read this and it's basically the boardgame online experience.

Boardgame Online posted:

You walk along the beach and suddenly see a very old looking bottle. You smash the bottle and read the message: "You're a friend of the family!" Hmmm, interesting... You take the Broken Glass from the bottle with you.. "

Blunt Force Trauma
Mar 16, 2008

No one gives a fuck about shit.
So fuck your shit.
We fuck shit up,
Cause shit's fucked anyway.
Shit is run in to the ground.

I don't wanna think about it,
I just wanna get down.


http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=2XS&k=mDo

Finish: 150
Game Mode: Normal
Game Options: Expert Mode activated.
All Classes activated.
Instant Specialisations activated.
Instant Riches activated.

Benjamin Black
Sep 8, 2008

Now wasn't that delicious?


NO LISTEN TO ME posted:

If you mute the Jukebox at any time you are The Lamest Guy

There was a thread in Games but it has long since lost its steam, so I figured I'd rekindle interest in GBS.
Couldn't you just repost this in the Games forum then?

Benjamin Black fucked around with this message at Jun 14, 2012 around 13:50

Frank Serpico
Aug 8, 2005

Oh man, it's total gridlock!!

Benjamin Black posted:

Couldn't you just repost this in the Games forum then?

What's wrong with posting it here in GBS for a little exposure?

davey4283
Aug 14, 2006


Are there any goons doing this poo poo right now?

[edit] I just played this and it is really gay.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Air Julio
Oct 9, 2005

It is was
not a
Quintessen=>
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meeting
today

Have there been any changes or additions to the game since the last thread? I really enjoyed this game for all its randomness. Will have to fire this up after work today.

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD



There's two new classes that are unlocked if you're playing with a donor, a completely redone interface with some new functionality and less spartan appearance, new items and events, substantial bug fixes, and probably some other incremental changes I'm forgetting.

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100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007

Oh super wow! That looks like a tasty thing for me to eat with my excellent beak!


Yeah ok!

http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=24D&k=g6y

Instant Riches activated.

100 HOGS AGREE fucked around with this message at Jun 14, 2012 around 17:39

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