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Mezurya posted:Someone already took Sephiroth Tuxedo Mask? Well just add an x on both sides, and no one will know the difference. In fact, unlike that rear end in a top hat who stole your totally original username, you now have some very stylish decorative borders to your name! Add some numbers in there for flavor. I wonder if that's same idea with people putting ||| around their name? Like ||| Snypa420 |||. I've been seeing a lot of gamertags like that all of a sudden and it's kind of odd. It's also a bit funny though because at a glance it makes their name look like "lil' Snypa420." 
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Psalmanazar posted:Just saw SKRILLEX131. gently caress you SKRILLEX131 I saw SKRILLEX911 on xbl. So for the guy wondering who the next Sephiroth is, it's SKRILLEX. Every once in a while some dudes will pop up with the names YogscastXephos and YogscastSips. I always think "why sips and not honeydew?" Also they're loving terrible. I used some third party site to find their gamertags, because xbox.com is so loving terrible. Peanut President fucked around with this message at Jun 16, 2012 around 19:46 |
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NaturalLow posted:I wonder if that's same idea with people putting ||| around their name? Like ||| Snypa420 |||. I've been seeing a lot of gamertags like that all of a sudden and it's kind of odd. I actually played with a lilsnipah(some string of numbers here) in Battlefield 3 last night. I was kind of interested to see whether, according to the law that a player's skill is inversely proportional to how "badass" their name is, he would be good because of "lil" or terrible because of "snipah." He ran train on me all night with his ACW-R, though, so I guess the "lil" won out.  Also in Battlefield 3 I ran into an IHumpZebras, which straddles the fine line between "terrible" and "awesome in an ironic sort of way."
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Back before BC on wow I remember a tauren named DADTIME. Whenever he logged in he always said in trade chat how it was finally DADTIME. My brothers were cptsexteeth and thecolonal. Spooky Bear Ghost fucked around with this message at Jun 16, 2012 around 20:41 |
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"Retard Beater"
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Farecoal posted:I have never seen anyone explain this. Seriously what the gently caress The xXx thing used to signify that you were straight edge. (It still does actually. It's just you'll get lumped with the other idiots unless you go out of your way to prove that's what the x's around your name signify.) The x's all stood for one of three different abstinence's. (Alcohol free, Drug free, No promiscuous sex) Then it got taken when little billy thought "Oh wow that looks so l33t nasty!" and soon it spread like a bad plague. Also: quote:Someone already took Sephiroth Tuxedo Mask? Well just add an x on both sides, and no one will know the difference. In fact, unlike that rear end in a top hat who stole your totally original username, you now have some very stylish decorative borders to your name! Add some numbers in there for flavor. Fibby Boy fucked around with this message at Jun 17, 2012 around 04:58 |
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I thought this terrible trend was over too, but I just played a SC2 game with AZNxSpartan. I never understood why people felt the need to broadcast their ethnicity with such a lame tag. For the record I'm Asian myself in case anyone feels like flipping out.
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Oh finally I can share these from Call Of Duty 2, back from when the Xbox360 first released. "CaptianQueefToes" and "Flappinbeefcurtins" were my favorites. My immature friend and self would always make loud obnoxious fart/queef style sounds when they'd get kills. "Afropubes" from COD3 was also good but ruined it by asking everyone how "awhsum" my screen name is. I also enjoyed my old tag of "That Guy." So people's screens could display:"You were killed by that guy." Guy Random fucked around with this message at Jun 17, 2012 around 06:04 |
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Shasta Cola posted:I thought this terrible trend was over too, but I just played a SC2 game with AZNxSpartan. I never understood why people felt the need to broadcast their ethnicity with such a lame tag. Almost makes me want to cough up  to change my name to CrackerNinja.Either that or PastyPirate. Maybe add some x's and o's and type up my resumé while I'm at it.
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People in TF2 love --- Noobs below this line ---. Naturally, they are Pyros in 24/7 2fort servers who rack up thousands of points from extinguishes and easy kills against bad players and sit there all  about their username.
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On TF2 back in the day I got crushed by a kid named KurtKocain187. Also there used to be a pretty good Modern Warfare 2 player named s1o4n3 k3tt3r1ng which is the best thing ever.
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I've been using Weedlord Bonerhitler from the GOP livestream printer troll in TF2. It's actually gotten pretty good reactions.
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played tf2 with a guy called THE_EPIC_FAIL a while ago. blew my mind.
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There was a guy on Xbox Live that added me called "BRONXSLAVETRADER" or some shortened version of it. It lasted a few months before being removed.
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Back in vanilla WoW, me and some friends played CTF against a rogue named Sgtcrazyeyes or something to the effect of that. We met a hero that day. Godspeed, wherever you are.
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Back in EQ on the old Cazic-Thule server there was a female iksar monk named "Hugmeordie." And on WoW the taurens seemed to have the best names like "Battlecattle" or "Themilksgonebad."
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playing Halo with DUMB CUMPSTER was a delightful romp
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Forever ago when I was like 12, there was a guy playing Starcraft with some variation of "IOnlyLose"; he had a record of something like 0-1200-1400. The weird part was, we all did pretty well that match (4v4, we won), especially him, but he disconnected a few seconds before the match actually ended so that it wouldn't count as a win. I guess you have to be dedicated to get really good at the game, but still purposefully not win so that your gimmick handle stays accurate. There was another guy whose name was "TheKing##", and I suspected he would be a huge douche. No one on our team understood what he was doing at first; we were playing one of those cheap rear end money maps with 9999 minerals stacked right on top of the command center/nexus/hatchery, and the starting locations were all just squares. He filled something like a 10x10 grid of nothing but command centers and floated them all, and i was completely  but then when someone finally attacked him, their units got caught up shooting at the floating command centers while his seige tanks, which no one could see underneath all the cc's, wiped out all their units.
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My boyfriend's sister met her husband on Guild Wars. His screen name was tigolebitties.
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Shasta Cola posted:I thought this terrible trend was over too, but I just played a SC2 game with AZNxSpartan. I never understood why people felt the need to broadcast their ethnicity with such a lame tag. When I was very small I thought that AZN was a really odd abbreviation for "Amazing" and didn't understand why everyone used such a counterintuitive abbreviation, and then I realized it meant "Asian" and I felt really dumb.
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saw a pair in dota2 awhile back; CHIEF JUSTICE GOKU and ATTORNEY GENERAL VEGETA
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My personal favorite bad username is the dude on a browser MMO I play whose handle is Vaginal BloodFart. The best part of it is that he's a highly respected player and apparently a pretty nice guy, just a guy who chose an amazingly bad UN. My personal shame, from the same game, is my account named Jenny Saucepn. I was going for a riff on the Moxy Fruvous song "Johnny Saucepn" (yes, I was an idiotic college kid), but the number of times I've had to correct people on the spelling or explain why it's spelled that way has made me feel a soul-deep regret.
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Scionix posted:saw a pair in dota2 awhile back; I'm no sure if those are amazing or terrible but now someone needs to go and make Minority Whip Krillen to complete the set.
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When Halo 2 came out my roommate got a ridiculous amount of friend requests by using the Gamertag Curious4U. Never used a mic and didn't claim to be a girl. But every other match weirdo nerds would be trying to chat him up. On my WoW server there was a guy that named himself Toucher and pvped enough to get the "Private" title. And when the Kony 2012 thing was blowing up a child soldier showed up in a TF2 game or two.
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A couple years back, I decided to try and make the absolute worst gamertag possible. I ended up with _xX53P|-|[o^_^o]R07|-|Xx_. If you can't read that, it's "Sephiroth" but in 1337, with an anime face replacing the I and extraneous _xX tails.
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My current one is HP Loveboat, and I'm happy with it, but it's disconcerting when obvious children try to get you attention in games by shouting "Loveboat! Loveboat!"
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My little sister's pretty cool, but her goddamn gamertag is something like xXx-SiLeNtSnIpE-xXx or whatever. Worst part is when we took her to a store to get something real quick and the girl at the counter asked her for her email. This little blonde girl explaining to her over the counter "it's ecks ecks ecks, silent ~sneeeiiiyyyypaaaahhhhhhhh~ at blabla dotcom" 
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It seems that I can only remember good gamertags. All the MLG 360 420 friend of the family Sniper Sephiroths seem to run together in my mind. Anyways: YOUR XBOX 360 on Halo 3. You killed YOUR XBOX 360. Secret Asian Man on Counter Strike. Little Suzie Rottencrotch on TF2.
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My 12 year old son decided on the name RinsableWorf (not randomly generated) and I asked him why. He loves Star Trek and apparently every version of "urmom" he could come up with was already taken. He's since changed it to "CrazyWhaffle", but personally I preferred the first one for sheer "wtf" value.
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Pariah Messiah posted:
Ugh, in high school I knew some terrible weeaboo white kid that used that handle.
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My friends is Go get me a 40. Gets us a lot of laughs from older guys usually playing Madden or NBA2k.
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From Halo2: TookaMinute421 and TENlbsOF4skin
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I forget who WORLD'S SLOWEST HOMO was on my Steam friends list but I never did follow him into a game of TF2 while it was set like that. "You have been killed by WORLD's SLOWEST HOMO" "WORLD'S SLOWEST HOMO is DOMINATING redmercer!" "WORLD'S SLOWEST HOMO is now known as WORLD'S 2ND SLOWEST HOMO"
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My gamertag in middle school was xxTwI5TeDxx or some variation of that. Yes that is a five.  I changed it to something less terrible recently, but I'm looking to change it once again and this thread is providing me with some great inspiration.
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| # ? Jun 24, 2012 19:50 |
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There's a Goon on my friends list whose username was NO DAD NO. I always got a laugh out of that when he logged in.
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| # ? Jun 24, 2012 21:28 |
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I rolled Dark Souls a while ago with quadriplenipple. 
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When I was young, I fell madly in love with the girl of my dreams. Oh, oXoXaReSaNgEloXoXo, how I miss thee.
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Flipswitch posted:There's a Goon on my friends list whose username was NO DAD NO. I always got a laugh out of that when he logged in. A recent favorite of mine is YOUR FAMOUS GAY DAD. I have no idea who that was.
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Played very briefly in a 4v4 in Starcraft 2 against a guy named spergin420, IIRC. The best part is that I had just changed my own screenname to MegaSperg. That was a fun game.
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I'm always tempted to change my gamertag to something horrible since I love a good laugh and something goofy, but a lot of my buddies know my GT offhand so easily. Although on PC games where its a bit easier, I'm aiming for NO MOM ITS DUBSTEP or Urethra Franklin.
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