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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > You Look Like Shit > The Fitness Log Cabin > Cutting is like cardio. I say I'll do it and that's about where it ends.
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 Numbers chick has a log again?
# ¿ Jun 16, 2012 01:43
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# ¿ May 24, 2013 11:01
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

ladyweapon posted:



I also have like two or three dates this week so I will probably get Very Fat.



Are their beards better than mine?

# ¿ Jun 18, 2012 06:58
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

ladyweapon posted:

Straps aren't expensive so I guess I'll give em a go and see how they work out.

3 dollars for INCREDIBLE gains. Go for it.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2012 23:14
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

ladyweapon posted:



If I dont make some INCREDIBLE GAINS the next time I lift, I'm coming for you.

Is that a promise?

# ¿ Jun 22, 2012 23:26
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 Get a moped and an absurdly over-sized helmet.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2012 18:22
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

ladyweapon posted:

If I'm getting a motorcycle its going to be one of those super cool ones so people might accidentally think I'm cool


And just what is not cool about a moped and over-sized helmet?

# ¿ Jun 25, 2012 18:47
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 I think I have the only cat on earth that is indifferent about boxes.



Also: sweet quads guurrll

# ¿ Jun 27, 2012 02:19
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

nickhimself posted:


Another thing I've found that has helped is when I'm doing pulldowns, I don't think about pulling the weight down, I think about pulling my elbows down as far as I can. This effectively takes the concentration out of holding onto the weight and puts it on my elbows. Hell, I've actually found that thinking about my elbow movement on a lot of lifts has helped "feel" the movement more.

I just had this epiphany on my last back day. I was doing rows and started thinking about what a difference it could make if I looped the cable around my elbows and started pulling directly with them. After I had thought about it for a few minutes it really did feel like I was pulling more at my elbows and I was feeling parts of my back I usually didn't feel before.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2012 18:07
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 I only eat my food in pile form

# ¿ Jul 21, 2012 05:10
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 Nancy Drews toughest mystery

# ¿ Jul 22, 2012 18:22
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 Good lord

# ¿ Jul 28, 2012 02:08
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 Confirmation that you are in fact doing everything right
# ¿ Jul 31, 2012 22:33
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 How do I spend 3 nights with 150 buck wild women in spandex?

# ¿ Aug 13, 2012 21:05
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

ladyweapon posted:




Call me
# ¿ Aug 18, 2012 04:40
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 Dammit, I hate living in a area with no mountains.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2012 15:13
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 Nice pants


and


Nice donk

# ¿ Sep 8, 2012 17:47
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 A black sheriff?

Worked in Blazing Saddles.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2012 21:06
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

nickhimself posted:

Root beer float and orange creamsicle are really awesome as well.

You're just a sucker for anything orange creamsicle. You're biased.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2012 05:37
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

Lazer Vampire Jr. posted:

The only food I think that contains no nutritional value is anything served by Rallys/Checkers.

You shut your mouth. I will eat Rallys spicy chicken sandwiches until I die.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2012 17:10
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 HOORAAAY!

Also your headphone cord should be firmly tucked into your pants

# ¿ Sep 27, 2012 15:41
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 Still would

# ¿ Sep 28, 2012 04:27
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 All of my posts pretty much amount to a list of people in thsi forum that I would have sex with

# ¿ Sep 29, 2012 01:32
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

ladyweapon posted:

Who wants a bunch of terrible pictures of me with a BAC of .13 or above? *


I won that lawn dress in a raffle, then jL signed the thigh of my dress. I also wore my helvetica swim and legs as a makeshift helvetica catsuit and ran around vegas in my ironic glasses like a drunken weirdo and jL kept messing with the suit and commenting on how neat it looked

Lotus of Siam pictures. I cant even remember what we ate but it was the most god damned delicious meal I've ever had and I'm basically ruined for Thai food now.



*mother of god there was so much drinking. I had to have gained a minimum of 5 pounds on this trip.


Aw yisssss.

Panthra posted:

Here be swole videos!:
Squat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRUxP_lDbio
Deadlift http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltchJV5KYj0

The greatest

# ¿ Oct 8, 2012 05:34
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

Lazer Vampire Jr. posted:

I found the Hazelnut stuff to be pretty good until it warmed up and then it just tastes weird. However most beers that warm up taste funky so not a big deal.

Drink more Guinness

# ¿ Oct 17, 2012 15:48
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 Congratulations on your continued existence

# ¿ Oct 21, 2012 23:35
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 Be prepared for another round of this stuff on the 23rd

# ¿ Oct 22, 2012 06:54
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 WHAT DID I TELL YOU!

Happy Birth

# ¿ Oct 23, 2012 18:15
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

ladyweapon posted:

lmao you tried
# ¿ Oct 24, 2012 22:58
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 If a guy tells you he squats sets of 5 and the weight is under 300 then you should just disregard

# ¿ Oct 25, 2012 16:35
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

ladyweapon posted:

Go for it. You might as well know what it feels like to be proud of a set of squats for once.
# ¿ Oct 29, 2012 15:51
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 I am going to come there and lift all the chains.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2012 05:19
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 Plz don't die

# ¿ Nov 5, 2012 18:28
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

# ¿ Nov 17, 2012 04:26
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 First GIS result
# ¿ Dec 4, 2012 03:04
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 They gave you Chocolate Rain?

# ¿ Dec 6, 2012 01:12
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

ladyweapon posted:


bench 45kg http://youtu.be/9zWQwaKTC5c - where I forget to wait for the start command


"excuse me while I rep this out "

# ¿ Dec 17, 2012 19:22
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 Lookin good and feelin good

# ¿ Dec 23, 2012 04:38
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 Everyone is eating prettier food that me

# ¿ Feb 9, 2013 19:02
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004


 I'm going to visit but only for the food.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2013 21:42
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# ¿ May 24, 2013 11:01
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Andos El Pantos
May 7, 2004

ladyweapon posted:

I forgot to eat for fifteen hours.

The hell kind of powerlifter are you?

# ¿ Feb 13, 2013 23:10
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > You Look Like Shit > The Fitness Log Cabin > Cutting is like cardio. I say I'll do it and that's about where it ends.