Ornery bean - The Something Awful Forums

«‹›15 »

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > FYAD: Criterion Collection > Ornery bean

http://aliteralidiot.tumblr.com/

Can't post for 3 days!
Skylark

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:39

ADBOT LOVES YOU
Adbot

# ? May 18, 2013 11:52

be my gf julie

T-T-T-Tricky
Dear Beloved Twisty

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:39

ground floor of incredible thread i assume

_{ghost flow}
tripwire

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:40

Long story short: Goons + sex = me

_{ghost flow}
tripwire

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:40

tripwire posted:

Long story short: Goons + sex = me

so your parents are goons uh. tough break

T-T-T-Tricky
Dear Beloved Twisty

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:41

Skylark posted:

http://aliteralidiot.tumblr.com/

ive heard of ornery beans but this is ridiculous!

Hate Mondays
Love Irony
manyak

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:42

long sotry short: t*ne + h*ame = th**nmee

Davelord Cheeto

http://i.imgur.com/7BM2C.jpg
free pok teh penguin(☄ฺ◣д◢)☄(☄ฺ◣д◢)☄∪・ω・∪^{^{ね_ね光_の天_使}}(☄ฺ◣д◢)☄(☄ฺ◣д◢)☄free pok teh penguin
Post a FYAD Flag 2day :-)

_{clack for oldl sig http://i.imgur.com/44Nty.png

cluck for old sig http://i.imgur.com/AjRMT.png

cold sig wow http://i.imgur.com/dDQGX.gif}
"Thanks synthy." "Tahnks Autism Skull." "Thanks moonshine.""Thanks mystery General Whatever guy out of freaking nowhere." "Thanks Wolverine Boner." "Thanks dendy."

http://i.imgur.com/cs7m0.jpg

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:42

I am a try hard fuck who wants the Senior Regulares of FYAD to suck my Pee pee. Questions?
iCe-CuBe.

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:42

sneezle

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:42

Here are some of the sentence fragments I scanned before my wind wandering to some other thing:

"my boyfriend and I met kayla on world of warcraft"

"kayla feigned death"

_{ghost flow}
tripwire

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:43

I met up with a few other WoWgoons for a sex party, and it turned into a complete spergfest.

Can't post for 3 days!
Skylark

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:43

its cool that they have names that match their personalitys for instance Skip is a good name for a jock. whereas a good nerds name is Eugene

Hate Mondays
Love Irony
manyak

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:43

Well, long story short, basically to sum it up,

_{ghost flow}
tripwire

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:44

lemme see those boobies

the fart doctor
BAKOON

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:45

Chemtrail Clem posted:

its cool that they have names that match their personalitys for instance Skip is a good name for a jock. whereas a good nerds name is Eugene

lol

_{ghost flow}
tripwire

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:45

my real name is Eugene.... :bumthesad:

I am a try hard fuck who wants the Senior Regulares of FYAD to suck my Pee pee. Questions?
iCe-CuBe.

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:45

i'm the epic spergl0rd in that story, lmfao.

Ah Pook

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:46

I was shocked. Disgusted. Baffled? Maybe. Revenge? Absolutely.

_{ghost flow}
tripwire

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:46

lol xhe deleted xir tumblr

Dark Odor

fyad flag fun pak

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:46

Julie if you want to start over in atlanta pm me you sound like fun

I am a shaman, magician.
tetsuo

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:47

Ah Pook posted:

i'm the epic spergl0rd in that story, lmfao.

Me too but its cool to be that guy and Id rather be that guy than the Skip jock enjoyable human being who would probably not even get FYAD and irony.

I am a try hard fuck who wants the Senior Regulares of FYAD to suck my Pee pee. Questions?
iCe-CuBe.

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:47

eugene owns btw

sneezle

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:48

they did it all for the 5s

majcameron

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:48

thats one ornery bean

AthanasiosTheologis

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:48

lmao

Deep Space Hitler

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:49

GOD drat I NEED A WHITE HOE TO SUCK MY DICK...

anime

Credits:
Sythy
Retarded Clown

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:50

iCe-CuBe. posted:

Me too but its cool to be that guy and Id rather be that guy than the Skip jock enjoyable human being who would probably not even get FYAD and irony.

Skip is hella day crew, like he "gets women" and likes sports a lot, but doesn't really know poo poo about anything that isn't mainstream crap.

Ah Pook

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:50

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...0#post393553375 My goon girlfrend

I am a try hard fuck who wants the Senior Regulares of FYAD to suck my Pee pee. Questions?
iCe-CuBe.

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:50

lmao oh skylark you fucker

ornery bean

�

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:51

i've seen some threads in my time, but this

Boofy

THANK u dendy and rotten punk for sigs, baku for avatar

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:51

Oh cool its a girl, well dont poop and gross stuff if you want me to work my magic

you never met a g throw a ten thousand dollar white mink on the floor live on BET
Cool Buff Man

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:52

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

USA Buttchug Champ

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:52

Boofy

THANK u dendy and rotten punk for sigs, baku for avatar

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:52

oh that's the grody broad who used to have the okami av iirc. lol

Daikatana Ritsu

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:52

lmao ornery bean you literally posted this

quote:

Haha you already know. You were there when I told Boyfriend. Oh, god, I can't believe I'm going to publicize this. I guess it will help with the embarrassment/disgust in the long run. Hopefully.

WWWWWWWWWWWWeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllll I had just gotten out of the shower and was home alone for the day. I was 12 at the time and was used to roaming around the house naked as long as it was either just me or just me and my mom in the house. My mom and sister show dogs, so the house is constantly full of them. Trey, one of our pitbulls, walks up to me with a ball in his mouth, and stares up at me with those irresistible puppydog eyes that I just cannot deny (I'm a huge animal lover, but NO JOKES ABOUT THIS LATER).

So we start playing catch. After about the 6th toss I'm getting bored and paying less attention to the precision of my throws, which results in the next toss to be a bit askew. It ricochets off the wall and rolls under the couch, leaving Trey pawing at it hopelessly and whining at me. I'm sure you can see where this is heading if you've ever owned a dog...

Naturally I make my way to the couch and get on all four, sliding my head as far underneath the couch as I can to get the best view. While I'm grabbing around aimlessly for the ball, I feel claws sink into my lovehandles. What the gently caress? That's when it happened. He mounted me completely and starts probing around my rear end with his disgusting, slimey red rocket. I'm of course wiggling and shimmying as much as I possibly can, trying my damnest to get out from under the god forsaken couch! It's a bit harder, though, when you have an 80lb dog on your back.

Sloop. oh. my. god. His loving dick just went up my rear end in a top hat and he was violently pumping away. I jerked so hard I slammed the top of my head against the beams under the couch, got scarred on my right side from his duclaw, and managed to push him off of me just as he jizzed all over the loving floor. I followed up by beating the living poo poo out of him until he went and hid in the corner of the dining room for a good couple of hours.

No, this isn't why I love anal so much. NO, I am not a freak who's into bestiality. No, I'm not a furry. No, no, no, etc. etc. etc.

Anyways, it was loving awful. And it hurt really bad. I didn't even tell my mom or sister it happened because I was so embarrassed and mortified.

Oh my god, be kind, goons and goonettes. Be kind.

client

# ? Jun 20, 2012 23:53

after playing regular pong, Pac-man, Pokemon red, blue, leaf green, gold, silver, and the other ones, and pokemon snap, and final fantasy x, chrono trigger, chrono chross, and after playing mario 64, mario rpg, mario tennis, the castlevania series, and kula world