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ultimatetrollmaster posted:

USA Buttchug Champ

# ? Jun 22, 2012 04:52

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# ? May 22, 2013 01:58

hehe ^_^ look at me I can be ironic too! *stupid girl proceeds to tell a gross sex story thinkeing thats what irony is, while im facepalming just like Picard*

I am a try hard fuck who wants the Senior Regulares of FYAD to suck my Pee pee. Questions?
iCe-CuBe.

# ? Jun 22, 2012 04:54

If youre still reading this thread can I beat up that shithole that you fart cum out of and let a dog gently caress?

naruto headband rockin ice niggas
Trevor Weedheart

# ? Jun 22, 2012 04:56

disborat posted:

rubber cat

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# ? Jun 22, 2012 05:10

honestly it's kind of hosed up to think that just posting an innocent little preteen dog surprise sex story could somehow backfire, but i guess you fyad fucks couldn't find any other detail to make fun of her about

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# ? Jun 22, 2012 05:20

As requested, Goofy (cartoon) reacting to some of this stuff:

I poo poo all over my boyfriend again today and it was loving awful. We had to change the sheets and everything. Ugh.

I wonder if someone's ever used a girl's/guy's buttcheeks to jerk off. Like just pressed the buttcheeks against the penis and came. Weird.

Hahaha this reminds me, during the successful threesome that Kayla and my boyfriend wound up having, she yelled out "Winston Churchill!" in the middle of it to mimic the Beatles, and during a different session, because of the position we were in, I yelled "human centipede" and hosed everyone up. Good times. Gotta have a little fun, right?

I can do more if anyone wants - Paypal is in my profile.

satin666

# ? Jun 22, 2012 05:30

You really need to lurk SA more. SA isn't 4chan or reddit. I appreciate that you are at least trying for humor, but you're just not doing it very well. Give our frontpage or Goldmine a read; they're a good rubric for the kind of atmosphere we go for here. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.

I am a try hard fuck who wants the Senior Regulares of FYAD to suck my Pee pee. Questions?
iCe-CuBe.

# ? Jun 22, 2012 05:35

satin666 posted:

As requested, Goofy (cartoon) reacting to some of this stuff:

I poo poo all over my boyfriend again today and it was loving awful. We had to change the sheets and everything. Ugh.

I wonder if someone's ever used a girl's/guy's buttcheeks to jerk off. Like just pressed the buttcheeks against the penis and came. Weird.

Hahaha this reminds me, during the successful threesome that Kayla and my boyfriend wound up having, she yelled out "Winston Churchill!" in the middle of it to mimic the Beatles, and during a different session, because of the position we were in, I yelled "human centipede" and hosed everyone up. Good times. Gotta have a little fun, right?

I can do more if anyone wants - Paypal is in my profile.

dat sum reddit?

AthanasiosTheologis

# ? Jun 22, 2012 05:39

goongrats ornery bean on breaking the GBS gender barrier

used to be only menfolk who could post about making GBS threads their pants

rubber cat

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# ? Jun 22, 2012 05:49

iCe-CuBe. posted:

It's even worse than that. There was a time when FYAD was actually really funny - http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...threadid=482902 - but lately they've just... lost it. I stick to YOSPOS mostly and only venture out to post in the Star Wars thread so I'm not totally sure, but I think it has to do with the increasingly cliquey nature of the whole irony thing. The sad part? FYAD is basically Lowtax's vestigial arm, one that's just become infected with "the cancer that is killing /b/". I can't believe I just typed that. Kill me.

limk

damn good anus! and hot!
Holy Diverticulitis

clever grill...

neoaxd owns

# ? Jun 22, 2012 06:27

Petite Dinklage posted:

can't wait to have a goonmeet with ornery bean so she can take me her on her catherine the great tour of the humane society

lol

damn good anus! and hot!
Holy Diverticulitis

clever grill...

neoaxd owns

# ? Jun 22, 2012 06:27

Bodybuilding Virgin 420 posted:

Hornery bean I will pay you $5,000 if I can roleplay as the dog: play fetch with me for an hour while im naked and on all fours then you reach down under the table and I gently caress you in the rear end for 10 seconds (Teh surprise sex0r ) and cum on the floor then you beat the poo poo out of me and kill me.

damn good anus! and hot!
Holy Diverticulitis

clever grill...

neoaxd owns

# ? Jun 22, 2012 06:27

satin666 posted:

As requested, Goofy (cartoon) reacting to some of this stuff:

I poo poo all over my boyfriend again today and it was loving awful. We had to change the sheets and everything. Ugh.

I wonder if someone's ever used a girl's/guy's buttcheeks to jerk off. Like just pressed the buttcheeks against the penis and came. Weird.

Hahaha this reminds me, during the successful threesome that Kayla and my boyfriend wound up having, she yelled out "Winston Churchill!" in the middle of it to mimic the Beatles, and during a different session, because of the position we were in, I yelled "human centipede" and hosed everyone up. Good times. Gotta have a little fun, right?

I can do more if anyone wants - Paypal is in my profile.

hEy EvErYoNe! It'S fAiL-o, ThE rEtArDeD cLoWn!
Retarded_Clown_

# ? Jun 22, 2012 06:42

http://doceggman.tumblr.com/post/25...-parent-figures

YOSPOS BITCH!!!
Skylark

# ? Jun 22, 2012 07:00

Nihilist #3: I gently caress you in the rear end, I gently caress you in the rear end, I gently caress you, I gently caress you, I gently caress you, I gently caress...

Boofy

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# ? Jun 22, 2012 10:10

satin666 posted:

As requested, Goofy (cartoon) reacting to some of this stuff:

I poo poo all over my boyfriend again today and it was loving awful. We had to change the sheets and everything. Ugh.

I wonder if someone's ever used a girl's/guy's buttcheeks to jerk off. Like just pressed the buttcheeks against the penis and came. Weird.

KOBE IS THAT U

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# ? Jun 22, 2012 10:40

http://forums.somethingawful.com/se...questid=6060646

she stopped psoting .. yes .. . YEs

no fucking laws
WikiKathy

# ? Jun 22, 2012 11:37

get out of fyad forever dogfucker bean

no fucking laws
WikiKathy

# ? Jun 22, 2012 11:37

no fucking laws
WikiKathy

# ? Jun 22, 2012 11:40

Horrendous Hog posted:

*PKs a dog, takes its collar*
The Dog Griefer

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# ? Jun 22, 2012 12:38

cool 145 posts I won't read

corsair

# ? Jun 22, 2012 12:43

corsair posted:

cool 145 posts I won't read

right on my man

on your kneels son
Deg

# ? Jun 22, 2012 12:44

corsair posted:

cool 145 posts I won't read

a girl had sex with a dog she made love with it

I'M FLEXIN, RANDY SAVAGE
Yaoi Mandel

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# ? Jun 22, 2012 12:44

Portland enjoyable human being posted:

a girl had sex with a dog she made love with it

a girl made love to your mom huh? hahaha just givin you a hard time pal

on your kneels son
Deg

# ? Jun 22, 2012 12:45

back in the 90s i was at my friends house looking through his kazaa files for music and i found a video of a woman getting hosed by a german shepherd

on your kneels son
Deg

# ? Jun 22, 2012 12:45

I'M FLEXIN, RANDY SAVAGE
Yaoi Mandel

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# ? Jun 22, 2012 12:46

Portland enjoyable human being posted:

a girl had sex with a dog she made love with it

I read the op and a few posts after that just not the 145 since

corsair

# ? Jun 22, 2012 13:09

im a hot goon girl

Hate Mondays
Love Irony
manyak

# ? Jun 22, 2012 13:15

corsair posted:

I read the op and a few posts after that just not the 145 since

agreed. this just doesn't seem like a topic that fyad could make amusing. it's like what, we basically already KNOW the whole thread, probably just a bunch of tane and tooL and some "hilarious" terminator quotes, Watching her with eugene, it was suddenly so clear. The dog would never stop loving her LOL etc gee never heard that before

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Ralp

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# ? Jun 22, 2012 13:29

Chemtrail Clem posted:

im a hot goon girl

same here

KOBE IS THAT U

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# ? Jun 22, 2012 13:29

surprise sex posted:

agreed. this just doesn't seem like a topic that fyad could make amusing. it's like what, we basically already KNOW the whole thread, probably just a bunch of tane and tooL and some "hilarious" terminator quotes, Watching her with eugene, it was suddenly so clear. The dog would never stop loving her LOL etc gee never heard that before

stfu ralph

corsair

# ? Jun 22, 2012 13:33

fuckbay facewheat posted:

sausage paddy

# ? Jun 22, 2012 13:57

surprise sex posted:

agreed. this just doesn't seem like a topic that fyad could make amusing. it's like what, we basically already KNOW the whole thread, probably just a bunch of tane and tooL and some "hilarious" terminator quotes, Watching her with eugene, it was suddenly so clear. The dog would never stop loving her LOL etc gee never heard that before

WOW I AM A SHITTY POST COOL HUH
uncle wrinkles

# ? Jun 22, 2012 13:59

im a hot asian goon babe and i love FYAD posts the most. i need a FYAD boyfriend to have sex with me

Hate Mondays
Love Irony
manyak

# ? Jun 22, 2012 14:01

Funny story about that: my parents would never buy me videogames, so whenever I did shopping or ran to the store for them i'd skim off the change. On a good week I'd make like 15 bucks that way. My downfall came when OoT came out; I was running my bullshit errand scam doubletime and my mom decided to check what I'd bought. She found the bag with nothing but peanut butter and lube in it and EXPLODED. Then, when I'd convinced her I wasn't having sex and whoring around the neighborhood (her words) she checked the receipt, found out I had pocketed $1.77, and blew up again. It got so scary I poo poo myself in front of her, my mom was yelling at me to "SIT DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE THIEF" and I was crying too hard to tell her I couldn't because then the poop would squirt out the bottom of my shorts.

Yeah... then after she pushed me into a chair I got yelled at AGAIN for making a mess and pooping myself. All in all though I feel like I have a really healthy relationship with my parents