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http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...0&userid=170009 every thing in all these posts is real and that shrek girl used to be a weird sex goon minor celebrity or something

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iCe-CuBe.

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:07

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# ? May 22, 2013 12:28

iCe-CuBe. posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...0&userid=170009 every thing in all these posts is real and that shrek girl used to be a weird sex goon minor celebrity or something

lmaoooo

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Dear Beloved Twisty

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:08

im not clicking on that poo poo. bring it to me, in bite sized quote form

_{ghost flow}
tripwire

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:08

When I came out, I acted 100% natural and laid down next to him. Finally, the smell hit.
"What the gently caress is that smell? Oh, god, it smells like loving poo poo!"
"Oh my god you're right... ewww did they give us dirty sheets!? What the hell?"

SOOOOOOO oblivious to the fact that his girlfriend just loving shartarrhead, he went and raised hell to the front desk and got us a brand new room.

I am a try hard fuck who wants the Senior Regulares of FYAD to suck my Pee pee. Questions?
iCe-CuBe.

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:09

tripwire posted:

im not clicking on that poo poo. bring it to me, in bite sized quote form

just know she hosed her dog, shits her pants, and looks like a boy (possibly is one?)

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Dear Beloved Twisty

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:09

Twinkle Twisty posted:

just know she hosed her dog, shits her pants, and looks like a boy (possibly is one?)

good poo poo man

_{ghost flow}
tripwire

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:09

One time during the middle of sex with Boyfriend I stopped out of nowhere and told him (as a joke) that I was going to fart on his chest. The night before he came in my rear end after some bdsm stuff~~, and I guess I hadn't fully poo poo out the evidence. As I fake pushed (by fake pushed I mean pushed a little but just enough to make it seem legit with the "HNNGGGHHH" noise I was making), a giant glob of warm, old semen plopped onto his stomach.

Floppy penis for a while, but he just wiped it off and we kept going.

I am a try hard fuck who wants the Senior Regulares of FYAD to suck my Pee pee. Questions?
iCe-CuBe.

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:09

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

thi movie is so hosed up

CestMoi

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:10

where are the images of this delicate flower of womanhood

majcameron

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:11

I was wearing a beautiful silk dress that I still have, and had sex with him while I was wearing it. He went to the bathroom to take a post-cum piss or whatever, so I saw this as my opportunity to rip one. We weren't exactly at that comfort level yet... so I tried to keep that as secretive as possible.

Well, to my dismay, it wasn't a fart I pushed out of my rear end. It was about a quart of warm, rancid diarrhea that stained my dress and was spilling down my legs and had already splashed onto the bed.

Dark Odor

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# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:13

This is where it gets weird. We're all three laying in mine and Skip's bed, with Skip in the middle, Kayla to his left, and me to his right. Kayla and I started making out above him, groping each other, pulling each other's hair, etc. This continues for a couple minutes until all she's wearing is her shirt and I'm grabbing her rear end. Finally, Skip decides he can't take just watching anymore and pulls both of us down to suck his dick at the same time. We're all really into it, and seem to be in perfect sync with each other as Kayla gags on the head, and I focus on the base. Just as Skip was about to throw Kayla on her back and gently caress the poo poo out of her, Eugene barges in with his creepy, beady eyes and says, "Guys... guys I feel so left out. I can hear you out there." He comes closer, gracing us all with his pitched tent and his perspiring forehead, I'm assuming from sexual tension.

ORNERY BEAN
[having a threesome with Skip and Kayla]
Hello?

EUGENE (v.o)
Its me bitch.

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Dear Beloved Twisty

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:14

�

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Karate Avenue

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:14

welp, just puked half digested french fries all over Boyfriend's dick. at least that prompted him to take a shower.

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Dear Beloved Twisty

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:15

hell some dog hosed her

I'm all about
the swishy.
Fuck Man

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:17

Is there some part of the "She was 12 years old at the time of anal surprise sex by her dog and thus forgivable for reacting in immature/extremely upset ways. Hell, even if it happened as an adult, it'd be pretty forgivable," that is not getting through to people, or are we just willfully ignoring that part of the post now? Would it be better if she had just given the dog a treat and pretended it'd never happened, thus encouraging the behavior

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Dear Beloved Twisty

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdir2FeKcvg

Epic Hamcat

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:17

Karate Avenue posted:

�

durr

_{ghost flow}
tripwire

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:19

iCe-CuBe. posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...0&userid=170009 every thing in all these posts is real and that shrek girl used to be a weird sex goon minor celebrity or something

thot everyone knew this and was confused no one else told her to shut up. c'est la vie

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# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:19

gently caress Man posted:

hell some dog hosed her

Hell, a dog still hit it.

Boofy

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# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:19

HOW HIGH THE MOON posted:

thot everyone knew this and was confused no one else told her to shut up. c'est la vie

you shut up. and i'm not a twink.

Daikatana Ritsu

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:20

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...7&userid=170009

Deep Space Hitler

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:21

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

you shut up. and i'm not a twink.

cant take away my dreams bitch

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# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:21

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

you shut up. and i'm not a twink.

*stands up* I am.

Boofy

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# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:22

i took a big poo poo just now all.

Davelord Cheeto

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# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:23

Dinosaur Jerk posted:

i took a big poo poo just now all.

I just barfed out loud.

USA Buttchug Champ

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:24

Vagina just miscarried.

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Dear Beloved Twisty

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:25

the name tag in thyat picture could only possibly say Hello, Escape Goat or perhaps boa.t

I.N.R.I

thanks for the picture dendy crew

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:25

HELLO!

my name is

Escape Goat

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Dear Beloved Twisty

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:25

A cool dog just gave me sex and now I'm going to beat it up. WEhat the gently caress?

USA Buttchug Champ

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:25

lmfao

_{Red Hole Son

won't u cum..........

and wash away the tane}
Triticum Guzzler

I Have Sigs Off

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:25

escape bort

Karate Avenue

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:27

Can we please stop making jokes about the loving dog incident. It's really not funny to me anymore.

CestMoi

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:27

Twinkle Twisty posted:

HELLO!

my name is

Escape Goat

i know this sounds "ironic" but same.

Davelord Cheeto

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:27

CestMoi posted:

Can we please stop making jokes about the loving dog incident. It's really not funny to me anymore.

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK

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Dear Beloved Twisty

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:27

Dinosaur Jerk posted:

i took a big poo poo just now all.

it was this post lol

Boofy

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# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:27

Boofy posted:

it was this post lol

Oh poo poo....

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Dear Beloved Twisty

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:28

Hey baby...

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Dear Beloved Twisty

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:28

Polymerized Cum

# ? Jun 21, 2012 00:28

HAH My boyfriend wishes "ladies [didn't] fart." His life would be a hell of a lot less smellier. We have competitions to see who can rip the grossest ones in the most inconvenient places. Like blowing out a fart so intense into his face it makes his hair blow back like in Pocahontas.

juche mane

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