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A Misandrist Duck
Jun 13, 2005

by Fistgrrl


Unfortunately, I crunched the numbers and eating rich people would solve Americas hunger issue for a few months.

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mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane ...

MoonTuna posted:

well you see poors

edit: poors

I'm not calling bullshit or anything, I'm just shocked. I searched around a little bit, and depending on the source the percentage of people using foodstamps ranges between eleven and fourteen percent. This is aboslutely insane to me for a first world country. I honestly had no idea things were that hosed there.

EBT
Oct 29, 2005

Edible Bondage Tape. It's real. Look it up. I'd know. I'm a scientist


Go see how many kids qualify for reduced price or free lunch/breakfast too.

Holy Cheese
Dec 6, 2006


A Misandrist Duck posted:

Unfortunately, I crunched the numbers and eating rich people would solve Americas hunger issue for a few months.

Then you eat their lawyers, then their plastic surgeons. Don't eat the scalpel that would be bad.

mewbert
Jun 12, 2011
hatsuune miku wishes you

a happy and safe halloween


This is crazy poo poo OP.

particle409
Jan 15, 2008


Always relevant to this discussion:



Even if you don't care about people starving in the streets of a 1st-world nation, food stamps stimulate the economy. People don't save their food stamps for when the economy improves. They go and spend them at their local markets, creating jobs that can't be outsourced.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011



THE TIGER IN SPACE


Sorry to break it to you, OP, but I've already gotten such news.

Hogburto
Sep 26, 2005

BASELESS ACCUSATIONS

I used my state's online welfare calculator once to see how much money I could get from welfare assistance. It was like $20 a month. It should have really been more.
That's something, but not much. Apparently, if a lot of poor people live together it seems it would inflate the household income like that to a number that artificially represents money actually available to the individuals within for food -punishing them for the wise, cost-cutting decision... unless they defraud the state simply by claiming no/fewer roommates to get an amount that would actually provide them enough food to stay healthy.

I imagine there are a lot of poor people that can't afford to live alone and also don't claim the total household income on their welfare applications. If that turns out that is the lion's share of welfare fraud, then I give exactly 0 fucks about welfare fraud or people's bs scapegoating it.

(OP, you really need to use the quote tags and bold some things you want to emphasize for the thread.)

particle409 posted:

Always relevant to this discussion:


It's almost as if the utility of an economy is keeping a high rate of exchanging goods and services so people actually get things they want/need, ergo it is more ideal for the multitude of people that those who do/must spend their money are better off receiving it than those who take it out of the pool of freely-exchanged goods and services by accumulating it to the order of millions and billions in their dragon-like hoard.

Avalanche
Feb 2, 2007


I wish someone could take tonight's Futurama Nixon quote and turn it into an awesome .bmp pic:

Nixon: "If I am elected president, I will cut taxes for the rich, and use the poor as a cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel!"

Fry: "That'll show those poors!"

Leela: "What the hell are you talking about? You don't even have that much money."

Fry: "Yeah, but someday I might.... and when I do, we will need stuff like this to keep people like me in line."

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009


Yes, 'Werebear and Moon Tuna' would be a great band name.

Holy Cheese
Dec 6, 2006


Helical Nightmares posted:

Yes, 'Werebear and Moon Tuna' would be a great band name.

Have you seen the price of tuna? That and shooting dolphins so we can call it dolfin friendly.

I made that up. Nobody likes dolfins.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

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Helical Nightmares posted:

Yes, 'Werebear and Moon Tuna' would be a great band name.

Simplify man, simplify! Weretuna. Mild mannered businessman by day, luring Dolphins into nets under the full moon.

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane ...

Avalanche posted:

I wish someone could take tonight's Futurama Nixon quote and turn it into an awesome .bmp pic:

Nixon: "If I am elected president, I will cut taxes for the rich, and use the poor as a cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel!"

Fry: "That'll show those poors!"

Leela: "What the hell are you talking about? You don't even have that much money."

Fry: "Yeah, but someday I might.... and when I do, we will need stuff like this to keep people like me in line."

The American dream is so gay.

Holy Cheese
Dec 6, 2006


mookface posted:

The American dream is so gay.

Most people are chasing it. I wish more people were gay.... then again they still use their sperm to impregnate Grace so whats the diff?

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


mookface posted:

The American dream is so gay.

If only.

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane ...


To be clear I'm still using the word 'gay' as a derogatory term describing something as being negative although wholly unrelated to homosexuality. I'm such a fag that way.

TheHistoryChannel
Feb 12, 2008



particle409 posted:

Check me out, I have a graph, I think I'm better than everyone, blah blah blah

You make a passionate argument but it sounds a bit too much like trickle down economics. Unfortunately I am a democrat, and we don't believe in this sort of wizardry. When someone believes in Reaganomics then they are able to actually see the invisible hand of the market and this can have real, measurable affects. Sadly for those of us liberals who lack the faith to follow the one true and good path, then trickle down economics are no more real than Santa Claus, the Easter bunny or Gingivitis.

Holy Cheese
Dec 6, 2006


TheHistoryChannel posted:

You make a passionate argument but it sounds a bit too much like trickle down economics. Unfortunately I am a democrat, and we don't believe in this sort of wizardry. When someone believes in Reaganomics then they are able to actually see the invisible hand of the market and this can have real, measurable affects. Sadly for those of us liberals who lack the faith to follow the one true and good path, then trickle down economics are no more real than Santa Claus, the Easter bunny or Gingivitis.

I saw one of them once, it went bright red in the sun. Also, it had yellow teeth like they all do.

Hogburto
Sep 26, 2005

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TheHistoryChannel posted:

You make a passionate argument but it sounds a bit too much like trickle down economics.
You read that graph the wrong way.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Custom titles are cheaper for the user

I am so liberal that every time I see a picture of Regan my penis twitches in the bad way. Like, when you see a hot woman that I would totally bone all night but the opposite of that. I love vagina by the way this is totally not gay. Just talkin about penis twitching, you don't have to read into it. Seriously, who wants to go pour some tequila on some tits and get wild and blow some guys huh?!

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

All that you have found is your inevitable punishment.

ReidRansom posted:

Good god, man. Don't do that to yourself.

It ok BBQ sauce Sweet Baby Ray the sauce is the boss(tm).

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

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It's funny to think that the ultra-rich financials essentially got where they are by using the real-world equivalent of a video game exploit.

Holy Cheese
Dec 6, 2006


Spaceman Future! posted:

I am so liberal that every time I see a picture of Regan my penis twitches in the bad way. Like, when you see a hot woman that I would totally bone all night but the opposite of that. I love vagina by the way this is totally not gay. Just talkin about penis twitching, you don't have to read into it. Seriously, who wants to go pour some tequila on some tits and get wild and blow some guys huh?!

Who wouldn't want to trickle down on your idea? Cocaine was involved I assume. Don't chainsaw me bro!

TheHistoryChannel
Feb 12, 2008



Many grocery stores sell both potting soil and fluorescent lighting fixtures. Get food stamps, buy lights and soil, grow pot, stop being poor. The poors are already on dope, Florida not only proved they were using drugs, but that they were experts at hiding it (just look at Trayvon Martin, he was able to smoke a blunt, get shot, and pass a drug test). Trouble is that some of the people that use my idea won't be Anglo Saxon, landowning, Christian males. Those people only wound up poor because the Mexicans took the blue collar jobs that were the backbone of Main street America. Truly this is the final generation.

Hogburto
Sep 26, 2005

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VectorSigma posted:

It's funny to think that the ultra-rich financials essentially got where they are by using the real-world equivalent of a video game exploit.
It takes a lot more work than the people who use exploits, but I am fully willing to grind my character level by beating wealthy people with a baseball bat until money stacks stop dispersing around their bodies. In some games, the grinding can actually be fun like that.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out


Hogburto posted:

It takes a lot more work than the people who use exploits, but I am fully willing to grind my character level by beating wealthy people with a baseball bat until money stacks stop dispersing around their bodies. In some games, the grinding can actually be fun like that.

...but killing sewer rats is usually the tutorial mission?

Holy Cheese
Dec 6, 2006


TheHistoryChannel posted:

Many grocery stores sell both potting soil and fluorescent lighting fixtures. Get food stamps, buy lights and soil, grow pot, stop being poor. The poors are already on dope, Florida not only proved they were using drugs, but that they were experts at hiding it (just look at Trayvon Martin, he was able to smoke a blunt, get shot, and pass a drug test). Trouble is that some of the people that use my idea won't be Anglo Saxon, landowning, Christian males. Those people only wound up poor because the Mexicans took the blue collar jobs that were the backbone of Main street America. Truly this is the final generation.

Let my anglo-saxon foot kick you up the arse. :a loving smiley:

e: you ain't even English (or German but nobody mentions that).

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009



If all Americans were starving, then maybe the rest of the world wouldn't be so hosed.

Just kidding. If all Americans were vegans, then maybe the rest of the world wouldn't be so hosed.

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