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Narciss
Nov 29, 2004


In kindergarten (I think? Might've been preschool, but I don't think I would remember anything from that far back) I was at the urinal next to another student named "Graham" who was wearing purple sweatpants and a purple sweatshirt. I decided that I disliked his name and how much purple he was wearing, so I turned and peed all over his shoes.

In middle school there was a girl who everyone referred to as "Beluga" who was a hallway monitor and I would regularly address her by name; later I figured out that a Beluga was a type of whale and the name was a joke about her being fat (this one was unintentional).

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CrunchyTaco
Dec 25, 2007



I once beat the poo poo out of a kid mercilessly and called him a enjoyable human being everyday until he killed himself.

Bullying is hilarious.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006
GET FUCKED


While I don't object to the premise of the thread (I once posted a similar thread in A/T), I'm slightly offended by the flippant attitude of the OP.

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes

PT6A posted:

While I don't object to the premise of the thread (I once posted a similar thread in A/T), I'm slightly offended by the flippant attitude of the OP.

aww, is baby gonna cry?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006
GET FUCKED


Novo posted:

aww, is baby gonna cry?

No, I just don't think it's a good subject to take lightly or use as a source for comedy. Do whatever you feel is best, though, I don't care.

SpiderHyphenMan
Mar 31, 2010
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a sweat as unknown to me, in my sleep I have managed to tune my ear to the frequency of despair, and crossreference by the longitude and latitude of a heart in agony.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ONE MORE DAY ALREADY!


PT6A posted:

No, I just don't think it's a good subject to take lightly or use as a source for comedy. Do whatever you feel is best, though, I don't care.
Hey everyone! Look at the baby about to cry! Haw haw!


Seriously though I was horribly bullied as a child and I don't really like to talk about it.

Prosopagnosiac
May 19, 2007

What the fuck?


I have a few that I remember. But the best came from when I was in high school. This was around the time of the 04 presidential election. We were having a debate in class about gay marriage, which had just become a Big Deal in the election. Our instructor told us to divide ourselves, that everyone who thought gay marriage should be legal sit on one side of the class, and those who didn't to sit on the other.

Me and one girl were the only ones on the pro side. We then debated to justify our positions. I was mocked thoroughly for being pro gay marriage. My classmates all assumed that since I was pro gay marriage I must also be gay, and they ran with that. All week long I had friends telling me I could come out to them, along with assholes being homophobic pieces of poo poo and calling me a fag. I just told them that if it helped them to think I was gay fine, but enjoy being wrong.

I ended up dating the girl who agreed with me that day, and she said that one of the reasons was that I wasn't afraid to stand up for what I believe in.

Narciss
Nov 29, 2004


Prosopagnosiac posted:

I have a few that I remember. But the best came from when I was in high school. This was around the time of the 04 presidential election. We were having a debate in class about gay marriage, which had just become a Big Deal in the election. Our instructor told us to divide ourselves, that everyone who thought gay marriage should be legal sit on one side of the class, and those who didn't to sit on the other.

Please refrain from posting depressing stories where you were the target of the bullying...

Hippopov
Apr 6, 2012


PT6A posted:

No, I just don't think it's a good subject to take lightly or use as a source for comedy. Do whatever you feel is best, though, I don't care.

If they didn't want to be bullied then maybe they should have thought about it before being such homos.

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006



When I was in 3nd grade I really liked purple(still do) and I wore it frequently. One of the groups of guys in my class decided that this meant I was gay and told me so. I didn't know what the hell gay meant, so I went home and asked my parents what it was. They told me that it was when a man liked other men. To my 3rd grade mind I thought, whelp, I guess I am gay since I have plenty of friends who are guys. So the next week they called me gay again, and I proudly said yep, because my dad told me that if you like other guys you're gay, and then listed off a few guys I was friends with in my class.

At recess they threw rocks at me until I had to go to the clinic. The school's official response was that I needed to stop making the other children uncomfortable. Good times.

SpiderHyphenMan
Mar 31, 2010
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a sweat as unknown to me, in my sleep I have managed to tune my ear to the frequency of despair, and crossreference by the longitude and latitude of a heart in agony.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ONE MORE DAY ALREADY!


Omnicarus posted:

When I was in 3nd grade I really liked purple(still do) and I wore it frequently. One of the groups of guys in my class decided that this meant I was gay and told me so. I didn't know what the hell gay meant, so I went home and asked my parents what it was. They told me that it was when a man liked other men. To my 3rd grade mind I thought, whelp, I guess I am gay since I have plenty of friends who are guys. So the next week they called me gay again, and I proudly said yep, because my dad told me that if you like other guys you're gay, and then listed off a few guys I was friends with in my class.

At recess they threw rocks at me until I had to go to the clinic. The school's official response was that I needed to stop making the other children uncomfortable. Good times.
Holy poo poo, why didn't your parents sue this poo poo out of the school?

Warchicken
Jun 9, 2004


Narciss posted:

In kindergarten (I think? Might've been preschool, but I don't think I would remember anything from that far back) I was at the urinal next to another student named "Graham" who was wearing purple sweatpants and a purple sweatshirt. I decided that I disliked his name and how much purple he was wearing, so I turned and peed all over his shoes.


Is this supposed to be funny? It's not funny. It's mean and nobody is going to laugh at it and you should be ashamed that you did this.

Hydroxyl
Jun 27, 2012


I had family issues growing up and as a result, I became a bitch to everyone in my middle school. There was this one boy that I use to tease mercilessly and got everyone else to join in. I only did it because he never fought back. When we got in to college I actually got help and was able to almost completely let go of all the hate I was feeling towards the world. I eventually called him up and apologized for everything and he forgave me He's doing really well now and might be getting a job at Pixar. We still talk from time to time.

I just wish I could remember everyone else that I singled out and tried to emotionally crush so I could apologize to them.

edit: also, I can't see this thread going anywhere good but here's my 2 cents.

Prosopagnosiac
May 19, 2007

What the fuck?


Narciss posted:

Please refrain from posting depressing stories where you were the target of the bullying...

Ok, but mine had a happy ending. (for me)

I remember in the seventh grade telling a fat kid in PE that he needed to buy a bra since he had bigger boobs than most of the girls.

Moonshine Rhyme
Mar 26, 2010


So me and my buddies were kind of bullies in high school. For the most part it was unconscious, ie we weren't that aware of how our actions could be perceived as bullying. Well, except one friend, he was legitimately a dick.

So freshman year of high school, my friend had been going to a private school before coming to public high school, and about half his class was at our school. One kid that came from the private school was a ginger, and his parents were incredibly protective of him. It had the effect of making him a pussy. My friend was very good at picking up on these things, and harassed him from time to time in private school.

We get to high school, and he goes up to the kid. He says to him how he would like to apologize for harassing him earlier, and that he hoped they could be friends. The kid looks at him, asks him, "really?" My friend sticks out his hand to give him a handshake, the kid goes for the handshake. As soon as their hands touch, he grabs him and punches him hard enough in the stomach to floor him, and screams "Nope!" at him. The kids group of friends are standing around watching this happen, and do nothing to help him.

My friend is now in prison, but that is a story in and of itself.

Boing!
May 23, 2012


A bunch of kids liked to pick on me in school. This one crazy girl tried to bash my head in with as rock; several others threatened to push me down the stairs or poison me with rubber cement. That's probably why I'm not fond of people now!

Hollister Crowley
Aug 16, 2006

Ride as thou wilt, This is the whole of the law!

When I was in middle school I was awkward and tomboyish and had a crush on a "guy in a band" that was a class level above mine. He disliked me and started spreading the rumor that I was a lesbian, then he attempted to plot to out me to my family by bringing one of his bisexual chick friends over to kiss me. Thankfully, she told him to gently caress off and did not understand on any level why he thought it was in anyway acceptable.

I was also bullied horrifically after I had to spend time in a mental institution as a teenager. It made me a social pariah and there were all sorts of rumors about me trying to kill people and poo poo like that. Nobody bothered to actually find out why I had gone. (You know, attempted suicide due to family problems and being sexually assaulted.) It was ridiculous. Bullying ultimately caused me to leave school Freshman year. So yeah, gently caress people who shame others simply because they want to hurt someone. It's a terrible experience.

jiffypop45
Dec 30, 2011



I was pretty socially inept growing up so I was bullied rather frequently. Two that stick out though. It was sort of a thing to make "your mom" jokes in middle school (hell it probably still is). I flippantly said "your mom" to someone who it turned out whose mother was dead. He was pretty upset about this so like any good middle school child he and 4 of his friends met me outside of the band hall one day and proceeded to push me to the ground and kick the poo poo out of me. My mother was probably more bothered by this than I was and appalled that the only punishment they received was 3 days of in school suspension.

The second incident was also during middle school during Tennis class. We were sitting on the bleachers before class and a friend of mine (the word friend is used very lightly) poked a girl adjacent to me in the butt. Now this girl was as close as you could be in middle school to warrant being called a "slut" and had it been ANYONE else she probably wouldn't have cared but, since it was me she raised hell and I received a detention for it. After the administrator who reviews detentions saw it in the stack he called me to the office. I told him that it wasn't me that had done it and basically said "Poking girls in the butt eh? You should grow up kid". Now this seems like a really odd thing to me to say to a middle schooler who is more or less at their height of sexual frustration and by this logic I should be on viagra by time I'm twenty. However, nothing ever came of this incident likely because he knew it would just be a shouting match between me and the other guy as well as knowing who the girl was and how she acted.

E.Nigma
Apr 25, 2008



I beat the poo poo out of the last person that tried to bully me. This is when I discovered I was freakishly stronger then the other kids. So, no one ever tried that poo poo again. This resulted in making me a rather friendly and polite person.

Paint-Drinking Pete
Apr 9, 2009


When I was in high school I treated people like poo poo because I had a bunch of self-loathing issues (still do but I am able to keep it internalized now). It basically stems from my emotionally abusive father who taught me that it's totally normal to hurt people who are weaker than you, and if you don't target other people then you become a target yourself. Bullying sucks.

I Might Be Adam
Jun 11, 2007

PAUL MACAWTNEY


I was a freshman in high school and some older kid saw me in the hallway. I was wearing a t-shirt with a giant lower case e on it. He pointed at me and said "What does that E stand for? IDIOT?!?!?"

Then, the look on his face quickly turned into as he realized that HE was in fact the IDIOT! I just kept walking with a confused look on my face.

rxcowboy
Sep 13, 2008

I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth; fucked both a chick and her mom

I will get anal. Oh yes.

I never really did much bullying, but I did have some intense anger issues that were deep rooted and I took out on a good friend of mine that I made when I was in school. We were really close at first, and got away with some crazy poo poo. However I got really jealous of him and kept trying to outdo him in school because I thought he was competing with me and trying to out do me. One day we were jumping out of this tree into a river and I got pissed at him and shook the branch as he jumped, he ended up falling and breaking his leg. I felt like a huge bully, and our relationship was never the same. He ended up breaking the same leg again falling down some stairs, and died during the operation to reset it. I felt horrible, but learned alot from the experience.

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Hiphopopotamus ain't got nothin'

I called someone on the internet stupid once. I am a monster.

jiffypop45
Dec 30, 2011



I'm starting to feel bad for posting something serious in this topic.

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Call Me Abey
Feb 14, 2002
What in the hell is wrong with your ability to live your a basic life?

Christ, you are such a terrible poster Narciss.

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