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Tip: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

This is pretty self explanatory... just replace swords with bananas.

# ? Jul 1, 2012 13:56

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Clicktrack: Aug 15, 2007; Kawasakis! Maicos! PURSANG!

No joke, I think this is one of the best photoshop concepts I've ever seen.

# ? Jul 1, 2012 14:52

Elbonio: Dec 20, 2006; "EEETAAALAAAAA
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# ? Jul 1, 2012 15:02

lord funk: Feb 16, 2004

# ? Jul 1, 2012 15:13

Chromis: Feb 4, 2004; Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.

What is best in life?

A banana, obviously.

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# ? Jul 1, 2012 15:30

RizieN: May 15, 2004; and it was still hot.

Man I swear to god if I wasn't about to go on an 18 hour road trip I'd spend my whole day working on the video for this:

# ? Jul 1, 2012 15:43

Modern Pragmatist: Aug 20, 2008

# ? Jul 1, 2012 16:06

Embiggen: Jan 12, 2011

Who so peeleth this banana over this stone and anvil is rightwise king, born of England.

Chromis posted:

Love the title.

# ? Jul 1, 2012 16:07

notZaar: Jan 7, 2004

Why did you make it so Blade is holding the fruit instead of the peel? That looks weird as heck.

# ? Jul 1, 2012 16:08

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"

notZaar posted:

Why did you make it so Blade is holding the fruit instead of the peel? That looks weird as heck.

Blade is a vampire hunter, who is also a vampire.

Banana peels, like garlic, are a weakness of vampires.

# ? Jul 1, 2012 16:16

I Appreciate You: Feb 15, 2012

notZaar posted:

Why did you make it so Blade is holding the fruit instead of the peel? That looks weird as heck.

The fruit is the weapon, and the peel is its sheath.

# ? Jul 1, 2012 16:18

NewtGoongrich: Jan 21, 2012; I am a shit stain on the face of humanity, I have no compassion, only hatred, bile and lust.

PROUD SHIT STAIN

lord funk posted:

A practical elite banana?

Is the peel the tape?

# ? Jul 1, 2012 16:24

Modern Pragmatist: Aug 20, 2008

# ? Jul 1, 2012 16:24

Shuffle: Feb 3, 2011

# ? Jul 1, 2012 16:33

Tip: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

notZaar posted:

Why did you make it so Blade is holding the fruit instead of the peel? That looks weird as heck.

Ah seriously? It looks weird? Geez, if I'd realized replacing swords with bananas was gonna look awkward I wouldn't have made this thread.

# ? Jul 1, 2012 16:40

Kanthulhu: Apr 8, 2009; "In all chaos there is a cosmos, in all disorder a secret order"

All of those contributions look great but I'm not going to lie: the one that made me vote 5 was the Banana Throne one.

# ? Jul 1, 2012 16:50

Tytan: Sep 17, 2011; Som Muay Dtiet

# ? Jul 1, 2012 16:51

aeternum: Sep 3, 2003

# ? Jul 1, 2012 16:53

The Aphasian: Mar 8, 2007; Psychotropic Hops

Nanarsil

# ? Jul 1, 2012 17:04

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; Men call it 'The Weed'
Gods 'The Herb of the Field'
'Seaweed of Chills' in hell
'Bong-Food' the giants,
'Fair-Trees' the elves,
'The Dank' is it called by the Wanes.

I don't think I'm doing this right

# ? Jul 1, 2012 17:08

Rugoberta Munchu: Jun 5, 2003; Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?

Banambo

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# ? Jul 1, 2012 17:09

slightpirate: Dec 26, 2006; i am the dance commander

The Aphasian posted:

Nanarsil

holy gently caress. this had me in stitches! all of you are aces, 5'd for all the hard work!

# ? Jul 1, 2012 17:14

Rather Dashing: Sep 4, 2006; You know. Leather.

Nastyman posted:

I don't think I'm doing this right

Bravo sir, bravo.

# ? Jul 1, 2012 17:49

Modern Pragmatist: Aug 20, 2008

I particularly like the poo poo-eating grins they all have.

# ? Jul 1, 2012 18:07

Chernabog: Apr 16, 2007; I may be wrong but I'm never in doubt.

Chromis posted:

What is best in life?

A banana, obviously.

Awesome, but if you also replace the sword through the name it will be golden.

# ? Jul 1, 2012 18:08

CHaKKaWaKka: Aug 6, 2001; I've chosen my next victim. Cry tears of joy it's not you!

# ? Jul 1, 2012 18:30

Isra the Great: Apr 5, 2009; A pleasure to meet you, my good bro.

You call that a banana?

THIS is a banana.

# ? Jul 1, 2012 19:00

Chromis: Feb 4, 2004; Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.

Chernabog posted:

Awesome, but if you also replace the sword through the name it will be golden.

EDIT: Aw crap, I attached the wrong image, and now I can't un-attach it. Mods, can you remove this image or just delete this post please? It's such a good thread I don't want to balls it up with the wrong pic.

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# ? Jul 1, 2012 19:08

Chromis: Feb 4, 2004; Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.

Chernabog posted:

Awesome, but if you also replace the sword through the name it will be golden.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their bananas.

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# ? Jul 1, 2012 19:14

Flavor Bear: Jan 13, 2008; Bear Love is Best Love

lord funk posted:

I bet he pronounces it, "binahna."

# ? Jul 1, 2012 19:21

Resplendent Spiral: Jan 1, 2005; 0x7FFFFFFF

Flavor Bear posted:

I bet he pronounces it, "binahna."

# ? Jul 1, 2012 19:37

Chromis: Feb 4, 2004; Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR BANANAS!"

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# ? Jul 1, 2012 19:39

Wanup Vodka: Sep 24, 2011; Fermented grass mixed in a bathtub with turpentine, bleach, and methamphetamine.

Elbonio posted:

I was looking for a new desktop image.

# ? Jul 1, 2012 20:02

Donny Brook: Jul 23, 2007; Hello Ladies

# ? Jul 1, 2012 20:49

Astroduck: Aug 30, 2006

I was gonna do a shot from the Crazy 88 scene, but I'm far to lazy to edit in that many Bananas.

# ? Jul 1, 2012 20:51

Donny Brook: Jul 23, 2007; Hello Ladies

You know O-Ren only had one sword, right?

# ? Jul 1, 2012 21:07

Worst Case Ontario: Jan 1, 2007; I look like I just finished a set at Lilith Fair.

Donny Brook posted:

You know O-Ren only had one sword, right?

One of those is just a hollow peel.

# ? Jul 1, 2012 21:10

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003

Nastyman posted:

I don't think I'm doing this right

Cleese: Well aren't we all high and mighty, wanting to learn how to defend yourself against bananas! Now, back to work on knives!

everyone else: awwwwwwww....

# ? Jul 1, 2012 21:14

Astroduck: Aug 30, 2006

Donny Brook posted:

You know O-Ren only had one sword, right?

Fine then Mr smarty Pants. You're lucky I've got nothing better to do than Photoshop Bananas.

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# ? Jul 1, 2012 22:08

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