Saint Sputnik posted:

gently caress advertisers forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjTuRDW2NHY

Captain_Maclaine posted:

And even the majesty of WWI facial hair cannot compare with Civil War mustaches and beards!

Armyman25 posted:

In what universe is Maricopa 1200 miles from Mexico? Arizona is only 400 miles north to south.

Tiler Kiwi posted:

I finally have something to contribute.



http://www.kboi2.com/news/local/billboard-James-Holmes-Idaho-President-Obama-kboi-164065466.html

Xandu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZYsYtX1Za0

Are we safer?

Cjones posted:

Ronald Reagan, Harvey Hancock (standing), Richard Nixon, Glenn T. Seaborg, Jack Sparks, (unidentified individual), Frank Lindine, and Edwin W. Pauley.

trollstormur posted:

You can see it in his eyes. "Please hurry up and take the drat picture so I can put this poor people food down and go somewhere I can solicit campaign donations!"

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

That depends on when you asked the eyewitnesses. The first day or two, they said what I said, after she became Media Darling Rachel Corrie, they started saying what you said. They wisely understood that one dead white woman plays much better in western media than a hundred Lebanese kids burned to goo by white phosphorus and a hundred Palestinian kids used as human shields by the IDF combined.

Tomero_the_Great posted:

The GOP hates women right? Well some gays fall on the far right of the femininity/masculinity spectrum and express their gender identity by cutting women out of the equation altogether and hate femininity in any shape or form.
Some of them then align themselves with Republican and conservative ideals and join them in looking down on women and feminine men (both heterosexual and homosexual), and prop up the patriarchy and the normalcy of masculinity while identifying as homosexual.

No, really.

Saint Sputnik posted:

I was afraid that was the vote on putting support for gay marriage in the platform, but it was the vote for putting language back in referring to God and calling Jerusalem the capital of Israel. Whew, just caving to Republican caterwauling again.

Lex Kramer posted:

I was listening to this on cspan. there definitely was NOT a 2/3 majority for this. How did it pass? Why isn't everybody outraged? Is there a d&d thread where I can read about this and complain?

Fluoride Jones posted:

best strategy game ever

Fluoride Jones posted:

Meanwhile...

Saint Sputnik posted:

I'm trying to find a captioned gif of Reverend Cole talking about John Brown but no luck.

Instead here's a Texas family judge seen beating his teenage daughter in a Youtube video, for which he received only a public warning from the judicial conduct commission.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/article/Texas-judge-gets-a-warning-over-beating-video-3845853.php#next

Crasscrab posted:

Today is Emergency Number Day, as ordained by Eternal President Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 26, 1987, in Proclamation 5696 -- 9 - 1 - 1 Emergency Number Day, 1987

And now a message from Eternal President Ronald Wilson Reagan.

http://youtu.be/me40T3KuIPU

Crasscrab posted:

At the turn of the century, as the Philippines came under the wing of the U.S. government, Mark Twain suggested a new flag for the Philippine province -- "just our usual flag, with the white stripes painted black and the stars replaced by the skull and cross-bones."

It sickens me that more comparisons are not drawn between the American occupation and subjugation of the Philippines and our current war in Afghanistan.

AndItsAllGone posted:

I really want to like this video but I feel the authority was way too quick to bust out the taser.

OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQanY8SxCfE

WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE

t3h z0r posted:

So remember this thing.



Well the Romney team has whipped up their own version!



This is official merchandise. For only $20 you can own a bad photoshop tracing with a random font slapped on.

HorseRenoir posted:

Eulogistics posted:

I find the middle part of this email pretty funny. "A CANDIDATE WINS WHEN LOTS OF PEOPLE SHOW UP AND VOTE FOR HIM!". The implication is that the only way to keep him from winning....is to stop them from voting.

Whatev posted:

Where is this data coming from? Because all of these numbers appear to be completely made up. See http://www.bls.gov/ro3/apmw.htm

Pacra posted:

"Romney campaign blimp crash-lands in Florida"

Lord Lambeth posted:

I am 95% certain Jesus made it smaller to save us godfearing Christians.

LAMENTS EVERYTHING posted:

I really wish police everywhere were like Maine police.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXY2fImfr7Y

Whole video is awesome, but goes gold at 4:55.

ekuNNN posted:

In election news: Man, Pakistan is gonna be so upset

A tremendous rear end in a top hat posted:

Dear Lord:

The American people have made their choice. They have decided that America must change its course, away from the principals of our Founders. And, away from the idea of individual freedom and individual responsibility. Away from capitalism, economic responsibility, and personal acceptance.

We are a Country in favor of redistribution, national weakness and reduced standard of living and lower and lower levels of personal freedom.

My regret, Lord, is that our young people, including those in my own family, never will know what America was like or might have been. They will pay the price in their reduced standard of living and, most especially, reduced freedom.

The takers outvoted the producers. In response to this, I have turned to my Bible and in II Peter, Chapter 1, verses 4-9 it says, “To faith we are to add goodness; to goodness, knowledge; to knowledge, self control; to self control, perseverance; to perseverance, godliness; to godliness, kindness; to brotherly kindness, love.”

Lord, please forgive me and anyone with me in Murray Energy Corp. for the decisions that we are now forced to make to preserve the very existence of any of the enterprises that you have helped us build. We ask for your guidance in this drastic time with the drastic decisions that will be made to have any hope of our survival as an American business enterprise.

Amen.

Wubbles posted:

English is my first language, but I guess I was annoyed enough when I was writing that post that I didn't pay attention to the number of clauses I used. Sorry if I wasn't clear.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I like to think that.

Spretznaz posted:

Probably the biggest reason why Obama won, and why the GOP will slowly die if it continues as is.

Purgey posted:

Not sure what exactly what you're trying to say here, but I'm guessing its "The IDF are fighting with weapons from Outer Space!"

Tavors, like all bullpups, are largely gimmicks. The Galil, the previous Israeli standard issue weapon, is still issued to the IDF and I would argue that it is a superior weapon in most regards to the Tavor.



Of course, optimal small arm weaponry is largely irrelevant if your army solely exists to suppress unarmed civilians.

Crasscrab posted:

Society of Blue Buckets

Whiteycar posted:

Moot . posted:

What's the source of this photograph?


http://theunitedwest.org/

Frosted Flake posted:

In case someone has an asterisk's brain and is transitioning their body to match it?

Rand alPaul posted:

Hey that video contest was sponsored by General Electric!



Capitalism

Frostwerks posted:

What on earth are you talking about?