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Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


Hypnolobster posted:

It's loving awful, and Rogue is a terrible, terrible company.

I hate every single thing they make even though some of it looks really cool. I feel like the guy who does their label design is the best card in their deck.

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Zenostein
Aug 15, 2008

Alhamdulillah

Captain_Indigo posted:

Today's discovery.

Buy Cheap(ish) beer.
But canned peaches in syrup.
Eat or throw peaches.
Pour splash of thick sugary peach syrup into beer.

It sounds awful, and if you add too much you get a kind of oil separation thing going on, but you mix that poo poo right and it's gold. Makes cheap beer taste like good beer. Makes good beer taste a bit interesting.

How did you even come up with the idea? Were you just eating (or throwing, I guess) some peaches and think: man this syrup is great. Maybe it'll make my beer better!

Also, happy birthday Slopehead. Hope the wine was decent enough!

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

Now this is partying 80's style!


Taste is of course individually relevant. I do like their beer alot, but coming from a local I think they are a bit overrated. Also I think their labels are stupid except for the Dead Guy.

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

You put WHAT in your margaritas?


Action-Bastard posted:

Taste is of course individually relevant. I do like their beer alot, but coming from a local I think they are a bit overrated. Also I think their labels are stupid except for the Dead Guy.

Kalos
Dec 9, 2011

Only as cool as your hair.


Hypnolobster posted:

It's loving awful, and Rogue is a terrible, terrible company.

I was about to defend their IPA, but I was thinking of one by a company with a similar logo.

On a related note, Resin IPA from Sixpoint Brewing Company is pretty tasty.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010


Kalos posted:

Resin IPA from Sixpoint Brewing Company is pretty tasty.

It is! Tonight, I've been having some clearance white wine, though. 9.99 for some drat good times. Made some chicago hot dogs, had way too much wine, got some gin to keep it going, life is good. Having a grocery store connected to a liquor store is the best thing.

Kalos
Dec 9, 2011

Only as cool as your hair.


Ugly In The Morning posted:

It is! Tonight, I've been having some clearance white wine, though. 9.99 for some drat good times. Made some chicago hot dogs, had way too much wine, got some gin to keep it going, life is good. Having a grocery store connected to a liquor store is the best thing.

If you lived in a civilized area, grocery stores would just sell liquor too

Speaking of which, my favorite local store (massive selection of wines, beers, and liquors; great potato and pasta salads; second best Soppressata; and the only place I can find crab cakes with real crab) has started doing beer tastings every Friday. If they weren't already my favorite store, that would have been enough. How I discovered the Resin, actually.

Also it's where I'm gonna be after work tomorrow

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005



Have I ever mentioned the time I chugged an entire bottle of champagne through a vuvuzela? Let me see if I can find the video.

edit: if you don't at least like Rogue Dead Guy Ale, you're not human. Shakespeare Stout and Old Crustacean Barleywine are also awesome.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010


Kalos posted:

If you lived in a civilized area, grocery stores would just sell liquor too


It's not so bad. I ring up my groceries, walk through an arch, grab my booze, ring that up. Same hours, same building, but they have to be a "different storefront".

PS- Whoever first put pickles on a hot dog was a genius. Genius I say!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Ugly In The Morning posted:

PS- Whoever first put pickles on a hot dog was a genius. Genius I say!

You want amazing? Pickles on pizza. Especially with pepperoni.

Vestral
Dec 30, 2008


I have a bachelor dilemma. It's laundry day, so I have gone and washed all the clothes I wore this week, including the ones I was wearing. Kicking around naked drinking cheap beer while it washes is great, and not my dilemma. My problem comes when the wash cycle finishes. I don't have a clothes dryer, but there is one opposite my place, I have my coins ready to go... but I don't have any unwashed clothes to put on. I haven't showered yet, so I don't really want to put on new clothes, especially not just to walk across the road. Do you think it would be appropriate to wrap myself in a beach towel to wander over and put my clothes on to dry?

Zombie Pirate
Jan 3, 2009


Ugly In The Morning posted:

It's not so bad. I ring up my groceries, walk through an arch, grab my booze, ring that up. Same hours, same building, but they have to be a "different storefront".

PS- Whoever first put pickles on a hot dog was a genius. Genius I say!

Pickles are just solid relish. I had to explain this to my roommate, who looked at me like I was a monster for putting pickles on a hot dog.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010


Zombie Pirate posted:

Pickles are just solid relish. I had to explain this to my roommate, who looked at me like I was a monster for putting pickles on a hot dog.

You need both. And a hot pepper. Kraut. Mustard. Celery salt. Chicago style hot dog, man, already said it's the best.It's kind of the bachelorest of meals.

Vestral posted:

I have a bachelor dilemma. It's laundry day, so I have gone and washed all the clothes I wore this week, including the ones I was wearing. Kicking around naked drinking cheap beer while it washes is great, and not my dilemma. My problem comes when the wash cycle finishes. I don't have a clothes dryer, but there is one opposite my place, I have my coins ready to go... but I don't have any unwashed clothes to put on. I haven't showered yet, so I don't really want to put on new clothes, especially not just to walk across the road. Do you think it would be appropriate to wrap myself in a beach towel to wander over and put my clothes on to dry?

Always, always have gym shorts and a white tee shirt handy. The best emergency clothes.

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

Now this is partying 80's style!


Ugly In The Morning posted:

You need both. And a hot pepper. Kraut. Mustard. Celery salt. Chicago style hot dog, man, already said it's the best.It's kind of the bachelorest of meals.

Well its probably the only way a goon will get their vegetables.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010


Action-Bastard posted:

Well its probably the only way a goon will get their vegetables.

Hey man, I make salads all the time. Filling and low effort.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Ugly In The Morning posted:

Hey man, I make salads all the time. Filling and low effort.

Eating one of those "bagged salads" you get from the grocery store that are, like, 99% iceburg lettuce, covered in half a bottle of Kraft Zesty Italian, counts as a salad, right?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Vestral posted:

I have a bachelor dilemma. It's laundry day, so I have gone and washed all the clothes I wore this week, including the ones I was wearing. Kicking around naked drinking cheap beer while it washes is great, and not my dilemma. My problem comes when the wash cycle finishes. I don't have a clothes dryer, but there is one opposite my place, I have my coins ready to go... but I don't have any unwashed clothes to put on. I haven't showered yet, so I don't really want to put on new clothes, especially not just to walk across the road. Do you think it would be appropriate to wrap myself in a beach towel to wander over and put my clothes on to dry?

Find/make something to hang them on? Handrail, balcony, 550 cord strung up between doors in your house/apartment, just a few suggestions.

Vestral
Dec 30, 2008


Minion of Cthulhu posted:

Find/make something to hang them on? Handrail, balcony, 550 cord strung up between doors in your house/apartment, just a few suggestions.

AH I did think of that, but it's miserably rainy/too humid for tomorrow's work clothes to be dry in time, otherwise I'd have a non issue on my hands. My current approach is have another beer and the solution will present itself. I like this approach very much.

As an aside, for lunch I felt like having garlic bread and blue cheese, so I did, and I regret nothing.

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

i'm so fuckkin drunk right now staalsie i'm seein these big bars around everything and it's not like the time your pussfuck brother totally knocked the sh*t out of you. i bet cally's got some weed if we want, too

What's the lowest setting on your oven?

The Aphasian
Mar 8, 2007

Psychotropic Hops


Thought you guys might know: is there an IMDB of booze in movies? Like Russian Standard in Wanted, Ardbeg in Constantine, etc. (I'm on a comic-movie kick thanks to Amazing Spider-Man).

Like http://www.imfdb.org is to guns.

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

The streets sketched out in the full moon light,
MIT punks dying left and right.
There's nowhere to run don't even try,
cause all my shootings be drivebys.


DrBouvenstein posted:

Eating one of those "bagged salads" you get from the grocery store that are, like, 99% iceburg lettuce, covered in half a bottle of Kraft Zesty Italian, counts as a salad, right?

I've actually done a cost comparison and you're best off either getting the actual head of iceburg yourself or getting a full box of spring mix. You want to look at per ounce cost then factor in your total weight. The bagged romaine/iceburg mix is usually about 12 cents more per ounce than even the 'super expensive' box of mixed organic leaf.

\/\/\/ Ask one of the guys stocking produce what days they get their truck in. Go late in the day of and check the back of the stack.

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Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


Full box of spring mix goes bad too soon though, that's like 3 monster salad's worth and it starts going bad about 6 minutes before you buy it. It seems like it's often a crapshoot whether it'll be slime by dinnertime tomorrow. Grocery store spring mix is so fragile, why did it always last so much longer when I worked foodservice?

No_talent
Jul 29, 2009


I like to buy broccoli and brussel sprouts and pretend I'm a giant eating whole trees and whole cabbages. I often make meatloaf villages to drown in a great BBQ sauce flood and devour FOR I AM THE ALMIGHTY CREATOR OF THEIR WORLD.

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


The Populous Diet.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

IF I HAVEN'T MENTIONED MY FIVE TON LATELY, CHECK MY AIR INTAKE FOR CHEMICAL WEAPONS


Cowslips Warren posted:

Do not buy cheap toilet paper. Get the good stuff. You can afford this if you don't buy Kleenex and just use toilet paper to blow your nose and clean up spills.

Agreed. John Wayne toilet paper (and even worse, the kind that tears so easily you might as well just go ahead and use your hand) is the worst thing ever.

Also, I generally just blow my nose out the window, but I live mostly in the woods. Birds and squirrels crap out there, a little nose blowing isn't going to make things worse.

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

Big boy, Hungry boy.


Rogue loving sucks and that Maple Bacon poo poo is a loving disgrace.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010


DrBouvenstein posted:

Eating one of those "bagged salads" you get from the grocery store that are, like, 99% iceburg lettuce, covered in half a bottle of Kraft Zesty Italian, counts as a salad, right?

Spinach, feta cheese, carrots, fresh cucumber, red onion, some mushroom, homemade vinaigrette. 15 minutes tops, pretty good side salad. Does well in the fridge, too. (and impresses the ladies).

Zombie Pirate
Jan 3, 2009


Ugly In The Morning posted:

Spinach, feta cheese, carrots, fresh cucumber, red onion, some mushroom, homemade vinaigrette. 15 minutes tops, pretty good side salad. Does well in the fridge, too. (and impresses the ladies).

Only put the vinaigrette on when you are serving, or your spinach will wilt. I know many of us will already know this, but some may not.

Similar: Spinach, blueberries, mandarin orange slices, red onion, goat feta and raspberry vinaigrette. Excellent salad, impresses all manner of people. (Not too much onion though.)

Edit: The bachelor poo poo thread: some of us eat vegetables. But only some of us.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002


DrBouvenstein posted:

You want amazing? Pickles on pizza. Especially with pepperoni.

Holy Jesus Christ son, I don't know about that but maybe I'll try it sometime.

Speaking of pickles, which are loving awesome, a Polish kid working here in the US told me that they take shots of vodka and then take a bite of a pickle.

Kind of interesting, but I usually buy the really cheap vodka that would make you throw up if you drank it without a mixeer. Gotta try this with some Absolut or Ketel One sometime I guess.


edit: Oh and speaking of condiments, I just remembered a bachelor thing. Seven Eleven has pizza slices for a dollar. Want condiments? They're at the hotdog counter, load up! That goes for sandwiches too. You can buy a with everything sub OR buy one with just turkey and cheese and then hit the hot dog condiments station. There' onions, hot peppers, tomato, salsa, ketchup, etc and you save a buck or two.

chiz fucked around with this message at Jul 13, 2012 around 05:03

Nick Papagiorgio
Oct 4, 2011


chiz posted:

Holy Jesus Christ son, I don't know about that but maybe I'll try it sometime.

Speaking of pickles, which are loving awesome, a Polish kid working here in the US told me that they take shots of vodka and then take a bite of a pickle.

Kind of interesting, but I usually buy the really cheap vodka that would make you throw up if you drank it without a mixeer. Gotta try this with some Absolut or Ketel One sometime I guess.


edit: Oh and speaking of condiments, I just remembered a bachelor thing. Seven Eleven has pizza slices for a dollar. Want condiments? They're at the hotdog counter, load up! That goes for sandwiches too. You can buy a with everything sub OR buy one with just turkey and cheese and then hit the hot dog condiments station. There' onions, hot peppers, tomato, salsa, ketchup, etc and you save a buck or two.

The bar I work at does a version of that(they're called picklebacks) but with Jameson. Shot of whiskey, shot of pickle juice. They've become the go to drink after a busy night.

Mizufusion
Jul 18, 2007

I like to watch bees eat food and do stuff.


There's a new beer store downtown that a friend of mine has been promoting, so I stopped by today and I think I'm in love. Got a six pack of Ace cider, and another six of Hell or High Watermelon beer. Then I had steak for dinner, and picked up some pastries at the Chinese bakery. It's a good night.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

It's not so bad. I ring up my groceries, walk through an arch, grab my booze, ring that up. Same hours, same building, but they have to be a "different storefront".

Do all of your grocery stores have hours? I do most of my shopping between midnight and 2am at one of the many 24-hour stores in the area, and only need to make one transaction to get my groceries and liquor. Any later than 2am and they won't sell you booze, though.

Zenostein
Aug 15, 2008

Alhamdulillah

chiz posted:

Holy Jesus Christ son, I don't know about that but maybe I'll try it sometime.

Speaking of pickles, which are loving awesome, a Polish kid working here in the US told me that they take shots of vodka and then take a bite of a pickle.

Kind of interesting, but I usually buy the really cheap vodka that would make you throw up if you drank it without a mixeer. Gotta try this with some Absolut or Ketel One sometime I guess.


edit: Oh and speaking of condiments, I just remembered a bachelor thing. Seven Eleven has pizza slices for a dollar. Want condiments? They're at the hotdog counter, load up! That goes for sandwiches too. You can buy a with everything sub OR buy one with just turkey and cheese and then hit the hot dog condiments station. There' onions, hot peppers, tomato, salsa, ketchup, etc and you save a buck or two.

I heard that about potatoes, from a Ukranian/Siberian teacher. Then again, the article was Russian.

Basically, poo poo that grows in the ground + alcohol = victory and flavor country.

Kalos
Dec 9, 2011

Only as cool as your hair.


Ugly In The Morning posted:

You need both. And a hot pepper. Kraut. Mustard. Celery salt. Chicago style hot dog, man, already said it's the best.It's kind of the bachelorest of meals.

There are two ways to eat a hot dog...
1) Coney Dog
2) Don't eat a hot dog, that poo poo's gross.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

coming like judgment day
i.e. for the second time.


Apparently, pickle juice as a hangover cure is a Polish thing. I had been drinking pickle juice for hangovers for about 3 years by the time I learned that it was actually a thing. I'm not even polish, I just love pickle juice, and one morning, I figured that all the brine and vinegar were sorta like electrolytes, took a big swift, and felt great.

Also, what's with all the Rogue hate? I don't really drink it that much, but it's never seemed particularly offensive to me. Not AMAZING and maybe a little expensive for what it is, but dead guy isn't bad. And yes, I understand that my tastes should probably be called into question after the first part of this post.

And another thing, since someone brought up barleywine. A lot of my friends hate on it and say it's too sweet. I like it though, mostly because it tends to have a higher abv and gets me hosed up. Actually, come to think of it, I've noticed a lot of my friends hating on any beer that isn't an IPA or a boring old lager. Should I get new friends?

chiz
Sep 28, 2002


Ok guys/girls, shifting gears a little, who do you like for bachelor comedians? My go-to is Louis CK (patron saint of bachelors?) and then I run through Chris Rock et al, but does anyone have any other suggestions?


and gently caress. It's three thirty AM...should I have another drink or try to get to sleep? I can definitely do one but not sure about the other.

chiz fucked around with this message at Jul 13, 2012 around 07:34

a 5 year old meme
May 7, 2008

Not creepy at all.

chiz posted:

Ok guys/girls, shifting gears a little, who do you like for bachelor comedians? My go-to is Louis CK (patron saint of bachelors?) and then I run through Chris Rock et al, but does anyone have any other suggestions?


and gently caress. It's three thirty AM...should I have another drink or try to get to sleep? I can definitely do one but not sure about the other.

Louis CK is probably the funniest comedian I have ever bothered watching. I just recently saw that his television show is on Netflix and I've been watching it, though the first one I ever saw was the one with the suicidal friend so I guess I wasn't doing it right?

And yeah, if you can't get to sleep then you might as well have another drink. That's what I've been doing for the past couple hours.

whatshesaid
May 6, 2007


Ugly In The Morning posted:

It's not so bad. I ring up my groceries, walk through an arch, grab my booze, ring that up. Same hours, same building, but they have to be a "different storefront".

PS- Whoever first put pickles on a hot dog was a genius. Genius I say!

Do you live in KY? We're backwards like that, too. Beer up to like 6% (I'm just guessing) is allowed in groceries, but wine and liquor, separate entrance or building.

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


chiz posted:

Ok guys/girls, shifting gears a little, who do you like for bachelor comedians? My go-to is Louis CK (patron saint of bachelors?) and then I run through Chris Rock et al, but does anyone have any other suggestions?

Going back in time a little, George Carlin, Howie Mandel, and Bill Cosby.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

When we tell you to write a story about potatoes, don't write about a Frenchman's tiny dick instead.

THUNDERDOME

Arivia posted:

$9.65

Content: one benefit of not really living bachelorette style right now is fondue and wine with family.

Oh holy poo poo that stuff goes right to your liquor brain. Very quick time to smashed.

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010


whatshesaid posted:

Do you live in KY? We're backwards like that, too. Beer up to like 6% (I'm just guessing) is allowed in groceries, but wine and liquor, separate entrance or building.

Massachusetts. We can have beer and wine in our grocery stores, but this place just puts all the booze on one side and the food on the other.

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