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dsriggs: May 28, 2012

Going through the list, I think it's the question on internet freedom that is putting Stein up the list (assuming you guys are putting its importance as high as I did)

E: Or maybe it's because they don't have all her positions on the website. She is pro-internet autonomy though, apparently

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:09

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# ? Jun 20, 2013 01:51

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

I tried getting 100% romney, but i guess he changed a few of his positions since i last paid attention.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:10

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number.

As a side note why don't we just vote this way for president? gently caress talking heads lets just have people fill out their applications on stances, everyone in the US takes a poll like this, and the nation just goes with whoever is closest to the public average.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:11

Benminnn: Sep 28, 2002

PlotDevice posted:

This is the worst\funniest part of the whole site:

Yes, I am dissappointed in my own viewpoint. I'm sorry <TEAM CANDIDATE NAME>, I'll try to do better!

I'm disappointed that I seem to side with Candidate Obama but not President Obama.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:12

Fimbulvinter: Nov 6, 2008; by elpintogrande

I was voting Alexander anyways.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:12

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; BEEP BOOP
10 LIFT "A_WEIGHT";
20 GOTO 10;

I've never heard of this Stewart Alexander guy but he sounds pretty awesome

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:13

Immortal Wombat: Jan 19, 2005; Everliving Marsupial

Stewart Alexander: Yes, and immediately free all citizens jailed for drug offenses
Your similar answer: Yes. Legalize, tax, and regulate marijuana instead of criminalizing it

I should be able to choose both of these

Should the United States increase our space exploration efforts and budget?
Stewart Alexander: Regardless, we should not use space-based technology for military purposes
You: Yes

Come on Stewart I thought you were cool man

Edit:
Should the federal government regulate the internet to deter online piracy?
Stewart Alexander: Yes, and give the government additional power to control all internet content
You: No

Oh drat.... Yeah I don't like you any more dude

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:13

navi: May 27, 2004; #1 Grandpa!

I would love to know how these questions were weighted.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:13

Baronjutter: Dec 31, 2007; ...the engine tracks thousands of details for each unit meaning it will be a far deeper game than your grandpa's chess.
Pre-order CHESS now and receive the DLC "queen" unit.

40% ron paul?! I answered every question as hard core pacifist marxist feminist as I could. Oh well 86% Jill Stein and 85% obummer.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:14

fauxical: Sep 23, 2009; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Too bad I am not voting for either clown.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:14

Crows Turn Off: Jan 7, 2008; turn in your old, worn-out for the war effort

I'm going to have to read more about Jill Stein and Stewart Alexander!

Also, if any of you get more than 20% in common with Ron Paul, you're a horrible person.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:15

Galler: Jan 27, 2008; AJs with an Iron Fist.

I apparently agree with romney 51% and on economic issues at that. I hope I hosed up an answer somewhere otherwise I think I need to go kill myself.

e: Oh it lets you look at how your questions compare to the canidates. I see the issue. It assumes that when I say 'reform' that I secretly mean abolish instead fix. Obviously I did not pick the choose more options answer enough.

Holy poo poo what a difference that made.

76% socialist motherfuckers. That's more like it.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:18

swatjr: Jan 28, 2009

apparently I should support the Green party.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:19

Jonny Angel: Oct 24, 2010; OBVIOUS LANNISTER PLANT SPOTTED

Robo Reagan posted:

It's a five minute time waster on par with answering ten questions to find your spirit animal. Relax, guy.

Huh! Apparently my spirit animal is Jill Stein, with 78% compatibility. No idea who that is and I don't think I have any way of finding out...

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:20

fauxical: Sep 23, 2009; by Y Kant Ozma Post

As you can see I somehow managed to get 81% each for both Democrat and Republican. I am not sure how that happened. I guess the important thing is that I don't care about politics or voting at all so none of this really matters.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:20

Luminous Cow: Nov 2, 2007; Well you know there should be no law
on people that want to smoke a little dope.
Well you know it's good for your head
And it relax your body don't you know.

I love these little time wasters.

I also love that Mittens is the 1%

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:21

ayekappy: Aug 22, 2004

Baronjutter posted:

40% ron paul?! I answered every question as hard core pacifist marxist feminist as I could. Oh well 86% Jill Stein and 85% obummer.

My guess is you didn't support the bank bailouts, internet regulation, patriot act, or abortion(it being made illegal)

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:22

Derek Dominoe: Sep 9, 2007; Hands off my Nuka-Cola!

CaptBushido posted:

Make sure you ALWAYS look at the "Choose another stance" button, because it gives way better and more nuanced positions on everything even if you clearly believe "Yes" or "No".

^Pay attention to this.

Apparently I'm a libertarian? Probably because I'm 1) a big advocate of federalism, and most of these questions were, "Should the federal government XYZ?" and 2) mostly content to let individuals and local governments make their own decisions, even if I strongly disagree with the choice personally (abortion, marijuana, etc). I think I was most surprised by the fact that, although I didn't strongly favor it, the Green Party came out ahead of the Dems for me.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:23

Blunt Force Trauma: Mar 16, 2008; No one gives a fuck about shit.
So fuck your shit.
We fuck shit up,
Cause shit's fucked anyway.
Shit is run in to the ground.

I don't wanna think about it,
I just wanna get down.

All of my friends are archliberals so I'm surprised I'm only 91% Green

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:25

Pope Mobile: Nov 12, 2006; Talked to Jesus lately? More bars in more churches, synagogues, mosques and all other places of worship, guaranteed.

I side with Spartacus!

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:27

Sucrose: Dec 9, 2009

I sided equally with Ron Paul and Obama the most. Fair enough.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:27

AuMaestro: May 27, 2007

Mundane Shell posted:

So I guess we all know Jill Stein funded this "quiz," right? We've been down this road before here with one of these things.

Edit: It should be "With whom do you side?".

Nah, this is just a case of goons not being representative of the population. There are probably more people here voting for Romney out of some accelerationist socialist scheme (they think that by making things intentionally worse they can bring about the fabled ~~race~~class war that will lead to paradise) than genuine Republicans.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:28

Young Freud: Nov 25, 2006; My old avatar sucked anyway.

Immortal Wombat posted:

I have no Idea who most of these people are.

I have the same reaction. The only one I've recognize outside of Obama, Romney, and Paul (? I thought he dropped out?) is Jimmy "Rents Too High" McMillan (that better not be a 'shop). Virgil Goode? Who the gently caress is that?

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:29

Immortal Wombat: Jan 19, 2005; Everliving Marsupial

I know exactly the same people but my excuse is that I'm from the UK

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:31

Sojourn: Mar 28, 2005

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:32

James Polk: Jun 18, 2010; I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina

Wish this poll would also tell me which Hogwarts house I'm in.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:33

veedubfreak: Apr 2, 2005; What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

I'm not sure how I feel about these results.

Also, THE RENT IS TOO drat HIGH.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:33

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; ~~**I'M OLD AS FUCK**~~

I think this is just made for angry third party voters to find a name to randomly vote for.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:34

John Big Booty: Jan 31, 2008; Living in the 8th Dimension, things get rough.

AuMaestro posted:

(they think that by making things intentionally worse they can bring about the fabled ~~race~~class war that will lead to paradise)

Mama mia! That's a paranoid meat-a-ball!

I'll probably vote for Stein, because Alexander seems just a little too statist for my tastes.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:34

veedubfreak: Apr 2, 2005; What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

gently caress, quote != edit

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:35

Tonsured: Jan 13, 2005

Jill Stein, you're an internet super star!

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:36

fauxical: Sep 23, 2009; by Y Kant Ozma Post

I have never even heard of these people. Jill Stein? As someone mentioned before in this thread I think it's cool for discovering the lesser known people.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:37

k3nn: Jan 20, 2007

Welp, looks like I'm a dirty commie:

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:38

Dr. Arbitrary: Mar 15, 2006; You're trying to say that you like DOS better then me, right?

Did you all notice that it hides your socialist compatibility unless its your highest ranked option.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:40

Chamale: Jul 11, 2010; Men on the moon and men spinning around the earth and there's not no attention paid to earthly law and order.

I was planning to vote for Alexander, but I'm concerned about his wanting to leave the UN and increase regulation of the Internet. Where can I find more information about that?

I definitely won't be voting for Obama after he bombed Yemen, lied about raiding dispensaries, and generally acted spinelessly against the Republican congress.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:40

wilfredmerriweathr: Jul 11, 2005

Apparently I'm both a libertarian and a green (actually I basically already knew that).

I literally had never heard of either Jill or Gary before 10 minutes ago. Thanks, internet!

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# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:41

toby: Dec 4, 2002

abelinky posted:

Put em up! Lets see how left/right wing you are

Who the gently caress are you? This is your ONLY post?

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:41

Tonsured: Jan 13, 2005

I noticed that changing my marijuana stance changed me from decidedly Green Party to Democratic. It also brought Jill Stein under president oboe in compatibility.

hehe.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:44

IRQ: Sep 9, 2001

Young Freud posted:

I have the same reaction. The only one I've recognize outside of Obama, Romney, and Paul (? I thought he dropped out?) is Jimmy "Rents Too High" McMillan (that better not be a 'shop). Virgil Goode? Who the gently caress is that?

A Virginia state politician from the asscrack of nowhere. I'm surprised to see him there as I thought he lost in 2008.

Sup Jill Stein/Stewart Alexander buddies. 88% for both of them, and 87% for Obama but as we all know he doesn't actually do anything to effect the stances he supposedly has. And some Ron Paul because I said legalize all drugs I guess.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:44

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# ? Jun 20, 2013 01:51

Jon Joe: Oct 19, 2011; Sicked Wick

By the looks of it, all goons should vote Jill Stein! Green goons for a good government.

# ? Jul 11, 2012 19:47

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