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Intern Dan
Mar 30, 2010


nutranurse posted:

For the challenge.

And I moved in just as everything was getting started, really just terrible as poo poo timing.

My roommate is from China and I don't think he really understands the risks.

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Intern Dan
Mar 30, 2010


Intern Dan posted:

My roommate is from China and I don't think he really understands the risks.

And now he's been bitten. Time to talk with the management on Monday!

precision
May 7, 2006



Topher87 posted:

I just went outside to hang out some washing and this guy was all set up on the clothesline.


Ah yes, banana spiders, nature's cruelest joke on Florida.

(They're harmless, aside from nightmare fuel.)

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

Let's be friends again, TV IV!

I swear I won't be an obnoxious fanboy who posts every dumb thought in my head! And I super-swear I'll think before I say something racist! Honest!

Guys?

Guys?

WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME GUYS?


precision posted:

Ah yes, banana spiders, nature's cruelest joke on Florida.

(They're harmless, aside from nightmare fuel.)

If you think that's bad, I found one of those things next to my window last summer. I broomed the gently caress out of it


Tarantula

Needless to say, I have never ever ever left it open again without a bug screen ever again since then. Oh and unlike most tarantulas, those ARE poisonous.



I nearly stepped on one of those as I was going to enter the shower while visiting my friends in the south.


camel spiders

We killed it and I barely slept all night. It was so loving huge


And while not a spider, this crawled out of my shoe a few years ago:



I have never not checked my shoes first without putting them on ever since



Gotta love the Middle-East

Strachn
Aug 13, 2006



SaltLick posted:

I have a slight scar on my rear end from a spider bite that had some necrosis. gently caress spiders.

I had a scar on my rear end from when I sat on a furry caterpillar. It's faded now, which sucks because it was neat.

Mr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.


This isn't the critterquest thread.

Hope your friend's ok

Mr. Despair fucked around with this message at Feb 18, 2013 around 03:28

TheMammoth
Dec 3, 2002



My friend's bachelor uncle who lives in a desert-like region along the Nevada/California border has a house that most of us, myself included, would treat like one of those haunted mansions in a movie where everyone who tries to stay there comes running out screaming a few minutes later.

It was, no exaggeration, covered in tarantulas and spiders of all varieties. He managed to do his own dishes, but never swept, vacuumed, etc., so the spiders just started reclaiming the space and wandering around. His reasoning was that things will just get dusty again, and he actually liked the spiders because they eat any bothersome insects.

Except this meant that behind the couches he wanted us to sleep on were a few tarantulas, next to the tv was a giant spider, underneath every chair, table, any nook and cranny were at least a few spiders. It was hard not to exist within that house and not be a few inches, if you were lucky a foot, of at least one large arachnid.

Good luck with your recluses and/or getting out soon; I lived in a house infested with hobo spiders in WA, had them in my clothes, in my bed (on my arm, behind my pillow), and saw a girl get bitten on the arm which led to a quarter-size chunk of flesh falling off (nice scar from that one). There's a good episode of "Infested" on Netflix about a recluse infestation- the family ends up moving out.

Butt Savage
Aug 23, 2007


gently caress that. It's poo poo like the story above that makes me uneasy about moving out of the northeast. Deal with awful winters or deal with awful insects/arachnids? I think I know which side I'm leaning towards.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Now you're fighting a bear,
and your life's in grave danger and you don't even care.

Every time this thread gets bumped I thank geography that the worst we really get in Britain are spiders that might sometimes look at you funny.

I'm not even borderline arachnophobic and have little idea how you don't all just walk around with flamethrowers in your hand.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009



Khablam posted:

Every time this thread gets bumped I thank geography that the worst we really get in Britain are spiders that might sometimes look at you funny.

I'm not even borderline arachnophobic and have little idea how you don't all just walk around with flamethrowers in your hand.

At least we're not Australia.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008

None of you are safe!


TheMammoth posted:

My friend's bachelor uncle who lives in a desert-like region along the Nevada/California border has a house that most of us, myself included, would treat like one of those haunted mansions in a movie where everyone who tries to stay there comes running out screaming a few minutes later.

It was, no exaggeration, covered in tarantulas and spiders of all varieties. He managed to do his own dishes, but never swept, vacuumed, etc., so the spiders just started reclaiming the space and wandering around. His reasoning was that things will just get dusty again, and he actually liked the spiders because they eat any bothersome insects.

Except this meant that behind the couches he wanted us to sleep on were a few tarantulas, next to the tv was a giant spider, underneath every chair, table, any nook and cranny were at least a few spiders. It was hard not to exist within that house and not be a few inches, if you were lucky a foot, of at least one large arachnid.

Good luck with your recluses and/or getting out soon; I lived in a house infested with hobo spiders in WA, had them in my clothes, in my bed (on my arm, behind my pillow), and saw a girl get bitten on the arm which led to a quarter-size chunk of flesh falling off (nice scar from that one). There's a good episode of "Infested" on Netflix about a recluse infestation- the family ends up moving out.

My adviser was talking to me about how I could easily get a job teaching in rural Nevada for a few years. I thought it might be a kinda good idea when I heard it. Not anymore!

precision
May 7, 2006



Khablam posted:

Every time this thread gets bumped I thank geography that the worst we really get in Britain are spiders that might sometimes look at you funny.

I'm not even borderline arachnophobic and have little idea how you don't all just walk around with flamethrowers in your hand.

Immersion therapy, I guess. Once I learned that Wolf Spiders almost never bite humans I breathed a huge sigh of relief though. Those things pack a pretty hefty size-to-badass ratio.

Did you know? Nearly all spider bites happen in your sleep. Sweet dreams!

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011



Volkerball posted:

At least we're not Australia.

That's what we always say when we need a pick-me-up.

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Intern Dan
Mar 30, 2010


Mr. Despair posted:

This isn't the critterquest thread.

Hope your friend's ok

Thanks, he got to the doctor within a few hours and they gave him antibiotics. He shouldn't have to lose any flesh it looks like, maybe a tiny little bit.

We're moving to a different building compliment of the management very soon.

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